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I Put the Trash in White Trash Phone Sex

white trash phone sexNo one puts the trash in white trash phone sex like me. I was partying hard last night. I was on a three-day bender. I did so much coke I could not sleep, and I could not cum. Do you know how frustrating it is not to be able to cum? I am sure some of my party dudes can relate. You get too high or too drunk and your body betrays your mind. I needed to cum. I was never going to sleep if I could not cum. I came home with a pussy full of cum and a swollen clit. I dug out my sex machine. It had cobwebs and dust. I prefer cock to sex toys. I bought the sex machine at the beginning of the pandemic because I had no clue how long I might have to go with out dick. Turns out a trashy milf does not need to go with cock. Not during in a pandemic. Not during a hurricane. Not ever. I did my best to dust it off and finally get my money’s worth. I took some Molly because it’s a sex drug. I had a little bit of everything in me. I was full of cum too, so I did not need any lube. A few minutes in my cum filled pussy and I was squirting everywhere. I was flinging dudes’ cum on my walls. Probably not the worst thing to ever touch my walls. Finally, I got some relief. I needed it too. I could feel the lack of sleep affecting me, but I needed a hard cum to crash. Can you relate? Something about a hardcore cum helps me sleep. Not saying it won’t happen again that I end up on a binder. Just now I am prepared. I know I can dust off the sex machine anytime I cannot sleep or cum again.

A Trashy Milf Knows How to Drain Balls

trashy milfI am a trashy milf. I make no apologies for robbing the cradle either. I get older and my lovers get younger. I have what young boys need and want to feel like a man. I have easy access holes. School girls play games and cock tease. Not dirty old cougars like me. We are here to please. Now that schools are back in action, I can catch a lot of dick in the mornings during the week. I get up early, pour a cup of coffee and sit on my stoup watching the boys go to the school bus. I am in a see-through nightie so they can see I am open for their cocks. On Friday, a teen boy asked me if I could help him with a problem. He said little problem, but there was nothing little about his problem. He had blue balls and a big hard cock. A young boy needs to cum a few times a day. My son’s balls would fill back up as soon as I drained them. I fucked and sucked my son a few times a day when he was in high school, and it was never enough. This young boy was in the right place for a ball draining. I am a cum guzzling slut. I swallow every load I drain. I fell to my knees and sucked his stiff dick. As I massaged his balls, I could tell he was really backed up. I dipped a finger in my wet cunt, then slowly slipped it in his ass. The best way to thoroughly drain balls is the combination of head and a prostate massage. He was a bit shocked, but he did not resist. I am skilled at draining balls. He gave me the biggest cum shot ever. He was backed up, but I drained him well. He told me he would be back Monday morning and I cannot wait.

Big Dick Sucker and Blonde Whore

big dick suckerWhen you are a big dick sucker, word gets out quickly. Every man in my trailer park with a big cock and a wife who cannot handle his enormous dick, comes knocking on my door sooner or later. Last night, three black boys showed up at my door. They had some Crown Royal with them and some primo weed they took from their father. I was interested in daddy, but I am not going to turn away three horny brothers. These black boys wanted to fuck an old blonde whore. They said they heard I never met a cock I did not want to suck. I love that folks talk about what a trailer trash whore I am with other folks. I love having a bad reputation just like Joan Jett, LOL. I partied with them then I showed them what a three-hole whore I can be with the right cocks. I really am a dirty three-hole whore. I mean I have three holes, why not let them all be filled with cock and cum. Big, black cock. These boys were teenagers, and their dicks were bigger than many adult males I know including my ex-husband. I am not much of a Crown Royal drinker, but I did not want to be rude. I drank it with them, got high with them, and drained their big black balls many times in a few hours. I tried to subtly ask about their daddy because you know if the sons have big dicks, they likely got it from daddy. They knew why I asked. I was not as sly as I thought. Daddy bats for a different team. Too bad for me, but I have three hung young black studs in the neighborhood now and they want to play with this blonde fucking whore again. It feels like Christmas came early.

