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Trashy MILF Pissing Sex Lessons

trashy milfIn the summer time, I like to school my brats with some trashy milf lessons. They go to the best private schools in our community. I was not raised so well. But, I learned all sorts of things in my trailer park as a young school girl they just don’t teach in private school. It is important that my girls understand that men have varied fetishes and kinks. Today’s lesson was on toilet play. I explained to my daughter that some men enjoy being pissed on and some men enjoying being the Alpha dog and pissing on us. To explain this rather common fetish, I had my neighbor assist me. He has been paying me $100 a week for a few years now to piss in his mouth. That is easy money as far as I am concerned. He said he would double it if I could get my teen daughter to do it too, hence my little school lesson today. My brats are motivated by two things: pleasing their parents and money. Usually those things go hand in hand. I always share the money I get from loaning out my brats to dirty adults with them. Up until today, my bratty teen girl never realized there was any place else to piss but a bathroom. I squatted over the neighbor’s mouth and pissed directly into his mouth to demonstrate there are other places to pee. She laughed at him, called him piss boy. She didn’t hesitate to join in either. She squatted over his cock and pissed on it until he was hard. Now that is what I call a pee hard on. He was jacking his cock using my daughter’s piss as lube while gargling with my salty urine. We chugged big glasses of lemonade and covered him in our champagne for hours. She  is a total pissing sex whore now.

Happy National Jelly Bean and Scat Day

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I just love leftover Easter Candy. My lover and I were getting high when he noticed the bowl of jelly beans on the coffee table. We were just fucked up enough to do something crazy. He pinned me to the floor and began to shove the candy up my ass. He’s a scat freak like me and we get into some nasty shit. When my poor rectum was full of the sweet things, he decided to fuck me. It was an amazing feeling, his sticky cock, the rolling of the beans, and the full sensation that I loved. I felt his balls slapping my pussy with the force of his thrusts and the warmth as he filled my candy coated shithole with cum.

“Now how I am gonna get them out?” I shrieked with laughter, high as a kite. “Shit them out, mama. Feed them to me.” he moaned. I squatted right there on the floor and began to bear down, feeling them popping back out of my turd canal. He was on his knees, eating them. “The pink ones are yours, lover. Eat them for me.” I was on my knees, sucking them right off the floor, dripping with shit and cum. And you know what? They tasted even better than Jelly Belly.”

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So, what are YOU doing for National Jelly Bean Day?

Scat Phone Sex with Amara

scat phone sexI dabble in a bit of this and a bit of that. So yeah you can say I am not afraid to get dirty. I have a fella that frequents often who is into the scat shows. He paid a little visit and we had some fun. He loves to watch me shit on the floor like a filthy animal. He gets down on all fours and sniffs it and I am made to sit there and watch as his dick gets hard. Once it’s hard I am told to walk up to him like a good little house shitting bitch and lick and sniff his dick. Then he takes his cock and starts shoving it into the pile of shit smearing it all around and as he strokes himself I have to lick the head of his dick. Tasting his dirty shitty dick. This is where my punishment comes in for shitting in the house. He repeatedly dips his shit stick into the pile of crap getting it covered even more than the time before. I am then forced to keep on licking his shit covered cock clean until it is all gone off of the floor.

The Alabama Hot Pocket: Getting Filthy with Scat Phone Sex

scat phone sexScat phone sex introduced this dirty whore to something called the Alabama Hot Pocket. I had never heard of it before, but the phone call was so hot and dirty, I had to try it out for real. I just headed down to the local truck stop to pick up an equally filthy minded partner in crime. Leroy was from Mississippi, but he knew all about that sex act. He said I was the first chick to ask him for some bathroom fun who was  not strung out looking for a little cash for her next fix. He was surprised that I was down for a brown shower. Fuck, I am a filthy whore. I was gonna be high, but I don’t need to be fucked up to enjoy some dirty toilet sex for the record.  We drank some Mad Dog, did a few lines of my favorite party supply and got nasty. He actually took a bunch of poop pills to ensure he could take a major dump in my twat. Do you get it now? An Alabama Hot Pocket is when you shit in a girl’s pussy. A nice big pile of steaming crap in her pussy. I got on the couch, hung my body upside down, spread my legs so Leroy could squat over me and shit in my cunt. I crammed his shit pile into my pussy, then we fucked. It was a hot, dirty, smelly fuck. A nasty shit fuck is so taboo, which is what makes me want to try it. If you think that was nasty, you should have watched me blow him after his dick had been in my mud pie. I am not always such a dirty whore, but when I am, watch out.  I’ll try anything once and I never say, no way would I do that.

