Category Archive: Toilet sex

Cum Dumpster Slut

cum dumpster slutI’ve never met a motherfucker that didn’t love some postpartum pussy. It is the juiciest cunt that even exists, not to mention the bitches are always so sensitive. Oh, and our titties are still nice and full of fucking milk. Do you want to know where I think the term squirting came from? I really don’t think it was the pussy, because when I cum, I cum hard and creamy. If I got huge bouncy milky titties, you can bet your ass I’m squirting from my swollen nipples too. This post pregnancy body is absolutely the best fucking thing. I always get so fucking horny after I pop one out. When I tell you that I am dripping, and desperate for a taste of some thick long cock, I’m not kidding. I try to pick up men everywhere I go. The doctor’s office, the gas station, the grocery store. I swear I even talked to a man at a red light the other day, and very shyly asked him if he would slide into the back of my minivan and give my mommy pussy a good fucking pounding. He didn’t quite know what to do with himself, but he did almost get T-boned following me in the Target parking lot. I opened up the back hatch, let him crawl inside, and then bent over so he could see my dripping pussy in my tight little asshole. Oh he ate me out so fucking good! He made me so nice and juicy for him! And then he fucked me with his hard cock. He was just an average guy, on an average day trying to run some average errands. Handed up having the time of his life cumming inside me in a Target parking lot. How’s that for a Tuesday?

Pissing Sex in the Pool

pissing sexOccasionally, I enjoy pissing sex. It makes me feel even dirtier than I already am. When you are a P mom who pimps out her offspring, there really is not much you will not do. My oldest son had a pool party over the weekend. It was his birthday and daddy and I said he could have whatever he wanted. What he wanted was to have friends over. I wore a tiny bikini for the celebration. Not sure he wanted me at the party, but I crashed it anyway. I am a hot woman and a sexy mommy. His friends did not mind. I served his friends beer and let them smoke some primo weed. I had my motives. High drunk teens get freaky. I took off my bikini and pissed in the pool. Then teen boys pissed in the pool. Then boys pissed on girls. We were swimming in pee. At one point, we were all by the edge of the pool pissing into it. The girls were squatted down on the pool edge pissing right with the boys. It was kinky. It was something out of a freaky phone sex call. It was hot and liberating too. Being naked outside, pissing our cares away, partying and fucking. The boys all fucked me, and they fucked the teen girls at the birthday party too. I do not always participate in watersports, but when I do, it is with a bunch of teens.

Trashy Milf Scatology of Chocolate

It was a sexy hot afternoon with this trashy milf when my son showed up with a case of hard cider and some candy bars. They were Baby Ruth candy bars and we got into the discussion about the Caddy Shack scene. It was a hot day and rightfully thought about taking a dip in the pool. We did some blow and downed some ciders and got pretty kinky. I had been fucking a few guys right before he came home. I had my ass and pussy filled with jizz and son decided to get really dirty with mama. He wanted to stuff a chocolate bar in my ass and have me push it out, covered in cum into his mouth and let him eat that cum coated Baby Ruth bar directly from my juicy brown cum filled asshole. That got me hot and I really couldn’t resist pumping my cunt with one of the chocolate logs and making it shit brown and messy. It was hotter than Satan’s butthole after eating a bowl of 10 degree Chili. Now this how things get in the Summer around my trailer.

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Live Phone Sex Face-sitting

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There is no doubt A freaky hoe has some live phone sex fun!  I met Rodger last night at the Roxy and face sitting is what he needed. Not too bad for a country bumpkin, and when he slid the cash on the stage with a little note and key card I was down for some fun. After my set I read his note and laughed and showed a couple other girls who snickered and asked if I was going. I was, but I had a small party of five down in the lounge who had paid up front for three girls in a private setting. I made my way down and sized up the small crowd. My pussy was wet as two of the other strippers had already gotten a couple of the cocks out and were working on slobbery blow jobs.  Being That I am naturally inclined to be a gangbang whore I figured getting two or three cocks off before I met this guy to sit on his face was no big deal. Make twice the amount of money and have my ass reamed and get to get off. I fucking love being a hot cock whore. I scored fat rails and fucked like a porn star fr a couple of hours. I remembered I had this key card on the walk home. I hailed a taxi uptown and when I arrived this guy had been wanking his dick so much his hands were raw and he was dripping all over the floor. Rodger was so happy I came over because he needed me to piss on his face and fart in his mouth before he could blow his load. “You don’t mind if I hit this first?” I held up my small baggy and laid us out both beautiful white coke lines. I climbed aboard his face and farted cum out into Roders very willing mouth with some piss dribbles as well. And his cock shot so high it almost hit the ceiling. He knew I would have a dirty cum filled ass just the way he liked. 


So tell me baby, what freaky things gets your rocks off?

Cock In Your Mouth: Henriettas’ Tranny Phone Sex

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You don’t fool me I know you want my cock in your mouth. I know why you call my tranny phone sex. Because you need a dose of my hot creamy cum. I tell my clients all the time Don’t be shy that you want to suck me off. I want to suck you off too. I can give you that hot 69 that your wife can’t, my cock down your throat as I’m slurping you down like you’re the last to meal I’ve ever had.

