What I did for a Klondike bar!!!

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We’d been fucking at his trailer all day when we took a break. Sitting in the kitchen drinking a Milwaukee’s Best beer together, I was feeling fine. I’d been trying to get with him for a long time but he had this girlfriend that he was obsessed with. Everyone in our small town had heard the stories about this gangsta freak. She wasn’t even allowed to go to the bathroom alone. She got tired of his weird ways and kinky sex, I guess, and took off with someone else.

“I’ve got a treat for you.” he said, reaching into the freezer as we smoked a joint.  He brought out a container filled with what looked like chocolate covered bananas. He carried it back into the bedroom with us. We were higher than kites and fucking like bunnies when he brought out one of the treats. I felt him rub it against my pussy and slide it into my battered asshole. It felt so good and cooling. I arched to take more as he alternately fucked my shithole with the frozen dildo and his hot cock.

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He grabbed me by the hair and forced my mouth to his dick. His Kentucky blacksnake was long and thick. One taste and I knew it wasn’t ice cream. It was shit. He was fucking me with frozen shit!!! I could feel the thawed shit sliding down the backs of my thighs as he rammed his dick into my mouth. I knew immediately that it was his girlfriend’s shit. He really was obsessed with her. I was getting my first taste of a Kentucky Klondike bar and I was loving it. A normal girl would be puking, but not me. I am the total potty play girl.  I slurped every bit of her poop off his cock as he creamed into my mouth, calling out her name.

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We are still together and we often enjoy one of Latisha’s tasty treats with a cold beer. It makes for some hot and sloppy sex. We’ve started freezing some of mine too, for later.  What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Dirty Phone Sex Mommy Gets Revenge

Ex Spouse Day, what kind of fucked up day is this, other than a good day for a dirty phone sex whore to get revenge on her ex. I think I will lure him over with talk of some partying going on. We will hang a little and then I will go over and flirt with the five black guys that I also invited over. The ex understands it’s my dealer and few of his buddies.

My flirting with these black guys turned into me working on blowing all five of the BBC’s in my face as my ex watches on. We proceed to undressing and getting me on my back as the five BBC’s find a spot to pump. I’m taking all of these cocks now and telling my ex how fucking good it feels to be fucked good! I carry on and once I am filled with cum I make him come clean my creampied pussy out. I proceed to make him suck off one of the big black cocks also allowing me to call him a big dick sucker.

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Fisting Whore Amara

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I love nothing more than pushing my own personal limits. So the other night I called a couple fuck buddies of mine up. I didn’t lead on or give them any hints on what I had in mind. When they arrived I was all slutted up in some black lace and stilettos. On the kitchen table I had an assortment of lubes. I looked at their crotches and could see their dicks jumping around inside their pants. As their minds were probably going a million miles a minute. I am sure they were thinking two guys and a bunch of lube. They thought their asses were about to get fucked and stretched. Oh no….I had something much more pleasurable for myself in mind. I mean sure seeing a man get drilled with another mans cock is hot. But what good does that do me? I hopped up on the table and I told them to each ball their fists up for me I just wanted to get a visual. Just the thought of a fist in my pussy and one in my ass was starting to make me drip. I grabbed Joe by his hair and shoved his mouth on my cunt. Get me nice and wet because the next thing coming near my pussy is a full fist. In no time at all I had Joe nearly elbow deep in my gaping wet snatch, and Mike wrist deep in my tight asshole. It felt amazing having my holes stretched while they were practically giving high fives inside of me.

Pussy Spanking Makes Me Sloppy Wet

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I have a secret fetish that I am always nervous about asking guys for. I love to have my pussy spanked. It started back in high school with one of my first lovers. He got off on playing the dominant card. I discovered way back then that my pussy responded better to a nice firm smack than it did to rubbing. Since then, whenever I masturbate, I will use one hand to spread my lips apart and the other to slap right on my clit. It sends something similar to shock waves throughout my body.

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My favorite place to masturbate is in water. There is something strangely erotic about smacking my pussy and hearing the splash with the water. I love feeling the hot bath water splash up against my pussy. I come so hard when I have had a masturbation session of pussy spanking. I don’t even need penetration to come. Between the sting of the smacking and the heat of the water hitting me, I come really hard.

Now if only I could find a man who would take the time to get me really worked up by smacking my clit. I bet I would gush come if he fucked me good and hard after an intense session of spanking.

No taboo phone sex Tell a lie Day

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So today is the day were it is tell a lie day. Usually I do not lie because I could give no shits about anything, but just for today and for fucksakes I shall make up some lies. Part of being a dumb whore like myself and relying on blow to get me through the day, amongst other vices- I must say dick makes my world go round and round a hell of a lot easier. Personally my standards are not overly high, if you can stick it in then hey we are pretty much accomplishing our goal.

So today at my other job, we hired like four busboys and they are so geeky it’s rather cute. I am going to tell them a lie and say I am a virgin and I know once I say that they are going to want to stick their dicks in me so bad. I will let them too. I am going to have an orgy with these guys and after they get done cleaning the dishes and lubing up my holes, I will go ahead and break the news to them that I lied. I can not wait, this will be so much fun. They are going to go crazy over my lied about virgin holes!

