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Blonde Phone Sex Babes Can Drink Like They Are Irish

blonde phone sexBlonde phone sex babes are not typically Irish. I know I am a mutt. But on St. Patrick’s Day, we all become Irish. My daughter and I hit some dive bars on Monday. We wore green and drank Guiness beer and Jameson whisky. I am more of a pot and coke girl. So, I do not handle my booze well. Made a spectacle of my myself Monday, but that is nothing new. I do that often. At my age, I no longer give a fuck.

The third bar we went to appeared packed and wild. A small dive bar off the beach a few blocks. Mostly men in the place. So, my daughter and I stood out. Every man in that place wanted to buy this trailer trash whore a beer. And my daughter too. I never pass up anything free. We drank some more beer. But we had already consumed a lot.

Mother and Daughter Drunk Sluts

After the third round at the third bar my daughter and I started dirty dancing with each other. We tried to get the guys to dance with us, but they wanted to watch. So, we hopped up on the pool table and began making out. Before long we ditched our clothes and started scissoring our cunts. No one realized we were mother and daughter, except the two studs we brought home.

We made a lot of men horny with our impromptu drunk sex porn. Men pulled out their cocks and masturbated to us eating and fingering each other’s cunts on the pool table. So, when the bar closed, we were the last girls standing. But we were blitzed and more like staggering, LOL. Two young studs drove us home. And we rewarded their niceness.

Women can still fuck drunk. We never get drunk dick. However, those two studs did not drink enough to affect their equipment. So, on my trailer living room floor we fucked two random men from a dive bar. And we did it side by side all night. We woke up and the men were gone. But we were covered in jizz. Plus, we had rug burns on our knees and elbows. And major hangovers. But what a fun night.

Shots shots shots! Let’s get drunky and sucky

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It’s been one of those days and all I wanna do is fuck and drink, white trash style. Cum join me in my trailer for some good ol juicy, nasty, raw and rowdy fun.

Shove that shot glass in my bent over tight white ass and fill her up, throw me up and guzzle it down, fuck yeah! And while you’re down there, with all that vodka in your mouth, lick, suck, and let me sit on your face. Mmmmm,  I’m gonna grind, rub, and thrust my mouth watering, luscious, dainty, tiny twat all over your mouth, nose and tongue till you can barely breathe, sickle on my bell baby, breathe my succulent, delicious snatch smell.

Let me poor another shot in your mouth down there while you pinch my clit, rub my oozing, white creamie pussy while you swallow it down. Real red neck style of taking shots. My tasty, yummy, sweet twinkie creampie cum goes down good with all that alcohol.

Top it off with a twisted titty shot while I squeeze my hot, pierced, perky jugs together. Getting you completely shit faced fucked up, blacked out, violated, naked, drunk, yeee haw mother fucker!

Druggy porn whore shoots me up, make me snort it.

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          Druggy porn whore shoots me up, make me snort it. This whore will do anything for her drugs. Be the star in a porn. No problem.  It must be remembered I am a porn star whore and will do anything for the next blow up my nose. Give me the candy.

          Now, to say the least there isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for some more rock. Ever see a porn star getting high at the same time as getting fucked. Well, sit down over there and watch this drugged up porn star get high and whored out at the same time make you some money in the nasty porn flick you can imagine.

           This is one fetish you will need to get behind. Everyone wants to see a drugged out whore get fisted in the ass at the same time as the hoochie coochie is getting railed.

          Adding in that another cock will be pissing down the throat of this whore. Where does the porn start and stop. No one knows as long as you have my next hit just waiting for me will go all night.

          May the Luck of the Irish be with you tonight to get this filthy whore while I am both drugged and drunk making all new porn.

Druggy phone sex fine me for the nasty deeds.

 Druggy phone sex         Druggy phone sex fine me for the nasty deeds. I will strip that uniform off and fuck you copper all to see if I get out of the ticket. Jail me and give me a cellblock sister to get nasty with. I will be high as a kite. Fly me to the moon and fuck me in the ass. For this anal fucking lover will do all the roleplays you have in store for me.

          After all, the beginning is always best when you are already high and so am I. Suddenly, we are in all new territory as you are pulling me over, yanking me out of the vehicle. Giving me a sobriety test. What are you thinking? Drunk girl fucking while totally high with my copper.

          That is right, going to be the nasty and super naughty roleplay of the evening. Drunk, high, and you get to play the cop. Going to use the baton on me. Even kinkier would be the taser. What do you say, just how nasty you can be.

          How low can you go? In summary, the roleplay is indeed dirty and nasty. It will be hot and sexy, and willing to bet you would love to use that baton on my ass. Shove it up there at the same time you are fucking me. As I said, how low can you go.

Let’s do this.

Cum eating phone sex and a dirty Puerto Rican hooker.

Cum eating phone sex           Cum eating phone sex and a dirty Puerto Rican hooker. Now, I do mean the drink. How many cum filled shot glasses and dirty Puerto Rican hookers can we down. Going to see how drunk I can get. Join me for a dirty one. Put some cum on top.

            Down the hatch. Now, you don’t want to forget to tap and salute.  After all, it brings that cum to a head. Smooth all the way down the throat. Slam it down, take another. Every shot you get a little more cum out. Tap the cock on the shot, drip it in.

            Next, the dirty hooker shall we make it bloody? That is to say- tabasco sauce or the real thing. Alas, the drunker I get the nastier the sex will be. As soon as I drain your balls of cum will move onto the next one.

