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PoPo GloHo Toilet Sex

Toilet sex


My hot hookers all know that if your whore holes are out of commision for any reason but you still want to make a few bucks, then you have to spend a little time toilet sex blowjobs in the PoPo GloHo.  Yep, my porta-potty gloryhole was one of the best investments I ever made, not just for me, for all of us cash hungry cum guzzlers!

Should a prostitute have to put her paycheck on hold just because her pussy is so swollen from the previous night’s work?  If one of my creamfilled callgirls comes down with the clap really bad or contracts a particularly staunch strain of syphilis that just won’t go away, should she have to worry about feeding her family until she’s better?  No way!  I have a great option for my gaped out girlies who aren’t trying to work the beat or have pus covered pussies that are too sticky for a roll around in the sheets.  That’s right, the PoPo GloHo.

It gets a lot of action, I put it in the park behind the dumpsters right across the fence from the truck stop.  It’s basically my own personal 24 hour blowjob station with a constantly rotating staff of cock snot sucking sluts whose cunts you may or may not want to risk ramming your rod into.  Make no mistake, just like all of my sexy services, my porta-hole is provided on a “Fuck at your own risk” basis.  You’ll probably be fine, though.

You need a quick long dong lube job, 30 bucks and a bit of throwing caution to the wind is all you need.  Just hop the fence at the Lovelies Travel Plaza off of exit 89 and you can get all the sucking you want.  Don’t hit me up with complaints, though.  You get what you get at a gloryhole, just sometimes load blowing comes with an STI.  You won’t mind, I have the best big dick sucker sluts ever who can’t wait to show you how they can make their tongues work.  All you gotta do is come on down to, say it with me… Caroline’s PoPo GloHo!


Water sports sex is what I always crave baby!

Water sports sexWater sports sex is what I always crave baby! I was at a party and being the nasty whore I am, we all know and love when I got the craving for some piss. There was a drunk guy and I knew he wouldn’t remember let alone fight me. I knew he had to piss and the way he was stumbling around, well he wasn’t going to make it, and I sure wasn’t going to waste it. I lead him to the bathroom and his dumb ass whipped out his cock and started pissing right there on the floor. Wasting my liquid gold! The stream was splashing up and hitting my legs.

I was so turned on hearing the piss leave his cock and feeling the warmth splash all over me. I was so ready to be the potty whore that I am. I knew if I got piss all over everyone would know, and that turned me on more. I got on my knees and opened my mouth. I was trying to catch every drop. Alcohol abuse is a party foul and the amount he drank well his piss was basically 80 proof. I couldn’t let that go to waste, could I? I sat there on my knees being the disgusting toilet whore I am. Letting this random drunk man piss all in my mouth and all over my whore face.

I grabbed that rock-hard cock and jerked it, milking out every drop of that delicious piss. I wanted every single drop like the greedy whore I am! I contestant came in to join in. he too was drunk but her just came over and told me to open up. He said he heard I was a good toilet slut and he was going to find out. Got it was so fucking hot. Needless to say, I spent the rest of the party on my knees while guys came in and pissed and shit on me as they pleased. Then when I thought I had my fill. There was a bunch of guys that bend me over and gave me a real good thrill. Fucking and raping my tight little cunt. Oh, and don’t let me mention what they did to my tight round butt! I so fucking filthy!

Nasty Phonesex Cunt

Nasty phonesex

Are you the type of guy whose cock isn’t satisfied until it’s covered in everything imaginable? If so then me and you will most certainly get along. I’m a golden-shower angel, a scat princess, and a vomit guzzler. I’ll have your dick covered in so much filth it will want to bust! I’ve sucked garbage off of smelly nasty cocks nothing puts this nasty whore off. Because I’m a gross nasty phonesex slut who wants a sick fucker like you to cover your cock in all the filthy you desire!

