Dirty phone sex will keep you busy while you stay at home. I have figured out how to deal with the toilet paper shortage. I have 8 brats living under my roof. They vary in age and gender. Some are biologically mine, and a couple are adopted. All of them want to please daddy and me. That means if daddy and I want to piss in their mouths or piss in one of their pink holes, they will not protest. I don’t need toilet paper if I am pissing into a little girl’s mouth or cunt, right? My sons and daughters love the taste of mommy’s piss. Do you like pissing phone sex? My family had a piss filled weekend. We ran out of toilet paper on Thursday. I didn’t panic. I just called a brat into the bedroom and pissed in her mouth. My sons pissed in their sisters’ mouths. Daughters pissed in their brothers’ mouths. And I pissed in all their mouths! I am the queen bee of this family. My little slutkins drank my piss like it was lemonade on a hot day. I got them to lick my asshole too. We are an open family. We are a dirty family too. No toilet paper, no problem. If I have a brood of dirty whores, my cunt and ass will always be clean.
I stumbled to the car as several men followed me. It was about to become a gang bang, for sure. I dropped my panties beside the car. I was a total drunken slut as I squatted right there to take a piss. One of them yanked me to my feet and I felt his bulging cock push up into me as the pee flowed down his cock. These were some nasty, toilet loving fuckers and I was glad to give them a show. I dropped to my knees and began to suck the piss and cum off his cock. It inflamed the others and they crowded around me jerking their dicks. “Show us your asshole, baby.” They chanted. I bent right over and spread my cheeks. The fat one grabbed my hips and rammed his stiff enchilada deep into my clenched asshole. He fucked me hard and fast, pulling his shit covered meatstick out to blow a dirty load on my face. I licked it greedily as the others blew cum all over my drunken naked body. 
