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Beverly, The Big Dick Sucker is My Nickname

big dick suckerIn my trailer park, the locals call me Beverly, the big dick sucker. And I like that moniker. Seems to fit my personality. I may not fuck just anyone, but I will suck just about anyone. Small cock, average cock, big cock. I love cum.

Yesterday, this handsome young man stopped by but I didn’t recognize him. He told me he works for the water company, and he needed to check my lines to see if they were lead pipes or plastic. I thought he was talking in euphemisms. Honestly, I thought he wanted to feel my tits to see if they were fake or not. This dude legitimately worked for the water company. He caught me in the middle of making cookies.

He told me he wanted to try one of my cookies. Again, he kept talking dirty to me or so I thought. So, I felt legitimately confused. I work for a phone sex line. Everything sounds dirty to me. I flashed in my tits. I thought he wanted to know if they were real. They’re not. But I pull my tits out in front of any young man because that gets the ball rolling. And when they see a pair of tits, something chemical in their brain happens. And they forget about everything else and want to fuck.

Everyone Knows I am a Jizz Junkie

When I unzipped his pants to get to his cock, I saw the water company badge attached to his jeans on the side. And I laughed and explained that I thought perhaps he had just moved in and somebody told him where to go to get his dick sucked. And I thought he wanted to know if my boobs were fake are real. This blonde bimbo sports big fake stripper titties. Honestly, though, I don’t think it matters to men. Tits are tits.

His cock appeared big. White guy likely in his 30s with a throbbing cock that not only wanted my tits, but my mouth and pussy too. He fucked me on my kitchen counter right next to my cookie dough. Now I don’t make just any cookies. I make pot cookies and cum cookies. That’s right you heard me. Instead of milk I use jizz. Then I feed those cookies to bitches in the trailer park or I eat them myself.

When I told him to pull out and cum on my cookies, he thought I met my tits. We miscommunicated our entire time together, but it a fun, sexy way. And in the end, it didn’t matter. Nothing felt awkward about him fucking the shit out of me in my kitchen. Just some random utility worker with a nice cock and a sense of humor. He pulled out and aimed for the cookie dough.

When he left, this jizz junkie licked some of the cum off the counter. And the rest I worked into my cookie dough. I think the secret ingredient to real chewy chocolate chip cookies is your cum. Not only do I love sucking cock, but I’m a cum guzzling slut too. I might keep this batch of cookies all for myself.

Even Teen Girls Get Curious About Golden Showers Sex

golden showers sexGolden showers sex does not gross me out. I’m a trailer park slut. I’ve done it all at one point in my life. Some things I try only once or twice other things I do all the time. I’m almost 60 and I don’t believe in limits. At least not limits when it comes to sexual experiences. And I try to help the younger boys and girls in the trailer park get some sexual experience under their belts.

All the boys and girls in the trailer park come to me with their sexual relationship questions and problems. Recently a young teenage girl came to me because her boyfriend wants to piss on her. Something he saw in a porn, no doubt. All sorts of sexual degradation videos out there.

So, I asked her if she wanted to try it knowing he might want to degrade her. I’m not like a whips and chains dominant woman, but at my age I’ve earned the right to decide what I want to do sexually. And what I don’t want to do sexually. But I do think girls feel pressure to do whatever the guy wants so they can please a boyfriend.

Teenage relationships seem too intense for me. I can’t think of any schoolboy in my teen years who I would just do anything for like toilet sex. But even after an intense conversation, she decided she still wanted to let him pee on her. However, she wanted to pee on him too. Although I did not feel certain he would go for that, I decided to help this girl out and give her some experience. So yes, I pissed on a teenage girl. And I let a teenage girl piss on me.

Even Teenage Girls Get Curious About Bathroom Play

Oddly enough, it turned out hot. We got into my shower, and I pissed down her leg. She returned the favor. But then she wanted me to piss on her clit. She admitted she uses the shower massage and the bathtub water to masturbate. All girls do that. Even I did that as a teenage girl.

So, I let this girl lay down in my bathtub. And I squatted over her. I spread my pussy lips apart. And she pulled back her bald mound that protected her clit. Then full stream ahead, I pissed on her clit.

And that marked a first. Just when you think you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, I go and masturbate a girl by pissing on her clit. And she appeared to cum hard too. When I pissed, I pushed it out, so it felt like a geyser shooting on her clit. Our pissing sex got wild. And I ended up making her squirt without any part of my body touching her. Only my piss stream made her cum.

