Category Archive: Pissing sex

Pissing Sex Fun

pissing sexI have lots of pissing sex fun stories. My daughter and I are holed up together waiting out the storm. My son pops in and out to check on us. Last night, he came by with a bunch of beer and a few friends. I am more of a coke gal, but beggars can’t be choosers, right? Alcohol is better than being sober any day. I can throw back some beer too. Only problem with beer is that I need to piss like a racehorse often. Once I break the seal, it is game on. I only have one bathroom in the trailer. My daughter and I were drinking with 8 boys. There was a line for the potty. So, I pissed in my daughter’s cunt. The idea just came to me. I was drunk. She was drunk. And, I had to piss. Once the boys in line for the john saw what I was doing, they redirected themselves to my daughter. I opened my holes too. I did not want my girl to have all the fun. I stripped naked and got in the same position so they could piss in my trashy milf cunt and ass. I knew it was going to make a hell of a mess, but I did not care. I was horny. I was drunk. Plus, a pissing party broke up the monotony of being stuck in a trailer. All the boys wanted to brush up on their shooting skills. They looked at my daughter and I’s fuck holes as targets. It was like they were playing that carnival game where you shoot a stream of water in a tiny hole to get a prize. No prize for filling our fuck holes with piss, but they did get to fill us up with cum too. We went from a pissing party to a hardcore orgy porn. Welcome to the quarantine life.

Anal and Toilet Play Fisting Whore

Fisting WhoreDid you know that this fisting whore can shove her fist up her ass? I have a beautiful Rose that pops out when I do! I know when my sexual services are rented out that some men find it completely fascinating that I can do that! But it’s not for the weak of the stomach because normally after I fist my ass a bit of shit gets squirted out! Now if you are fucking my ass and give me a warm salt water enema beforehand you will get a good flow of warm Diarrhea flowing all over your cock! Most of the men I fuck with are into extreme toilet play and want to see this whore eat her own shit and fuck my shitty ass hole. Yeah, it might make me puke all over my beautiful tits but all the more lube to big fake titty fuck! But my favorite potty play will always be pissing sex. Giving and receiving. So, what do you think am I too nasty for you? Or is your cock rock hard standing at attention for Hardcore Hadley? I am a dirty trashy whore, what can I say, wink, wink!

Dirty Phone Sex: No Toilet Paper, No Problem

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex will keep you busy while you stay at home. I have figured out how to deal with the toilet paper shortage. I have 8 brats living under my roof. They vary in age and gender. Some are biologically mine, and a couple are adopted.  All of them want to please daddy and me. That means if daddy and I want to piss in their mouths or piss in one of their pink holes, they will not protest. I don’t need toilet paper if I am pissing into a little girl’s mouth or cunt, right? My sons and daughters love the taste of mommy’s piss. Do you like pissing phone sex? My family had a piss filled weekend. We ran out of toilet paper on Thursday. I didn’t panic. I just called a brat into the bedroom and pissed in her mouth. My sons pissed in their sisters’ mouths. Daughters pissed in their brothers’ mouths. And I pissed in all their mouths! I am the queen bee of this family. My little slutkins drank my piss like it was lemonade on a hot day. I got them to lick my asshole too. We are an open family. We are a dirty family too. No toilet paper, no problem. If I have a brood of dirty whores, my cunt and ass will always be clean.

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Hole Up with a Trailer Trash Whore

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore is not in an uproar over the lack of toilet paper around. We have been conserving it in my home. My son and daughter are staying with me until this social isolation bullshit is over. If I have them with me, I can stay indoors. By myself, I would go crazy. I can’t go without cock, cum and coke. My three favorite C’s. Make that 4 favorite C’s because I love cunt too. When my son must piss, he does it in either my mouth or my daughter’s mouth. If we are otherwise engaged, he pees in the toilet and we lick him clean or he just dries his dick on our blonde locks. We are a dirty clan in many ways. Gotta piss and no toilet paper, no problem. Coated in cum, and nothing to clean it up with, no problem. My daughter and I love the taste of cum and piss. And, we don’t mind dirty assholes either. I think a tongue in a dirty butt or a cum filled cunt is better than toilet paper anyway. Definitely better for the environment. My son, daughter and I are not worried about supplies. We aren’t worried that the sky is falling either. We are just holed up in my trailer getting high, fucking and cleaning each other up with our tongues. Just another day in the trailer park.

Nasty And Wet Pissing Fun

Pissing phone sexYes, I’m a nasty little cum slut. Willing to do anything and everything that gets that cock rock hard. I’ve been on my knees in the dirtiest late-night gas station bathroom taking piss to my face to so a guy would fuck me. Before he would even let me have some of his big 9’ inch cock I can to show him that I was a nasty little bitch. He wanted to fuck my ass and get it covered with my own filth and then show it down my throat and make me clean it before busting his nut all over my chest. I do anything to prove I’m the nastiest little cock slut around for any cock. I’m a cesspool of filth and not ashamed of it at all. I became a nasty whore by choice no one had to force me into it, I take what I can get and most of the time I can get it all!