Big Dick Sucker Beverly

big dick suckerA big dick sucker like me never has a problem getting laid on a Friday night. I went down to the truck stop to party with the truckers parked for the night. Before I went down, I got a text from my ex-husband. He is an ex for a reason. And that reason is his shrimp dick. I told him he was barking up the wrong tree because my days of acting like his tiny dick is the best thing since sliced bread are over. I hung up on him, put on something slutty, and went to the truck stop to find some real men. My ex kept sending me pictures of his tiny dick. I no longer must see that pathetic thing. I was feeling a bit squirrely, so when I hooked up with Big Mike, I made sure to take a picture of me sucking his cock to send to my annoying ex-husband. I am a lot lizard sex whore and a size queen. I know what big dick is and I know that my ex does not have the kind of cock I need. He does not have the kind of cock anyone needs. I slurped on a real cock and took pictures to send to my ex. Hey, if he can send me unsolicited dick pictures, I can send them too. Seeing is believing sometimes. Some men just will not get it. Size matters. I am a mature BBC whore. I have had plenty of big black dicks and some big white cock too. I will no longer settle for shrimp dicks. Not when there are so many big dicks out there who want to bang a trailer trash whore. Women need to wake up and make tiny dicked men their cuckolds because they deserve sexual pleasure. My stud cock enjoyed posing for some pictures to shame my ex-husband with. The pictures sent him a message, but I am sure he will be back sniffing around soon enough.

Whore Taxi for blond Fucking

blonde fuckingBlonde fucking takes on a whole new theme when you riding in the back of an Uber with a paid whore! Me and a couple of other whores have teamed up with a pimp (my brother) who is getting paid double to supply the city with some of the best pussy while going to and from work, ect! The best paid whore rides are the early morning commuters! My favorite guy loves a used up whore on Monday mornings! His wife doesn’t know he has a late start at the office and he uses our whore taxi service to get some cummy pussy every morning.

As soon as my driver tells me where we are going I snort a fat line off the back of my hand, take off my panties and throw my legs up over the seats. My guy gets a full view of my dripping pussy as he throws his briefcase in the front seat and goes to town on some sweet buttercream cunt! He says he loves going to the office with my smell all over his face from the last few guys who have pumped that cream load into me! His dick gets dipped too as he adds to my cum filled cunt!
But the best part is all of the whore taxi rides are filmed and we can use them to black mail or make more money on the side!cum filled cunt

I’m A Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutThe life of a cum guzzling slut is not really a difficult one. I spend my days searching for cock, though most of the time they come to me. That’s the great part about working the street corner, is I never really have to worry about where my next hot fuck is coming from. Nasty client cock means hot meals, and fresh Blunts, and lines of party dust. Just the very thought of that makes my delicious cunt drip. Some people look down on me because I’m a proper prostitute, a hooker for hire, a woman of the night, though I prefer to just call myself a happy whore. I love this lifestyle, and no one can change my mind about it honestly. I get to keep my pockets lines, I get to stay high, and my pussy stays full of the most delicious cum on the planet. Is there really anything else that I need to be asking for? You’re real cute. How’s about you swing by after I get off, and I suck the living life out of your cock? Don’t even worry about it, this one’s on the house. You just look like you taste absolutely fucking delicious. Is it true? Do you taste like liquid gold? Either way I’m going to find out, because I intend to get a hot load of you somewhere in or on my body.

I am Such a Cum Dumpster I Make Cum Cones

cum dumpsterDo you want to know what a cum dumpster I am? I make my own cum cream cones. I have one of those old-fashioned ice cream makers complete with a tub to churn the milk. I am known as a cum whore. I always have frozen cum in my freezer. I put cum in bags to freeze. I also make cum cubes that I add to my drinks like coffee and lemonade. It was all the stored cum that saved me during the pandemic. You cannot be a cum whore without the cum, right? That is when I started making cum cones. Those hot days alone in my trailer made me miss cock and cum so much. On one hot day, I made a cum cone. A cum dumpster must get creative sometimes. I would make ice cream using more cum than milk. I still have a bunch of cum in the freezer. I guess I am always worried that the bottom might fall out again, so I keep hoarding jizz.  Good thing I did too because it is hurricane season again.

cum dumpsterThe hurricane sort of bypassed Florida this time and went for Louisiana and the Carolinas. We got a lot of nasty rain, however. And when the rain lifted, it was hot as fuck. And nothing cools this old trailer part whore down quicker than a cool cum cone. I invited my daughter over and told her to bring some friends. We had a hurricane survival party. I brought the cum and made the cum cones. Beer and cum cones? Hell yes. Now that is a party. My daughter is a cum whore too. She brought some hot friends. I invited several guys with big black cocks who love white chicks draining their balls. Once my black lovers realized us white chicks were eating cum filled ice cream cones, they wanted to give us more cum.

