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It should be no secret that I’m a creampie slut. I probably mention cum in every blog I wrote since I started here 10 years ago. And not a day goes by that I don’t drink some cum one way or another. One of my favorite ways is to consume cum straight from the source. Sucking a cock until it explodes in my mouth. Pissing it out of my own pussy or ass and chugging it. Or even licking it out of a sweet bald pussy.
All the teen girls come to me to clean up their pussy in my trailer park. Yes, you read that correctly. If a teen girl fucks her boyfriend or some other guy she met and gets a pussy full of jizz, she stops by for a cleanup on her way home. Hell, even my daughter does that. My daughter does not need to erase the scent of sex from her body. Those teen girls just don’t want their mothers knowing what dirty little cock whores they raised.
However, I know what kind of dirty little cocksucker, cum whore, I raised. And I could not be prouder. My daughter came over last night with a sloppy wet pussy, needing mommy to clean her up. Now she didn’t want to erase the smell of sex on her. She just wanted to feed her mommy. My baby girl understands how much I love cum. She calls me her little jizz junkie mother. Not a bad thing to be addicted to though.
My daughter crashed a party, and they all passed her around like a party favor. But she wanted it. So, she got 15 loads of cum inside of her little snatch all for mommy. She walked into my trailer, sat down on my couch and spread her legs. And then she told me what a naughty girl I raised. I felt hungry too. Hungry for all that random DNA inside my daughter’s warm, wet pussy.
I opened her sweet pink lips and started plunging my tongue in and out. With every thrust, I scooped out some cum in her pussy. Sometimes I would go up and spit it in her mouth so we could snowball it. My daughter seems kinky like that. But you should expect that because I’m her mother. It took me hours to clean out her cunt. She really did fuck a lot of guys. But eventually, this trashy MILF got every drop of jizz out of her daughter’s messy pussy. And that gave me my cum fix for the day.
In my trailer park, the locals call me Beverly, the big dick sucker. And I like that moniker. Seems to fit my personality. I may not fuck just anyone, but I will suck just about anyone. Small cock, average cock, big cock. I love cum.
Yesterday, this handsome young man stopped by but I didn’t recognize him. He told me he works for the water company, and he needed to check my lines to see if they were lead pipes or plastic. I thought he was talking in euphemisms. Honestly, I thought he wanted to feel my tits to see if they were fake or not. This dude legitimately worked for the water company. He caught me in the middle of making cookies.
He told me he wanted to try one of my cookies. Again, he kept talking dirty to me or so I thought. So, I felt legitimately confused. I work for a phone sex line. Everything sounds dirty to me. I flashed in my tits. I thought he wanted to know if they were real. They’re not. But I pull my tits out in front of any young man because that gets the ball rolling. And when they see a pair of tits, something chemical in their brain happens. And they forget about everything else and want to fuck.
When I unzipped his pants to get to his cock, I saw the water company badge attached to his jeans on the side. And I laughed and explained that I thought perhaps he had just moved in and somebody told him where to go to get his dick sucked. And I thought he wanted to know if my boobs were fake are real. This blonde bimbo sports big fake stripper titties. Honestly, though, I don’t think it matters to men. Tits are tits.
His cock appeared big. White guy likely in his 30s with a throbbing cock that not only wanted my tits, but my mouth and pussy too. He fucked me on my kitchen counter right next to my cookie dough. Now I don’t make just any cookies. I make pot cookies and cum cookies. That’s right you heard me. Instead of milk I use jizz. Then I feed those cookies to bitches in the trailer park or I eat them myself.
When I told him to pull out and cum on my cookies, he thought I met my tits. We miscommunicated our entire time together, but it a fun, sexy way. And in the end, it didn’t matter. Nothing felt awkward about him fucking the shit out of me in my kitchen. Just some random utility worker with a nice cock and a sense of humor. He pulled out and aimed for the cookie dough.
When he left, this jizz junkie licked some of the cum off the counter. And the rest I worked into my cookie dough. I think the secret ingredient to real chewy chocolate chip cookies is your cum. Not only do I love sucking cock, but I’m a cum guzzling slut too. I might keep this batch of cookies all for myself.
