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Slutty Drunk Girl Fucking

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So many guys know that when they have a drunk girl fucking them, it’s going to be a fucking great and free of inhibitions. I don’t even need to be drunk to fuck like that, but that’s just because I’m a nasty whore. I’ll fuck anyone with a big dick and all the guys at the truck stop know that. They call me when they are getting close to my town and tell me to be ready for them to fuck. I am down there so much that I want to buy the house next to the truck stop. Now how do I get those people out? Hmmm.

But anyway, I’m buzzed now and about to get an Uber down to there because I’m a cock crazed whore. My favorite fuck buddy is going to be in town very soon and I’ve missed that big fat cock. He knows just how to work that cock so that he hits all of the right spots. He’s even so good that he can make me cum just by fucking my asshole. That, my perverted friends, is talent. Do you want to hear about all of my drunk shenanigans? Call me and I will tell you what kinds of slutty things I did today!

Whiskey dreams

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Went out last night and downed a bottle of whiskey and it resulted in drunk girl fucking instead of white girl wasted. I asked every guy that I passed on my way home if he was interested in having a good time. I got more than a few happy affirmative responses. I stumbled my way back to my house with a line of guys following all wanting a chance to hit this pussy. As I got to the front door I grabbed the first guy in line by his junk and pulled him in for a wet, sloppy kiss. We made it into my house and he pushed me over the arm of my couch and sank balls deep. The next guy in line had followed us in and fed me his trouser snake while awaiting his turn. I sucked and swallowed his length until the first guy had cum in my twat. It was a constant turn around of one in either my ass or cunt while another was feeding me his cock. It was a great night of fucking and sucking. I came a few times but I was more enjoying the feeling of being used as a fuck puppet for these men. I woke up with a sore jaw and will be drinking my meals through a straw for a few days but I cannot wait for Friday night follies again!

Teen Sluts Fucking for Money

Teen sluts fucking is what every man wants to see. I bet you do too. I have no problem getting an audience. I have been doing sex shows down at my local adult bookstore. Men love to watch me fuck a black guy in a little Plexiglas booth. I have this big black stud with a 10-inch dick who loves to fuck my little white holes. He does it for free because I am the tightest bitch he has ever fucked. I love his hard fat cock gaping my holes. White men love seeing a teen slut get ravaged by black cock. They pay for it too. I know you might think I am a prostitute. I am, but I skirt around it by telling cops if I get busted that Leroy is my boyfriend not my pimp and men are only tipping me to watch me get fucked. It is no different than a cam show. I am in a closed, adult environment. Sometimes I must blow the cop to make it go away but most just let me slide. What is wrong with white men tipping a white teen slut? My little sex shows make me bank. I will keep doing them too. When you look like me, you can always get out of trouble.

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Druggy Porn Star in a Dive Bar

druggy pornWhen you fancy yourself a druggy porn star, nothing is off limits. My son and daughter always tell me I can only get so high. Bullshit. I can get as high as the sky. And when I do, I crave cum. I crave freaky ass sex. I was a naughty old whore this week. I went to this dive bar to meet a guy about getting some coke. He stood me up. I still had fun. There were guys willing to share a pinch in exchange for head. I give awesome blow jobs. My middle name is Hoover because I suck better than a vacuum cleaner. I swallow too. I love to swallow cum. Well, once one dude saw me blowing a guy, he wanted a blow job too. Well, I was not giving head away for free. Not last night at least. I needed more coke. But beggars cannot be choosers, so I was happy to take whatever they wanted to give me. I got some joints, some gummies, some coke, a couple Oxy, a bunch of shots and a whole lot of cum. I swallowed a few dozen loads of jizz. It was a win for me. Sure, I went to score more coke, but it would have coast me a few hundred dollars. Instead, I used my oral skills and got all sorts of things for free. Why pay when you can trade?

All twisted up

 

 

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The best dick I’ve ever had has been when I was drunk. That night I mixed my Vodka, My Tequila, and my brown all night I mean when I say fucked up I was. This guy and his friend walked up to me and they said I was looking good that night. I grabbed his dick and his friends dick to see what it was like. They both were perfect, you know not too big but not small either. I didn’t even stop and think I just unzipped the pants and dropped to my knees while sucking his cock and from there I began to play with his friend’s dick. I then bent over while lifting my dress up motioning for him to start fucking me from the back. As I’m being fucked from the back every pump forces his friends his cock deeper and deeper down my throat. Just as he begins to cum I suck it all down while continuing to suck. Then Turn around and start sucking his friend’s dick and while allowing him to fuck me from behind. Just as they were about to cum we were asked to go upstairs from the party. I agreed but not until I finished them off. Now I’m up in the room with no one to join me. Care to cum?