I’m The Girl 4 U

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You say you don’t want me but you know I am the girl for you. You know that I am the only girl that will get down and dirty with you. The only one that helps you fuck those precious little bitches faces. You know what I mean…you know that you have dark desires. What do you think I do every weekend? Well besides the usual gangbang, and partying… you know I am there babysitting those perfect angels. Lucy, Tiger Lily, and little baby Sky. All are perfect and ready to be used. Their stupid cunt Mommy’s never know that what we are really doing during all that babysitting is far from playing with dollies! We are playing with their faces, their holes too. They will never tell…we can play with them like this for hours and days. We can always play…so don’t stay mad baby. I can be the one who you can beat around, slap and spank and the one who helps you turn those fantasies into reality.

Gangbang Face Fuck

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I walked into the back room to see what my my hoe Brit was up to. It was so fucking hot I had to snap a picture. She told she had a full schedule on this night and was she right. She had more than a full schedule. This bitch had a full mouth. Surrounded by cock of all sizes she was taking them like a pro. Opening wide as they skull fucked her. Cocks were being smacked across her face and forehead while one guy after another took his raging dick and rammed it down her throat. Grabbing her by the hair each guy would take his turn making her gag and choke while holding her down on that fuck rod. You could see the tears start to roll down her cheek as they gang banged her pie hole. Rubbing their glistening pricks around her lips with precum  just oozing out of their holes. Suddenly like fireworks going off they all started to blow their rods. One after another, covering her face, tits, and hair with al of that cum. Gooey lumpy load just hanging off of her and they continued to stuff her mouth full with their meat. She was a hungry girl and she was at a buffet of all you can eat dick. If it wasn’t one dick going into her mouth they were cramming two at a time. This girl had split lips from them stretching her dick suckers so much. But she enjoyed every last pump into her face. That a girl!

Sexy Hot Phone Call Turns On Trashy Milf

Sloppy wet pussyWhen we have a sexy hot phone call, I get so horny and wet. I love talking to you about all my p-mommy fantasies and hearing your fantasies. I get so turned on when you share with me all your nasty thoughts and desires. I always have my toys nearby. As we share our fantasies, you can bet I have a finger working my sloppy wet pussy.  As I rub my clit, I use one of my toys to stretch and fill my pussy.

sexy hot phone callI love having my pussy stretched by a nice hard cock, but when one isn’t available one of my big fat toys will have to do. When you hear my moans, you know they aren’t fake. I’m fucking my pussy nice and hard with my big dildo while listening to all you p fantasies. Those fantasies turn me on so much, I fuck my pussy nice and hard with my toy. My pussy juice glistens on it as it goes in and out of my cunt. I get so turned on listening to your fantasies, I squirt girl cum across the room.

Mmm, my pussy feels a need for being fucked tonight. Are you ready to share your fantasies with me?

Party All The Time

Gangbang Whore AudreyAll I wanna do is fuck and party! Can that be all life is about? It is to me anyway! It was just this morning that I was waking up with a cunt and ass full of cum, and a hangover that would put any man to bed for the day. That doesn’t stop me! I am ready for more! More partying. More cock. More fucking cum for me! Mmm, I have 2 white treats in mind. And I KNOW you have one of those treats for me. A nice and fucking warm sticky load for my pretty face! Satisfy my hunger for your cum, shoot a fat fucking load down this deepthroat cocksucking throat. I wanna be your bukkake facial whore, your gangbang slut that you can share with ALL of your friends. I know that you can’t resist me.  I’m that sexy slut that never says no and always pleases you better than you can even please yourself. I know you’ll come see me soon so you can see me face down and ass up taking that long dick of yours, just like last night.  Except there was over 10 guys there, all taking their turns with me, getting high and drunk with me. Using me all up until their poor balls were empty and deflated. I wanna party like last night baby!

Live Phone Sex with a Trashy MILF

live phone sexLive phone sex has all sorts of meanings. I think it most commonly means you are talking to a real person, not some automated chick like Siri. But it also means you are talking live to me in my home. I am not sitting at some desk with a headset on surrounded by other women doing the same. The majority of time I am in my living room, naked and playing with my pussy while we share dirty stories. Now, some times, like today, I have a few brats at home with me. Although legally they can’t be on the phone with me because they are not old enough, that doesn’t mean I don’t let them listen to me sharing stories about our kinky p family fun. It also doesn’t mean I don’t have a brat or two between my legs licking my pussy or rimming my ass while you and I play. Most guys have a porn on while talking dirty; I have a little one serving as a vibrator. Not much difference. I am a trashy MILF, what can I say? My brats are well trained sex slaves for me and for you. You can ask me to do anything with any one of them, the boys or the girls, and I will not deny you. I am the kind of mother with no limits. And, those no limits extend to my brats. Likely whatever you want to do to them, I have thought of it or have already done it. I love my brats, but I do believe that they are my property. Thant means if I want to whore them out to earn money I will. It means if I want to force fuck tight little cunnies and asses, I will. It means if I want to get one of the girls pregnant, I will. While they are under my roof, they do as they are told. So what can one of my little ones do for you?