I kinda felt like JWoww off of that lame ass show Jersey Shore. I knew she was famous for pissing in public. I personally had to do more than piss, and couldn’t wait any longer! Let me recap for ya. I’ve been partying pretty hard with spring break coming up, nothing like a couple pregame parties to get things going for a fun filled week…or so. When I start drinking I can’t stop…you can just call me your wild thing. I was so fucking wasted I knew I would not make it up the hill to the house for the bathroom…I didn’t just have to piss I knew I had to shit too so I just stumbled off into the woods. I was so drunk, I really thought I was alone. I had squatted down and pissed already and was working on shitting too when all of a sudden I heard a laugh. I looked back and this hot guy was standing a few feet away from me with his chubby cock out, pissing. I think we were both turned on from our nasty similarities. Can you imagine the mess we got into next? We finished our shitting and pissing on each other and ended this wild night with a nice hardcore ass fucking…that naturally led to a lot of ass to mouth as what kind of girl would I be if I didn’t like to taste my own ass and shit?
My Phone Sex Line is Always No Limits
My phone sex line is always no limits and no taboos. I am not the kind of lady that says no. In fact, I am not a lady at all. I am a dirty whore. This morning, I was a blasphemous whore. Last week, a group of ladies from the local church decided they needed to stop by and save my soul. In the process, they thought it would be acceptable behavior to shame my lifestyle. They told me I was lacking the sort of moral code a parent should posses when raising little ones. They don’t know the half of it either. Well, I do not take too kindly to strangers coming into my home attempting to judge me. So this morning, I took my oldest daughter to church with me under the false premise that we were there to atone for our sins. My husband makes enough money to bail me out of trouble, so I push the envelope whenever the need arises.
Midway through worship, I stood up and let my coat fall to the ground so that I was in nothing but thigh highs and high heels in front of a shocked uppity congregation. I started singing blasphemous songs and fucking my cunt with a cross. I laid down on a church pew in front of the pulpit so my teen daughter could eat my twat. Some of the men began jacking off, much to the chagrin of their morally upright bitch wives. A few of the husbands of the very same women who pretty much told me I was going to hell gathered around my daughter and I so they could cum on our faces. The preacher was speechless. I tore pages from the Bible wiped my dripping wet cunt and tossed them in the coffers. My daughter tossed the prude club the cross that had been up my cunt and told them to remove the stick out of their asses and mind their own fucking business. Don’t think they will be coming around my house again anytime soon.
Trashy Milf Gets Caught By Young One
I was so damn horny. I stretched out on the couch masturbating my sloppy wet pussy and daydreaming. Nothing was working for me today, not even my very favorite toy. I spied my daughter’s softball bat by the door and grabbed it. Before long, I had my pussy stretched out enough to accommodate the large end of it. I worked feverishly to get myself off, fantasizing about young pussies and cocks and how delectable they are.
I was close to reaching orgasm when I opened my eyes and saw the cutest little thing staring at me. Apparently, I had forgotten to lock the door and she had let herself in. She told me her name was Treasure and my daughter had invited her. I was so embarrassed. I started to pull the bat out of my pussy. She said “No, let me help. My family and I help each other all the time”. She did not need to tell me twice. She wrapped her hands around the bat and leaned her mouth in to begin licking my pussy as she began to fuck me hard with the bat. It took only a few minutes before her talented tongue and her experienced hands had me coming like crazy. She was not lying when she said her family and her did it all the time because this little teen knew what she was doing. Once I finished riding the high of my orgasm, I returned the favor and eat her sweet little pussy til she came all over my face, damn near drowning me in her flood of juice.
A few moments later, my daughter came home. She said she knew Treasure and I would like each other and she invited her over just for me. My girl can be so considerate of her nasty Mommy sometime.
Craigslist Personal Ads
I was scrolling through Craigslist on my first computer. I was able to finally afford it through stripping full time. I didn’t even know that Craigslist had a “personal” section for M4F. I had to take a peak. I did and wow! What I saw sure made me really god damn horny!! All these men were asking for a strong redneck woman who had a submissive streak. That sounds exactly like me! I’m not a southern belle, I don’t have a real strong accent either…but when I get turned on and going, boy it comes out. I made a little list of all these guy’s phone numbers and what exactly they wanted to do. The thrill of meeting a stranger and letting them have their way with me got my panties soaking wet. I have to call them all right after my shift. Hopefully I can get off work and then really fucking get off to something nice and hard.
Live Phone Sex Booty Call
In a live phone sex session I arranged for a booty call with one of my favorite BBC guys. As the anal sex whore and size queen that I am I was quick to jump. I took down his address, but somehow transposed the numbers in his apartment addy. Well, I show up dressed rather scantily when I showed up at the wrong place!
The apartment I showed up at was some young college frat guys and well, they weren’t going to let me get away! I was pulled in and ended up in a forced fucking session as the gangbang whore I am. I was planning on a BBC, but wasn’t planning on multiple BBC’s and some hot druggy phone sex fun.
With my cum filled cunt I was finally able to get away and contact my missed booty call. He was just a little on the pissed site (angry pissed as well as drunk pissed). He gave me the correct number again and wanted me to come by nonetheless.