When you just gotta go…

golden shower sex storiesI kinda felt like JWoww off of that lame ass show Jersey Shore. I knew she was famous for pissing in public. I personally had to do more than piss, and couldn’t wait any longer! Let me recap for ya. I’ve been partying pretty hard with spring break coming up, nothing like a couple pregame parties to get things going for a fun filled week…or so. When I start drinking I can’t stop…you  can just call me your wild thing. I was so fucking wasted I knew I would not make it up the hill to the house for the bathroom…I didn’t just have to piss I knew I had to shit too so I just stumbled off into the woods. I was so drunk, I really thought I was alone. I had squatted down and pissed already and was working on shitting too when all of a sudden I heard a laugh. I looked back and this hot guy was standing a few feet away from me with his chubby cock out, pissing. I think we were both turned on from our nasty similarities. Can you imagine the mess we got into next? We finished our shitting and pissing on each other and ended this wild night with a nice hardcore ass fucking…that naturally led to a lot of ass to mouth as what kind of girl would I be if I didn’t like to taste my own ass and shit?

Shitting in the Shower

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I was on break at the truckstop when one of my customers walked in. He was a great tipper and I had given him extra service many times. He smiled at me and told me to meet him in the shower. I knew exactly what he wanted. He was a scat man who got off on having me play with his poop. I agreed to meet him in the truckstop shower. In case you didn’t know, most large truckstops have private shower rooms where weary truckers can pay to get a shower.
He was the same thing every time. He would piss all over my tits, make me suck his cock, and then he would take a squat over my mouth and fill it up with chocolate delight. I loved to watch his asshole expand as a log of shit protruded. I’d open my toilet mouth and feel the tasty squish as it entered my lips. Then he’d watch me swish it through my teeth and give him a shitty smile. Made him blow that load every time.
Suddenly, the door opened and my boss peeked in. “Make sure you lock the door. OMG, what the fuck?” He couldn’t move as the turd dropped from the truckers asshole into my eager mouth. Fascinated and aroused, I saw him pull his own cock out and shut the door. He leaned quietly against the wall, watching me in filthy action as I gulped and swallowed. I smiled through my shit-eating grin at both of them and they blew their loads at the same time. I was so proud of myself.

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Phone Sex Line Truck Stop Fantasies

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My phone sex line guys always have the most fun. We think of the nastiest fantasies that go on…especially at truck stop. So many things happen at truck stops at night time. It’s like an ongoing party. A total free for all usually. There are so many skanky chicks out in their best hooker outfits. Some wear wigs, or have holes in their tights, and of course all have on heavy makeup. I had just gotten off of work so I was still wearing my tight mini skirt and a half shirt…if you could even call it that. The bottoms of my tits were hanging out for everyone to see. Lots of the truckers were cat calling from across the parking lot. I knew I could have anyone of them but I had a specific trucker in mind. His name was Oliver and what a dirty pig he was. He was just what I needed tonight after a long day at the club. I wanted someone with no limits. Someone who would make me do anything he wanted. His truck was parked at the very end. He only makes it to this truck stop a few times a year since he is so busy. Once I spotted his truck, I just hopped right in. He had a few lines of coke waiting for me. He loves to get me all hyped up and focused before using me. I had a goal for tonight too. I wanted Oliver’s fucking piss all over me. I wanted to be his naughty whore that he would never forget, the whore that was located at this truck stop so he would have to come back more. I was going to take his piss down my throat like a champ. Fucking gag on it and have it come back out my nose. Then if I got any on the seats, I was just going to have to lick it up right in front of him like a pathetic whore…and that’s exactly what I did.