Now, if her teenage boyfriend just wants to try water sports because he’s curious, she will be ready for him to pee on her. Personally, I don’t think she needs a boyfriend to explore bathroom play. She just needs a hot milf like me or another teen girl to piss on her clit. I know she’ll keep me posted of everything that transpires between her boyfriend and her. But I feel confident that I provided her with the skills necessary to piss on someone and let someone piss on her.

Cum Dumpster Beverly Loves Pocket Rockets Shooting off on Her Face

cum dumpsterBeing a cum dumpster on the Fourth of July comes naturally to me. but I’m a cum whore. And that comes naturally to me any day. Even though the heat made me feel like I was located somewhere up Satan’s asshole, I still walked around the trailer park looking for parties to crash. I knew the truck stop would be dead on a holiday, so I stayed in the trailer park.

And I found plenty of parties and gatherings. Folks drinking beer, getting high and lighting off fireworks. And although every trailer I walked by wanted me to join them, I waited until I found a bunch of teenagers playing with fireworks. I wanted their pocket rockets to shoot some fireworks on my face. Everyone who meets me knows how much I enjoy jizz.

A trailer four down from me seemed rocking. Like I could feel the base of the music in my chest and under my feet. So, I crashed it. I knew who lived there. A teen boy who I started fucking two years ago. And he always throws the best parties. And he never minds an old trailer trash whore crashing his parties I knew just about everybody at that party. Teenage boys who when school is in session I fucked before and after school most days.

Fireworks and Cum on the 4th of July

I didn’t see any girls at this party. So, more cock for me. The young boy who lives in the trailer acted like he invited me to the party. Perhaps he summoned me unconsciously. So, I acted like the hired entertainment. And I did my best stripper moves to some rap song I’ve never heard. White boys in trailer parks all listen to rap music. I like all kinds of music, but I only cared about draining those teenage cocks. Some of them black but most of them white or brown.

Those boys whipped out their cocks and started stroking as I danced to some rap song. Watching them masturbate for me made me rub my pussy. Before long, I felt like a gangbang whore. I bent over the kitchen island and let the boys run a train on me. They dumped load after load of jizz inside my pussy.

Then I showed them just how big of a cum whore I truly am. I grabbed one of those big beer mugs and I pissed all that shit out of my pussy. Twelve loads of cum from 12 different teenage boys. And I said cheers and happy birthday America as I chugged it all down.

That made the boys hard again and they fucked me again before we went outside to see the trailer park fireworks. And although I did like the fireworks show the trailer park provided, I much preferred the fireworks that went off in my pussy inside the trailer. I’ll celebrate America every day if I get fireworks like that in my pussy.

An Old Whore Will Share Her BBC Sex Stories

bbc sex storiesThis dirty blonde whore shares all her BBC sex stories with you. Most weeks I create a few more. My plan last night was to go down to the truck stop. Usually, I do that on Friday nights, but I did not suspect because of the holiday weekend Friday would be very busy. However, I knew the days leading up to it would be. So, I went on Wednesday night to the truck stop. And boy it looked packed with new black meat for me.

I’m a whore. Although most days I fuck anything with a pulse, I prefer teenage boys and black men as lovers. Black men hit spots few white cocks can. And teen cocks rabbit fuck you. They make up in stamina what they lack in length or girth.

I met this young trucker around 28 years old with a monster of a cock. And a hankering for old blonde whores. Fate brought us together. We are in the middle of a severe heat wave, so I suggested he come home with me, and I’d bring him back to his truck in the morning. He could take a shower, sleep in some air conditioning and get back on the road as early as he wanted.

He just wanted some trailer trash whore pussy. I think he would’ve followed me to the end of the Earth. We got back to my place, and our clothes fell off easily. But when I saw the size of that BBC, I almost passed out. I think he sported the biggest BBC I’ve seen yet. In fact, I got out the measuring tape. I had to know. And I measured that monster dick at damn near 16 inches. With a cock like that, he turned me into his cock sleeve.

This Blonde Whore Loves  Bringing Home Hung Truckers to Fuck

We experimented with positions. He’s very athletic and I’m still limber for an old whore. We fucked in a variety of positions, but my favorite was standing up. Well, he stood up. I leaned on the couch with my leg up over his shoulder like a high school cheerleader. Good thing I had a hysterectomy, otherwise he would’ve bottomed out my cervix and possibly rearranged my gurl parts.

He even fucked me holding me around his waist. And in that position, I felt like a cock puppet. And if we had filmed it, I would’ve joked that I felt like Peter Pan flying in the air. What an amazing cock. He blew a load inside of me with such intensity I thought it might even come out my mouth. But he did manage to blow me right off his dick with that massive load. For a moment I just laid on the floor covered in sweat and cum trying to catch my breath. He wore this whore out.

