Category Archive: Toilet sex

Sloppy Wet Truck Slut

sloppy wet pussy Hello, boys! I had a really wild orgy today at the truck stop and I’d love to fuck my sloppy wet pussy with a dildo while I tell you about it. You know you wanna hear all that jizz that’s just oozing out of my fuck hole! I love the sound of it sloshing around on that dildo while I rail myself with it. I bet you’ll break out your lube and start stroking so I can hear that, won’t you? You’re a pretty fucking nice guy like that. I hope we can time it so that we cum together.

If not, don’t worry. I can cum over and over again. So, if I happen to blow without you, you don’t have to worry that I’ll leave you hanging. This trailer park whore would be more than happy to rub her pussy over and over again until you’re ready to shoot your load. I bet you’re going to get really turned on by the things I did today. Are you ready to hear what kinds of things I did with those horny truckers and their friends? I hope you can stomach some of the sick things I like to do with cum.

Dumpster Diving Dick Down

Trailer trash whore

 

You can always count on a trailer trash whore to take your cock in all of her horny holes anytime, anywhere.  I would never be the profiteering prostitute I am today if I turned down every trick who wanted to pound my pooper in the privacy of a port-o-john or torture my tonsils with his tool behind a trash pile.  An enterprising pussy slinger like me has to be willing to give up her gash for cash wherever she is, cum catching doesn’t always happen in the comfort of a motel bed or backseat of a sedan.  Hell, you should feel really lucky when it does!

There’s a can collector who travels along the highway in front of my trailer park, walking up and down the road picking up every discarded pop container he finds.  I’m not sure, but I think he only does it purely to pay for pussy because we have an ongoing date every Tuesday behind the dumpsters here at the court and he always pays in small bills and change.  I don’t mind, money is money.  As long as he has American currency he can always get a piece of my professional pussy.

I found him one day when he was dumpster diving here and he’s been making me take his dirty dick ever since.  He can’t be too dumb, he’s smart enough to have figured out that the garbage truck comes to collect on Wednesdays so he has all kinds of rubbish to pick through to find the soiled sources of his income.  He’s usually already there, covered in greasy grime and gross garbage water, when I take my last bags out for the week.

He’s systematic; I give him my garbage, he sifts through it a bit then hops out of the sludge and makes me suck his stinky, sweaty man meat to get him going.  Once he’s real good and hard he props me up on the dumpster, lifting me with his big arms under each of my knees, and pulverizes my pussy as I’m pressed up against the foul smelling waste bin.  When he’s had enough of my creamy claptrap, he throws me down onto the piles of putrid bags and all the trash that has busted out of them, then shoves his grisly bone deep into my butthole.  He rams into me hard and heavy, trying to rip me open with his pole just like all of the other useless sacks of shit on the ground.  

He must make a lot just going around picking up cans and discarded valuables, getting into all of my funholes isn’t cheap.  I can count on his cool, tiny denominational dick pay every week, like clockwork.  It’s a little hard to carry all of those coins to the bank but it’s pretty easy for a skanky trailer trash whore like me to collect them.

 

A Lot Full of Sluts

lot lizard sexIt’s Friday and you know what that means, don’t ya baby? It’s time to head down to the truck stop for some really raunchy lot lizard sex. All of those sexy truckers know that when I show up, things are about to get lit. This cunt could solve all the world’s problems. If all the dudes in the world would just fuck me now and then, there would be no war. I’m pretty fuckin’ sure about that. One fuckin’ dude told me once that he heard angels sing when he slid his cock inside me for the first time. Don’t you want some of that pussy, baby?

If you think about it, I’m really helping keep this entire country supplied with goods. Truckers are kept happy, and they get to where they’re going and have increased productivity. I’ve seen it happen time and time again. Just think about what I could do for you! Call me and ask me what I’d do to you or ask me to tell you all of the naughty things I’ve done down at the truck stop. Either way, you’re going to love what I’ve got to say, and I promise your dick will be happy.

Puke Princess

Extreme Phone Sex

I have all kinds of calls as a phone sex cum slut but more recently I’ve been asked to puke up all my food while my guy listens to me vomit! I won’t lie the first time I did it I was a little thrown off, seeing my puke and feeling it cum up my throat but the more I stuck my finger down my face fuck hole, the more I started liking it. My nickname is now puke princess because I can vomit on command! Lots of guys cum from just hearing my wretch over the toilet as I throw up my last meal for their pleasure. If you love to hear a girl toss her cookies, call me! I’ll make it so fucking hot for you as I purge and play with my cunt all over the phone.

It’s Wednesday, Time To Get Wet!

Pissing sex stories

 

If you want to have the best pissing sex stories then you have to be willing to get wet and dirty.  Someone says they want to pee on me, I don’t even think twice about it.  For the right price you can do whatever you want to me.  Soak me in wizz, coat me in crap, pour gallons of my own puke over my head, I really don’t give a fuck.  If you got the money, honey, I got the chyme…  Or pee or poop or whatever.

I have a weekly paid pissing date with the owner of a local diner.  Every Wednesday is Wet Wednesday for Dex over at the Dirty Bird.  He can’t even open for business until he’s been sloshed with so much golden goodness that it saturates his skin, soaking in and leaving him ammonia scented for all of his customers and staff to smell.  That’s how he likes it.  We shower each other with so much urine that he has to put plastic everywhere before we start like he’s preparing a kill room, or something.  We keep pumping each other full of water and booze so we’re certain to be treading ankle deep through a room sized puddle before all is said and done.  Sometimes we don’t even fuck, just jack off together using each other’s peepee for lube.

