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Nasty toilet piss and shit sex

Is it reasonable to just want to find the nastiest and grungiest guy at the bar and have him do the nastiest things to me. I would love to find a guy and follow him into the mens room and be treated like a piece of trashy shit. I want to be pissed and shit on. I want to eat a raunchy sweaty smelly ass hole and give them a rim job that goes into their asshole and then lick the sweat from their balls as they jizz all over my hair. I want to be faced fucked so hard that I throw up all over their cock and then be told to clean it up like a good little bitch. I am a dirty little cum dumpster whore and I know what I deserve. I want to be treated like the trash that I am and be filled in every hole with smelly sweaty stinky greasy cock. I want my face to be so sticky from piss and cum that I cant even open my eyes.Scat phone sex Aurora

Pissing phone sex

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I am at the park with some friends! We are having a great time running around and drinking out of our very discrete water bottles. It is fucking hot outside and I could really use some cooling down. I think about pouring my vodka all over me, but decide- why the fuck do I want to waist that?

I look at my guy friends and make them come up with a plan to cool me off. I get on my hands and knees and stick my tongue out! I strip down to my panties and bra and beg for them to spray their piss streams all over me. I soak in their cool smelly urine.

It gets all in my eyes and my mouth. I feel cooler, but things just got hotter. Their cocks are all harder then rocks now. I guess I should repay them by sucking them, and fucking them off. I open my piss filled mouth and grab two cocks, one in each hand.

I double fisted those things right into my mouth, taking turns sucking the cum out of them. I bent over and pulled my panties to the side. So they could have easier access to my fuck holes. Take your pick boys! Maybe keep filling my fuck holes up with you piss!

Scat phone sex whore Aurora wants a ShitPie

Fuck, I just got off work from had to take a massive shit. I felt the relief of it coming out my asshole and I smelled the stench of my own shit and then for some reason I had the urge to want to eat some shit. I really wish I had some one right now to feed me a big greasy ass turd that I could swallow after they just had a greasy meal at a truck stop. You would not need any toilet paper, I will lick your ass hole clean inside and out. While we are at it why don’t you give me something to drink too! I would love to have some warm piss running down the back of my throat. I love the musty stench from a nasty pair of balls in my face and a dirty dick just spraying me down with his urine. He and I both know that I am a dirty fucking whore and I love it.  I do  not know why but just taking that massive dookie made me really horny and now I need to go find some one to give me the dirty treatment I am craving right now! I need a big old shit pie, cause I am hungry.

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It was dirtier than she expected

scat phone sexYou’ve heard of mud wrestling right? Well this past weekend, I decided to set up a mud wrestling tournament with an extra filthy little twist to it. Instead of wrestling in mud, we would be wrestling in shit instead! I didn’t tell the other girls that tho, some of them would have been a little squeamish about it so I figured why tell them? You should have seen their faces when we first stepped into the shit filled pool, the smell was overwhelming and some of them almost puked but none of them quit. We wrestled in all that filth while sick fucks like you watched us and waited to take their turns with us. It was so hot seeing all those horny men standing there ready to fuck our shit covered bodies! It was by far the nastiest thing I have ever done before!

Lets get fuckin nasty!

trashy milfDon’t you just love latex? It’s so slippery when you piss on it, you can slide all around the room if you want to! Personally, I love wearing it and then getting on my knees so that all the men in the group can surround me and cover me in their hot piss. I love rubbing it all over myself and feeling it drip down under my clothes or greedily drinking it all up, what can I say? Piss turns me the fuck on! Use me, make me your nasty trashy milf, your dirty little cocksucking toilet whore, I’ll do anything! I like it nasty and filthy and I am willing to do a whole lot more than most whores will. Just wait, you’ll see that I am the nastiest whore you’ve ever met!

I’m Fucked Up

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Might be kinda hard for me to post this blog today… I AM STILL FUCKED UP! Last night was super dope for me, I am still high and drunk and I don’t give a fuckkk what anyone thinks about that. My job is awesome because I am come to work fucked up as I want…Most guys are into it anyway. They like a girl like me that they know will suck their cock off for less than a 8-ball. Shit, I’d do it for free! I get off on being a whore, and once I’ve had a line or two… or even popped some molly I am horny and ready to do anything and everything. As long as I stay fucked up you can get me to do anything! I play with k9 cock, beg for gangbangs and get nice and nasty with shit puke and piss. I am always taking things to the extreme when I am fucking high and drunk!