I might just put some coke on the end of your cock so I can suck it longer before you come and you can get high and ride the waves with me. hey I’m a dirty switch I’ll take it up my asshole and you can have a fudge covered cock and I’ll lick it clean. But the best part is when my cock’s been up your ass and you have to clean off my dirty shit covered cock too. If we’re going to get nasty would only get nasty all the way and be the filthy sluts that we are meant to be?


He Loves Toilet Sex With a Tranny

He wanted a special kind of fun with a tranny. It was toilet sex that he craved. He wanted to worship me and everything that came out of my pretty little bottom and the ladyboy hose that I was equipped with. He loved to drink from my fountain(s). I loved taking an enema and just exploding cum and shit juice all over his cock. He had a thing for bringing other hookers in with our fun and having me coat his dick with my shit and the cum from all of the johns I took that day. I would collect the cum after our fucks. Sometimes the cum was in comdoms and sometimes it was in my ass. I squat over a bowl and push it all out. I would empty the contents of the condoms in the bowl also. With the shit mucus and cum collected just for him. He paid me well for this. He would prep an enema with all of it and administer it back inside my shitter. I would then squat on his face and have the other hooker pull the enema tube out and I would just let all of the brown and cum explode on his face and in his mouth. The two of us ladies of the night would then piss all over him. My hose and her pussy just flowing the golden nectar all over the cum and shit covered brown tongue of his. He was a really dirty boy that loved my tranny sex ways. I would pound him real good and he would then leave a messy hot brown shit all over her pussy before he fucked her. Things were always very dirty with this guy and he would always tip us very well. He was a true dirty man and I guess I’m a filthy tranny that serves it up right.

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Anal and Toilet Play Fisting Whore

Fisting WhoreDid you know that this fisting whore can shove her fist up her ass? I have a beautiful Rose that pops out when I do! I know when my sexual services are rented out that some men find it completely fascinating that I can do that! But it’s not for the weak of the stomach because normally after I fist my ass a bit of shit gets squirted out! Now if you are fucking my ass and give me a warm salt water enema beforehand you will get a good flow of warm Diarrhea flowing all over your cock! Most of the men I fuck with are into extreme toilet play and want to see this whore eat her own shit and fuck my shitty ass hole. Yeah, it might make me puke all over my beautiful tits but all the more lube to big fake titty fuck! But my favorite potty play will always be pissing sex. Giving and receiving. So, what do you think am I too nasty for you? Or is your cock rock hard standing at attention for Hardcore Hadley? I am a dirty trashy whore, what can I say, wink, wink!

Dirty Phone Sex: No Toilet Paper, No Problem

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex will keep you busy while you stay at home. I have figured out how to deal with the toilet paper shortage. I have 8 brats living under my roof. They vary in age and gender. Some are biologically mine, and a couple are adopted.  All of them want to please daddy and me. That means if daddy and I want to piss in their mouths or piss in one of their pink holes, they will not protest. I don’t need toilet paper if I am pissing into a little girl’s mouth or cunt, right? My sons and daughters love the taste of mommy’s piss. Do you like pissing phone sex? My family had a piss filled weekend. We ran out of toilet paper on Thursday. I didn’t panic. I just called a brat into the bedroom and pissed in her mouth. My sons pissed in their sisters’ mouths. Daughters pissed in their brothers’ mouths. And I pissed in all their mouths! I am the queen bee of this family. My little slutkins drank my piss like it was lemonade on a hot day. I got them to lick my asshole too. We are an open family. We are a dirty family too. No toilet paper, no problem. If I have a brood of dirty whores, my cunt and ass will always be clean.

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Toilet Sex WIth Hadley

toilet sexHe was looking for extreme toilet sex with a hot stripper. With Enough nose candy, I will do anything perverse. On stage or not. It started with a full strip and him sticking money in my tiny g-string. He hollered out to the rest of the patrons that if I shoved this bill up my cunt he would buy a round for all of them. Not to displease the crowd, I rolled up the fifty and stuck it in my pussy. Then he crawled on stage and said if he could get that fifty out with his mouth that he would buy another round. The fifty was laced with coke so I was feeling really fucking good. I made him strip down and I put my fat ass on his face and he tried and tried to get it but, then I pissed all over him. He liked it because he got rock hard as I stroked him and rode his face I heard him beg for me to fart. I did what any entertainer would do. I farted on his face in front of the crowd. The bills came flying as we both were hauled off stage. I have to find a new club to strip at but it was worth it! Hardcore Hadleys Blogs 

Snuff and Toilet Sex From My Sadistic Brother

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I am only good as a snuff and toilet sex object for my brother. I thought I could offer him my younger sister in exchange for saving my life. But all he wanted to do was have me choke her as she sucked his cock and tell her that we are worthless whores. We were meant to be bred, to be fucked and die at the hands of the men in our lives. For us, it is our brother chopping off and stabbing our tits. My full tits are his to chop off, her tits are stab worthy. Our arms and legs can be hacked off and both of s burned alive in the oven as we still under his command and fuck the heating element with our pussies.  Forcefully fucked, tortured and killed, we are vermin and only created to serve cock in any form.  And if you are anything like my sadistic brother then yu too must join me in no taboo phone sex. STuff and prolapse my ass hole, ruin my pretty pussy and snuff me out the way I deserve to be. 

xoxo, your trashy submissive whore, 

Hardcore Hadley

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