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My Phone Sex Line is Always No Limits

phone sex line lilibethMy phone sex line is always no limits and no taboos. I am not the kind of lady that says no. In fact, I am not a lady at all. I am a dirty whore. This morning, I was a blasphemous whore. Last week, a group of ladies from the local church decided they needed to stop by and save my soul. In the process, they thought it would be acceptable behavior to shame my lifestyle. They told me I was lacking the sort of moral code a parent should posses when raising little ones. They don’t know the half of it either. Well, I do not take too kindly to strangers coming into my home attempting to judge me. So this morning, I took my oldest daughter to church with me under the false premise that we were there to atone for our sins. My husband makes enough money to bail me out of trouble, so I push the envelope whenever the need arises.

trailer trash whore lilibethMidway through worship, I stood up and let my coat fall to the ground so that I was in nothing but thigh highs and high heels in front of a shocked uppity congregation. I started singing blasphemous songs and fucking my cunt with a cross. I laid down on a church pew in front of the pulpit so my teen daughter could eat my twat. Some of the men began jacking off, much to the chagrin of their morally upright bitch wives. A few of the husbands of the very same women who pretty much told me I was going to hell gathered around my daughter and I so they could cum on our faces. The preacher was speechless. I tore pages from the Bible wiped my dripping wet cunt and tossed them in the coffers. My daughter tossed the prude club the cross that had been up my cunt and told them to remove the stick out of their asses and mind their own fucking business. Don’t think they will be coming around my house again anytime soon.

Fucking the Tax Man

stripper sex storiesI was just opening the doors to let in some of my girls who were early for their shift at the club. Standing with them is a weaselly looking man in a suit. He asks me if I am the manager. I inform him I am the manager on duty. He tells me he needs to talk to me in my office and shows me his ID, showing he is from the IRS. I allow him in, but ask him to wait outside my office for a few minutes. I call the owner and he tells me he is not coming down there and to “handle it”. He told me he would make it worth my while to take care of this tax prick. Great,  what the fuck do I know about handling the IRS?

I let him in to my office where he begins showing me figures, saying the owners had been negligent in paying their taxes and he would be shutting us down, effective immediately. This was the busiest night of the week and I really didn’t need to lose this job because  of the owners being dumb fucks. At least they paid well. I tried everything in my power to work something out with him, even coming on to the little pimple faced geek. He finally tells me if he can fuck Janelle, the girl he had been talking to outside, he would let us stay open tonight and we could work something out.

I go to talk it over with Janelle. She tells me no way in hell is she putting her fine pussy on that ugly fucker’s cock. After all, she has standards. I ask her if she would do it for a new Louis Vuitton purse. She thinks on it and finally tells me to get on that cock it will take a Louis Vuitton purse and a pair of Prada pumps. I agree and bring her back into my office.

She begins by doing a strip tease and a lap dance on this ugly as man. She pulls his cock out and it isn’t much to brag about, but sufficient for the job. She goes down on him giving him head like his cock is the finest candy in the world. She looked so sexy doing it, I began to get turned on, and had to pull out my favorite vibrating buddy and start working on myself. He pulled his cock out of her mouth and instructed her to bend over. She did just that. She took his cock right up her pretty little pussy. He was so worked up, he lasted a very short amount of time before he was blowing his load in her twat. By the time she finished, the tax man had decided a mistake had been made and the owners actually owed very little in back taxers and we were allowed to stay open!

Janelle had saved the day! Tomorrow morning, we will be hitting the stores with the owners charge card. Girl time fun!

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Getting Caught with a Cum Filled Cunt

cum filled cuntYou ever get caught doing something nasty? Story of my life. I’m such a whore that I always have a cum filled cunt. The other day it was more full than normal. My daughter’s boyfriend was at the house when I came home from an all night bender of cock and coke. My cum drenched cunt  was spilling down my legs when I walked in my trailer and found my daughter’s boyfriend jacking off with my panties. “Some one’s being a bad boy,” I said as I walked towards him. He jumped off the couch, tried to apologize but I wasn’t haven’t any empty apology. Boys are only sorry they got caught. I sat on the couch, spread my legs and pointed to my pussy. He kneeled before me and started lapping at my cream filled pussy. He had no idea what he was licking up. Silly boy thought I was just happy to see him. I was happy to have a creampie guzzler waiting for me.

creampie slutAs he was guzzling up the spunk in my cunt my daughter walked in on us. She was pissed too. Not that her boyfriend was licking her mommy’s twat, but that I had duped him into being a creampie slut. She ordered him away from my pussy. Poor little lap dog crawled over to my daughter like he had just pissed the floor or something. I had a shit eating grin on my face because he licked up a gallon of cum in my pussy totally clueless about what he had done too. My daughter ordered me on the ground. I’m not a submissive whore by a long stretch unless you have a big black cock. However, I was curious what she had in store as my punishment. I did as I was told out of curiosity not fear. My daughter is a whore just like her mommy, she pushed the cum she had stored up in her cunt into my mouth while her boyfriend jacked his dick. She looked him in the eyes and said, “My mom made you her creampie eating bitch, now I make her mine.” He shot his load almost instantly.

