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Toilet Sex In A Nasty Rest Area Bathroom

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Just because I had never tried toilet sex didn’t mean I wasn’t willing to try it. Being a trashy milf means nothing is taboo so when I stopped at a roadside rest area during a road trip, the opportunity presented itself. I had rushed into the bathroom, thinking it was the ladies room. Just as I sat down, I heard a voice speaking to me through the stall. It was a male voice asking me if I realized I was in the men’s room. I was embarrassed, but told him I would hurry and be on my way. Just then the door opened, and the gorgeous man that entered told me he couldn’t wait. before I could say a word, he had whipped out his long cock and was aiming it between my legs. When his piss splashed my pussy, I couldn’t help but be turned on. When he finished, I reached for his cock, taking it into my mouth, licking the last of the urine from his cock head before he had a chance to shake it off. I knew right away I wanted more of that yummy flavor. He must have read my mind because he was soon spraying my mouth with another large stream of that hot yellow liquid. Gulping down as much of it as I could, I knew from them on, I would be a toilet sex whore.

  When he finished pissing, I kept sucking that cock until it was nice and hard. He turned me around and bent me over the nasty commode, putting his hard cock inside of me. He fucked me from behind hard. I had never gotten the chance to piss, so I figured what the hell and let out my own golden stream, wetting his dick with my urine as he fucked me. The hot liquid must have pushed him over the edge because he soon started coming and filling my wet pussy with his seed. It was a nasty way to be introduced to the delights of toilet sex in that dirty bathroom, but being a trailer trash whore, I didn’t care. Maybe I should stop at rest stops more often.

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Toilet Sex Whore

I love getting pissed and shit on! I love being covered in other people’s shit. It is my dirty little secret. So we are at camp know and I defiantly need to rest after my trip here. Hehe. I took a quick nap and headed to the showers. When I got their I seen a couple of guys doing E and snorting coke! Yay, a t least someone knows how to have fun here, I lean down and take me a couple of lines. I am a coke whore so the thing to get me going is coke. These boys where in or a treat..

I asked one if they ever gave a girl a golden shower? They shook their heads no; and I told them to pull their pants and I got on my knees in the middle of the shower. I tell them to pull their pants down and I take off my clothes. Piss on me ! They start covering me with their nasty smelling piss. Use me as your personal toilet! If it is not to crazy you can shit on me too. They look at me like really? Of course I am a dirty little whore and love being used in any way. But Toilet sex is my favorite.

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Fill my cunt with your load!

I am such a no good fucking druggy slut. I love being told that to as you pound my fucking wet dripping pussy. At the strip club where I started working I found myself a new dealer. He has different terms then my last dealer had. He will give me whatever I want for sex. I can get coke, molly, and pills with just using my tight holes.

I don’t mind getting high where I can’t even see then letting him plow my pussy and asshole. He even lets his friends sometimes but that means more drugs for me. I just lay there and take it because I am such a nasty fucking slut. I learned it from my mom. I grew up around my trailer trash mom that was also a fucking coke whore. I learned from the best.

I wanna be your little fucking druggy cum slut! I will be your personal toilet if you want. Shit and piss all over my face and in my mouth i fucking love it. Use me !

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Trashy MILF Pissing Sex Lessons

trashy milfIn the summer time, I like to school my brats with some trashy milf lessons. They go to the best private schools in our community. I was not raised so well. But, I learned all sorts of things in my trailer park as a young school girl they just don’t teach in private school. It is important that my girls understand that men have varied fetishes and kinks. Today’s lesson was on toilet play. I explained to my daughter that some men enjoy being pissed on and some men enjoying being the Alpha dog and pissing on us. To explain this rather common fetish, I had my neighbor assist me. He has been paying me $100 a week for a few years now to piss in his mouth. That is easy money as far as I am concerned. He said he would double it if I could get my teen daughter to do it too, hence my little school lesson today. My brats are motivated by two things: pleasing their parents and money. Usually those things go hand in hand. I always share the money I get from loaning out my brats to dirty adults with them. Up until today, my bratty teen girl never realized there was any place else to piss but a bathroom. I squatted over the neighbor’s mouth and pissed directly into his mouth to demonstrate there are other places to pee. She laughed at him, called him piss boy. She didn’t hesitate to join in either. She squatted over his cock and pissed on it until he was hard. Now that is what I call a pee hard on. He was jacking his cock using my daughter’s piss as lube while gargling with my salty urine. We chugged big glasses of lemonade and covered him in our champagne for hours. She  is a total pissing sex whore now.

Happy National Jelly Bean and Scat Day

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I just love leftover Easter Candy. My lover and I were getting high when he noticed the bowl of jelly beans on the coffee table. We were just fucked up enough to do something crazy. He pinned me to the floor and began to shove the candy up my ass. He’s a scat freak like me and we get into some nasty shit. When my poor rectum was full of the sweet things, he decided to fuck me. It was an amazing feeling, his sticky cock, the rolling of the beans, and the full sensation that I loved. I felt his balls slapping my pussy with the force of his thrusts and the warmth as he filled my candy coated shithole with cum.