He stayed the night with me. Got some cool rest after he passed out from exhaustion. Woke up around 6 AM, fucked the shit out of me again. I told him I would take him back to his truck, but he decided to take an Uber instead so I could go back to sleep. Thoughtful stud too. He left this lot lizard sex drained and sore. I can’t remember the last time my pussy hurt from a big dick. Kissed me goodbye, gave me his phone number and told me he’d hit me up when he’d be into town next. God, I hope so.

Trailer Trash Whore Beverly is the Life of Any Party

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore knows how to crash a party. Perhaps I can say safely that I’ve crashed parties since teen girl years. Back then I pretended to be older than I was so guys would let me drink beer and suck their dicks. Back then I partied with older guys. However, now I party with younger guys.

I figured with Fourth of July and America’s 250th birthday right around the corner, I could find plenty of trailer park teenage boys throwing keg parties. And I think I can find a different party every night this week if I want. The two things I want most in this world besides cocaine are big black cocks and young teenage cocks. What teenage boys lack in length and girth they make up for in stamina and willingness to follow direction.

Every old blonde fucking whore like me needs a few teenage boys in her rotation. So, the party I crashed last night appeared to be a bunch of teenage nerd boys. No girls showed up. I found them drinking beer and playing video games. Who plays video games at a party unless it’s like a gamer event? I knew the one boy because he moved into the trailer park last year. But I made him a man on his first day of school.

This Blonde Old Whore Loves to Party with Teenage Cock

So, I felt obligated to make all his friends men too. Maybe then, with a little swagger, some teenage girls might show up to their parties, and they won’t be forced to play video games during a keg party. I told them to put down their joysticks. And then I picked up their joysticks. I made each boy pull down his pants. Young boys get weirded out seeing their friends dicks. So, I told them to focus on my big tits and my shaved pussy. And those boys looked like one of those characters from a Looney Tunes cartoon with the eyes bugged out.

No one had a huge cock. But they all looked bigger than my ex-husband. And most of these boys I imagine will grow a little more. I pulled my hair back into a ponytail, got down on my knees, and I went down the line of naked teenage boys sucking their cocks. Blew the cum right out of their nuts. Swallowed every drop. They all had this dumbfounded look on their faces like they couldn’t believe this just happened. But I had only just begun.

By the time I blew the last boy, the first couple of boys appeared hard again. So, I became a gangbang whore at a nerd keg party. Eventually, every boy fucked my pussy with a few of them fucking my ass too. They fucked me better than I expected. I love putting hair on the chest of young boys. Giving them some swagger so they can do better with the teenage girls. And I will go cruising tonight for another teenage party to bust. Because I’m always the life of any party.

Drunk Girl Fucking on a Big Cock is a Sight to See

drunk girl fuckingLast night and this morning, you could call me a drunk girl fucking. I did something I don’t usually do. Since I went to the truck stop in the middle of the week, I decided to mix it up and go to a bar instead. This local dive bar where my kind of people hang out. The blue-collar working-class folks. When I walk in there, I don’t feel judged for dressing like an old whore.

Not that I care what anybody thinks of me it’s just easier to have a good time when you know people accept you for who you are. And the blue-collar guys, young and old, love me. I picked up this young plumber named Mike. He was all over me like a cheap polyester suit. He told me he never met a finer bitch than me. And that’s trailer park speak for I want to fuck you all night.

Since he looked good to me and he paid for my bar tab, I figured what could it hurt to bring him home. This trashy milf didn’t even know the size of his cock yet. A white guy so I had my doubts. But I think he gave me the shock of my life when I pulled his pants down. This bald headed 30-year-old white boy slapped me in the face with a cock that I measured at 11 inches. Wow. I don’t think I’ve seen a white dick that big in over a decade.

Sometimes You Big Things Slap You in the Face Giving You a Boxer Surprise

So, I’m glad I trusted my instincts and brought him home to fuck. Although I didn’t do any cocaine last night, I did about 10 shots of Patron tequila. That’s good shit. So that meant I fucked drunk. High or drunk I can still out fuck any girl. I hopped on his dick reverse cowgirl and watched myself in the mirror as his beautiful big dick cleaned some cobwebs out of my pussy. Just joking. No cobwebs. I fuck way too much for that. Plus, I fuck big black dicks too. Those BBC don’t leave cobwebs in my pussy.

