You know those ads on TV, the ones that play late night when there is no TV broadcasting. My favorites are the ones
that seem really stupid but you know you want it and would totally use it anyway. The one I have not figured out why they have not invented yes is an attachment dildo or vibrator for your phone. All it would have to do would be enhance the already super powerful vibrations of the cell phone. There has been countless times when I could not find a toy to fuck myself with when I was alone. Better yet, I have been in so many situations where I was
out in public and horny and wet and needed to relive my throbbing wet pussy. I am sick of having to ask my friend to mass text me for like 5 minutes so that I can shove my crappy Nokia in and out of my twat till I cum. I mean on top of that, who wants to go through all of the hassle to waterproofing your more expensive phones so you don’t fuck them up. It feels so good when your cell vibrates on your clitty too, I could see where needing a water proof device would come in handy for on the run squirters. I should invent it then I could be rich and loaded and leave the trailer park. Ha Ha. I would be the rich white trash bitch everyone would be jealous of.
Category: Cum dumpster
Ring my bell
Paying The Tax Man
It had been a great night at the club! I had made a ton of cash but had spent most of it on some candy! I don’t remember too much but I must have been a good night because there was some ugly man sprawled out in my bed, reeking of cum and whiskey!
Maybe if I do a few shots and hit that pipe again, I can get rid of this damn hangover!
It was getting to be late in the morning and I was pretty fucked up again when I heard a knock on the door. Probably that guy forgot something when he left. I didn’t see the need in putting anything on. Hell, he had already violated every fucking hole I have! But it wasn’t him at all. Some suit guy!
I squinted as I looked up and asked him if I could help him. He said that I was past due on my taxes and he was there to serve me with papers to repo. the trailer! What the hell!
I left him standing there and went to the kitchen and grabbed the bottle. The room started to spin so I flopped down on the couch.
He walked over to me and set his brief case down. He ran his hands across my tits and said that maybe we could work something out. I was about to pass out when he shoved his cock in my mouth! I was so drunk, all I could do was lay there. So he flipped me over and stuffed my sloppy wet cunt with that cream stick, drilling me so hard, I thought it would come out of my throat!
He shot that load so deep I could almost taste it!
He didn’t stop until he had dumped his load in every gaping hole!
My lifeless body lay there dripping with thick cream and wet cum farts blowing out of my ass.
He put his papers back in his brief case and told me that I had just bought myself a little time.
He said he would be back in a few days to collect what owed with interest!
I love being a cum whore! Maybe I should hold out on paying for a few more visits!
A Cum Slut Stripper and An Older Whore Walk Into A Bar
I have known Freida for a long time now. She is a single Mom who strips for a living to feed her little girl, and some habits *snort snort* if you catch my drift. Anyway, the truck stop is on her way home from her job and sometimes her and her daughter will stop by. I adore that little girl, she is going to be one fine Stripping fuck slut, I know she makes her Mommy a lot of money. However, the other night it was just Freida and I was so happy about that. Earlier in the day one of the guys asked about her. I told him about her situation so he invited us both out to a bar that he co-owns with his brother. I knew she was tired because she looked like she had been fucked for hours, but I know she loves money and cum, so I knew she would go with me.
Her and I walked into the bar together. Everything stopped. Turned out we were the only two women there. The place was a fucking dump filled with cock. I looked at Freida, she looked at me. We both shrugged then took a seat at the bar. In no time at all the drinks were coming to us fast and free. I have never drank so much Tequila in my life, and I can drink! Freida was face down in some guy’s lap sucking the jizz straight from the source and I had some random guy’s hand working my pussy. I just kept slamming shots while his finger slammed my increasingly wet cunt.Â
I think Freida’s pussy was sore because when I went to lick it she winced! Either that or my tongue was cold from the ice. I spent so much time working her pussy. She tasted like a mixture of beer, cum, and unwashed over fucked pussy. That was alright though, because my cunt tasted the same way. Hey, a girl has to make money some how right? Right! After we were done drinking booze and cum, we went back to this guy’s house with his brother. That is where the fun really began. They sure did like to take pictures. At one point they tried to act all cute and say that if we didn’t do as they said they would use the pictures to blackmail us. Good God, Freida and I had a good laugh at that. I told them, “Sweets, do you really think I would be bothered with you showing my shit off to people? For christ sake, everyone knows what I do, and she is a god damned stripper!” The look on their faces, priceless. That didn’t spoil it though, Freida and I played along with their fantasy and became ‘unwilling’ subjects of their sexual perversions. Worst acting in the history of mankind by the way. It is hard to act unwilling when you will do anything.
All in all Freida and I had a great time. She made some more money, got fucked until she was raw, I got money, and had my pussy used the way a cunt like mine should be. I cannot wait to do it again!Â
Two Whores With A Cum Filled Cunt
I knew she wanted a cum filled cunt as much as I did. Valencia and I waited together downstairs in the hotel lobby. I looked her over and decided she was as trashy as me. Her short skirt barely stretched over her ass, let alone covered her pussy. Her hair was bleached and was ratted above her head like a whore halo. Her top was so tight her tits almost bounced out of it with every step of her walk. Make up was on so thick you could see it almost crack. Thick eyeliner and thicker red lipstick. When I first met this cum whore I knew she would fuck just about anything if the price is right. We sat in the hotel lobby waiting for our signal. We were both paid to take care of the same guy, and I think he liked slutty looking blondes. She could have been my sister. We both got our text and headed upstairs.
