Category: Scat phone sex

Dirty phone sex: is there anything better?

Dirty phone sex

        Dirty phone sex: is there anything better? The short answer is no; there is nothing better. However, for fun let’s list why it is so great. First there are no rules. You get to play as hard as you want to play. Get as nasty and dirty as you want to be because you can. Having your cock in your hand, in my cunt, up my ass, or even face fucking me, at the same time you are telling me what a dirty nasty bitch I am.

        Second talking dirty is only a small part of it. A point often overlooked is the power to have really dirty is through pissing sex stories. Perhaps you would like to argue it is not really dirty. It is after all urine. Which is sanitary. Watch me drink it down. Piss all over you. Tell you all sorts of fun things I have done with piss. That is to say when I piss in a cunt or open your ass and piss in your ass. That is notably not clean. It is dirty.

        Now I have a lot of stories that I could tell you and I will be sure to tell only the really dirty ones but at the same time perhaps you are looking for something even nastier. The squishy, gut wrenching most likely dirtiest thing we could have together besides shit and piss is if we were to have period phone sex. From time to time, you need to have it and then you will learn just how messy it is. Trust me or don’t and we will play together, and you will learn.

Cum dumpster Hadley always humps on Halloween.

Cum dumpster

Cum dumpster Hadley always humps on Halloween. The dope and cash that flows from the freaky monster dicks is amazing. Men who never haunt my side of town are coming out for a night of play. Some have saved for weeks to seek out Hardcore Hadley and be part of the soul-shaking trains, orgies, and gangbangs that happen down here. The Tourists are leaving so the locals are ready to show their true dark side this time of year.  I’m ready for all the dick I can suck and swallow. So fucking ready to party like a badass. 

Harcore cum dump Hadley is so ready to take on all the cum I can get! The more vile and discusting a local can be the better for me! On all Hallows Eve when the veil is thin the wicked cum out of my men. Mesmerizing gangbang whore cunt leads them into the path of the unholy. Cemetery fucks and pumpkin patch pounding are common this time of year. My cum dripping onto the grave of a family member or stranger makes no matter.

Some men even love for me to take a spooky dookie on the consecrated ground. Did I not tell you that the freaks cum out to play on this evil day? I have been around the block a time or two, that much we all know to be true. My well-used cunt takes the cum even from a Mutt. That right devilish furry friend fucks run rampant in October. Hookers for hire that snort and blow and fuck Fido make the best dough.  I don’t worry, it’s all part of the Halloween fun. I’m a dirty sex game, I’m a winner winner, I’m the Halloween whore. 

SO tell me your dirtiest deed and how you would like to blow your seed. 

Toilet sex Harlot Loves being nasty for her Tricks

Toilet sexToilet sex Harlot Hadley loves being a commode for her tricks. Not shy of bathing in your golden showers or drinking uop your piss either! Something about squirting and pissing all over a man does get my pussy excited though. I have ruined many a bed sheet in motel and hotel rooms. When men pay for potty play they know the consequences! My favorite man who frequents my corner brings me big gulps and drops off suppositories hours before he is ready for me. He also has a healthy cummy ass and pussy addiction.

Part of his foreplay is checking on my bladder and shitter between johns. I know I must hold it. That motherfucker pays well. It has been a challenge to hold my bowels and bladder for extended periods of time. It is the deprivation and urgency he seeks before the big yellow and brown release!

Now tell me baby how fucking nasty can we get. What would you like for a blast of piss, eating out my shitty ass or letting me leak my cummy holes on your face? 

 

Anal sex whore loves to suck that shit out of your ass!

Anal sex whore

            Anal sex whore loves to suck that shit out of your ass! Give me you fucking shit. First and foremost I am a dirty stinking whore that fucking loves to be fucked up the ass. My shithole needs a workout.

            As long as you have a cock that I will feel up as shithole, and that I get to suck off my own shit from your cock I will be as dirty and nasty as you want me to. For you see I am shit loving sex whore. Obviously, you need to have a cock large enough that I can feel it if you want me to be your shithole slut.

            In the meantime, if you would like I will tell you all about how I became an anal whore. Loving scat. In the end all you need to do is fuck this anus of mine. I was just a teen when I got my first taste of being fucked up my ass. Sucking on his cock with my shit on it after just fueled me even more.

            If you want to know more and the rest of the story I will tell all. Just ask.

Anal cum dumpster; that is me and this whore is proud of it.

 Anal cum dumpster; that is me and this whore is proud of it. Needing you to cum hard and quickly, fill this ass up with cum.

I want you to fill my shithole up so full that it is running down my legs. Oozing out of my shithole. Then I want you to do it again.

On the whole I want you to drive that cock of yours up into this asshole so hard and deep. Those ball of yours should be slapping into my cunt hole.

Reaching around and using these tits of mine as knobs to hold onto. All in all I want you filling me up. Keeping you up and hard is what I will do.

Sucking on your cock, tasting my shit. Licking it up. Mm mm…so fucking good. Fuck my shithole. Fill this fucking anal cum whore up with all your cum.

Fuck yes, that is what I want. Cum running down out of my ass.

Anal cum dumpster

Anal sex whore shits on BBC with her mom

Anal sex whore

Anal sex whore for BBC is bringing summer’s end in with a huge blast! I believe life has a few simple pleasures that one must indulge in from time to time. And Anal sex with a huge black cock is one of them for me. Will I hurt the next day? Well yes, but that reminds me that I had a lot of fun with Rod’s huge ebony rod the night before.