This young buck fucked me all night. I sobered up eventually. But I still gave him the best fuck of his life. At least that’s what he told me. Boy did I love his dick. Totally unexpected package too. I love what I call a boxer surprise. This trailer trash whore loves finding a surprisingly big dick hiding in those boxer shorts. I know I’ll be fucking that guy again. He’s already texted me several times to see if he can come over and get some more pussy tonight. How can I say no to that? He made my old cougar cunt squirt.

This Lot Lizard Sex Whore Finally Got Some Big Brown Cock

lot lizard sexThis lot lizard sex whore went to the truck stop last night. Usually I go on Friday nights, but I felt horny. On Friday nights I know plenty of black men wait for me. I’m part of their routine. They pull into the Love’s, take their shower, eat their dinner and wait for their favorite blonde whore to show up. Occasionally, I go down to the truck stop more than once a week. Just like men seek out young pussy, I sometimes seek out new dick. Not looking for a better dick just different dick.

But I didn’t see a single black truck driver last night. In fact, the entire truck stock seemed dead. But I did meet a Hispanic truck driver. Young guy too. We got to chatting and he invited me into his truck. A naturalized citizen, however, he still fears ICE pulling him over. But he told me he started truck driving school at 18 because he wanted a better life for himself. He wanted a job that would never go extinct because of modern technology. And he wanted a job that would pay decent so he can enjoy the American dream.

Finally, Got Me Some Big Brown Cock

Honestly, he impressed me with his vision. At that point, I didn’t care what size cock he had. I knew I wanted to fuck him. But luckily, he did not have a small cock. Although I would not compare him to a big black cock, he possessed enough for me to feel and then some. And he had trashy milf fever. I sucked on his thick brown cock.

He told me no mature woman ever touched his dick. Poor thing. I planned to change all that. I wanted to show that boy what I thought he might be missing. A hot sex education teacher. I sat on his face to test out his oral skills and they felt lacking. However, he seemed eager to learn. So, I told him a few tricks to making a woman cum uncontrollably. And apparently, he took notes. Because 30 minutes later, I creamed all over his face.

I rode his cock until the sun came up. Stamina off the charts. Of course that’s part of his age. Perhaps I own bras older than him. But age is just a number. I am a black cock whore. And it is true that I like big cock. But at my core, I am just a trailer trash whore who loves to fuck. And who loves to train any man willing to learn how to please a woman. Perhaps I need to frequent the truck stop several times a week to experience all that it can offer me.

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Phone Sex Sluts Love to Party and Fuck All Night

phone sex slutsPhone sex sluts love to party. I party on and off the phone. But I do have my drugs of choice. I’m pretty much a weed girl who occasionally likes to dabble in some old-fashioned blow. I grew up in the 70s. All the teenagers and adults smoked weed back then. And in 80s, most people started doing cocaine and I didn’t want to be left out of the fun. Nowadays though so many new drugs get laced with dangerous shit. So, I’ll stick to weed and cocaine.

However, my son, who loves to fuck his mommy, experiments with all the new drugs. But his favorite is Molly. At least that seems to be his favorite drug to fuck on. So, when he came over last night during a storm to keep me company, he brought some Molly for us. And I trust my son.

He’s not going to give me anything laced or something too strong to handle. So, I got high with my boy. Not my first time doing Molly, though. So, the teenage boys who invite me to their keg parties often offer me Molly too. I’ve tried it before. However, I do not think I ingested as much as I did last night. And the quality seemed much better.

Molly Turns Me into a Fucking Rock Star in the Sack

In my head, I fancy myself a druggy porn star. I love to get high and fuck. And I especially enjoy getting high and fucking my son. Although his cock does not appear to be the thickest, he does possess a long, slender cock that can hit spots even his father could never find. As lightning crashed around us, and the trailer shook from the wind, my boy’s cock kept my pussy company. We started off slowly for us, but then the Molly kicked in, and we both fancied ourselves energizer bunnies.

It felt like the Molly turned us into professional porn stars. We wanted to fuck in the right lighting. We wanted to try different positions. And we wanted to fuck like rabbits. My boy fucked me with such speed that he left bruises from his ball sack on my ass. And that never happens. The Molly made me feel every thrust and every touch a hundred times more. The shit felt better than the acid trips I took in the 80s and 90s.

Perhaps the Molly even added a few inches to my son‘s cock. In my mind, I know that’s not physically possible. But that Molly made me feel everything. And it turned my boy into Peter North. I’ve never seen him fuck me with such finesse before. He contorted my body to try new positions. His dick lasted four hours inside of his mother ‘s pussy. He wanted to fuck in every room in the house. I need to give Molly another chance. Anything that ups my trailer trash whore game is a good thing. It benefits not just me but any man I’m fucking too.

