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Dirty Phone Sex: No Toilet Paper, No Problem

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex will keep you busy while you stay at home. I have figured out how to deal with the toilet paper shortage. I have 8 brats living under my roof. They vary in age and gender. Some are biologically mine, and a couple are adopted.  All of them want to please daddy and me. That means if daddy and I want to piss in their mouths or piss in one of their pink holes, they will not protest. I don’t need toilet paper if I am pissing into a little girl’s mouth or cunt, right? My sons and daughters love the taste of mommy’s piss. Do you like pissing phone sex? My family had a piss filled weekend. We ran out of toilet paper on Thursday. I didn’t panic. I just called a brat into the bedroom and pissed in her mouth. My sons pissed in their sisters’ mouths. Daughters pissed in their brothers’ mouths. And I pissed in all their mouths! I am the queen bee of this family. My little slutkins drank my piss like it was lemonade on a hot day. I got them to lick my asshole too. We are an open family. We are a dirty family too. No toilet paper, no problem. If I have a brood of dirty whores, my cunt and ass will always be clean.

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Hole Up with a Trailer Trash Whore

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore is not in an uproar over the lack of toilet paper around. We have been conserving it in my home. My son and daughter are staying with me until this social isolation bullshit is over. If I have them with me, I can stay indoors. By myself, I would go crazy. I can’t go without cock, cum and coke. My three favorite C’s. Make that 4 favorite C’s because I love cunt too. When my son must piss, he does it in either my mouth or my daughter’s mouth. If we are otherwise engaged, he pees in the toilet and we lick him clean or he just dries his dick on our blonde locks. We are a dirty clan in many ways. Gotta piss and no toilet paper, no problem. Coated in cum, and nothing to clean it up with, no problem. My daughter and I love the taste of cum and piss. And, we don’t mind dirty assholes either. I think a tongue in a dirty butt or a cum filled cunt is better than toilet paper anyway. Definitely better for the environment. My son, daughter and I are not worried about supplies. We aren’t worried that the sky is falling either. We are just holed up in my trailer getting high, fucking and cleaning each other up with our tongues. Just another day in the trailer park.

Nasty And Wet Pissing Fun

Pissing phone sexYes, I’m a nasty little cum slut. Willing to do anything and everything that gets that cock rock hard. I’ve been on my knees in the dirtiest late-night gas station bathroom taking piss to my face to so a guy would fuck me. Before he would even let me have some of his big 9’ inch cock I can to show him that I was a nasty little bitch. He wanted to fuck my ass and get it covered with my own filth and then show it down my throat and make me clean it before busting his nut all over my chest. I do anything to prove I’m the nastiest little cock slut around for any cock. I’m a cesspool of filth and not ashamed of it at all. I became a nasty whore by choice no one had to force me into it, I take what I can get and most of the time I can get it all!

Phone Sex Sluts Can’t Give You Coronavirus

phone sex slutsPhone sex sluts are in high demand right now. We are safe. You can’t catch no virus over the phone from us, no matter how many dicks we touch lol. My brood is off school for two weeks while the world is in a panic over this coronavirus. I am staying home and talking dirty because men need a release. These are stressful times. I went to Sam’s Club today for basic necessities. There are 8 brats, two adults and 4 pets in this house. We need toilet paper and more than one roll. I went to 7 stores before ending up at Sam’s Club. I told this teen stock boy what I needed, and he gives me the standard we are out of stock currently bullshit. I looked him right in the eyes, pulled my blouse down to show off my trashy milf cleavage and asked again about the toilet paper situation. He told me to pull around the back. I checked out, drove around to the loading area and sold my pussy for 28 roles of toilet paper.  A pussy I usually sell for over $1,000, I sold for approximately $21. Desperate times. I just want my offspring to have clean holes. I am a dirty whore, but I am a hygienic one. I fucked this teen nerd boy in the alley of Costco for some damn toilet paper. It was not a bad fuck. He had a bigger cock than I thought for a young nerd who was bribing women to fuck.  I came home and told my slutkins that from now on, we lick cum out of fuck holes with tongues and lick piss off the tips of dicks and bald little cunts. We got to make our 28 rolls of ass wipe last because I am selling my holes too cheaply.

Toilet Sex WIth Hadley

toilet sexHe was looking for extreme toilet sex with a hot stripper. With Enough nose candy, I will do anything perverse. On stage or not. It started with a full strip and him sticking money in my tiny g-string. He hollered out to the rest of the patrons that if I shoved this bill up my cunt he would buy a round for all of them. Not to displease the crowd, I rolled up the fifty and stuck it in my pussy. Then he crawled on stage and said if he could get that fifty out with his mouth that he would buy another round. The fifty was laced with coke so I was feeling really fucking good. I made him strip down and I put my fat ass on his face and he tried and tried to get it but, then I pissed all over him. He liked it because he got rock hard as I stroked him and rode his face I heard him beg for me to fart. I did what any entertainer would do. I farted on his face in front of the crowd. The bills came flying as we both were hauled off stage. I have to find a new club to strip at but it was worth it! Hardcore Hadleys Blogs 

