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Cum Dumpster Queen

Cum dumpster

You guys already know that I’m the cum dumpster queen, but now it’s fucking official!  I made more men cum all over me in one night than most women do in their entire lives.  I was showered in shaft juice and basically took a bukkake bath last night at the truck stop by my trailer park.  I had so many truckers jacking off all over me, I couldn’t count them all!  Luckily, that wasn’t my job.

All I had to do was please every pecker that came my way, complete with taking the cum shot.  A couple of them got so hot that they couldn’t help busting their nuts inside of me and filling me up with their hot and gooey creampies.  Most of them did it right though and blasted me with their sticky ball batter.  I was jerking and sucking, riding and fucking all god damned night long!  It was a hopping night at the truck stop, but it usually is whenever I’m there.

Some of the girls took a handful of spunk sprayings before tapping out, others were more ‘bout it and got hosed down by more than a dozen dongs.  One cum guzzling slut kept swallowing all of the loads that she was given, that kind of defeats the purpose.  You’ll never see swallowed semen again, at least creampies can drip out of your cunt for everyone to enjoy.  As for me, I took hot cock shots from sixty two guys and barely broke a sweat.  Everything I touched got all greasy and slimed up, even the lovely bouquet of roses I was given for being the truck stop bukkake queen.  That’s cool, I always wear every drop of dick cream that drips its way onto me as a badge of honor!

High Class Trailer Trash Whore

Trailer trash whore

If you want to get the biggest bang for your buck when you rent a trailer trash whore, just treat her like she’s made of gold and she’ll show you the best time you’ve ever had.  I’m serious, handle my low class lolitas like they’re the uptown girl of your dreams and they’ll graciously show their gratitude by giving you a lot more than just a little gash.  That’s a tip straight from their she-pimp, Bud, I’d take it and run with it if I were you.

The poor teen pussy sellers in my park don’t get taken out to fancy dinners or to the opera or a play at the theater or wherever you rich fucks like to go to spend stupid amounts of money.  Do you think my teen whores have ever stayed at a Ritz-Carlton or the god damned Whitley when they aren’t hooking?  They go on dates at the Dairy Queen, Dude, putt-putt and a bottle of Southern Comfort is the wooing they’re used to.  When they’re taking a hard fucking from the local tricks it’s usually behind a building or dumpster or in the backseat of a car, maybe a dirty mattress thrown on the ground.  Do you think they ever get to lay in a luxurious bed?  Rarely, if ever.

Take her out to the most expensive restaurant you can think of, she’ll jerk you off under the table for it, for sure.  Buy her a ticket to the ballet and she’ll blow you in the din of the theater without question.  Rent a luxury suite for the night and she’ll do anything you tell her to do.  Anything.  Are you hearing me?  It’s amazing what you can get from a penniless teen prostitute just by showing her what it’s like to be a high class cum dumpster for a little bit.  Just the fluffy bed will score you free anal, guaranteed!


Freebie From a Big Dick Sucker

Big dick sucker

I’m not just a big dick sucker because I get paid for it, I suck big dicks because I like to suck big dicks!  Having my mouth stuffed full of man meat makes me horny as hell.  Sucking on a slinky little pencil dick just doesn’t do it for me.  Anyone packing less than a mouthful in their pants absolutely has to pay me to get blown.  Got a big ol’ bone that I can really sink my teeth into, figuratively of course, and you just might be able to talk me into a pro bono boner blowy.

No offense to all of you small to average sized men out there, I know you need to get some head, too.  You just have to make sure you have some cash on you to get me to do it, I don’t give freebies to anyone with less than six inches of fuck stick.  If you can’t trash the back of my throat then my money making muff won’t get all gooey and if my gash doesn’t drip when I suck your dick then there’s just no way I’m going to give it to you for free.  Sorry, that’s the way the sloppy wet cum cookie crumbles. 

Don’t get it twisted, I’m not saying I’ll give every guy with a great big hog free blowjobs.  What are you, high or something?  No, it takes more than size to titillate my trashy twat, a man has to be able to work it right, too.  How do you turn a seasoned trailer trash whore on so much that she gives you free deepthroat blowjobs?  Have the equipment needed for the job and then fuck her face like she’s the one who owes you money.  Almost works every time.


No Boundaries Blonde Fucking

Blonde fucking

I’ve had my skinny, flat chested blonde fucking so many freaks lately that I think she’s made enough to pay her college tuition for a couple of years in just the last few months!  Everyone has been ordering up my fair haired, soft skinned little fuck doll lately.  I don’t know what the big deal is, but young looking pretty blonde girls with no tits and even less inhibitions are really hot right now.  Luckily I have a golden haired nymph of a sex goddess to satisfy all of their kinky urges.

My bony blonde beauty is really versatile, her specialty is whatever kind of naughty nookie you’re after.  She gets lots of prick pleasing practice, definitely one of the hottest whores in my lineup.  If there’s a way to make a cock cum, she’s done it.  Pussy, ass, mouth, of course she uses the standard slut toolkit to get a guy’s goo, but she won’t hesitate to let you fuck any part of her that you want.