A cum dumpster like me, never passes on a chance to have more cum. My daughter went around with a pitcher as I sucked, jacked and fucked to get more cum. I love cum. I cannot get enough of it. For me it is like green eggs and ham. I will eat it anywhere, yes I will. My cum cones were a hit with all the girlfriends my daughter brought to the party. But not as popular as all those big black cocks.

Big Dick Sucker for Little Boys

When you are a big dick sucker, you get a reputation. I do not mind reputations. I love it that guys know I am a cum guzzler and knob slobber. I was hungover this morning. I was up late partying like I am any Friday night. I heard banging on my door early this morning. I think the sun was just barely up too. I am not a morning person because I am a night owl. I keep vampire hours. Well, sort of. That is why you never see me on before noon LOL. When I first heard the banging, I thought perhaps it was my head. But it would not stop. I got up to check the door thinking maybe it was an Amazon delivery. It was a couple young boys. So young I doubted they even had pubes yet. One of them said to me, “I hear you suck big dicks.” I laughed because I knew they could not have big dicks yet. Not based on their age or size. I asked them if they had big dicks for me. One boy was all proud and he said, “Together we have about 10-inches, is that good enough for you?” I laughed. They were precious. Sure, I like my 10 inches to be on one cock, but they were so adorable, and I am always into young boys. I told them to come on in. I was happy to suck their cocks. My guess was they had heard about the trashy milf on Lot 18 who loves to suck cock and fuck. Maybe they heard that I was a size queen. Maybe they just assumed. Either way, I made those horny boys men. Not only did I suck their cocks, but I also let them use me as a three-hole whore. Turns out, their young boy cum was just the hangover cure I needed.

Blonde fucking X 2

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When he wanted blonde fucking he wanted it times two! He knew to come and find his two hot blondes he could sneak in while his wife was sleeping. We had met at the bar and had a few drinks and things had already gotten wild. Emily the sexy seductive slut had dared to suck Big D’s (Big Daddy D, that is!) in the back of the Uber and Gave the driver a show. If we hadn’t had plans on having a hot taboo threesome we would have fucked him as well. Now faced with a sleeping wife and a Big D wanted to fuck as close to her as he could. I loved how he took charge and had his cock out while coating it with a little nose candy to tempt his whores of the evening. Emily and I didn’t need any extra motivation as we got on our knees and took turns moaning and fighting over who  would suck him down the furturest. I was told to shut up and just watch as he fucked her sweet tight ass. Face against the wall and spreading my ass cheeks he asked how it felt to watch my sexy slut friend being his cum dumpster instead of me? I just wanted his cock and I knew we could keep him hard and get multiple loads while his wife was oblivious to his philandering ways in the hallway. Her pussy tastes like cummy honey as I licked her clean before he penetrated my ass hole deep.  

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Our moans got louder and we dirty talked about how good that fucking dick was he was sharing with us. We looked at each other and couldn’t believe his bitch ass wife didn’t wake up. Our final act was a doozy though! We crept in the marital room and begin letting him take turns fucking us beside his sleeping wife.Emily and I left knowing that fucking married men can be so taboo especially when you are a cum guzzling slut like us!cum guzzling slut

Gangbang Whore Trucker Heaven

gangbang whoreEvery dirty man craves a naughty gangbang whore for a mom. It’s true! My son loved to drug me and get me banged by a group of men he invited over. He works with truckers as a dispatch and is always sending over a special fleet. They will be big and burly and in need of a trashy cunt like mine. I may be old but I sure have the fuck holes that these dirty bastards love. I love to be their road fuck stop over. It’s often that they come by without having had a shower and all high on crack. My son provides the crack for these filthy bastard trucker types and I provide the pussy. I was breeding until I could not and have a good bit of young pussy available for them too. This was a goldmine during the pandemic and I know it will stay in the ranks of the best little whore house in the Southern region for truckers and cab drivers for longer still. Swing on down when you are driving those long hours and need a trashy tramp to bust a load in. I am always waiting for the next dirty phone sex fuck squad.

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