Lighting up a smoke we both sat down on the edge of the bed. He motioned for Valencia first and shoved his dripping cock in her mouth. In one motion she swallows it whole. I watched her suck that cock deep and with short gags. She loved being a big dick sucker! The spit drooled out of her mouth and she was holding her breathe nicely
when he told me to get up and bend over the couch. Pushing Valencia on the floor he mounted my ass from behind. Pushing hard and fast while holding on to my hair. My cunt was slapped hard by his nuts and my cunt exploded all over his dick. He pulled out of me and grabbed her by the throat and fucked her nice and hard too. He took turns for a good time. This man came almost every time, which made me and Valencia start to beg to taste it in our mouths.
After a few hours he sat down with a cigar and let us both suck on his massive cock. We both worked it nice and slow. We got nice and high and eventually he wanted to see us eat each others pussies. We did gladly. Her cunt tasted like a cum drunk whore. And all three of us continued like this for a while. When we left his room me and Valencia decided to hit the bar. We were both wired and not done partying yet! What good is a new rock and cash if you did not want to party all night?
Drunk phone sex with Jamie
Is it bad that I’m almost always drunk? Maybe it’s even worse that I don’t care. Being sober is boring and I can’t live like that. All I want to do is get really fucked up and make a total whore of myself, I don’t care about the consequences. Boys want a dirty girl which is exactly what I am, that’s why that flock to me. Other girls can be can jealous if they want and talk trash all they want. No matter what nothing is going to stop me because I’m having too much fun.
Nothing scares me, it just adds to the fun. This morning I woke up in an alley and my panties were missing. At some point during the night I blacked out, but when that happens it just means I had a really good time. My pussy was beat up, I could tell because it was throbbing. Then, when I stood up cum started leaking out.
The last thing I remember was teasing some guys at the beach. I was wearing a white shirt with nothing underneath when I was swimming in the ocean with them. Â By the way they were looking at my big sexy tits told me they all had boners, I didn’t have to check.
Sure, part of me wishes I could remember things when I black out. It would be great if I knew whether all four of them gang banged me or not. Then again sometimes it’s better not knowing because my imagination runs wild. Eventually sometimes I will hear about what happened and a lot of the time it does come close to what I fantasized, but a few times it doesn’t. Either way just hearing about what a filthy whore I was gets my cunt soaking wet. I guess I just have no shame or morals, but is that really a bad thing? Who wants to be with a girl who has all sorts of limits and rules? It’s good that some girls do because that means more boys that want to party with me!!!
I am a nasty cum guzzling slut!
Just looking at my pictures, you will know that I am a trashy, slutty, nasty gal, but if you take the time to read my bio then you will know that I am definitely just as nasty and trashy as I look to be. In fact I am even nastier than you could ever imagine! It’s really not surprising though given the way that I was raised, that this pretty little face and these porn perfect tits are into the nastiest things of all. That’s right you’ve hit the jackpot. I’m your cum eating, toilet play phone sex whore! Yes I am sure you can hardly believe you got so lucky… how on earth could someone as sexy as me be into such nasty and dirty things? Well I guess you’ll come to find out that I am full of surprises. Speaking of full of, I am completely full of couple loads of shit. And I mean literally. Allow me to show you by shitting all over your chest, all slow how you like it and then I’d love to rub it all in too if you’d allow me. That’s not all I have in store for you, what kind of nasty toilet whore would I be if I didn’t have a little pee for you? What would it be, if I did not allow you to force your cock into my ass as I shit? Then spread my legs wide so your shit covered cock and fuck my little cunt. But not before I take my sweet time tasting and sucking your cock. I love to taste my shit and your excited pre-cum all together. Oh let’s see you fuck my tits, rub your shit and my shit all over my tits, pinch my nipples and maybe I can even squeeze out some more piss! Oh how I love to mix our nasty lil juices and even get my lil tastes. And when you finally do cum, I will save it all in a glass so I can really savor the flavor! Don’t you love our nasty play as much as I do?!
Big dick sucker Henrietta
Being a Cum guzzling slut mean I love to suck dick and eat pussy till my belly is full of cum. I even rub my fat cock and cum in a glass for when I’m feeling low.The best and biggest loads come from the giant cocks. I wrap my mouth around the head of that big monster dick and suck it. I make sure that is is soaking wet. I take as much of it as I can down my throat to get him hard, the I bend over and let him shove his giant cock up my tight Tranny Ass. The best big cock is always found on a tranny whore like me. I found these bitches with giant cocks that I couldn’t keep my mouth off of them. I had them both at the same time. I was sucking one off while the other was fucking my ass. Not only am I a cum loving whore I am a Anal sex whore! I want more big cock, blow open ass and rivers of cum down my throat!Â



