You want to be my creampie bitch? I’m a trashy MILF so my pussy is always full of cum. Hell, my ass is too.

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I remember the first time I got caught playing with my own piss and shit. My daddy walked in on me while I was in the bathroom. I should have been taking a shower, but he found me playing in the toilet bowl. He stuck my face into the toilet and ask me how I like to sit on my face. When I told him I like that he pulled me out of the toilet and smart and then I put my face back in.

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That’s when it clicked to me that I love getting hit by my daddy and having sit on my face. My daddy was so fucking drunk he kept my head and not toilet and he fucked my tight ass hole until I shit on his dick. He pulled me out of the toilet and made me suck his cock clean until he was ready to cum in my mouth. He asked me if I needed to drink to wash down the shit and cum that I ate. He made me pay for his warm piss. I begged him to piss in my mouth and let me swallow every drop. That is why I’m a piss and whore shit for now.

Trashy Milf Gets Caught By Young One

trashy milfI was so damn horny. I stretched out on the couch masturbating my sloppy wet pussy and daydreaming. Nothing was working for me today, not even my very favorite toy. I spied my daughter’s softball bat by the door and grabbed it. Before long, I had my pussy stretched out enough to accommodate the large end of it. I worked feverishly to get myself off, fantasizing about young pussies and cocks and how delectable they are.

I was close to reaching orgasm when I opened my eyes and saw the cutest little thing staring at me.  Apparently, I had forgotten to lock the door and she had let herself in. She told me her name was Treasure and my daughter had invited her. I was so embarrassed. I started to pull the bat out of my pussy. She said “No, let me help. My family and I help each other all the time”. She did not need to tell me twice. She wrapped her hands around the bat and leaned her mouth in to begin licking my pussy as she began to fuck me hard with the bat. It took only a few minutes before her talented tongue and her experienced hands had me coming like crazy. She was not lying when she said her family and her did it all the time because this little teen knew what she was doing. Once I finished riding the high of my orgasm, I returned the favor and eat her sweet little pussy til she came all over my face, damn near drowning me in her flood of juice.

A few moments later, my daughter came home. She said she knew Treasure and I would like each other and she invited her over just for me. My girl can be so considerate of her nasty Mommy sometime.

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I was scrolling through Craigslist on my first computer. I was able to finally afford it through stripping full time. I didn’t even know that Craigslist had a “personal” section for M4F. I had to take a peak. I did and wow! What I saw sure made me really god damn horny!! All these men were asking for a strong redneck woman who had a submissive streak. That sounds exactly like me! I’m not a southern belle, I don’t have a real strong accent either…but when I get turned on and going, boy it comes out. I made a little list of all these guy’s phone numbers and what exactly they wanted to do. The thrill of meeting a stranger and letting them have their way with me got my panties soaking wet. I have to call them all right after my shift. Hopefully I can get off work and then really fucking get off to something nice and hard.

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 In a live phone sex session I arranged for a booty call with one of my favorite BBC guys. As the anal sex whore and size queen that I am I was quick to jump. I took down his address, but somehow transposed the numbers in his apartment addy. Well, I show up dressed rather scantily when I showed up at the wrong place!

The apartment I showed up at was some young college frat guys and well, they weren’t going to let me get away! I was pulled in and ended up in a forced fucking session as the gangbang whore I am. I was planning on a BBC, but wasn’t planning on multiple BBC’s and some hot druggy phone sex fun.

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With my cum filled cunt I was finally able to get away and contact my missed booty call. He was just a little on the pissed site (angry pissed as well as drunk pissed). He gave me the correct number again and wanted me to come by nonetheless.