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Drunk Sex Porn with Frat Boys

drunk sex pornThis is what I look like after drunk sex porn. I look like a hot mess, emphasis on hot, LOL. I am more of a coke and weed girl than booze, but I was partying with college boys last night. Rich boys. Trust fund brats who pooled their resources to hire a hot milf for a closed party. The college is in session, but there are no parties. Isn’t that part of the college experience? A few frat houses have been shut down for violating social distancing orders from the dean. I get it. You got to keep folks safe. But college boys need to party and fuck too. I was the only female there. The doors were closed. No university folks would suspect a thing. And if some one saw me coming or going, well I was just checking on my son. Who would guess that a sexy albeit trashy milf was the entertainment at a frat party? I was doing shots with the boys. Lots of mixed shots too. Yager, Jack, Patron and some mixed body shots. I am a sloppy drunk, but that is what they wanted. I was on top of their bar dirty dancing. I encouraged them to pull out their cocks and spray me. Cum shots were coming from every direction. That was just the warmup. I blew cocks. I swallowed loads. I let frat boys run a train on me. I never puked though. I am a hot mess, emphasis on the hot when drinking. I came home smelling like a mix between a porn star and bartender. I reeked of cum and booze. That scent makes my brood horny. No time for a shower when my husband and our boys pounced on me. This dirty mommy is never too worn out or too fucked up to keep the party going.

Drunk Girl Fucking Is Easy

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One of the best things about a drunk girl fucking you is that you really do get to be in charge. If other girls are anything like me, they will just be way too wasted to give you any input into what you’re doing. She will just have her legs spread for you, begging you to fuck her. You can fuck her in any hole and in any position and she’ll be totally cool with it. I mean, what more could you ask for, really? You’re in charge of her body and that’s the way you want it, right? Yeah, I thought so.

So just go ahead and fill up her drink over and over again. She’ll think you’re just being nice, but really you want to be able to take advantage of her. If you get her drunk enough, she will pass out and it won’t matter if she told you earlier in the evening that she wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last man on earth. Once she’s out cold, she won’t have any idea that she’s even been fucked. But if she does figure it out, she won’t know it was you. Call me with your drunk girl fantasies now and we’ll make them a reality!

Drunk Phone Sex: I Spill My Secrets

drunk phone sexI got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin.  Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin.  Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.

Blonde Fucking Whore

blonde fuckingWhen you are a blonde fucking whore, every man loves you and every woman hates you. Truth.  I have a hard time staying away from nice cock, even when it is married to a friend. I love to fuck. And men love to fuck me. I was at my friend’s anniversary party. They have been married 25 years. I did not last 2 years as a wife. In my defense, I did not hit on my friend’s husband at their anniversary party. I just did not stop him when he hit on me. We were both drunk. He corned me in the bathroom, pulled out a cock I was not expecting, and I did what I do. I showed off my whore skills. I let him finger bang me. I sat on the edge of the sink with my legs spread and he shoved damn near every finger up my cunt. Felt pretty amazing too. I was squirting. He told me he always wanted to fuck me, but he thought I only did black guys. I laughed because my friend told us a bunch of lies to keep us apart. I mean a woman should not have to go through such lengths to keep her friend and her husband from fucking. But I am not most friends. I am a trailer trash whore who cannot say no to a big cock. My friend told me her husband for 25 years had a small cock and was a lousy lay. That is because she knows I am a size queen. I figured he was a good provider if she stayed with him this long. I know it was wrong to fuck him, especially on their 25th wedding anniversary but damn, his cock was huge, and he made me cum so hard. I rarely fuck men my age, but he was not like men my age. He has no dick issues and he is not out chasing pussy half his age either. When it came time to sing Happy Anniversary and help blow out a cake, I had my friend’s husband’s cum running down my leg. I may have a lost a friend, but I gained a big dicked lover.

Come Play With a Cum Dumpster!

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Do you want to hear about the time I was turned into a cum dumpster at the office holiday party? I hope so, because I’m in the mood to tell you all about it. See, I’d been fucking the boss for a while and I was getting kind of bored with just him. So I told him that if he wanted to keep fucking me, he would not cause a scene when I stood up in the middle of the party and offered my mouth, pussy, and asshole to anyone at the party who wanted a piece of me. He agreed and it made my pussy SO wet in anticipation.
So I bought new lingerie and I looked damn good in it. I excused myself from the party to go to the bathroom and when I came back, I was only wearing that lingerie, and my stockings and heels. Everyone just stopped what they were saying and doing and stared at me. That’s when I told them that they could come over and do anything and everything they wanted to do to me. And that’s why I laid down on the table and told them to come and get me. Call me for all of the nasty details. Let’s just say I went home covered and filled up with multiple loads of cum.