Golden showers phone sex

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I went to a friends to score some shit and when I got there he was already pretty much gone. He was so fucked up and so fucking horny. I asked him for some shit and he told me I was going to have to work for it. I am down for anything because I really want to get high right now.

He tells me to follow him. He leads me into the bathroom and tells me to get on my hands and knees. I am thinking he wants me to suck his juicy cock which I was ready to do. That was until he decided to stick his fat cock head into my throat and piss in my mouth.

I started chocking on is his piss and before I knew it he had his cock head on the top of my head and he was drenching me in his piss. My hair was getting soaking wet and all that urine was running down my face and my body. I was literally getting lathered and saturated in his warm hot pee.

If I wanted my drugs I was going to have to work for it. I opened my mouth and I started drinking that piss down. I was gulping it, letting it fill my tummy up. I love golden showers almost as much as golden baths. Maybe next time he can fill up his tub for me.

Toilet Sex

toilet sexI was arrested for public intoxication last night. I had to sit in the drunk tank all night long. The officer on duty is a bitch. She made me strip down naked and sit on the cold metal bench. She was in my face screaming at me. She is also a lesbian because she kissed me hard and grabbed my tits. She made me spread my legs open and lay down. I didn’t have a choice but to listen to her. Plus I’m always ready to fuck haha. She took her baton and shoved it into  my snatch. She left it deep inside me as she stripped down naked. It was stretching my pussy open but was actually turning me on. She got on top of me and pissed on my stomach. She smacked me and told me I was a trashy slut. I spit at her face. She took the baton and started ramming it into me over and over. I hurt so bad. I screamed in pain and pleasure. She sat on my face and made me eat her cunt. I gave it all I had. Eating that pussy until she came all over me. She removed the baton and hit my ass with it a few times. I was drunk so the pain didn’t affect me. I love how even getting arrested I get my sex fix.

Toilet Play

Toilet Sex

Ever had toilet sex? I have, and it was fucking amazing. I was sitting there taking a nice stinky shit after my morning cup of coffee and my neighbor comes in to say good morning. Well, he found me sitting on the toilet, in the middle of wiping my ass when he walked in and took a nice whiff of my poop. He exhaled loudly and I was shocked at first until he reached over and slipped two fingers right in my pink slit! I couldn’t believe it. A man who was turned on by the smell of my very own shit, as I was taking it! I wasn’t going to object to his sudden onslaught of foreplay so I leaned back against the toilet tank and parted my thighs further to give him a better vantage point and push deeper into my sugar hole If he so pleased. The pleasure was making me moan and quiver as my own pussy juices began to seep from my hole and dribble down the bottoms of my ass cheeks dripping down into the toilet water. He finished me off by prodding roughly at my gspot and I squirted so hard all over his hand and the toilet seat! Oh it was so hot and steamy!

 

Losing my Oktoberfest virginity

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Today Oktoberfest starts in Germany! I remember my first Oktoberfest! High school guys drinking tons of beer, getting shit faced and then I show up. Not even close to the same age as them and those guys were more than happy to share their beer and much more with me. They started feeding me beer, making me chug one big mug of beer right after each other. I had no idea what beer tasted like or what it was supposed to taste like but I loved it and wanted more. Finally they were laughing so hard one guy asked me if I wanted it straight from the tap. I had no idea what that ment so I said yes. He told me to close my eyes and being the nieve little slut I was I did as I was told. Closed my eyes, then they told me to open my mouth and to start sucking on the tip of the nosel. As soon as I started sucking the warm wet beer started to flow into my mouth. It was so fucking good. They told me to open my eyes and that is when I tried to move. They started to hold me down as each one of them took turns pissing in my mouth and then throat fucking me! Ever since then I have been a dirty toilet whore who LOVES Oktoberfest!