Drunk Girl Fucking Makes For Easy Sex

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When guys come into a party I’m at and see that there’s a drunk girl fucking anyone and everyone, they always get so excited. And I don’t turn anyone away. I figure if someone has a hard cock and needs a hole to put it in, who am I to deny them that? The good news is that I have three holes, so I can do more than one at a time. Time-saving is always good, plus it means that I really can have every cock at the party and the lines won’t be too long. I don’t want guys to have to wait to get inside me.

I don’t mind leaving a party with my pussy and asshole dripping cum down my legs. I think a lot of girls would be embarrassed, but not me. I like being known as a slut. If guys see that I’m a slut, then I am sure to get more dick. Sometimes I even get it on the street on the way home from parties. I have so many fun fucking stories to tell you, so if you want to hear about what a naughty girl I’ve been, just pick up the phone and call me.

Drunk Sex Porn with Frat Boys

drunk sex pornThis is what I look like after drunk sex porn. I look like a hot mess, emphasis on hot, LOL. I am more of a coke and weed girl than booze, but I was partying with college boys last night. Rich boys. Trust fund brats who pooled their resources to hire a hot milf for a closed party. The college is in session, but there are no parties. Isn’t that part of the college experience? A few frat houses have been shut down for violating social distancing orders from the dean. I get it. You got to keep folks safe. But college boys need to party and fuck too. I was the only female there. The doors were closed. No university folks would suspect a thing. And if some one saw me coming or going, well I was just checking on my son. Who would guess that a sexy albeit trashy milf was the entertainment at a frat party? I was doing shots with the boys. Lots of mixed shots too. Yager, Jack, Patron and some mixed body shots. I am a sloppy drunk, but that is what they wanted. I was on top of their bar dirty dancing. I encouraged them to pull out their cocks and spray me. Cum shots were coming from every direction. That was just the warmup. I blew cocks. I swallowed loads. I let frat boys run a train on me. I never puked though. I am a hot mess, emphasis on the hot when drinking. I came home smelling like a mix between a porn star and bartender. I reeked of cum and booze. That scent makes my brood horny. No time for a shower when my husband and our boys pounced on me. This dirty mommy is never too worn out or too fucked up to keep the party going.

Drunk Girl Fucking Is Easy

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One of the best things about a drunk girl fucking you is that you really do get to be in charge. If other girls are anything like me, they will just be way too wasted to give you any input into what you’re doing. She will just have her legs spread for you, begging you to fuck her. You can fuck her in any hole and in any position and she’ll be totally cool with it. I mean, what more could you ask for, really? You’re in charge of her body and that’s the way you want it, right? Yeah, I thought so.

So just go ahead and fill up her drink over and over again. She’ll think you’re just being nice, but really you want to be able to take advantage of her. If you get her drunk enough, she will pass out and it won’t matter if she told you earlier in the evening that she wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last man on earth. Once she’s out cold, she won’t have any idea that she’s even been fucked. But if she does figure it out, she won’t know it was you. Call me with your drunk girl fantasies now and we’ll make them a reality!

Drunk Phone Sex: I Spill My Secrets

drunk phone sexI got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin.  Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin.  Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.

Blonde Fucking Whore

blonde fuckingWhen you are a blonde fucking whore, every man loves you and every woman hates you. Truth.  I have a hard time staying away from nice cock, even when it is married to a friend. I love to fuck. And men love to fuck me. I was at my friend’s anniversary party. They have been married 25 years. I did not last 2 years as a wife. In my defense, I did not hit on my friend’s husband at their anniversary party. I just did not stop him when he hit on me. We were both drunk. He corned me in the bathroom, pulled out a cock I was not expecting, and I did what I do. I showed off my whore skills. I let him finger bang me. I sat on the edge of the sink with my legs spread and he shoved damn near every finger up my cunt. Felt pretty amazing too. I was squirting. He told me he always wanted to fuck me, but he thought I only did black guys. I laughed because my friend told us a bunch of lies to keep us apart. I mean a woman should not have to go through such lengths to keep her friend and her husband from fucking. But I am not most friends. I am a trailer trash whore who cannot say no to a big cock. My friend told me her husband for 25 years had a small cock and was a lousy lay. That is because she knows I am a size queen. I figured he was a good provider if she stayed with him this long. I know it was wrong to fuck him, especially on their 25th wedding anniversary but damn, his cock was huge, and he made me cum so hard. I rarely fuck men my age, but he was not like men my age. He has no dick issues and he is not out chasing pussy half his age either. When it came time to sing Happy Anniversary and help blow out a cake, I had my friend’s husband’s cum running down my leg. I may have a lost a friend, but I gained a big dicked lover.

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