            Shot, shot, shot, tap and down. Guzzling the cum down the throat. Right alongside the shot. Line them up, slam them down. Tap, tap, tap, down the hatch. Keep filling them up. Watch me knock them down. I am the Drunk girl fucking anything with a cock. As shown above there are ways to get even more cum to cum out to play.

            A ball for fun. Come and watch me eat the cum all of it. Downing the shots one by one. Until I am drunk and fucking everything with a dick.

Stripper’s Slutty Shower: A Filthy Encounter

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Yo, horny bastards! It’s ya girl, ready to spill the filth on a steamy shower session. Get your minds out of the gutters and into my wild ass night.

I’m a stripper, soaked and slippery, my body glistening under the shower’s spray. My curves are on full display, begging to be touched, kissed, and fucked. And there you are, a hard-dicked stud, entering the scene.I beckon you with a sly grin, my eyes daring you to join me. The steam rises, and so does your desire as you step into the shower, your dick harder than granite. I go down, taking your length deep, my throat working its magic.Then, I bend over, presenting my dripping pussy and tight ass. You pound into me, the sounds of our pleasure echoing off the tiles. My holes are yours to fill, and fill them you do, like the champ you are.

This ain’t no soap opera, folks. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s fucking incredible. So, you sexy beasts, you know what to do. Get your asses over here and let’s make some waves!

Bartender, I really did it this time as a drunk girl fucking…

Drunk Girl Fucking

For the record, drunk pussy is better than sober pussy. Reason is because I know I can take big ass dicks in any hole I have. Kinda of a talent, not gonna lie. Especially when I’m the drunk girl fucking ya.

Like, getting an enema of alcohol to start the night out is always fun. Keeping it in as long as I can before expelling it. Feeling that nice buzz getting going. Probably the best way to clean out to as you gotta do it anyways. Two birds one stone kind of deal.

But also, keep on drinking while getting nice and sloppy. Give everyone a show while I’m at it. Be that one girl who becomes smashed and just starts to suck off any guy she can. Or just throw my puss around and see how many dudes I can take at one time.

Either way, it’s blissful. Keeps my cunt nice and at the ready.

Ride share Cockshare

Drunk sex pornIt was like a scene out of a Drunk sex porn, I got super fucked up in the bar taking tequila shots off a sexy fucking slut, I was fucking trashed so I called an Uber to get home. When you pulled up you could tell I was fucking white girl wasted, I could barely stand up straight. I hoped in the back flashing you my shaved cunt as my miniskirt rose up getting in the car, Your car smelled of some really loud weed and I asked if you were sharing, passing me a fat blunt, it taste kind of funny and hit me super quick, I started hallucinating when you told me it was laced with pcp, the rest of the ride is a blur, I can’t remember shit, I see bits and pieces I know your face was in my drunk cunt and my throat was full of your cock, I woke up next to you naked and confused, being the slut that I am I was not going to let that morning wood go to waste, sucking your fucking cock waking you out of your slumber when I climbed on top of you, sticking your hard rod in my sticky cunt, as you thrust in an out of my slimy snatch my cum coating your thick cock, flipping me over shoving your meat in my fucking asshole, pounding my tight ass, rubbing my hard fucking clit as you abuse my asshole. Take this fucking dick you whore,milk my fucking cock bitch! Reaching under rubbing your tight balls, I feel your cock stiffen and jerk in my ass then a huge warm load of spunk shoot in my fucking ass! I got to stop drinking so much.

Sex, Drugs, and Sorority Girls Fucking

 

Sorority Girls Fucking

My sorority sisters know how to throw one hell of a party. Cause most of the time it does end up in me and my sorority girls fucking. Cause the guys just can’t keep up with these bitches. That’s why we all home girls.

Like, the party always goes okay till around a certain time when these assholes start getting whiskey dick. These dudes be trying to duffle bag their dicks into our fuck holes. And then think that it’s a “stellar performance” from their bros. Who are just as “alpha” with their one pump magic.

See, these bitches I roll with know how to handle shit. We got toys that come out, when these dude bros can’t even satisfy a house wife. My body wands, vibrators, dildos… all those have more reliability anyways. Plus we get high as fuck when we start to play.

Everything we can do. Shrooms, X, coke, fucking Molly. All of em.

Makes it that much better.

Plus, it’s always a treat for us to get to eat each other out like that. Keep that fountain of youthful pussy going. Send me out of this world with me cumming so hard, they call the police cause people think you’re trying to kill me.

 

Cheap phone sex hooker makes the season bright.

 Cheap phone sex         Cheap phone sex hooker makes the season bright.  Cum dripping down. Glistening in the light of the lamp. Come around the bend, see your hooker on the corner. Making it bright. Cum stains on the stockings. Hung with glee. You know I am cheap even at the holidays. Price doesn’t change. The holiday comes and check out some of the specials. You will get this hooker for even less.

            Fuck me up the ass. Cum on my face. Make the stockings drip in cum. Being as dirty and filthy as you like. After all, tis the season to be merry and bright. Make me merry and I will make you jolly. When the bills are piling up you get to come to your cheap Hooker phone sex bitch will make it all better. Freaky will get you to squirt every time and you know your hooker is here to get you off.

            Come and fuck this ass. Make me scream. I am live and evil at the same time. Look at this way from time to time they do know how to screw up Santa and Satan. Just a letter. All in all, just a hooker looking for the cheer. Come on up and over, play from time to time and let me get you to blow your load.