Will I have issues pooping for a couple of days? Yeah, But that’s what Coke is for! A sniff or a hot on the ol’ Pyrex and I’ll be shitting just fine! Even if it aches a bit on the way out. Speaking of taking a healthy shot and BBC ass blasts… 🍆

Anal sex whore shits on BBC with her mom

Now, to get back to one of my favorite BBC sex stories to date! My mother, ever the old whore, called her favorite slutty daughter over to have some fun with Rod her Boyfriend. He loves white cracker bitches like us getting vomit-face fucked and shitty anal fucked. 💩

He knows with the right amount of crack he can make us stupid white trash whores do anything. 

My mother was in charge of cleaning his cock off between my shitter exploding on his nigga cock. Every time one of us shot as he was gaping our snow bunny asses, he would laugh. But really a black man giving us hits off his crack pipe is exactly the perfect setup for some black-on-blondes crack whore anal!  Let me tell you about how my mother nad I suck a big turn like a BBC for this dark motherfucker! 

Cum eating phone sex slut orgasms from sucking girthy cocks

Cum eating phone sex Ever seen a Big dick sucker manage to swallow 13 inches of cock? If you haven’t well you are certainly missing out! I have been practicing my throat skills since Highschool… The first thing I ever slipped into the back of my throat was a banana that then made its way into my pussy, LOL wasn’t the best idea. I did orgasm though! That’s when I knew I truly enjoyed sucking cock.

I got so turned on that I wound up popping my own cherry. I believe that before intercourse a man deserves to have his cock fluffed and worshipped. Slurping and gaging on your cock makes my Sloppy wet pussy even sloppier. Every time the head of your dick slithers its way past my tonsils and into my esophagus, my fucking pussy melts. I get soo turned on, double fist-pumping your cock and latching onto the head like straw, slurping all of your precummies out.

Then spitting it into the palm of my hand and smearing it all over my pussy right before I bend over, for you to insert! I like to make sure your cock is as hard as it can get, fully extended, and ready to explode. As soon as your slide your cock between my tight warm walls you will be loading me up with creamy jizz. No worries I managed to make myself orgasm multiple times just by sucking you off.

Call me, so you can listen in to me being a Cum eating phone sex slut.

No taboo phone sex means you can get really dirty with me!

No taboo phone sexNo taboo phone sex means you can get really dirty with me! I am the nastiest toilet whore you will ever meet! I crave the taste of your dirty ass! Bend over and let me clean it for you baby! I will be your toilet paper! Make me tongue fuck that tight little ass, then you can return the favor baby I don’t want you to cum too fast! Let me hover over your face pussy dripping in anticipation. I want you to open wide so I can feed you this creamy shit! Open your mouth and take every little bit!

Then I spread my round plump cheeks wide open and rub my ass over your tongue and nose. wipe me up you know how this goes! Then I’ll come kiss you so you can share some with me! What baby, you don’t think you are the only one who wants to eat?! I grab your cock and jerk it just right then I bend over baby shove that dick in I know it is tight! Ram me hard and plunge all the shit out! Get that dick sloppy you know what I’m about!

I love it nasty and dirty! I can’t help that I do, luckily for me you are a nasty freak too! Take that cock out of my gapping dirty ass, then let me jerk that cock nice and fast! I’ll rub all the shit in and cover your dick and balls. After all baby you know that’s one of my favorite treats in the fall. Chocolate covered nuts and a king-sized cholate bar on the side. I’ll clean it all up before I climb on top and take a ride!

Anal sex whore indulges in post-holiday filthy sex

Anal sex whoreBeing an Anal sex whore who loves to get filthy around the holidays is the biggest gift of all! I love that you over ate and your full of shit. I want to indulge in post-holiday filthy scat sex. I bend over and spread my ass wide, offering you a taste of this chocolate cream pie. I know you love the taste of my juicy round ass, but you aren’t going to get inside me, at least not that fast.
I want a piece of you and back and open wide. You hover that ass over my face and lower that ass down right. I tongue fuck you fast and hard, begging for a taste. I’m a nasty shit eating whore and I need my reward. I see your ass open up as a long, thick, shit log slowly slides out. I allow it to slide right down my throat. I’m gaging on this thick log and beginning to chock.

I grip that nice long shit and ram it deep in my wet juicy cunt. I’m fucking myself hard with that shit while I continue to clean, and face fuck your ass. God baby it tastes so good thank you for feeding me, you know I’ve been patiently waiting. I reach around and jerk your cock coating it in your shit. you are still riding my face like a cowboy on a bucking horse.

You ram that cock deep in my cunt force your shit log deeper still. you can feel that shit oozing out around your cock as you fuck me hard and fast. You are use this filthy cunt as your personal cock sleeve go ahead baby, I know just what you need. Make me you dirty shit filled cum whore. use this tight little pussy to make you cum. I want you to bread me baby, fill this shitty cunt all the way up. Then I’m going to push out this shit and cum and lick it all off your dick and balls!

Fucking Friend’s Wife in the Ass

Anal Sex Whore

 

You and my husband decide to wife swap, your wife is with my husband, and I get to be with you. I want you to fuck me in my tight little asshole, something you couldn’t do with your sensitive basic wife. I need your cock to fill up my ass with your cum, and you want to shove your big bulging cock inside of you. You bend me over a counter and you fuck me harder and deeper. I can feel your cock so deep inside me that I can feel it in my stomach. You come hard inside of me and pull your cock out of my ass, and tell me to lick your cock, cleaning all of the shit and cum from the cock. I lick your cock all over, cleaning every bit of it. Then you tell me to suck on your cock. I take every inch inside of my mouth, bobbing my head faster and faster with your hard cock throbbing inside me. I beg for you to come in my face, and you do, covering my entire face with your salty cum.