My Phone Sex Line is for Nasty Phonesex

phone sex lineWhen you call my phone sex line,  you never know what you may get. I am usually high as fuck. Depending on what my poison selection of the day, I may be extra raunchy. Me super raunchy? I know hard to believe right? I had a busy phone weekend. In fact, I was on the phone for so long Sunday, I ran out of party supplies. I can’t function sober. I shouldn’t have too. Modern technology is such, however, that I am just a text or an email away from whatever I need.  I texted my drug dealer that I needed a big bag of cocaine ASAP. To sweeten the pot a bit, I told him he could listen to me talking incest with a caller who loves hearing about my dirty past with my daughter and son, as well as the P escapades I have with the school boys in my neighborhood. My dealer loves that nasty phonesex stuff. He has been over a couple times when things got pretty extreme. Instead of being embarrassed, he was turned on. My dealer listened in for a few minutes before pulling out his big black cock. He was trying to get me to suck it on my call. I mean its live phone chat; be kind of hard to pause my caller so I could give head to my dealer. My dealer then put some coke on his cock and dangled it under my nose like a carrot. My caller wouldn’t mind the sound effects I told myself. I just talked with my mouth full. Full of big black dick. My caller got to listen first hand to what a dirty whore I really am. Not sure if he realized the sounds I was making were real or not. I certainly love having a drug dealer that makes emergency house calls. Of course he was rewarded well too. He got to listen this trashy MILF talk dirty, got his cock sucked and he got to fuck me. Who says crime doesn’t pay?

Sinful boners..

Lot lizard sex

I was stuck in Beaver Utah, a shit hole of a little town. A while back some dick-head of a trucker said he could get me to Vegas. Well after he forced his dirty cock into my snatch, he dumped me on the side of the road in Missouri. Since then I have been selling my dirty cum filled pussy for rides, and anything I could snort. My fuck hole was swollen and red by the time I got to Beaver Utah. No one wanted my stinky snapper until I saw them; four young men not old enough to drink yet, dressed in white button down shirt and tie. Pressed black slacks and shiny black shoes. Mormons. Those dumb fuckers are always willing to help someone in need, and their Nevada plates made them my target. I walked to them praising Joseph Smith and begging them for help. Telling them my car broke down and I have been walking for days. I wanted to make it home for my cousin returning home from his mission. These fuckers bought me food for the long drive. It wasn’t long before I noticed the two I was sitting between couldn’t hide their sinful boners with their books of mormon any longer. Even the driver was trying to sneak a peek at my angry beaver. I slid my fingers down to my bald, wet little fuck-hole and started rubbing. Knowing these little fuckers had never seen such a sight, I figured I might as well give them the show of a lifetime!

Anal Cum Dumpster Takes It at the Park

Anal cum dumpsterOh, man. I ran into Junior in the park today, and a good fucking was had. I was just strolling, enjoying the slow changing of the seasons, when he literally bumped into me. Once I saw who it was, I knew immediately that it was no accidental bump. Sure enough, he pulled me back into him, wrapping his arms around me and pressing his raging boner into my ass through my skirt. He walked us a little ways off the path, and the reached between us, undoing his pants and sliding his dick up under my skirt. Just as his cock penetrated my ass, one of his hands reached under the front of my skirt and latched onto my cock. For every thrust that he gave to my ass, his hand stroked my cock, long and hard strokes. It didn’t take long to build me up to a mind-blowing orgasm, and my cum shot all over the ground in front of me just as his own filled my sphincter.

2 Girl Phone Sex – Just Rewards

2 girl phone sexBaby girl brought home a perfect report card, despite that “F” she made week before last. Because of that, I invited my dear friend, Valencia, to help us celebrate! We decided a night on the town, cum dumpster style, was just what the occasion warranted! Valencia knew ALL the best spots on the street, and she took us to her favorite!! After she told the other usual girls on that corner what we were up to, they all agreed to let us take the next guy that came up. The John had NO idea what was going on when he stopped for Valencia, and all 3 of us got in. He started to panic before she told him that she was running a special that night, and he was the specially selected winner. His excitement was so strong that we could all feel it. He drove us out to a secluded area near the river, and then asked us what the deal was.Hookers for hire When we explained, while simultaneously stripping him of his clothes, his excitement got that much better. Valencia and I licked and sucked him all over, but we left his cock and balls for baby girl. She licked, sucked, and stroked him over and over. I had taught her well, because she got him to the brink of cumming so many times that he was begging for release. Valencia and I just grinned at each other as we kept him from being able to do much moving. Finally, baby girl had had enough. She climbed on him and she settled her tiny, tight pussy down over his shaft, and the words and sounds that came out of that man’s mouth! Valencia and I just started giggling while we moved up to kiss and stroke his nipples and mouth. He was as gone as I had ever seen a man; eyes rolled into the back of his head, face flushed, as his body strained toward that release that was sure to come. And sure enough, just as baby girl started to shriek out her orgasm, that man went into some spasms. His body writhed out that orgasm, so taut was it. He must have really needed that release!

