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Employee Of The Week

 

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My boss might as well have hired one of those sign spinning guys to stand on the corner!

Last time he pulled a stunt like this, the cops were in here trying to shut us down!

It’s not bad enough he has the highest cover charge on the block, the most over priced watered down drinks and he gets thirty percent of our tips! Now he is trying to pimp us out to!

Don’t get me wrong…I am all about that base (sorry, couldn’t help myself). I mean guys throw more money and candy at you and sometimes, it’s actually good! But I can’t afford for big brother to be shutting down my place of employment for a week cus we got caught!

Then I had this idea! One of the girls at the club was working there, putting herself through nursing school. She is always looking for someone to practice on, ya know, to test her skills. I am pretty sure I remembered her learning about hernias a few weeks ago.

That is a community service we should all participate in! So I suggested to my sleaze of a boss that we could assist Nurse Nancy in her education and disguise his little fuck fest as “practice” hernia testing for a moderate donation!

He loved the idea so much, he named me employee of the week! And at a strip club….. when a girl in a slutty nurse uniform says “drop your pants”, you do it!

Men were lining up from everywhere as we opened our snatch and told them to turn their head and cough!

There was one man, we called him Dick ( no really…that was his name)! We all took turns on Dick. I started sucking his massive cock, getting him all slippery and wet for easy penetration into Nurse Nancy’s hernia detection device. I did not realize it at the time, but that huge man muscle was just starting to get hard! 

He started slamming Nancy’s little cunt so fast and hard, she barely had time to squeeze!

Nancy was pretty wasted and her cunt was filled with cum so I thought I would take a shot! Dick had the biggest fuck stick I had ever seen and it seemed like it was getting bigger with ever stroke! I tried to take it all in my mouth but he was so fucking big that I gagged and choked before it was half way down my throat!

By the time he started pounding the hell out of my cunt, he was so huge, even my wore out fuck hole felt tight!

When he dumped his load, he came so hard that he gave himself a fucking hernia!

That was the end of hernia testing and the end of my employee of the week! Too bad though, cus I would love testing out big Dick again!

Damn, he had a nice cock! You could feed a girl for a month on that thing!

Trailer Trash Whore Does You Right

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Come on down to our trailer park where we will satisfy every need that your fine self can muscle. We are some nasty as cum dumpsters who will work one by one or all for you. We love getting trashed and sitting outside showing off our cunts and tits for all the trailer park boys to see. We decided to do our own calendar shoot too. Fuck, we are gonna make enough money to have beer for the next month. Swasted in May, Woo Hoo! I am the biggest cum guzzler of us all too. I do not think there is anything that I would not do to taster your cum on my lips. Don’t even have to be your jizz either.

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I love being a little p slut and fucking those fuckers down the street. I even run a sweet deal for them, I will suck their wee cocks for the five dollars mommy gives to them for taking out the trash. They love it too, and it is an easy five bucks. They line up and I pop them off three at a time, easiest fifty dollars a sloot could make. Me being a p whore not your thing and possibly you want me to suck off your furry friend, not a problem. I will pull their fur covered rocket into my mouth and coax it out. Your four legged friend can fuck me in my wasted hole to the knot till he fills me with his nut. Mmmm. Your imagination is the limit, or bust through to the sky and borrow mine. The other girls don’t know what they are missing, but our calendar sure as fuck will be hot. Post that shit in your bathroom so you can yank it to us every day.

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Sizzling Hot

big dick sucker cleoLive phone sex with him always gets my cunt so fucking wet. I make sure to drink tons of water before he calls so that I can let a long stream of hot wet piss flow over his limp cock. It makes him so fucking hard, so fucking fast. Then I take his piss covered dick into my mouth. He calls me his big dick sucker and face fucks me till I am gagging from the force of it. In no time at all my pussy is dripping wet like a good cream pie slut. He sucks my cunt hard, hungry for the piss mixed with cum that he created. He makes me beg for that cock to be deep inside me. I beg to be his cum dumpster. Only when he is right on the edge of exploding does he make me get on all fours, shoving that dick in me so hard I gasp for air. He bangs the shit out of this pussy all the while telling me how he is going to fill it with the biggest load of cum I have ever had. I love freaky phone sex with him! cum filled cunt twitter

