Ive been sick but love eating shit still

Its been a hell of a week. I have been sick and had the shits all week.. But on a positive note I have a paper cup in the bathroom for my special sauce. I have not been able to keep anything down. But what I shit out keeps me nurtured. I love the taste it is tangy. I didn’t think I was going to like diarrhea but its like drinking a smoothie. The only problem is as I sit there shitting out my meal, I get turned on by my asshole trying to squeeze out every ounce and I feel like I am pushing but it hurts cause I have nothing left to shit. I want that last juicy ounce to drink. I must stay hydrated. It would be great if my boyfriend was here and sick with me because then I would just use his asshole like an ice cream dispenser and I would never run out of soft serve.Scat phone sex Auroral

toilet sex for drugs or money

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I love trading my pussy for drugs. If you have Meth, coke, fake, pills, or weed I’ll let you fuck me. I’ll also fuck you for money. What ever you have to offer for my sweet fuck hole.  If your broke and clean don’t bother lol. If you have something to offer I will be all yours. I’ll be a damn good dirty hoe for you. I’ll suck your cock for hours. I love getting Fucked in my ass. That will cost you though. Lol. Maybe a quarter gram of dope? Or a quarter ounce of weed? What you got baby, cause I am ready to trade. I’ll let you fuck my tight wet cunt as hard and fast as you want. I’ll let you face fuck me and make me choke on that big veiny cock until I puke all over it. I’ll lick up my mess and make sure you love every moment of it. Would you like to Shit in my mouth? Of course it will cost you. Give me a nice golden shower after you have used me up like that nasty Fucking drug whore I am. When you are done destroying me just get up and leave. That’s the way I like it. Make me feel like a used up hoe. Use me , abuse me, then leave. Don’t forget baby, I get the drugs first. That way I know your not playing me.

This Trashy MILF Loves a Brown Noser

trashy MILFI’m such a trashy MILF. My oldest girl is having some school issues. I told her to flirt with her teachers. She is a hot teen slut.  What male teacher doesn’t enjoy some Lolita sex? I told her to not wear panties to her English class and sit in the front row. I was betting her grades would improve. They didn’t. In fact I got called to a parent teacher conference with her English teacher. I dislike being on school grounds. I am not classy enough to act like a good concerned parent. I was never even in a public school until I started birthing brats. I got my GED. I wanted to home school my brood but I didn’t pass the home school teacher exam, so now I have to deal with teachers who don’t like jail bait pussy. I went to see her teacher. I was surprised at how young he appeared. We got to talking and it wasn’t just that he looked young, he was young. First year teacher. That explained a lot. Maybe I was more his type, I wondered. I dropped something accidentally on purpose. As I bent over to pick it up, my hot ass was in his face. Before I was even standing back up, I felt his hands grab my thighs as he pulled me into his face. He was sniffing my ass. Dirty boy. I knew how to get my daughter a passing grade in English. I ordered him to sit in his chair. I bent over his desk, hiked my skirt up and exposed my taint to him. He became a bowl of Jell-O, all weak in the knees. What a good brown noser the teacher was for a student’s hot mom. I let him fuck me in the ass. I even licked his shit stick clean for some added fun. I left his classroom an anal cum dumpster. All worth it to make sure my daughter graduates. Some guys like young girls, but some like a dirty old broad.

Slutty Whore Loves Fisting

Fisting whore CarrieI fucking love being fisted! Makes me horny as fuck to see how much you can stretch out my tight, slutty pussy while you ram half of your fucking arm up cunt! Let’s see how many fists we can fit up inside me, so far my record is four at a time! I’m trying to see if I can get five to seven to rip open my insides! Tie my ankles up to a sling and spread open my legs as far as they can go! Spit on my pussy, lick and suck on my clit and get me dripping wet! The more lubrication, the more fists will fit! You better have me fucking soaking! Lube up your arm and brace yourself, shits about to get crazy! Ram that fucking fist up into me and don’t stop! I want you fucking my cervix! Make me scream with pleasure and pain! I want to be able to hear and feel my pussy skin ripping as it’s stretching out around you! The nastier the better!

Life of a Party Girl

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Life is on long party, and I’m the special guest of honor. I love having a good time. Get me party favors and watch me bounce off the walls. I put on my slutty clothes and hit the clubs every night. I won’t netflix and chill. I need excitement.
I love being the center of attention, especially in a gangbang. I’m the first to get naked at a party. I love seeing peoples’ eyes pop out when they see my big tits. Put me in the center of the room with five rock hard cocks around me, and watch me handle them ease. A cock in each hand, in my mouth, my pussy, and ass. Watch me suck and fuck until I’m covered in cum. When I’m through with those five, bring in five more. Feel free to film my sex show. I’m a porn star and I shine on camera. I’m a big whore, with a high sex drive. I never want the party to end.                              Audrey

Anal Sex Whore BJ Is A Dirty MILF

I’m your local trailer trash anal sex whore BJ and I love to get filthy with dirty perverted men. My favorite fucking is ass to mouth dirty phone sex fun. What could be filthier than sucking clean a fuck rod that has stirred up the filth and dried cum in my sweet and well fucked gaping asshole.