This trailer trash whore knows how to crash a party. Perhaps I can say safely that I’ve crashed parties since teen girl years. Back then I pretended to be older than I was so guys would let me drink beer and suck their dicks. Back then I partied with older guys. However, now I party with younger guys.
I figured with Fourth of July and America’s 250th birthday right around the corner, I could find plenty of trailer park teenage boys throwing keg parties. And I think I can find a different party every night this week if I want. The two things I want most in this world besides cocaine are big black cocks and young teenage cocks. What teenage boys lack in length and girth they make up for in stamina and willingness to follow direction.
Every old blonde fucking whore like me needs a few teenage boys in her rotation. So, the party I crashed last night appeared to be a bunch of teenage nerd boys. No girls showed up. I found them drinking beer and playing video games. Who plays video games at a party unless it’s like a gamer event? I knew the one boy because he moved into the trailer park last year. But I made him a man on his first day of school.
So, I felt obligated to make all his friends men too. Maybe then, with a little swagger, some teenage girls might show up to their parties, and they won’t be forced to play video games during a keg party. I told them to put down their joysticks. And then I picked up their joysticks. I made each boy pull down his pants. Young boys get weirded out seeing their friends dicks. So, I told them to focus on my big tits and my shaved pussy. And those boys looked like one of those characters from a Looney Tunes cartoon with the eyes bugged out.
No one had a huge cock. But they all looked bigger than my ex-husband. And most of these boys I imagine will grow a little more. I pulled my hair back into a ponytail, got down on my knees, and I went down the line of naked teenage boys sucking their cocks. Blew the cum right out of their nuts. Swallowed every drop. They all had this dumbfounded look on their faces like they couldn’t believe this just happened. But I had only just begun.
By the time I blew the last boy, the first couple of boys appeared hard again. So, I became a gangbang whore at a nerd keg party. Eventually, every boy fucked my pussy with a few of them fucking my ass too. They fucked me better than I expected. I love putting hair on the chest of young boys. Giving them some swagger so they can do better with the teenage girls. And I will go cruising tonight for another teenage party to bust. Because I’m always the life of any party.
Last night and this morning, you could call me a drunk girl fucking. I did something I don’t usually do. Since I went to the truck stop in the middle of the week, I decided to mix it up and go to a bar instead. This local dive bar where my kind of people hang out. The blue-collar working-class folks. When I walk in there, I don’t feel judged for dressing like an old whore.
Not that I care what anybody thinks of me it’s just easier to have a good time when you know people accept you for who you are. And the blue-collar guys, young and old, love me. I picked up this young plumber named Mike. He was all over me like a cheap polyester suit. He told me he never met a finer bitch than me. And that’s trailer park speak for I want to fuck you all night.
Since he looked good to me and he paid for my bar tab, I figured what could it hurt to bring him home. This trashy milf didn’t even know the size of his cock yet. A white guy so I had my doubts. But I think he gave me the shock of my life when I pulled his pants down. This bald headed 30-year-old white boy slapped me in the face with a cock that I measured at 11 inches. Wow. I don’t think I’ve seen a white dick that big in over a decade.
So, I’m glad I trusted my instincts and brought him home to fuck. Although I didn’t do any cocaine last night, I did about 10 shots of Patron tequila. That’s good shit. So that meant I fucked drunk. High or drunk I can still out fuck any girl. I hopped on his dick reverse cowgirl and watched myself in the mirror as his beautiful big dick cleaned some cobwebs out of my pussy. Just joking. No cobwebs. I fuck way too much for that. Plus, I fuck big black dicks too. Those BBC don’t leave cobwebs in my pussy.
This young buck fucked me all night. I sobered up eventually. But I still gave him the best fuck of his life. At least that’s what he told me. Boy did I love his dick. Totally unexpected package too. I love what I call a boxer surprise. This trailer trash whore loves finding a surprisingly big dick hiding in those boxer shorts. I know I’ll be fucking that guy again. He’s already texted me several times to see if he can come over and get some more pussy tonight. How can I say no to that? He made my old cougar cunt squirt.