Just make sure before you blow you know which of my holes you want to shove the disgusting lollipop into. I’ve been a filthy cum dump for as long as I can remember. Shock me? You can certainly try but 9 times out of 10 it will probably be me shocking you on just how nasty I will get. Let’s find out together just how dirty, smelly and crazy we can get. My pussy needs some dirty dick, so serve up some of yours!

Make me you dirty toilet

I am a dirty, worthless, slut baby! Use me and make me your potty whore! Face fuck me like the dirty cum whore I am. Shove that cock as deep down my throat as you can! Force me to gag of that cock and use my throat for your pleasure! This is all I am good for daddy, to be fuck and degraded! I know I’m unworthy of the deliciousness you are going to feed me daddy, but I thank you in advance!

Golden showers sexYou know I love piss and I’m so thirsty baby! After all that throat I just gave you, mine is a little dry! Piss in my whore hole baby! Make me choke on that piss! You know I love to drink every drop like the disgusting little toilet I am! As your piss runs over my massive tits and down to my pussy, I rub it all in and use the extra wetness as lube for this wet, little, pink, cunt. Yes, baby give me that golden shower! That’s right piss all over my worthless fucking face baby!

I grip your cock and start sucking and jerking, trying to milk out every drop of that delicious piss before running my tongue over your taint and onto that tight, little, dirty ass hole! You know I love the taste of your ass baby! Feed me that dirty shitty ass! “Yeah, you fucking dumb whore! This is what you were made for! To be my toilet! Now open up wide and eat this shit!” You order while holding my head back by my hair.

I open up and stick out my tongue grazing your ass begging you to feed my that nice hot shit! You know I and a fucking disgusting shit eating whore! Now open up those cheeks daddy I want more!

Forever cum dumpster

cum dumpster

I was supposed to be a bride right after school. College wasn’t something my parents wanted. They knew id buck wild in coed life. Instead, they tried to marry me off, but I had other plans, and I was going to ruin it by having a full-on orgy the night before the nuptials. When my soon-to-be husband found out, he couldn’t stomach it and left me at the altar. I didn’t care; I owned up to fucking every one of his friends and kept on with the party.

I was going to celebrate my freedom and enjoy all the fucking I wanted to like the proper cum dumpster I am to the bone. Monogamy isn’t for me. There are far too many flavors in the world for me to commit to some fucker.

Dirty Phone Sex Fun

dirty phone sexSometimes even I have such dirty phone sex that I need to shower afterwards! My daughters and I were hired for a watersports party. Ever been to one? They are pretty hot. It is where a bunch of guys get together and piss on girls. In their mouths, on their faces and in their fuck holes. It can get pretty messy. This house we were at had a concrete party room for pissing games. The walls were painted like a pool, so it was like we were under water. Cool concept for a party room. The men were not that old. Two of the guys were the sons of one of my husband’s biggest clients. Rich boys born with a silver spoon looking to degrade some women, knowing the only ones who would let them get away with their bad behavior would be hookers for hire. I tell guys all the time when there is a cash transition, you get what you want and never have to fear being arrested or blackmailed. Money for sex is the way you ensure you get what you want. My girls and I love watersport games. It was like the Olympic games of water sports too. Me and my sluts lined up and the men sprayed us with their golden nectar. Are water sports my favorite, no. I am more partial to cum baths than piss showers, but the pay is good and it all washes off at the end of the day. So, where is the harm? Men love to think they are degrading me, but I am a tough old broad. If my youth as a whore for my parents did not break me, nothing will. We let those guys think they were degrading us with pissing sex but we laughed all the way to the bank. Whores do anything for the money.

Dumpster Diving Dick Down

Trailer trash whore


You can always count on a trailer trash whore to take your cock in all of her horny holes anytime, anywhere.  I would never be the profiteering prostitute I am today if I turned down every trick who wanted to pound my pooper in the privacy of a port-o-john or torture my tonsils with his tool behind a trash pile.  An enterprising pussy slinger like me has to be willing to give up her gash for cash wherever she is, cum catching doesn’t always happen in the comfort of a motel bed or backseat of a sedan.  Hell, you should feel really lucky when it does!