“Now how I am gonna get them out?” I shrieked with laughter, high as a kite. “Shit them out, mama. Feed them to me.” he moaned. I squatted right there on the floor and began to bear down, feeling them popping back out of my turd canal. He was on his knees, eating them. “The pink ones are yours, lover. Eat them for me.” I was on my knees, sucking them right off the floor, dripping with shit and cum. And you know what? They tasted even better than Jelly Belly.”

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So, what are YOU doing for National Jelly Bean Day?

Scat Phone Sex with Amara

scat phone sexI dabble in a bit of this and a bit of that. So yeah you can say I am not afraid to get dirty. I have a fella that frequents often who is into the scat shows. He paid a little visit and we had some fun. He loves to watch me shit on the floor like a filthy animal. He gets down on all fours and sniffs it and I am made to sit there and watch as his dick gets hard. Once it’s hard I am told to walk up to him like a good little house shitting bitch and lick and sniff his dick. Then he takes his cock and starts shoving it into the pile of shit smearing it all around and as he strokes himself I have to lick the head of his dick. Tasting his dirty shitty dick. This is where my punishment comes in for shitting in the house. He repeatedly dips his shit stick into the pile of crap getting it covered even more than the time before. I am then forced to keep on licking his shit covered cock clean until it is all gone off of the floor.

The Alabama Hot Pocket: Getting Filthy with Scat Phone Sex

scat phone sexScat phone sex introduced this dirty whore to something called the Alabama Hot Pocket. I had never heard of it before, but the phone call was so hot and dirty, I had to try it out for real. I just headed down to the local truck stop to pick up an equally filthy minded partner in crime. Leroy was from Mississippi, but he knew all about that sex act. He said I was the first chick to ask him for some bathroom fun who was  not strung out looking for a little cash for her next fix. He was surprised that I was down for a brown shower. Fuck, I am a filthy whore. I was gonna be high, but I don’t need to be fucked up to enjoy some dirty toilet sex for the record.  We drank some Mad Dog, did a few lines of my favorite party supply and got nasty. He actually took a bunch of poop pills to ensure he could take a major dump in my twat. Do you get it now? An Alabama Hot Pocket is when you shit in a girl’s pussy. A nice big pile of steaming crap in her pussy. I got on the couch, hung my body upside down, spread my legs so Leroy could squat over me and shit in my cunt. I crammed his shit pile into my pussy, then we fucked. It was a hot, dirty, smelly fuck. A nasty shit fuck is so taboo, which is what makes me want to try it. If you think that was nasty, you should have watched me blow him after his dick had been in my mud pie. I am not always such a dirty whore, but when I am, watch out.  I’ll try anything once and I never say, no way would I do that.

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Kentucky Klondike Bar toilet sex

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Just when I thought I was getting better at being a crazy, dumb, and disgusting bitch, I always shock myself. I was at a friend of a friends house in Kentucky for a get together that was fairly small. We started doing some blow and getting fucking waisted. We were all so high and horny that we started coming up with created ways to have some Kentucky fun. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Remember that commercial? Well we thought to ourselves “why not make our own deliciously good “ice cream bar”. Well, you can bet your “bottom” dollar we didn’t use ice cream, oh no. Why would be do that? Instead I decided that I needed to take a big shit. Once my big turd came out of my ass hole, we went ahead and popped it in the freezer. Once my shit turd was frozen we stuck that ice cold rock solid chocolate turd ice cream back in my ass hole. And when everyone saw that I shoved it back into where it came from, you can only imagine their faces. I made some cocks swell up. The men took turns shoving their dicks inside of me pushing that shit bar into my ass deeper. They fucked me and pushed that turd further and further up me with every thrust. What wouldn’t you do for my Kentucky Klondike bar?!

What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

We were mud wrestling the nastiest way

scat phone sexI’m sure that most of you have heard of mud wrestling, maybe some of you have even watched a fight or two but I bet you’ve never seen it done my way! We had an inflatable pool, it was about six feet long, maybe four feet wide and instead of filling it with mud, we filled it with shit. Lots and lots of shit from about ten of us girls, we spent the whole day eating all kinds of yummy things and pooping in that pool until there way a nice thick layer of shit and piss in the bottom of it. That’s when the real fun could finally start! You should have seen it, we were all taking turns wrestling in our own filth and we all got so fucking horny from it that the wrestling around in shit turned to straight up fucking in shit! It was nasty as fuck and everyone in my neighborhood could probably smell that pool from from a mile away but I don’t give a single fuck at all. I was way too turned on to give a fuck about what my neighbors were thinking! Anyway… which of you guys want to wrestle me next?