Need a foot job?  She has the softest, finest little feet you’ll ever have the pleasure of jizzing on, I guarantee it.  Her armpits are perfect for pumping in and out of and you can do the same with the backs of her knees.  Men use her lovely golden locks to masturbate with and leave big wads of spunk in her mop, making her whole head really messy and sticky.  Seriously, you can do whatever you want to her, she’ll love it.  Throat her out, test that gag reflex of hers.  That blonde bimbo is a real big dick sucker, I’d be surprised if she even has one anymore.  Pretty much the only thing you can’t really do to her is titty fuck her, but you can sure as hell have fun trying!


Using Reverse Gangbang Whores

Gangbang whore

When a guy orders up a bunch of bitches to fuck him reverse gangbang whore style, it’s basically an excuse for all of us trailer park sluts to get out and party with each other.  It’s like a paid working vacation, especially if he rents our rotten holes to escort him around for a couple of days.  There’s not a better way for a whore to earn her money than by ganging up on a guy with her prostitute pals and using his dick however, wherever and whenever they want.

One of my clients wanted me and four of my freakiest foxes to hang all over him and make him feel like some sort of high rolling whore hound for the weekend.  He figured maybe it would get him more attention from regular women.  Me and my skanky scags usually have to stroke egos just as much as we have to stroke cocks, teaming up and doing it together to help a client is no sweat.  With five fun fuck loving sperm suckers at his beck and call, we kept him more than occupied for the entire time he had us.

He wanted to go to the club and show us off to all of the bitches there who don’t usually give him the time of day.  We knew exactly how to handle it and had him stripped out of his clothes before the third bottle of champagne showed up.  With five hot chicks hanging off of his rock hard rod, the other girls in the place couldn’t help but to take notice of his extra nice package.  We took turns jerking and blowing him until a couple of the random club girls came over and joined in on the fun.

See what I mean?  Once the regular girls took notice of our trick, we were nothing more than five sexy prostitutes who were paid to watch some people fuck in a night club.  Of course we had an after party at his place and several other slutty club chicks hung out for the entire weekend with us.  Sure, we had to let him bang us as much as he wanted but it wasn’t that much considering all of the other slits he had at his fingertips.  All of us made sure he got plenty of pussy and we got plenty of prick!  He hatched a pretty good plan, not gonna lie.  Happy he used me and my cum chugging crew to help him get it done!


Sexy Prostitutes in the Morning

Sexy prostitutes

I don’t know about you but I love the smell of sexy prostitutes in the morning!  When they’re all freshly showered and haven’t taken any loads yet for the day, they’re so hot and sweet and ready to be railed that I have a hard time keeping my hands off of them.  Lucky for me, I don’t have to control myself.  I own all of those swollen little slut slits, I can do whatever I want to them without paying a single penny.  Being the hooker queen of the trailer court cums with its advantages!

I like to start my mornings with the three C’s… coffee, cannabis and cunt cream.  I guess that’s four C’s but you get it.  I get caffeinated and take care of my head a bit then call one of my girls over to let me be the first one to get into her gash for the day.  I lay my chosen chick up on my dining room table so I can lean down and lap at her labia and suck on her clit with ease.  I even have her hold onto the joint or bowl so we can both get super stoned while I slurp up her slore slop.

I munch away at that muff and finger fuck her really good until she squirts all over my face and into my coffee cup.  Nothing makes a cup of joe taste better than hot whore cunt juice.  If you haven’t tried it, I know a couple of early birds who would love to get your worm.  If you get one with an extra moist and sloppy pussy, it’s probably because she was at my trailer first.  You most likely won’t be eating a cum filled cunt.


Shemale Phone Sex Ass-Pussy Sale

Shemale phone sex

My trailer trash tranny is having a New Year’s ass-pussy sale for all of you shemale phone sex freaks out there!  Her whore hole is wet and horny and half price for anyone who’s willing to ride it bareback and creampie her crack for her.  If you don’t mind taking a chance with a skanky white trash cream queen then my shemale money maker is just the man-chick for you.

You can’t beat a half off ass hump in exchange for the privilege of not wearing a condom.  Most prostitutes have to really trust you to let you run it in them skin to skin, but not her.  She’ll let you gape out her crap gash and drain your nuts deep inside of her like all the other guys that paid to penetrate her today. No guarantee that you won’t have a foamy cream fulled fuck from all the other guys jizz that got pumped in her rectum, but you probably don’t care about that.

Don’t worry, she’ll dick you down too.  She’s an old pro, she’ll put on a prophylactic before taking your ass to pound town, no worries.  Unless you don’t mind taking a hot, gooey shot in your backdoor like her.  If you want the cream, she’ll give it to you no problem.  That trampy shemale might even give you a special on some tranny phone sex if she likes how tight your asshole is.  You never know, but you gotta take her fat, veiny cock in your butt to find out!