Crack whore anal guide

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      I am a crack whore anal, slut bitch,  that loves getting high and fucked in the ass.  I said, it we can get it off the table and get on to something else.The strangest thing happened I woke up today with a cock in my mouth and one stuck in my ass. The weirdest thing of them all was that I had a fucking migraine from hell. I don’t know what happened but I do know that there was some meth on the table and you were standing over me pissing on me. I couldn’t say in the least if that was supposed to be good or not but I do know that I was fucking high as hell and I couldn’t wait for the party to continue! I looked at all the empty liquor bottles on the night stand and scattered all over the room it was just so littered in there. I didn’t care though because the last thing I could remember from the night before was that you were fucking the shit out of my ass , calling me a low down white trailer trash whore and you were trying to do your best to not stomp all over me. I thought that us getting high together was the best thing because I didn’t want  to start feeling bad alone but maybe Momma was right maybe it was about time for me to go to rehab and get right!

Just at that moment I began to shake and I was shaking so god damn bad I knew I had better get right pretty quick. Looking at you stroking your cock, I knew you  were going to take my asshole with a bad addictive sort of need and I knew there was nothing I could do to stop you. I needed to get right and that fucking you and sucking you would give me that party edge again. I needed that to be happy that instant drive of being fucked in the ass! Taking out your cock and coming toward me I knew I was in for it and as my body began to shake  I knew the high after this shit was going to be the best ever!

Tight Slutty Pussy

freaky phone sexA customer named Bill took me to the VIP room at the club. He ended up paying me more than we agreed on because I wasn’t as busted as he thought. Can you believe that?! He was surprised that my pussy wasn’t all beat up and that was still very tight. Now that I think about it Bill did kind of have a point. I practically fuck all day and night so it’s an occupational hazard. I’m very thankful that my tiny pink kitty is still tight, clean, and pretty!

Before Bill left he told me about how everyone thought I was such a nasty slut. I thanked him even though that wasn’t exactly news to me and walked him to the door. It’s funny how people think that label bothers me because I actually don’t mind at all. Sluts have more fun and at the end of the night that’s who every man wants to be in bed with.

hot stripper sexI’m such a skank that I sometimes even take work home with me.There will be a hot guy that I want to play with at the club, but he won’t have enough money for my services. When that happens I either give him my number or tell him to pick me up once my shift is over. I hate waiting, there is just no other way. Fucking for free at the club is against the rules, but the manager can’t control me when I’m at home! A lot of the guys I bring home are actually paying customers too if he knew that he would probably fire me. That would be a big mistake because most of the other dancers have zero interest in sex, but I still do.

My pussy soaks through two, sometimes even three of my outfits ever day. I wish I could stop it, but I can’t. There have been times that I’ve had to rub my clitty while giving a lap dance just to get some relief. That’s against the rules too, but I’m very careful not to get caught doing that. It’s pretty easy to hide that because the customer’s enjoy it so they keep their mouths shut. If they tip me extra I even let them clean my fingers off. If they’re sexy or have a nice, big cock I give them my number and hope that they call so we can play later on.

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Roaming Charges

Drunk phone sexThere I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened.  I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me.  Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever.  A park is a park.  I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!”  Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner.  Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.

Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy.  I have seen him around town, but not that often.  He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.”  On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring.  It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff.  I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy.  The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door.  He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone.  I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles. 

Charles stared straight ahead.  The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on.  The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was.  Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it.  The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say.  Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.

Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass.  I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced.  The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting.  I’ll tell you something.  I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.

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Hookers for Hire: BJ and Hadley

I was at my regular watering hole hanging with some of the biker regulars when Hadley came in. These guys were whooping and howling for the fine piece of trailer trash ass. Once she was heading back to the girls room I followed her back and offered her some blow. As she was taking her line I asked how she felt like joining me as a couple hookers for hire to service the guys.

This whore was totally into me and was pretty wasted already, so the rest was easy. I conferred with her and coaxed her into coming back to the guys and set up a sweet deal for these horny fucks. We presented the idea to them and they were pulling out the green and shoving it down our shirts. We took off on the back of their bikes and headed off for some hot ass fucking fun.

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Back at a sleazy ass crack house the guys kept as their “club house” we smoked some blunts, snorted some crank and got fucked hard. Hadley and I started the guys off with a little two girl action making out and stripping each other while cooing the guys on. Well I was slipping my tongue up her sweet little slit as I felt a nice hard cock slam into my sopping wet snatch.