Phone Sex Sluts Can’t Give You Coronavirus

phone sex slutsPhone sex sluts are in high demand right now. We are safe. You can’t catch no virus over the phone from us, no matter how many dicks we touch lol. My brood is off school for two weeks while the world is in a panic over this coronavirus. I am staying home and talking dirty because men need a release. These are stressful times. I went to Sam’s Club today for basic necessities. There are 8 brats, two adults and 4 pets in this house. We need toilet paper and more than one roll. I went to 7 stores before ending up at Sam’s Club. I told this teen stock boy what I needed, and he gives me the standard we are out of stock currently bullshit. I looked him right in the eyes, pulled my blouse down to show off my trashy milf cleavage and asked again about the toilet paper situation. He told me to pull around the back. I checked out, drove around to the loading area and sold my pussy for 28 roles of toilet paper.  A pussy I usually sell for over $1,000, I sold for approximately $21. Desperate times. I just want my offspring to have clean holes. I am a dirty whore, but I am a hygienic one. I fucked this teen nerd boy in the alley of Costco for some damn toilet paper. It was not a bad fuck. He had a bigger cock than I thought for a young nerd who was bribing women to fuck.  I came home and told my slutkins that from now on, we lick cum out of fuck holes with tongues and lick piss off the tips of dicks and bald little cunts. We got to make our 28 rolls of ass wipe last because I am selling my holes too cheaply.

Toilet Sex WIth Hadley

toilet sexHe was looking for extreme toilet sex with a hot stripper. With Enough nose candy, I will do anything perverse. On stage or not. It started with a full strip and him sticking money in my tiny g-string. He hollered out to the rest of the patrons that if I shoved this bill up my cunt he would buy a round for all of them. Not to displease the crowd, I rolled up the fifty and stuck it in my pussy. Then he crawled on stage and said if he could get that fifty out with his mouth that he would buy another round. The fifty was laced with coke so I was feeling really fucking good. I made him strip down and I put my fat ass on his face and he tried and tried to get it but, then I pissed all over him. He liked it because he got rock hard as I stroked him and rode his face I heard him beg for me to fart. I did what any entertainer would do. I farted on his face in front of the crowd. The bills came flying as we both were hauled off stage. I have to find a new club to strip at but it was worth it! Hardcore Hadleys Blogs 

He Mounts me and Howls

Hot Stripper SexIn my line of work, I often have guys who want to get together after hours for a little hot stripper sex. Of course, I expect them to pay for my time and they always do. My favorite is Sam, he is a hot older guy with a big fat checkbook. He is a little freaky but that is part of the appeal. I meet him at his house, and he fixes a nice dinner and we have lots of drinks and do a few lines of coke all while totally naked. Next, we take it to his fun room, where he puts goggles on my eyes and ties me on a bed covered with plastic. Then he gets his freak going. He wants me to open my mouth while he stands above me pissing. Some hits my mouth but most of it bounces off my face and pools on the plastic. When he is done with that he gets on all fours and starts licking his piss up with his tongue, like a little puppy. After he licks up all his piss off me, he unties me and lays on the bed. I hover over his mouth and squirt my warm piss directly into his mouth. His dick is throbbing by this time and once I am finished pissing, he puts me on all fours and mounts me wrapping his arms around my back like a dog does, thrusting his dick deep inside me while he howls. Once he has shot his load, he lays on his back where I rub his belly and tell him what a good boy he has been. Then when he gets hard again, we repeat the process including the howling over and over and over again until his little blue pill has worn off.

A Special Toy for my Golden Shower Boy

Golden Shower Sex StoriesThere is this one guy who comes into the club about once every other month. He is into what we will refer to as golden shower play. He pays well, is submissive and very polite, so I am more than happy to help him out. It had been awhile, and I expected him to show up at any time. I had been preparing for some extra special fun for him. After watching a few pornos and some reading I had the best little present for him. I made a spout of sorts with one end going in my pussy and the other right into his mouth. That way he would get every golden drop. Luckily for me he showed up on a slow day so I could spend lots of extra time with him. I told him I had a nice surprise waiting for him. I took him back to the VIP room for our play time. I undressed him and cuffed his hands behind his back. I had him kneel with his legs between my legs and please me. I told him that he was to make me cum really good to receive his surprise. He licked my cunt so softly at first and then sped up causing me to squirt all over his face. He smiled that little smirk because he knew he had done a great job. I smiled as I tied some nylons around his neck and held them tight. I then put the little spout in my pussy and told him to put the other end in his mouth and open wide. His eyes lit up as he put it in his mouth. I then pissed right into it sending my salty yellow gold mixed with my cum directly into his mouth. His dick was rock hard. I liked my toy so much that I had my stripper friends in to piss in his mouth too. He loved it. When we were down to the very last girl, I removed the spout from his mouth, had him lay on his back and she squatted over him and gave him a very nice golden shower. He was so happy that he tipped me an extra 100.00.

Lot lizard sex

Lot lizard sex

I needed to get high. So automatically I knew I needed to find some old man’s white cock so I can drink the cum out of it. If he gave me what I wanted of course I have no problem giving him what he wants. I put on the sluttiest little school girl outfit I could find and decided to find the nearest truck stop. That place is the best of both worlds because the truck drivers get high as well.  All I have to do is snort some coke off their dicks and make sure to swallow all of their nut while looking them in the eyes. They become putty in my hands and anything I say goes.

   Once I walked into the truck stop I walked right through the middle and started dancing making my ass cheeks jiggle. All the horns at the truck stop started to blow. I knew right then and there I struck a gold mind. I automatically went to the first truck I saw. I needed to scratch this itch bad and get a good high. First thing I did was grab his dick and pull it out. Massaging it with my soft brown hands. My hands firmly around his cock. Up and down my hand went into a motion. I spit on his dick and begin to massage faster.  His eyes rolled to the back of his head. ” Do you like that daddy’? I said. He nodded yes. I asked him so where’s the good shit. I knew he had some because I saw the razor blade and straw on the plate in his seat. He reached over into a tiny compartment and pulled out a baggie. My eyes lit up and I hurried and shoved his cock into my warm wet mouth and sucked him until his dick shot out a creamy liquid. I swallowed with ease. I did a couple of lines and began sucking his cock again. Next I felt like getting fucked in my ass. But I will go to another truck driver for that.

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