Big Dick Sucker Beverly Drains a Cock Better than a Hoover

big dick suckerGood thing I’m a big dick sucker. My son’s friend possessed a decent white cock for me. An Italian sausage. It’s raining cats and dogs here. But my son did not want to spend that time alone. So, him and his friend came over to keep me company and fuck me, of course too. My boy brags about his sexy mommy to his friends and then they get curious about mature women. So, I must prove to them that we can suck the chrome off a doorknob.

The two boys brought beer and coke for me. But honestly, I don’t need to be high to worship my son ‘s cock or the cocks of any of his friends either. I’m a good whore. Plus, I’m even better mommy. And I know what my son needs. My son does not get jealous when I worship one of his friend’s cocks or anyone’s cock in front of him. So, I started with his friend. I needed to show this boy that a trashy MILF can suck his cock better than some young girl.

And the boy seemed impressed with my skills. I say boy, but he’s in his early 30s like my son. But unlike my son, he does not have anyone in his life who can deep throat his Italian stallion dick, but I can. And I did. I almost swallowed him balls deep. A girthy motherfucker, too. And the thick cocks seem to be the hardest ones to take down your throat.

This Trashy Whore Loves Young Meaty Cocks

My son ‘s friend came a bucket load down my throat. But I swallowed every drop. And that impressed him too. He told me none of the girls he’s dated in the past ever swallowed his seed let alone licked it up off his body. What can I say? I’m a greedy cum whore.

After he gave me a hefty load, I turned my attention to my son ‘s cock. And I guess watching me blow his friend made him not last as long as usual. But that’s OK. I can bring back the dead. My son ‘s friend got hard watching me blow my boy. So, I turned my attention back to him after my son came. And of course that brought my son back to life again also.

This time I showed him what a trailer trash whore does. She takes both hard cocks at the same time. My son fucked my pussy, and his friend fucked my ass. That poor boy never experienced anal sex before. What the hell is up with these younger girls nowadays. They don’t swallow. And apparently, they don’t take it up the ass either.

I guess that’s why young boys need hot sexy MILFs like me. We do all the fun stuff. So, if your wife won’t give up her booty or swallow your seed, you just need to find a hot older woman. We love to get nasty.

White Trash Phone Sex Whores Do Everything Your Wives Refuse to Do

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex babes men need in their lives. Honestly, the sophisticated, educated high class women rarely do any of the kinky shit. I met a guy at a bar recently and he told me that. He’s married to some beautiful Ivy League educated woman who became a high-powered attorney. On paper she looks great. She seems like the perfect wife. But in the bedroom, she seems boring.

He’s not a native of Florida. They’re down here on vacation, but his wife will not stop working. So, I thought I’d be hospitable and invited him back to my trailer. I didn’t know anything about his dick size. Or his oral skill level. But this felt more like charity. It seemed like a pay it forward sort of situation. Sometimes I believe in fucking a guy or giving him a blow job just to cheer him up.

But this man surprised me. He packed a big snake in his trousers and surprised the fuck out of me. That thing rolled out of his jeans and smacked me in the face. Good thing I’m a big dick sucker. His sophisticated, hard-working wife can enjoy a big dick whenever she wants, but she never takes advantage of it.

Her loss became my gain. This poor guy with his Italian stallion sausage, or maybe kielbasa better describes it, last enjoyed sex on their 10th anniversary. And that occurred six years ago. So, this man just jacks his cock and that’s all the nookie he gets. No man wants to be in a relationship with his hand.

If Your Wife is Boring in Bed Or Neglects You, Find Yourself a Trashy Whore

But I knew a man with a big cock who last felt a pussy six years ago would need more than one orgasm. I made it my mission to drain his balls completely in case he goes another six years without sex. Why do women choose their careers or their offspring over their husbands. But it happens all the time. I talk to men like that on my phone line and I meet men like that daily.

However, I took care of this guy. And I did all the freaky shit his wife refuses to do. I rimmed his asshole. And I even milked his prostate with a strap on. Plus, I let him fuck me in the ass with his big thick dick. I let him come all over my face. He blew massive chunks in my hair too. He came so much because of how backed up he got. But he came enough for me to eat some cum and freeze the rest.

This man told me I rocked his world. He never fucked a trailer trash whore before. I’m telling you guys. We do all the things wives refuse to do. We fuck better and we know how to truly enjoy life. I plan on fucking him a couple more times before he goes back to Chicago. The way I see it, if his wife chooses work over him on their vacation, he has every right to fuck a trashy blonde. And if your wife neglects you, you have every right to fuck me too.