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The other day I had the worst bout of the cocaine craps and was with one of my clients that loved filthy fucking. Well I was more than happy to oblige him in his fantasy of brown showers and being a cum dumpster. He had me sit my ass on his face as my gut was churning and I felt the filthy watery brown shower building up it’s momentum.

I leaned in and started sucking on his big black dick as my ass started to explode all over his mouth and face. As I deep throated his fuck rod fresh out of my cum filled filthy brown juice stirred asshole he started shooting that warm jizz. This cum guzzling slut slurped every last drop down then turned around and swapped a shit and cum deep tongue diving kiss.

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Gangbang Whore Cougar

gangbang whoreGangbang whore Friday bitches. This dirty old cougar needed party supplies for the weekend so I went down to the local truck stop to see Big D and his friends. Big D is a hung mother fucker with the best coke and weed in town. Now Big D is a trucker, not a dealer. He just shares his stash for pussy. He is not into the typical lot lizard skank. You know the type I am talking about, right? Tracks on their arms, bad skin, itching like crazy and smell like a fish market. I’m a dirty whore, but a clean bitch. Everyone wants to fuck me from my son to random men I meet on the street. Big D and I have been taking care of each other for years. He is half my age, but he has MILF fever and I have jungle fever so it has always worked out well. Every Friday he is in town on his route. He spends Thursday night in the local truck stop, so I march my hot ass down there and spend the night with him before he hits the road Friday afternoon. We fuck and get high. When I leave, I have a pussy full of cum and blow and weed for the weekend. I came home this morning with way more cum than usual because Big D decided to have me entertain some pals. Do you like gangbang sex stories? You may like this one. One white cougar and 15 black men. Hung black men.  We turned his truck into a porn set. I was doing lines off of nigger cock and get trained from behind. I love a black train. They are the best. Dicks were smacking my face and my ass. I was doused in so much cum I couldn’t even see. When I came home this morning, my walk of shame was legendary. I looked like I was bow legged. Plus, I was limping. Badges of honor if you ask me. I love being a dirty trick.

Live phone sex with Quinn

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I’m sitting in the back of a car while a guy drives me to work as I realize I don’t have the money to pay him for the ride, that’s okay hopefully I can offer him my other services. When we reach my work I explain to him what happened and bent over by his window when I got out to show him a nice view of my tits, “I forgot my money, but I think I have something else to pay you with” he tells me to get back in the car and takes me to some woods near my work. He drags me out of the car and bends me over the hood and begins shoving his hard cock inside my tight little pussy. He then forces me on my knees and guides my head to his cock, making me go as fast as I possibly can up and down. “You’re gonna pay for your ride, you little fucking slut” he says to me as I continue to gag on his cock. He pulls his large dick out of my mouth and jacked off and got his sticky cum all over my face.

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I love being a stripper. With my beautiful carmel colored skin and sexy fat ass I make a ton of money. I love being the center of attention. When I hit the stage all eyes are on me. When I make my big ass bounce dicks get rock hard. I feel like a sex goddess, because everyone in the club wants to get between my thighs.
Strip clubs cater mostly to men, but occasionally couples come to have a little fun. One couple, Tim and Michelle , come in at least once a month. Michelle is bisexual, coming to the club with Tim allows her to live out her lesbian fantasies. They pay me $500 for private time in the champagne room.
Michelle is a beautiful red head, with really big tits. I’m her favorite dancer. Last week they came to club, Michelle made a bee-lined straight to me. She handed the cash to me, and whispered,” I want my face in your pussy”. My pussy instantly started throbbing. I grabbed Tim and Michelle’s hands and headed towards the champagne room. Once inside the room, Tim sat on the sofa and prepared to watch the show. Michelle forcefully pushed me against the wall. She got on her knees and spread my thighs. She didn’t have the patience to pull my thong off, so she just pushed it to the side. She licked and sucked my pussy. Her tongue waged war on my clit, my knees were getting weak. Tim had pulled out his huge cock, stroking it with a huge smile on his face. He felt like the luckiest man on planet Earth. Michelle continued to lick and I felt my orgasm coming. My knees bent slightly and I held Michelle’s head against my wet pussy. I was grinding my hips against her face…when I came I slid down the wall, landing my ass on the floor. That didn’t detour Michelle, she held on to me tight and kept licking and sucking, her ass wildly hunching the floor. She didn’t stop until she came. And Tim followed shooting milky cum into the air. Breathing heavily we all stood and adjusted our clothing. Tim handed me another $100, and Michelle kissed me on the forehead. They left hand in hand, and I quietly said to myself, “Damn, I love my job”.

Dirty phone sex with Ellen

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I got caught selling my pussy and the fucking judge sent me to rehab and AA. There aint no mother fucking way I am about to get clean! That shit is the fucking worst. Itching all over and my pussy throbbing so fucking bad! No! Id rather have my cunt throbbing from being pounding by big nasty uncovered cocks! Well my first night in rehab was short lived! I got kicked out and the head manager got fired! I told him I would do anything to get high. He laughed and said “That’s the problem Ellen. You should not use your body to get things.” I started stripping my clothes off and everyone in the circle was hooting for me to get naked! I got down to only my boots! I started playing with my little bald druggie pussy and asked James if he still thought I shouldn’t use my body to get what I want. I got on top of him and pulled his hard cock out of his sweat pants! I was just about to cum on his hard cock when some of the other counselors walked in on us fucking in-front of everyone!