Too Cold to Stroll

Freaky phone sex

It’s really fucking cold and snowy outside, your best bet for a fun Christmas is some festive freaky phone sex with me and my hot trailer court whores.  We’re not going anywhere, us southern girls aren’t used to all of this frozen bullshit.  None of us are going out on the stroll in this weather, we’re going to stay put and sell our slutty pussies here in the park.  If you want to bang us out this weekend, you’re going to have to come to us.  

I’ll be honest, we don’t even own winter clothes.  What would a streetwalker wear in winter weather that would entice a john to rent their slits for a bit?  Staying warm and advertising the goods don’t really go hand in hand and I don’t want my girls to get frostbite on their fuckholes just to turn a trick.  I’m perfectly fine with my hos only humping on the horny hypothermic slut hounds that come to their door.  It’ll get warmer soon and we make plenty of cash when there isn’t a negative ten degree windchill outside, we’re going to be fine.

I’m not even opening my door and selling my cooze for cash this Christmas.  My space heaters are working hard, I’m not trying to kill them by fanning the door for all of my cunt craving customers and letting that frigid air inside.  I’ll be here under my blankets, nice and cozy, hanging out on my cell and having taboo phonesex with like minded men who aren’t into freezing their balls off for a little freaky fuck action.  Sounds like the perfect plan to me.  Drunk Santa might come by to pay a visit to all of us homebound whores bearing liquor and drugs for everyone he fucks, but I won’t be letting him into my place.  The other girls can have him if they want, I just want to stay warm!


Caroline’s Anal Sex Whore Holiday Party

Anal sex whore


If you want to come to my Anal Sex Whore Holiday Party then you better let me know in a hurry!  We can only pack so many perverts into my buddy’s little bar and the butt fucking slut slots are filling up quicker than a hot whore takes it in all of her holes because all of my regular rectum ramming clients have already R.S.V.P.’d!  If you want to cram your package into a bunch of hooker butts and blow your cream deep inside of as many shitty cum caves as you can on Christmas Day, then you need to call now!

The drinks are as cheap as they are cold and the action is just as nasty as you want it to be at the Bony Bottom Saloon, you’ll always find a good time when you visit.  The Christmas blow-outs are where it’s at, though.  My friend and his wife love this time of year most of all and are great at giving back to their patrons and community.  This year, I’m helping them out and offering up a couple of handfuls of whores who love to get paid for taking hard cocks straight up their asses.  Nothing turns a party up faster than freaky anal fucking with everyone watching, I don’t care what kind of shindig it is!

Of course there’ll be tons of specials, dancing and dirty raffle giveaways but there are all kinds of other gifts and treats in store for you, as if banging out a bunch of horny anal loving whores wasn’t enough!  Find yourself under some mistletoe with a paid ho and get some sloppy cock kisses.  Catch the Elf with No Self-Esteem and her tight teen ass is yours until you’re done with it.  If you want a bit of jolly joy in your asshole, you can sit on Santa’s lap and show him how good of a boy you are, he’ll be tending bar, getting head and fucking as many crapholes as he can!  Better hurry up and call if you want in.  Get yourself a teen anal whore for the holidays while you can!


Sorority Girls Fucking Old Guys is Safe

Sorority girls fucking

It’s easy as hell to get some stupid sorority girls fucking for money.  All I do is bring some of my cunt loving clients to their dumbass house and show them that they can use their horny little holes to make all the cash they need to get through college.  Letting one or two old guys a day blow their dusty loads all over them will put more money in those sorority sluts’ pockets than working for hours a day at any bookstore or cafeteria.  I just do the hooker math for them and present them with a living example of the mature meat they’ll be pleasuring, the rest is up to them.

Sorority sisters are fucking freaks with major daddy issues.  If I do happen to find one with her head on straight I just flash her a smile, give her my card and move onto the next nasty little lady.  That doesn’t happen a lot, there aren’t many street smarties in any sorority.  I can find plenty of naive nellies willing to give hoing for golden oldies a try, some of the house mothers, too.  Having a few college crews on my roster of sexy prostitutes is great for my bank account and theirs!

Look, a buck doesn’t stretch nearly as far as it used to.  The way I see it, I’m doing those dumb college chicks a cum filled favor.  Hell, I even do a little on the job hooker training with them just to make sure they can handle it!  I give them a way to pay for all of their schooling plus connect them with some good ol’ geriatric tricks that will always treat them like gold.  Those senile snatch hounds love fresh meat so much, it’s probably the thought of showing them the ways of the flesh, even if they had to pay to do it. The stupid sorority sluts get laid, paid and linked up with some old dudes to help them fuck away their daddy issues.  It’s the safest way to get a girl into hooking.  If I put those tramps on the stroll and make them work the streets with my seasoned whores, they’d get eaten alive.