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Kentucky Klondike Bar toilet sex

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Just when I thought I was getting better at being a crazy, dumb, and disgusting bitch, I always shock myself. I was at a friend of a friends house in Kentucky for a get together that was fairly small. We started doing some blow and getting fucking waisted. We were all so high and horny that we started coming up with created ways to have some Kentucky fun. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Remember that commercial? Well we thought to ourselves “why not make our own deliciously good “ice cream bar”. Well, you can bet your “bottom” dollar we didn’t use ice cream, oh no. Why would be do that? Instead I decided that I needed to take a big shit. Once my big turd came out of my ass hole, we went ahead and popped it in the freezer. Once my shit turd was frozen we stuck that ice cold rock solid chocolate turd ice cream back in my ass hole. And when everyone saw that I shoved it back into where it came from, you can only imagine their faces. I made some cocks swell up. The men took turns shoving their dicks inside of me pushing that shit bar into my ass deeper. They fucked me and pushed that turd further and further up me with every thrust. What wouldn’t you do for my Kentucky Klondike bar?!

What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

We were mud wrestling the nastiest way

scat phone sexI’m sure that most of you have heard of mud wrestling, maybe some of you have even watched a fight or two but I bet you’ve never seen it done my way! We had an inflatable pool, it was about six feet long, maybe four feet wide and instead of filling it with mud, we filled it with shit. Lots and lots of shit from about ten of us girls, we spent the whole day eating all kinds of yummy things and pooping in that pool until there way a nice thick layer of shit and piss in the bottom of it. That’s when the real fun could finally start! You should have seen it, we were all taking turns wrestling in our own filth and we all got so fucking horny from it that the wrestling around in shit turned to straight up fucking in shit! It was nasty as fuck and everyone in my neighborhood could probably smell that pool from from a mile away but I don’t give a single fuck at all. I was way too turned on to give a fuck about what my neighbors were thinking! Anyway… which of you guys want to wrestle me next?

Toilet sex with Aurora

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I was waiting in the bathroom when you walked in. My desire for scat phone sex filthiness drives me to do this. You see, I have this craving for things that other girls find disgusting. The aroma of the toilet is like an aphrodisiac, flooding over me and making my pussy twitch. I lick the rim of it, tasting the urine of a hundred cocks lingering there. I dip my finger in the water and taste it, hoping for a little residue of what makes my engine purr. Eagerly, I lie in wait, hoping the next man to enter won’t deny me. I want to be his toilet tissue, lapping at the creamy deposits of his asshole, drinking in his cock nectar. Make me your human urinal. I’ll unzip your pants, holding your cock over my lower lip as you feed me. If your cock gets hard, that’s even better as I love semen and urine mixed together. Push out that mass in your rectum and then bend over, allowing me to service you. I will gently clean every wrinkle on your puckered asshole. I’ve been this way ever since I was a girl. One of my mom’s boyfriends introduced me to scat play. I hated it at first. It made me vomit and he would force me to lick it all back up. After retching in the toilet a few times, I found that I liked the taste of shit. At times he would fuck me in the ass and make me eat my own filth. My craving became a desire and then an addiction as I searched out ways to get the ass candy I wanted. I needed it like a drug. Soon after, my mom found out and kicked me out. I was forced to live on the street, still searching for that elusive shit lover who was looking for me, too. So here I sit on the toilet. I know you’ll be here soon and you’ll love this as much as I do.

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Toilet Play for World Water Day.

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World Water Day is always a fun day for me. As you know, the bathroom is my favorite room in the house. Conserving water makes that even more fun. Why flush when you have a human urinal waiting with her mouth open for your liquid hydration. It’s much more fun to stick your cock in my hot, piss slurping piehole than some ceramic throne, isn’t it? Plus I lick you all nice and clean, right after I get a chaser of creaming cum!!!

And if you need to take a steaming dump, allow me to service you afterward. It takes gallons of our natural resources to flush that filthy toilet tissue when it is so easily solved by letting me gently but firmly lick every wrinkle on that puckered ass clean. Mmmm, I love the taste and I bet you get a stiff cock from my tongue probing your sensitive poop hole and the back side of your nut sac.

Every Day is World Water Day for me!!! You’ll find me waiting in that public restroom. All you gotta do is ask me for my help. Make a girl wet and the whole world a little wetter!!!

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You’re gonna love how nasty we are!

2 girl phone sexNasty as I am Sybil is the trashy slut addition to our toilet sex. She’s a little slut in training, trying to be as disgusting as I am. She wants to be like me – covered in piss and cum and shit. All the messy kinky fucking mess that makes your cock throb hard and my pussy want to drip. Why not make it a threesome? You can have us two girls that will do anything to please you ready to get down and dirty with you…literally. Two girls and one cup, right? Yes! Cum and more cum. Piss and more piss! I want to be a total nasty fucking mess with my little slutty friend by my fucking side. Getting nasty and dirty all together it’s going to be as hot as you can imagine…since Sybil and I will let you do anything you want to us! We have no limits or taboos…we’re nasty filthy whores that are ready to please!

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