Drunk Girl Fucking Makes For Some Nasty Fun

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When I end up at a frat party, you can count on one thing – I’ll be the drunk girl fucking anyone and everyone there who wants a piece of me. When I’m drinking, I get so horny and I will let anyone fuck me. I will put my ankles in the air and wait for everyone who is in the line outside the bedroom has had a turn with me. I hope people want to watch it, too. I bet they’ll cheer for me and tell me what a good little whore I am. That’ll make me cum all over whatever cock happens to be inside me.
Maybe the other women there will get so fucking turned on by watching me get gang banged that they’ll wanna get fucked, too. I’d be more than happy to have another slut or two lie on the bed with me and we can just all get fucked together. It would be amazing to have a sexy woman to make out with while someone is plowing me. I’m getting so turned on just thinking about this. Get on the phone and call me now so we can get it on with each other, baby!

Give me more cock

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OH YES BABY!! i fucking love two cocks in me at the same fucking time. A big fat fucking cock in my tight cunt and my little asshole stretching me! Holy shit i love it! I just need all the fucking cock i can take. I am addicted to getting rode hard and seeded in! Young, Old, Middle age As long as you can fuck i will ride that cock! The harder you fuck me the more i crave. I want you to absolutely destroy my cunt and my shithole where i can barely move and wonder if I will ever be able to fuck again! My dream is to have two cocks in each of my fucking slut holes with cocks spraying cum all over my body and drenching me from head to toe in their hot seed!

Druggy porn with a junkie whore

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I can’t wait to get fucked up this weekend and have fun! I’m short on cash but I know how to score something to party with. I can always go to my step daddy when my mom goes to work. I know that he will either give me some cash or some blow if I suck his cock or fuck him. He spends all day in his room, watching druggy porn and jerking his pathetic dick. Whenever I need anything, I just go in there, dressed like a little slut and tease him until he makes me a deal. Last time, I went in and sucked his dick under the desk, while he watched dirty crack whore porn on his computer. He loves to hear me gag on his cock while he watches nasty whores get their holes pounded. I’m going to put on my sluttiest outfit and lift my skirt for him so he can see that I’m not wearing panties. I’m going to finger fuck my tight little fuck hole while I deepthroat his fat cock. As long as I drain him and swallow every drop of cum, he will hook me up with something good!

Drunk Girl Fucking With Silvia

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Have you ever seen a drunk girl fucking? There is something so incredibly liberating about being completely annihilated and uninhabited in every way! I love being a sloppy cock whore and getting pounded without regard or caution of the possible repercussions. I get a thrill out of waking up from a complete drunken blackout and not really sure why all of my fuck holes feel used and sore, but it’s never any surprise to me. My ass is still insanely sore from last night and as my memory slowly comes back to me I find myself getting wet all over again. I think there was about seven or eight of them at my neighbors house last night and we were throwing back shots of tequila every 5 minutes it seems. I was a sloppy drunken slut begging for attention and that’s exactly what they gave me. Especially since I was the only pussy there at the party. Ready, willing and able to serve every cock there. I do recall having a dick in each hole at one point and even begging them to invite more guys over and they basically told me to get ready for more fun, tonight! Where the drunk sex will commence yet again.

Sexy Prostitutes Are Kinky w/ Dick

He called me because he was very intrigued by this cock of mine. He was a tit man and my perfect tits were the biggest draw for him. But in noticing my big tranny cock he felt himself stir in his pants and just could not deny he was aroused by me. I always find such things to be a complement and really like to take it slow and easy at first. The best thing is in the seduction. The deep kissing with our tongues mingling in a warm wet mouth. I love feeling my tits pressed against a nice hard chest. To have his hands wander to my tight ass and rest on these sweet ass cheeks. The way he kisses my neck and nibbles my ear starts to drive me crazy. I love his hardness growing against me as he gently gropes at these beautiful tits. By the time his hands are under my dress and his lips clamped onto my hard perky nipples my bulge is hard to keep discreet. I’m hard and throbbing just like he is. My hand works his pants open and I pull him out. I’m watering at the mouth by now to taste his dick in my mouth. I love to blow a nice hung man and it’s hard for me to not rub on my throbbing tranny dick while I suck a tasty cock. I’m so aroused by now I can’t barely stand it. Standing up while still gently stroking him I rub his cock against my bulge. Do you want this I whisper in his ear as I nibble his lobe.

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