Trashy Little Anal Sex Whore

I know you want some of this trashy little anal sex whore so come and get yourself some! You want to know how filthy I can get? Well, you filthy fucker, I’m a gonna give you a quickie of a fucking filth mongering goodness kind of preview here. Yeppers! I want to outline some of the basic kinky filth we can get raunchy with!

Period phone sex: I love to FUCK on my period, and if you haven’t already earned your wings on the blood trail of period fucking goodness, then you best ring me up! FACT: menstrual fluid is the BEST personal lube, so come on and get slippery in my sloppy wet pussy. I promise to suck all that cum and menstrual fluid from that fuck rod of yours.

Enema sex: Mmm… yes, just set me up with an enema full of cum and then fuck the Shit out of my trailer trash whore ass! I’ll defecate on your face, directly into your mouth or in a bedpan and then we can smear it all over my cunt and you can fuck my shitty kitty and cum as much as you want deep in this cunt.

That’s but only a taste, and we can get filthy in so many other ways also, and don’t forget that a hot bukake fest is always welcome! So what filthy fun is it going to be?

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period phone sex

 

fisting whore

fisting whoreI’m in the back of a truck at the bull riding contest. The guy I’m about to get fucked by is a bull rider. He is impotent but that’s okay he can fist fuck me. He pulls up my blue jean skirt to find no panties. He smiles and starts to eat my snatch. He is really good at it. I’m already soaking wet when he stops and inserts two fingers. He also rubs my hard nipples. He thrusts his fingers inside me. Then he has four fingers in my pussy. I’m cumming already but he just sees that as his chance to fist me. He takes his fist and rams it deep inside of me. My cunt is so full I love it! He moves his fist in and out of me. My pussy is pouring out with pleasure. He sticks two fingers into my ass. He starts fucking my ass while his fist is inside my pussy. He ends up fisting my ass and pussy at the same time. It’s almost to much pleasure. He has my pussy pouring juices all down the side of his truck. I love getting fisted. I get his number and watch him compete in the rodeo. What a great night I’m having!

Toilet Sex

toilet sexI was arrested for public intoxication last night. I had to sit in the drunk tank all night long. The officer on duty is a bitch. She made me strip down naked and sit on the cold metal bench. She was in my face screaming at me. She is also a lesbian because she kissed me hard and grabbed my tits. She made me spread my legs open and lay down. I didn’t have a choice but to listen to her. Plus I’m always ready to fuck haha. She took her baton and shoved it into  my snatch. She left it deep inside me as she stripped down naked. It was stretching my pussy open but was actually turning me on. She got on top of me and pissed on my stomach. She smacked me and told me I was a trashy slut. I spit at her face. She took the baton and started ramming it into me over and over. I hurt so bad. I screamed in pain and pleasure. She sat on my face and made me eat her cunt. I gave it all I had. Eating that pussy until she came all over me. She removed the baton and hit my ass with it a few times. I was drunk so the pain didn’t affect me. I love how even getting arrested I get my sex fix.

I like women too

Cheap phone sexI like being a whore, I love getting paid to fuck and suck men. I also sometimes fuck women, though it isn’t as common. I have been paid to service five girls and each time was better and better. I love their soft skin and how they smell so sweet. The way they taste is even better, their sweet cum and their pussy juice is so delicious. I love getting the chance to have a female client and lay with her touching he skin, kissing up and down her body and making her cum. I love watching a woman arch and spasm in my bed. It makes me so wet and makes me want to spend even more time with her. I just love fucking women.

I can’t get enough ass to mouth!

anal sex whoreI swear sometimes I am just too filthy for some people but I can’t help it, I was born to be a nasty freak! Take ass to mouth for instance, a lot of girls act like they are too good to lick their own ass juice off of a guy’s cock but I fucking love it! Mmmm fuck my ass until it’s raw… or better yet, fuck my ass when it’s dirty as fuck and filled with shit, I want to lick chunks of shit off your dick. What can I say? I need it nasty! My friend Mike understands my needs, he came over last night and fucked me the way I like it best. He licked my asshole and got me all primed up before he shoved his giant cock inside my dirty asshole! I could feel the shit lubing me up as he fucked me, we were making a huge mess but I didn’t even care, it felt way too good to stop. I came so hard when he filled my ass with cum… and cleaning off that filthy shit covered dick was total bliss!

Creampie slut only for ten bucks

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I was at home when I noticed that I had completely ran out of alcohol. I began to freak out since I wasn’t drunk already and it was like seven in morning. So I rushed over to the local drug store pulled the money out of my bra to pay the dude. It turns out that I was like fucking ten dollars short. So I looked at the register guy and told him that if he gives me ten dollars right now I would fuck his brains out and let him stick it in every hole. He laughed out loud thinking I was being stupid and pulling a prank on him. I reached under my shirt unbuttoned my bra and tossed it at him. He caught my bra and looked at me in total shock. I pulled my shirt up exposing my tits and asked him if we had a deal. He gave me the ten bucks and I followed him to the back of the store, and entered the employees only room. We locked the door and I got really nasty. I swallowed his cock, I deep throated it so well his eyes rolled into the back of his head. I had him titty fuck me while I blew him. Then I got on top of him and fucked his cock until he blew two loads inside of me for each hole. I guess a girl has to do what a girl has to do , and I for one am very thirsty.