I’m your porcelain throne

Everyone I know knows what I freak I am and how much I love getting shit on and playing with scat while I get pounded really fucking hard. But I do not know if everyone is aware that I also love getting pissed on. It is so hot when a guy uses me as a human toilet and takes his zipper down  pulls his cock out aims in my direction and starts pissing all over me. There is something I find irresistible in shit in piss that I get so horny and want to cover myself in human waste. Maybe its just because I know my place. I am on my knees with my mouth wide open like your porcelain throne, waiting for you to take a massive dump in it, piss in it or just come all over it. Do whatever you see fit. I will enjoy it. It would give me so much pleasure to swallow whatever fluid you wanted to give me, I will gladly bend over when you are done and that you take the pick of my whore holes and you can then fuck or do whatever you want to me.

Scat phone sex

White Trash Phone Sex Charity

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is all I know. I look classy; I live classy, but I am not classy at all. I just married well. My husband likes trailer park trash women. Who doesn’t if they are being honest. Why? We are far more likely to molest our offspring, let daddy molest them too and party like a kinky freak than some Park Avenue bitch. I am the way I am because I was born in the sticks of rural West Virginia in a trailer park to meth head parents who pimped me out for years. You can’t polish up a turd is the old saying. I can clean up my appearance, but never my mind. I have a very dirty mind. I was at a fundraiser recently for The American Red Cross. The benefit was raising money for recent wild fire victims in California. I know how to raise money. I can raise funds like I can raise cocks. I brought my hot teen slut daughter with me. I love helping charity. Do you know how much money men will donate to fuck a mother and daughter or even just to have a teen whore blow them in the bathroom? I went around the room making offers to the men eyeballing my hot daughter. I shaved a few years off her real age, to make her even more taboo. The more taboo the fucking, the more men are willing to pay. My daughter and I worked the room. We spent most of the fundraiser in the bathroom being cum dumpsters, but we raised more money than the event, making us the biggest single donors of the night. We got a lot of individual sperm donations too. It wasn’t our money. It was the money of horny P men. We were sexy prostitutes for the Red Cross. Anything for charity, right?

Hot Cum Sundae

Cum dumpsterYeah, hot fudge sundaes are delicious to eat for dessert but have you ever tried hot cum sundaes? If you haven’t then you are truly missing out! Let’s have some super nasty phone sex together, I want to tell you all about my yummy, naughty little treat that I love to eat! I have always loved to indulge in some delicious ice cream but ice cream smothered in gooey, creamy cock cream makes it all the more better! I want you to jerk your cock and cum loads upon loads for me to use as the sexy topping to my sundae! Let me gag on your shaft and suck on your balls while you skull fuck my brains out! I know that you have so much juice built up inside of your throbbing dick, you’re able to give me as many loads as I want! It’s like a never-ending flow of fresh jizz out of your hole! Even better, scooping it up out of the ice cream dish and fucking myself with it all as it drips down my crack, causing a huge mess! So fucking hott! Of course I love to complete my warm and delicious sundae with a cherry on top, the ultimate toppings for the perfect sundae!

These Holes Are Always Open

Dirty phone sexThese holes love cock. And I love crack. And I will do anything for cock and crack. When I say anything I mean anything. I will even let you play with my tykes for your crack or for your cock. I love to watch my tykes get fucked so I can have some crack. I always get more crack for them anyway. I love to play with furry friends. I love to have gang bangs, and trains. On my tykes and me. I will greedily drink your piss. Anything at all you want for that crack and cock.  I will do.  My holes are always wet.  Always ready. Always open.  Everybody in the trailer park calls me Flo The Hoe.  I love this nick name.  Cause every body knows where to come for holes to fuck.

Quickie Queen

Cheap phone sexIf you wanted a quickie than you could easily come to my corner and I will give you the best time in a short time span. If you are at work and you need to get off really quick then you should call me baby. I am just a cum guzzling slut who loves sucking cock and getting fucked all day long. I am into many fetishes so anything you like I can do. I can suck your cock while I smoke a cigarette or like you fuck my asshole. I am a well rounded whore who will do anything to please you as long as you have money or drugs for me. I will do anything you want baby. Let randi take care of you tonight.