We fucked hard, sucked the cum dry from these guys and drained their fucking wallets and took off with a nice stash of their drugs. These guys were passing out left and right by the time we finished them off. I hailed us a cab and brought my new hooker phone sex buddy home where we divided up the goods.

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We made out like bandits.

Money Makes Me Smile

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“Music makes me dance and money money money makes me smile” my favorite line from a song…not only does it make me smile but it makes me wet as fucking hell. Nothing gets the pussy going into overdrive faster then a stack of cold, hard, green cash, excerpt maybe a huge fucking cock. You know the ones that are way above average. The ones that stretch your holes like a good fisting. Last night I hit the fucking jackpot and got both. Yep a twofer, a bogo, a bonus. He had a was of fucking dough that was all mine if I could take his cock. No one has ever been able to do it in any capacity. So if i could take all of it, balls deep in any hole, mouth ass or cunt, and endure the resulting pounding I would get until he shot his load, the cash was all mine. Thank fucking goodness for my lack of gag reflex, I knew I could take his cock no matter how big in my mouth at least. Little did I know just what he was fucking packing. When he pulled his cock out the gasp was and involuntary reaction and he laughed out loud. cum guzzling cock1

The very first thing I wanted to do was get a picture of that fucking thing, no one would believe this with out one. They would think it was like one of those fishing stories. You know I caught one “this big”. I wondered just how much bigger it could get once it was hard, I was about to find out. I wrapped my mouth around that huge cock and slowly worked it down the back of my throat. I inched it down little by little fearing that I wouldn’t be able to do it. After what seemed an eternity I had his entire cock down my throat. He was very patient with the process of me taking his cock all the way down, but no sooner did his nuts hit my chin did he start fucking my throat without mercy. It took me off guard and for a minute I couldn’t breath, but then I fell into his rhythm and let him have his fun. he shot his thick load down my throat and handed me the wad of cash happily.  Now it was my turn, I offered him a bet of double or nothing. I wanted that monster in my ass so bad I couldn’t stand it, the extra cash was a bonus. When he took me up on it I was so happy that I squealed! My ass is going to be sore for some time to cum but my wallet is loving it!

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Late night at Work!

cum filled cuntI was pretty PISSED at work on Friday. This was my party weekend my new boss, The Bitch, told me I had to stay late and do an inventory of the classics. Like that is what interns are for. AND nothing worth staying over on a fucking FRIDAY on a holiday weekend. It was late, I was almost done. And still pissed off when I heard someone in the building. I was pretty startled! So I slipped off my heels and tip toed into the other room to see what I could see. And I walked in on the new night guard, pants down, stroking his meat to a WEB CAM! This was an opportunity I could not pass up! I snuck in behind him … so the audience could see me.. but he could NOT! And then I dropped my tiny little dress! And slipped out of my tiny little thongs. I unhooked my bra and I could hear out of his speakers everyone telling him to turn around. It was funny seeing him jump like a little girl on camera! Then his balls dropped and the man took over. The new guard grabbed me and bent me over the front desk! It was so much better knowing he had an audience! I was getting fucked on camera! And fucked REALLY good and hard! I knew he was posing for the camera. And I did the same thing! I could hear his speakers. Everyone stroking off or giving directions. I never knew it could be so fucking hot! I made him cum all over me so we could give a good show! After I cleaned up I hurried right out to buy my first web cam! I am hooked!

Wild Weekend

drunk phone sex cleoLast night was no different then any other Friday night. Lots of fucking and lots of drinking. This morning my eyes were red, my pussy was sore, my clothes all wrinkled and I am missing my panties. Kudos to the lucky bastard that has them. I am sure he is somewhere sniffing them and jerking his cock. Driving home I catch a glance at a sign on the side of the road and I think I must still be very fucked up. That couldn’t possibly have said what I thought it did. I had to turn the car around and look again. sure enough it said exactly what I thought it did. Really? We had just been talking about what the hell we would do tomorrow for Easter. It is really such a lame ass holiday. Now I knew what we were going to do. I took a picture of the sign on my phone and went home to call every trashy whore I knew. Male and female.We were going to crash this party and do it literally. We were going to make this fucking Easter Egg hunt one that these church going fuckers would never forget. It was an open invitation and they extended it….drunk phone sex easter