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That Something Extra Men Crave

I have that something extra that you are craving. A sexy hot blonde. A pretty face, and slender body. The tight rack of pert tits and luscious cock sucking lips. A sweet ass that cries “Fuck Me” and long legs. I also have something else. That men love to fantasize about. I have a nice big cock. It’s nearly nine fucking inches of pleasure for you, baby. I’m sexy tranny phone sex slut. I am dominant and love to be your Mistress. I will have you sucking dick and taking my tranny cock like a good slut. I know you will love on every inch of this hot ladyboy body. I do love it when you lick my ass and beg me to piss on you also. I am a dirty girl and I love to get dirty with a filthy pervert that loves to party.

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Pissing Sex in the Pool

pissing sexOccasionally, I enjoy pissing sex. It makes me feel even dirtier than I already am. When you are a P mom who pimps out her offspring, there really is not much you will not do. My oldest son had a pool party over the weekend. It was his birthday and daddy and I said he could have whatever he wanted. What he wanted was to have friends over. I wore a tiny bikini for the celebration. Not sure he wanted me at the party, but I crashed it anyway. I am a hot woman and a sexy mommy. His friends did not mind. I served his friends beer and let them smoke some primo weed. I had my motives. High drunk teens get freaky. I took off my bikini and pissed in the pool. Then teen boys pissed in the pool. Then boys pissed on girls. We were swimming in pee. At one point, we were all by the edge of the pool pissing into it. The girls were squatted down on the pool edge pissing right with the boys. It was kinky. It was something out of a freaky phone sex call. It was hot and liberating too. Being naked outside, pissing our cares away, partying and fucking. The boys all fucked me, and they fucked the teen girls at the birthday party too. I do not always participate in watersports, but when I do, it is with a bunch of teens.

Pissing Sex Fun

pissing sexI have lots of pissing sex fun stories. My daughter and I are holed up together waiting out the storm. My son pops in and out to check on us. Last night, he came by with a bunch of beer and a few friends. I am more of a coke gal, but beggars can’t be choosers, right? Alcohol is better than being sober any day. I can throw back some beer too. Only problem with beer is that I need to piss like a racehorse often. Once I break the seal, it is game on. I only have one bathroom in the trailer. My daughter and I were drinking with 8 boys. There was a line for the potty. So, I pissed in my daughter’s cunt. The idea just came to me. I was drunk. She was drunk. And, I had to piss. Once the boys in line for the john saw what I was doing, they redirected themselves to my daughter. I opened my holes too. I did not want my girl to have all the fun. I stripped naked and got in the same position so they could piss in my trashy milf cunt and ass. I knew it was going to make a hell of a mess, but I did not care. I was horny. I was drunk. Plus, a pissing party broke up the monotony of being stuck in a trailer. All the boys wanted to brush up on their shooting skills. They looked at my daughter and I’s fuck holes as targets. It was like they were playing that carnival game where you shoot a stream of water in a tiny hole to get a prize. No prize for filling our fuck holes with piss, but they did get to fill us up with cum too. We went from a pissing party to a hardcore orgy porn. Welcome to the quarantine life.

Anal and Toilet Play Fisting Whore

Fisting WhoreDid you know that this fisting whore can shove her fist up her ass? I have a beautiful Rose that pops out when I do! I know when my sexual services are rented out that some men find it completely fascinating that I can do that! But it’s not for the weak of the stomach because normally after I fist my ass a bit of shit gets squirted out! Now if you are fucking my ass and give me a warm salt water enema beforehand you will get a good flow of warm Diarrhea flowing all over your cock! Most of the men I fuck with are into extreme toilet play and want to see this whore eat her own shit and fuck my shitty ass hole. Yeah, it might make me puke all over my beautiful tits but all the more lube to big fake titty fuck! But my favorite potty play will always be pissing sex. Giving and receiving. So, what do you think am I too nasty for you? Or is your cock rock hard standing at attention for Hardcore Hadley? I am a dirty trashy whore, what can I say, wink, wink!

Dirty Phone Sex: No Toilet Paper, No Problem

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex will keep you busy while you stay at home. I have figured out how to deal with the toilet paper shortage. I have 8 brats living under my roof. They vary in age and gender. Some are biologically mine, and a couple are adopted.  All of them want to please daddy and me. That means if daddy and I want to piss in their mouths or piss in one of their pink holes, they will not protest. I don’t need toilet paper if I am pissing into a little girl’s mouth or cunt, right? My sons and daughters love the taste of mommy’s piss. Do you like pissing phone sex? My family had a piss filled weekend. We ran out of toilet paper on Thursday. I didn’t panic. I just called a brat into the bedroom and pissed in her mouth. My sons pissed in their sisters’ mouths. Daughters pissed in their brothers’ mouths. And I pissed in all their mouths! I am the queen bee of this family. My little slutkins drank my piss like it was lemonade on a hot day. I got them to lick my asshole too. We are an open family. We are a dirty family too. No toilet paper, no problem. If I have a brood of dirty whores, my cunt and ass will always be clean.