He truly loves every yellow tinted drop of piss that he has ever had the pleasure of coming into contact with.  His, mine, yours, he doesn’t care.  As long as he gets to enjoy it, he’s happy.  I don’t know if he ever serves any of it up to his customers, but I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.  Hell, if he’s giving them any of the results of my magnificent micturition, he oughta charge more!

 

Trailer Trash Cum Slut

trailer trash whore

Last night was another wild time for me. I mean, pretty much every night is wild, but I’m talking next level kinky. We had an ass fucking assembly line going on down at the trailer park. We started out indoors, but by the time we’d been at it for a few hours, we had to move outside so we had room to line everyone up. See, down at the trailer park we don’t give a fuck about gender, sexuality, or any of that nonsense. If you’ve got a warm hole that needs fucking, it gets fucked by someone. Most of the time, way more than just by one person.

That’s what happened last night. When the night began, it was just me and a couple of guys who I’d lost my ass (literally) to in a poker game. But then one of the guys who was waiting to fuck me started ass fucking another guy who was there. Hey, when you’re horny, you sometimes need it right now. Waiting just isn’t something you have the luxury of doing. Then our little group sex adventure turned into that assembly line I told you about earlier. Do you want to hear more about what happened? You know how to reach me.

Toilet Sex Cum Slut

toilet sex

I have to admit to you that as much as I love toilet sex now, the first time I was involved, it was by accident. I was riding this guy and I told him I needed to fucking stop and go take a piss, and he grabbed my hips, held me down, and told me to pee on him. I wasn’t quite as freaky then, so I said no at first, but then it went on for so long that I couldn’t hold it anymore and just let it go. It was wet, warm, and it must have excited him a lot because he shot his load immediately.

Now, don’t get me wrong – I do love peeing on guys and using them as my personal toilet. But I would be lying if I said I loved it more than when guys use me their own human toilet. Having them piss all over me before I start sucking cock turns me on beyond belief. And of course, if I’m a good slut and make them cum in my mouth, sometimes they let me drink that second stream of golden nectar. Do you have toilet fantasies? A girl can only hope. 

Trailer Trash Whore Silvia

trailer trash whore

The good thing about being a trailer trash whore is that there’s always someone around the trailer park when you get horny. Now, I don’t need to rely on my neighbors for dick because I’m so beloved as a whore in my community. What started out at the truck stop quickly developed into me having a reputation as the town slut. I became known as a sure thing, and you know what? That’s freaking fine by me, darlin! I love cock and if it means I get more of it, you can call me whatever the fuck you want to.

We will be having a really big party this weekend at the trailer park for the Super Bowl. It will be heavenly – drunk, horny men who will be all riled up and ready to fuck. Most women don’t like watching the game, so I will have these guys pretty much to myself. I’ll probably miss most of the game, but as long as I’m getting dick, I don’t give a fuck about football. Do you want to hear about previous sex parties? Interested in truck stop fucks? Let me know what I can do for you and I’ll make it happen.

Period Phone Sex Skank

period phone sex

There’s never a time when I’m hornier than when I’m on the rag. Most women won’t fuck when they have their period, but that’s just ridiculous. It’s like built-in lube and cock always feels so much better during that time of the month. I fucking love spreading my legs and letting a guy get a feel for my bleeding cunt. Stick your cock in and feel how exciting it is. Do you think my pussy is throbbing more than usual? Have you noticed how much wilder and crazier I’m acting in bed? I just can’t help myself…my cunt is on fire.

Are you ready to get down between my legs and earn your red wings? My pussy is so much juicier and sweeter when that blood is flowing. Stick your tongue in there and really lick me, baby! Suck on my clit until you make me cum and then you can shove your fat cock into me and shoot your load in my cunt. Have you ever seen a bloody cream pie? It’s a sight to behold and it’s mighty tasty if you ask me. Are you ready for some period phone sex? I can feel the bloody clots oozing down my thighs as I wait for you.

Taboo Phonesex Roleplays are Hot

taboo phonesexI love taboo phonesex. The dirtier and nastier, the hotter in my opinion. I spoke with a man last night with a hot and raunchy roleplay. I enjoy it when I get to be other people. I was Alyissa. A businesswoman and a mother. I was a desperate businesswoman who needed his help at an event. I was so desperate, I promised him anything he wanted, even my body. I could not put on the event alone and I needed the money. So, I kind of flippantly said he could use my body not really thinking that would be what it took to get him to partner up with me. Once I realized, he was taking me seriously, I had no choice but to go along. I needed to pull off this event and with staffing issues everywhere, without his help, it would flop. I thought at first that I would just have to show him my body. Alyissa has a nice body. He wanted more, like all men. Next thing I knew I was giving him head in my office. That lead to hardcore anal sex. This is where he really took advantage of my desperateness. He was willing to partner with me if we signed the contract in shit. Not just my shit either. He noticed my very young son in the office taking a nap. I had to wake him up and make him do something special for mommy. I felt bad. I mean he was going to get fucked in his tiny little shit box so mommy could put on this event. He did not understand what I was asking, but then he was bent over the couch getting his ass full of man cock and cum. Messiest contract I have ever signed. Nastiest too. He signed his name in a mixture of my shit, his shit and my son’s shit. There was some cum mixed in too. I have done a lot of things to land a gig, but this was by far the most extreme. Good thing I am into freaky phone sex calls.

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