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Poolside Pissing Sex

pissing sexIt is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.

Defecation Dedication

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Will you let me be your human toilet? Ill get down real nice and low on the ground and curl my arms around my knees as I pull them to my chest. You’ll hover over my arms and release a big fat, steamy shit all over my abdomen and pussy. I’ll be your good little sexy girl as long as you promise to drop a fat load of poop on me after you fuck my tight little bald pussy. I want you so badly baby! Mm, I’m squirming with excitement at the mere mention of being defecated upon. I know how badly you want to piss on me baby. Lets just get it over with already! No one has to know about our little fun session big boy, just between you and I. Remember, there is no such thing as “too taboo” with a nasty fucking slut like me. I’ll fuck you just right then let you smear all of your shit on my naked body just for you to admire.

Trailer Trash Whore

trailer trash whoreI’ve always been a trailer trash whore. Born and raised in the very same  trailer park I still live in. I just upgraded to a nicer mobile home. People always asks me what makes a woman trailer trash? It is more than living in a mobile park, but that is a good start. I think a lot of things make me a trailer park whore. I’m uneducated for one. Barely got my GED. Spent my early years hooking with my mother. I love sex. Never say no to a hot fucking time. That brings me to the next ingredient. I am a no taboo whore. I love all the kinds of fucking nice respectable ladies think they are too good for . I take it up the ass all the time, even many cocks at once. I get gang banged. I have done my share of furry ones too. Toilet sex? Hell yes.  Young boys? Even more of a hell yes. I have been doing little ones since my brats were born.  I bet you are wondering if I do drugs?  Copious amounts, which is another factor contributing to me being a trailer slut. Pot, coke, meth, crack, booze, heroin, molly…. I never pass up a chance to be high as a kite. When I am altered, it just helps me be even a dirtier whore.  I have never really had a job other than being a whore. I have hooked from time to time, been paid to do sick things for men… Now I get to share all my trailer park experiences on the phone with men who like a nasty old whore. When I was growing up, being from the trailer park was looked down on. So you can image that being a trailer trash slut was not celebrated. But it is now! Guys love a dirty old cougar with no limits. Do you?

Water Sports Sex

water sports sex My cunt is soaking wet and waiting for my nasty freak of a fuck buddy. His wife won’t do the things he loves to do. That is why he loves coming to see me so much. I love being his toilet whore. Warm, wet, flowing over my body as he stands over me holding his dick. As soon as the stream begins to flow from the tip of his cock my cunt get so fucking wet. Water sports sex makes my cum filled cunt fucking quiver with delight. The taste, the smell, the feel of hot, wet urine on my skin and I cum almost instantly.

Watching him under me as I squat over him to return the favor. His dick is dancing with delight and his eyes are twinkling. Using my kegal muscles I start and stop the stream, teasing him as I move along his body and up to his opened mouth filling it with golden goodness as he drinks every drop.

Toilet sex

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I went to a guy friends house and I knew I was a nasty bitch, but he tested me and pushed me to see how far I would go. When I arrived he already had his pants down and greeted me with saying how glad he was to finally see me. He told me he had been “holding it in for so long.” I had no idea what he was talking about.

He told me to get naked and get on my hands and knees. He called me a white trash bitch, which I so am. He then told me not to move, he had me open my mouth. “I am going to use you as my toilet whore.” I took him farting all in my face. I breathed in every single turd he put in my face.

He even had some piss for me. I have no boundaries!

“Maid” for eating shit

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I decided that I needed a second job so I took a position at a local No-tel Motel as a maid. I figured I might make a little extra on the side. I was hard at work scrubbing the bathroom when I heard the door open. I felt someone watching me and I looked up. You were standing there rubbing your cock through your jeans. “Mmmm mmmm, I do love to see a woman down on her knees.” I laughed, looking at the unimpressive dick you were holding. I continued working, ignoring you. “I’m really turned on by maids.” “And I’m really turned on by money and I’m trying to work.” I responded. “You forgot to clean something.” you continued to taunt me. You bent over right in front of my face showing me your dirty asshole.  I couldn’t resist that tight puckered hole. I lapped it slowly with my tongue, cleaning out the dark crevasses and delving deeply. Hearing you moan, I licked faster, reaching for your cock so I could stroke you. It didn’t take long before you blew a load all over my clean bathroom floor. You grinned at me. “Better clean up that mess, too.” My head dropped and I began to lap the creamy mess from the tile floor. There are such perks to being a maid.