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Hole Up with a Trailer Trash Whore

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore is not in an uproar over the lack of toilet paper around. We have been conserving it in my home. My son and daughter are staying with me until this social isolation bullshit is over. If I have them with me, I can stay indoors. By myself, I would go crazy. I can’t go without cock, cum and coke. My three favorite C’s. Make that 4 favorite C’s because I love cunt too. When my son must piss, he does it in either my mouth or my daughter’s mouth. If we are otherwise engaged, he pees in the toilet and we lick him clean or he just dries his dick on our blonde locks. We are a dirty clan in many ways. Gotta piss and no toilet paper, no problem. Coated in cum, and nothing to clean it up with, no problem. My daughter and I love the taste of cum and piss. And, we don’t mind dirty assholes either. I think a tongue in a dirty butt or a cum filled cunt is better than toilet paper anyway. Definitely better for the environment. My son, daughter and I are not worried about supplies. We aren’t worried that the sky is falling either. We are just holed up in my trailer getting high, fucking and cleaning each other up with our tongues. Just another day in the trailer park.

Nasty And Wet Pissing Fun

Pissing phone sexYes, I’m a nasty little cum slut. Willing to do anything and everything that gets that cock rock hard. I’ve been on my knees in the dirtiest late-night gas station bathroom taking piss to my face to so a guy would fuck me. Before he would even let me have some of his big 9’ inch cock I can to show him that I was a nasty little bitch. He wanted to fuck my ass and get it covered with my own filth and then show it down my throat and make me clean it before busting his nut all over my chest. I do anything to prove I’m the nastiest little cock slut around for any cock. I’m a cesspool of filth and not ashamed of it at all. I became a nasty whore by choice no one had to force me into it, I take what I can get and most of the time I can get it all!

Phone Sex Sluts Can’t Give You Coronavirus

phone sex slutsPhone sex sluts are in high demand right now. We are safe. You can’t catch no virus over the phone from us, no matter how many dicks we touch lol. My brood is off school for two weeks while the world is in a panic over this coronavirus. I am staying home and talking dirty because men need a release. These are stressful times. I went to Sam’s Club today for basic necessities. There are 8 brats, two adults and 4 pets in this house. We need toilet paper and more than one roll. I went to 7 stores before ending up at Sam’s Club. I told this teen stock boy what I needed, and he gives me the standard we are out of stock currently bullshit. I looked him right in the eyes, pulled my blouse down to show off my trashy milf cleavage and asked again about the toilet paper situation. He told me to pull around the back. I checked out, drove around to the loading area and sold my pussy for 28 roles of toilet paper.  A pussy I usually sell for over $1,000, I sold for approximately $21. Desperate times. I just want my offspring to have clean holes. I am a dirty whore, but I am a hygienic one. I fucked this teen nerd boy in the alley of Costco for some damn toilet paper. It was not a bad fuck. He had a bigger cock than I thought for a young nerd who was bribing women to fuck.  I came home and told my slutkins that from now on, we lick cum out of fuck holes with tongues and lick piss off the tips of dicks and bald little cunts. We got to make our 28 rolls of ass wipe last because I am selling my holes too cheaply.

Toilet Sex WIth Hadley

toilet sexHe was looking for extreme toilet sex with a hot stripper. With Enough nose candy, I will do anything perverse. On stage or not. It started with a full strip and him sticking money in my tiny g-string. He hollered out to the rest of the patrons that if I shoved this bill up my cunt he would buy a round for all of them. Not to displease the crowd, I rolled up the fifty and stuck it in my pussy. Then he crawled on stage and said if he could get that fifty out with his mouth that he would buy another round. The fifty was laced with coke so I was feeling really fucking good. I made him strip down and I put my fat ass on his face and he tried and tried to get it but, then I pissed all over him. He liked it because he got rock hard as I stroked him and rode his face I heard him beg for me to fart. I did what any entertainer would do. I farted on his face in front of the crowd. The bills came flying as we both were hauled off stage. I have to find a new club to strip at but it was worth it! Hardcore Hadleys Blogs 

Piss On You

pissing phone sexEver been fucked so hard that you pissed yourself? Well, I did last night and it sure turned my guy on. He said he’d never felt anything so amazing as my hot piss drowning his cock. He wanted to suck it out of my pussy. I never heard of anyone getting so excited about pee. I mean, we were talking about hot bald pussy. I can’t quit thinking about young girls getting fucked by big fat swollen cocks, making them scream and beg. He’s a little pervy like me, sharing with me all of his fantasies of fucking his cousins and daughter. I don’t want to share all of the details that got me so excited, but it was so taboo and so morbid that my pussy couldn’t handle it. I began to shake all over as orgasm hit me. I’m a screamer. You should hear me. Then, wow, I just started squirting piss all over him. But it sure didn’t cool his burning cock. He fucked me harder, calling out his daughter’s name as he gushed a great creamy load into my eager pussy. If you like the wilder things in life, I might just piss myself for you, too.