I am a nasty phonesex mommy. I love fucking my son. We have been playing together since he was a schoolboy. He is almost 30 now. Where does the time go? I may be a BBC whore, but I will always be a dirty mommy first. Unlike me, my son got himself out of the trailer park. He lives on the right side of the tracks. But he is still a trailer park slut’s son. He went to college and has a good job, but like his whore mommy, he likes to party. He sent me a text this morning of his stiff cock. He had to go to work but was horny. The girl he banged last night did not drain his balls. She was hot, but drunk and inexperienced. My son has a high libido like his trailer trash whore momma. He has a big cock too. I am certain he is not my ex-husband’s son because he had a small cock and boys take after their fathers in the dick department. I love my boy’s cock. I was full of cum already, but he never minds that. He wanted to break in the new granite kitchen countertop he had installed this week. He has a nice house. Nicer than anything I have lived in before. He is a broker for a hedge fund company. He has a head for the stock market. It just makes me want to scream. He has a head for making money and a cock for making porn. He did not mind my sloppy seconds. I think he prefers to have me half filled up with jizz when we fuck anyway. My cum filled cunt was leaking all over his new and expensive kitchen counter, but I know how to clean up my messes. I spit shined that counter licking up all the cum that spilled from my pussy. Let him fuck my ass for round two. After he spilled two loads in his whore momma, he was ready to go to work. So, was I.
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Being a Cum Dumpster Cures Hang Overs
I am known as the trailer park cum dumpster. When horny boys or men need their balls drained, they come and see me. I am happy to have that kind of reputation too.Cum does this old body good. I woke up hungover as fuck this morning. I was drinking and doing coke last night, which I am no stranger to doing, but I was mixing my booze and not drinking enough water. With these brutal temperatures, I need to stay hydrated better. I was doing more coke and booze this morning in an attempt to negate my migraine, but it did not work. I heard a knock at the door and it made my head pound. I was hoping it was someone who needed a cum guzzling slut because I knew some jizz would make me feel better and it did. It was three boys from the trailer park who usually see me at the pool. I drain their horny teen dicks at the pool almost daily. They had a problem too. They woke up with morning wood but I was not at the pool to drain them like I usually do.Cum might just be the elixir I needed to make my headache go away. I was down for it. I invited them in for a blow bang. I started to feel better after load number one. That made me want to suck harder on those hairless pricks. They were smooth in my mouth. Stiff as a board too each one of them. I guzzled the cum from their balls. With each load of cum I swallowed, I started to feel better. Cum is my magic cure all. It does this body good. I spent the morning being a blow bang gangbang whore. A belly full of cum was just what I needed to get rid of my hangover.
Creampie Slut
Are you a creampie slut? There is no shame in admitting that you like sloppy seconds. I do not think eating cum from a cunt or ass makes your gay. Maybe guzzling it from a cock might be a different story, but there is something hot about cleaning up a woman’s messy pussy. My son loves it. So does my daughter, but she is a cum junkie like her mother. My son was over this morning because he knew I would wake up with a creamy load because I would have been at the truck stop last night. My boy knows me so well. Like he had me pegged. I had not been asleep long when he came into my bedroom with coffee and donuts. I was horny. In need of the hair of the dog that bit me. I was doing Tequila shots with a few men at the truck stop last night. That led to fucking which led to me coming home with a cum filled cunt. I was too drunk and high to shower before bed. Plus, I am not really that kind of girl. I am sure you know the kind of girl I am talking about. The kind of girl who does not swallow and must brush her teeth immediately after giving you head, and she showers right after sex too. It is like she cannot wait to get your seed off her body. I am not like that. I will savor that cum all day long. All night long too. I will sleep with chunks of cum in my hair and cum stuffed in all my holes. My son knows that and when he feels extra perverted, he pays his trashy milf mommy a visit to taste her cum filled holes. It is the best way to wake up in the morning. My son licked me all over but focused on the areas with jizz. Once he cleaned me up, he left me full of cum again, which is just the way I like to be: covered in cum.
Water Sports Sex at the Truck Stop
Water sports sex is not an everyday thing for me, but if a guy wants me to piss on him, who am I to say no or judge? This was a loser white boy, of course. That was probably obvious, LOL. I go to the truck stop a few nights a week. I pick up a lot of black cock at the truck stop. I find a lot of men down to party with me. Occasionally, it is some bitch boy like Leroy who has no cock but lots of coke. He was not looking to fuck me. Unlike my small dick ex-husband, Leroy has accepted his short comings. He knew he could never fuck a hot trailer trash whore like me. I asked him what he was offering then. He was the one that approached me about some coke he wanted to share. I know it is ass or grass, but nobody rides for free. He wanted a hot bitch to pee on him. I was like is that all? I mean he had a huge bag of coke that would have been $500 easily if I had to go to a dealer for a fix. He spewed out this sob story about being a humiliation junkie but struggling to find some one for water sports. Golden showers or brown showers, if you are paying me cash, grass or powder, I am in. What do I care that some small dick wonder wants me to give him a golden shower? I have done a lot worse things than pissing sex for coke, LOL. I got in his cab with him, snorted a couple lines and guzzled a Big Gulp of lemonade. That turned me into a pissing machine. I coated him head to toe in my golden nectar. He was like some horny monkey in a cage, basking in the glory of my sunshine and wanking his little nub. Sure, he was one pathetic loser, but I got the biggest bag of coke from our deal and it only cost me a Big Gulp. Now, that was a steal.
Cum Guzzling Slut Beverly
I love being a cum guzzling slut. Cum is my number one source of protein. I love cum so much, I freeze it. With it being hot as fuck again in Florida, I am ready to have iced coffee in the mornings. That means I need cum cubes. During the hotter times in Florida, I collect cum and freeze it. My daughter came over for the holiday weekend to help me guzzle some spunk. When her mommy is catching cum to freeze, we cannot swallow. Now, we can snowball and savor, just not swallow. We hosted a Memorial Day party. Supplied all the booze and pussy. Told the men and the boys there that they could fuck us both. If they did not want to wait their turn and give us a cum filled cunt, they could jack off into a pitcher so we could save the cum. I give a new meaning to the term cum catcher. I needed at least an entire pitcher of cum to make enough cum cubes for the next week or two. I like to start every morning with a bump of coke and a shot of cum. Do not get me wrong. I love cock. I need to get fucked on a regular basis, but I can get laid anywhere. With school out for the summer, no horny boys in front of my trailer needing their balls drained which gives me that protein I need to start my day. I do not get up super early in the summers. I stay up late partying and fucking, sleep until noon, then get up and do a shot of cum and decide my day. If I have coke and cum first thing when I wake up, I can focus on my day. My daughter and I were successful cum dumpster whores over the weekend. We managed to fill two pitchers of creamy jizz and that makes a shit ton of cum cubes for this dirty old whore.