Piss On You

pissing phone sexEver been fucked so hard that you pissed yourself? Well, I did last night and it sure turned my guy on. He said he’d never felt anything so amazing as my hot piss drowning his cock. He wanted to suck it out of my pussy. I never heard of anyone getting so excited about pee. I mean, we were talking about hot bald pussy. I can’t quit thinking about young girls getting fucked by big fat swollen cocks, making them scream and beg. He’s a little pervy like me, sharing with me all of his fantasies of fucking his cousins and daughter. I don’t want to share all of the details that got me so excited, but it was so taboo and so morbid that my pussy couldn’t handle it. I began to shake all over as orgasm hit me. I’m a screamer. You should hear me. Then, wow, I just started squirting piss all over him. But it sure didn’t cool his burning cock. He fucked me harder, calling out his daughter’s name as he gushed a great creamy load into my eager pussy. If you like the wilder things in life, I might just piss myself for you, too.

 

Hookers For Hire For Fucking Anal

I am in the anal category of Hookers for hire, and I got what you want baby. You love the idea of hooking up with a tranny and why the hell not baby, we got the tits and dick and a whole lot of hotness to offer. I remember hooking up with a guy through the defunct craigslist days. He was so fucking nervous and horny at the same time. I got him to relax with me as I slipped a little something in his drink. He loosened right up and popped that Viagra for good measure. I had so much fun with him, teasing him and making him into a good cock sucker for me. The best part was taking him in my backdoor and letting him get a little pitching in. But when I got him bent over and taking my nearly nine inches of tranny dick, that was the best. I made him my cum dumpster and he was a damned good receiver after he relaxed for me. I pumped him full and made him finish me off in his mouth, like a good boy, he swallowed.

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Live Stripper Sex Porn

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It was just another night when my club became live stripper porn central. We are all clothes off and I love playing with my pussy as the dollars hit the stage. Some drunk guy came up and put his face right in my pussy and I let him. He slipped me a vial of coke right before so I gave his face some stripper pussy. Oh, but that wasn’t enough for him he pulled back and offered me 200 dollars to piss in his mouth. I happily obliged pissing with great accuracy. Well, that caused mayhem at the Kitty Kay Plaza. Men pulled me down and started fucking my holes and pissing in every one of them too! I was screaming as it took six bouncers to free my ass, literally! I just knew I was going to be fucked to death or suffocated. The night ended well as I took six cops back to the VIP room. The owner can always count on me to smooth things out with the local law!

Trashy MILF Got a Lyft

trashy milfA trashy milf like me can have fun in the back of a car! I was at a house party last night. I drank way too much to drive home, so I called a Lyft. The only one available was a ride share, but she was going near where I live. When the driver picked me up, I saw a cute coed in the back. She was drunk too. We got to drunk talking. Both of us were being responsible, so we decided we deserved an award. I went down on her in the back of the Lyft. I ate her bald cunt. She was loving my magic tongue so much, she had to brace herself in the back seat. Arms on the roof of the car and legs on the back of the car seats. She squirted on my face and on the leather seats. I pissed on them. Me bad. She ate my sloppy wet pussy and when I cum, sometimes I pee. That comes with getting old. I told the driver to bill my card for any clean-up. He made me an offer. Let him film two hot chicks fucking in his Lyft and call it even. That was an easy deal to make. She didn’t mind being filmed either. Her first time with an older woman she said. My guess, it was not her last because as soon as she got out of the car, she sent me a friend request. I will be eating out that girl again soon.

Pissing Sex in Public

pissing sexDo you like pissing sex? I love water sports. My daughter loves bathroom play. When she was young, she would sit on the toilet while one of my lovers peed between her legs. That was how she was toilet trained. Sometimes a lover would miss the target and piss in her mouth or on her bald slit.  She grew up to love pissing games. I got my love for pissing fun seeing her pure joy from being pissed on by a grown man. She would play pissing games with her little schoolgirl friends too. One day, I caught her brother pissing on her. He is 5 years older than her, so he had a better stream than her little school friends. Now, my daughter is grown-up, but she enjoys pissing games still. She will sometimes pee through her cotton panties, especially if a grown man is watching.  We were shopping last night at the mall. The food court has a fountain in the middle where people sit to eat and toss coins in for a wish. She had a look on her face I knew all too well. She hopped in the fountain because several men were eying the sexy tight body, she was flaunting in her little jean skirt. She pulled it up exposing her bald pussy because she had no panties on. She pissed in the fountain like a drunk coed. Men were watching and growing bulges in their jeans. Nothing embarrasses me. I had bail money on me if she got arrested. Soon we had a gathering of dirty old men jacking their cocks watching my daughter piss in the fountain. I was turned on too. I lifted my dress and pissed in the fountain with her. Soon, more girls were joining us, and men were jacking off on us as we pissed. Eventually, someone called the mall cops, but we got out of there before I had to use my coke money to bail us out of jail. A few guys followed us to my car, so we took them home and enjoyed some water sports sex. It is amazing how many men love to piss on a mommy and daughter.