Semen Is So Good 4 U

Cum dumpster This morning I noticed a small pimple on my chin. I guess it’s time for a cum facial. Semen is great for correcting skin blemishes. Growing up most teenagers can be called pizza faces because their faces are covered in zits. But my skin was clear and as smooth as a baby’s bottom because I let boys shoot their jizz all over my face. Seeing a zit this morning let me know that instead of swallowing loads I needed it shot all over my face. I’m a stripper so it isn’t hard to find a willing partner to give me what I need.
I went up to the DJ booth and stepped up to the mic to ask, “Anyone wanna give me a cum facial?”
Everyone’s hand went into the air and I picked two lucky winners to follow me into the Champagne Room. I dropped to my knees and immediately started sucking their dicks. I sucked like my life depended on me giving the best blowjob. These guys were packing huge cocks. It felt good being a slut and sucking on them. I would stroke one dick with my hand while the other one was in my mouth, then I would switch them. I did this over and over again until they bust nuts all over my face. And a few days later my face was baby smooth again.

Bestie Visit Turns to a Bestie Lick Fest

2 Girl phone sex

My best friend and I rarely see one another, busy lives and distance ya know. Recently we planned get together; boyfriends off doing their own thing together while we do girl talk.
We used to play around a lot when she lived next door and it seems like that flame never died. As soon as we sat down and started to gab we were unable to keep our hands off each other’s pussies. She was already pretty wet and her pussy felt warm on my hand. I lightly circled her clit with my finger, I made her lay back and spread wide so I could see the cum starting to drop from her. I finger fucked her so hard she gushed all over my hand. When she was recovered she quickly sat up and made it my turn. She ordered me to lay back, her fingers were inside me and her tongue on my clit lightly flicking. She was driving me crazy. She fingered my twat pretty hard and I came so hard. As we laid there recovering, we laughed and talked and then looked up and both of our boyfriends were standing there smiling. They knew what was up, and that there was a fun evening ahead.

Mom taught me

Hooker phone sex

I am a known hooker I can’t help it. Ever since I was a young one I was into fucking and getting money.  Now I’m grown and my pimp sees my worth and how I can almost talk my way to getting away with any and everything.  My mom was my first pimp.  I didn’t recognize it at first but now looking back.  She most definitely was my pimp.  She would have parties at the house to help pay the bills.  So if I guy started looking at me she would offer me up.  She would always tell me if you want something you have to lay down and get it.  The first time I turned trick I wasn’t even in High school.  I made like two hundred dollars but my mom said bills first and whatever is left was mine.  I thought I was making money because I was banging out at least a thousand a week and that was a slow week.  These old ass men loved my tight little body.  The things my mom taught me kept them coming back for more.   She said all men love young tight pussy so always keep it clean and tight.  Making a man feel like he the only one fucking your money box will keep them paying for it.  I could squeeze my pussy so tight them old men would start shaking like they was having a seizure.  One man even cried at how good my pussy was.  My mom was a great teacher of what I could do with my pussy.  Even taught me if you can’t squirt piss on them they don’t know the difference.  Everything I learned about the game came from her.

Hardcore anal sex

 hardcore anal sex

I am having a special tonight. All you can have ass for a special price. My ass hole is already getting so raw! It is gapped open from the two dozen cocks I have had stuffed inside of me. I love having cum buried inside of my ass. I will be having it pour out of me for days.

The next guy getting ready to pound my ass hole is about eleven inches long and as thick as a bat. He is going to enter into my milky cum filled ass hole and thrust away until I get him to drain his big cum filled balls into me. He is pounding my ass rough and hard.

I love getting fucked so hard that my ass tears open and starts to prolapse. We are just begging the night also!

Big Dick Sucker Bev

big dick suckerBig dick sucker Bev is my trucker handle name. I am not a trucker, but I do hang out at the truck stop enough to know all the regular truckers. Big D is my supplier of recreational fun. He gave me that moniker because I can handle his big black cock. When I showed up at the truck stop last night looking for Big D, guys were trying to give me party favors. I was not low on supply. I was low on cum. Not just any cum either. I wanted big black cock cum. I wanted Big D’s cock. I found him in his cab around back of the truck stop with some lot lizard skank. I wasn’t jealous. The moment he saw me, he was happy. She was not. Big D looked at me and said, “A woman who can handle my cock, finally.” I laughed, looked at the skank and told her to get lost because a real woman was here. She left in a huff. “Big D,” I purred,” if you needed your cock sucked, you should have called me.” He smiled, pointed to his cock and I went to work. He has 10 inches of thick black meat. His dick is not for amateurs. I slurped on it, deep throated him and made him cum a bucket load of jizz. That little teen skank blowing his rod before I came to the rescue couldn’t even get him hard. Never let a girl attempt what only a trashy milf can accomplish.