There’s a can collector who travels along the highway in front of my trailer park, walking up and down the road picking up every discarded pop container he finds.  I’m not sure, but I think he only does it purely to pay for pussy because we have an ongoing date every Tuesday behind the dumpsters here at the court and he always pays in small bills and change.  I don’t mind, money is money.  As long as he has American currency he can always get a piece of my professional pussy.

I found him one day when he was dumpster diving here and he’s been making me take his dirty dick ever since.  He can’t be too dumb, he’s smart enough to have figured out that the garbage truck comes to collect on Wednesdays so he has all kinds of rubbish to pick through to find the soiled sources of his income.  He’s usually already there, covered in greasy grime and gross garbage water, when I take my last bags out for the week.

He’s systematic; I give him my garbage, he sifts through it a bit then hops out of the sludge and makes me suck his stinky, sweaty man meat to get him going.  Once he’s real good and hard he props me up on the dumpster, lifting me with his big arms under each of my knees, and pulverizes my pussy as I’m pressed up against the foul smelling waste bin.  When he’s had enough of my creamy claptrap, he throws me down onto the piles of putrid bags and all the trash that has busted out of them, then shoves his grisly bone deep into my butthole.  He rams into me hard and heavy, trying to rip me open with his pole just like all of the other useless sacks of shit on the ground.  

He must make a lot just going around picking up cans and discarded valuables, getting into all of my funholes isn’t cheap.  I can count on his cool, tiny denominational dick pay every week, like clockwork.  It’s a little hard to carry all of those coins to the bank but it’s pretty easy for a skanky trailer trash whore like me to collect them.


A Lot Full of Sluts

lot lizard sexIt’s Friday and you know what that means, don’t ya baby? It’s time to head down to the truck stop for some really raunchy lot lizard sex. All of those sexy truckers know that when I show up, things are about to get lit. This cunt could solve all the world’s problems. If all the dudes in the world would just fuck me now and then, there would be no war. I’m pretty fuckin’ sure about that. One fuckin’ dude told me once that he heard angels sing when he slid his cock inside me for the first time. Don’t you want some of that pussy, baby?

If you think about it, I’m really helping keep this entire country supplied with goods. Truckers are kept happy, and they get to where they’re going and have increased productivity. I’ve seen it happen time and time again. Just think about what I could do for you! Call me and ask me what I’d do to you or ask me to tell you all of the naughty things I’ve done down at the truck stop. Either way, you’re going to love what I’ve got to say, and I promise your dick will be happy.

Puke Princess

Extreme Phone Sex

I have all kinds of calls as a phone sex cum slut but more recently I’ve been asked to puke up all my food while my guy listens to me vomit! I won’t lie the first time I did it I was a little thrown off, seeing my puke and feeling it cum up my throat but the more I stuck my finger down my face fuck hole, the more I started liking it. My nickname is now puke princess because I can vomit on command! Lots of guys cum from just hearing my wretch over the toilet as I throw up my last meal for their pleasure. If you love to hear a girl toss her cookies, call me! I’ll make it so fucking hot for you as I purge and play with my cunt all over the phone.

Toilet Sex Cum Slut

toilet sex

I have to admit to you that as much as I love toilet sex now, the first time I was involved, it was by accident. I was riding this guy and I told him I needed to fucking stop and go take a piss, and he grabbed my hips, held me down, and told me to pee on him. I wasn’t quite as freaky then, so I said no at first, but then it went on for so long that I couldn’t hold it anymore and just let it go. It was wet, warm, and it must have excited him a lot because he shot his load immediately.

Now, don’t get me wrong – I do love peeing on guys and using them as my personal toilet. But I would be lying if I said I loved it more than when guys use me their own human toilet. Having them piss all over me before I start sucking cock turns me on beyond belief. And of course, if I’m a good slut and make them cum in my mouth, sometimes they let me drink that second stream of golden nectar. Do you have toilet fantasies? A girl can only hope.