Thinking about Smores and Sex.

dirty phone sexDarn. I missed Smores day on the 10th. I bet you are smiling and wondering how phone sex and smores can mix. Just think about it. You turn up the heat and slowly roast that marshmallow until its insides turn to a gooey mess. Not too much or too little. Just that perfect simmer for the messy sweetness you crave. Maybe you like a little chocolate with that creaminess. I find it erotic to think about melted chocolate oozing down my marshmallow. A little cocoa is always good. I like mine about 10 inches long and Hershey’s brand. Mmmmm…tasty. Now put those 2 flavors on a graham cracker plate and serve them up hot. I touch my tongue to this awesome deliciousness and think about gobbling it all down. But I want to savor it. I swirl my tongue around that cracker, lapping up the chocolate sauce and pull the melty marshmallow into my mouth. When a marshmallow is just perfect, you can almost hear that skin crackle and feel the creaminess flow right into your mouth. It’s almost better than sex or potty play.

Toilet Sex In A Nasty Rest Area Bathroom

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Just because I had never tried toilet sex didn’t mean I wasn’t willing to try it. Being a trashy milf means nothing is taboo so when I stopped at a roadside rest area during a road trip, the opportunity presented itself. I had rushed into the bathroom, thinking it was the ladies room. Just as I sat down, I heard a voice speaking to me through the stall. It was a male voice asking me if I realized I was in the men’s room. I was embarrassed, but told him I would hurry and be on my way. Just then the door opened, and the gorgeous man that entered told me he couldn’t wait. before I could say a word, he had whipped out his long cock and was aiming it between my legs. When his piss splashed my pussy, I couldn’t help but be turned on. When he finished, I reached for his cock, taking it into my mouth, licking the last of the urine from his cock head before he had a chance to shake it off. I knew right away I wanted more of that yummy flavor. He must have read my mind because he was soon spraying my mouth with another large stream of that hot yellow liquid. Gulping down as much of it as I could, I knew from them on, I would be a toilet sex whore.

  When he finished pissing, I kept sucking that cock until it was nice and hard. He turned me around and bent me over the nasty commode, putting his hard cock inside of me. He fucked me from behind hard. I had never gotten the chance to piss, so I figured what the hell and let out my own golden stream, wetting his dick with my urine as he fucked me. The hot liquid must have pushed him over the edge because he soon started coming and filling my wet pussy with his seed. It was a nasty way to be introduced to the delights of toilet sex in that dirty bathroom, but being a trailer trash whore, I didn’t care. Maybe I should stop at rest stops more often.

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Toilet Sex Whore

I love getting pissed and shit on! I love being covered in other people’s shit. It is my dirty little secret. So we are at camp know and I defiantly need to rest after my trip here. Hehe. I took a quick nap and headed to the showers. When I got their I seen a couple of guys doing E and snorting coke! Yay, a t least someone knows how to have fun here, I lean down and take me a couple of lines. I am a coke whore so the thing to get me going is coke. These boys where in or a treat..

I asked one if they ever gave a girl a golden shower? They shook their heads no; and I told them to pull their pants and I got on my knees in the middle of the shower. I tell them to pull their pants down and I take off my clothes. Piss on me ! They start covering me with their nasty smelling piss. Use me as your personal toilet! If it is not to crazy you can shit on me too. They look at me like really? Of course I am a dirty little whore and love being used in any way. But Toilet sex is my favorite.

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Fill my cunt with your load!

I am such a no good fucking druggy slut. I love being told that to as you pound my fucking wet dripping pussy. At the strip club where I started working I found myself a new dealer. He has different terms then my last dealer had. He will give me whatever I want for sex. I can get coke, molly, and pills with just using my tight holes.

I don’t mind getting high where I can’t even see then letting him plow my pussy and asshole. He even lets his friends sometimes but that means more drugs for me. I just lay there and take it because I am such a nasty fucking slut. I learned it from my mom. I grew up around my trailer trash mom that was also a fucking coke whore. I learned from the best.

I wanna be your little fucking druggy cum slut! I will be your personal toilet if you want. Shit and piss all over my face and in my mouth i fucking love it. Use me !

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