When you call my phone sex line, you never know what you may get. I am usually high as fuck. Depending on what my poison selection of the day, I may be extra raunchy. Me super raunchy? I know hard to believe right? I had a busy phone weekend. In fact, I was on the phone for so long Sunday, I ran out of party supplies. I can’t function sober. I shouldn’t have too. Modern technology is such, however, that I am just a text or an email away from whatever I need. I texted my drug dealer that I needed a big bag of cocaine ASAP. To sweeten the pot a bit, I told him he could listen to me talking incest with a caller who loves hearing about my dirty past with my daughter and son, as well as the P escapades I have with the school boys in my neighborhood. My dealer loves that nasty phonesex stuff. He has been over a couple times when things got pretty extreme. Instead of being embarrassed, he was turned on. My dealer listened in for a few minutes before pulling out his big black cock. He was trying to get me to suck it on my call. I mean its live phone chat; be kind of hard to pause my caller so I could give head to my dealer. My dealer then put some coke on his cock and dangled it under my nose like a carrot. My caller wouldn’t mind the sound effects I told myself. I just talked with my mouth full. Full of big black dick. My caller got to listen first hand to what a dirty whore I really am. Not sure if he realized the sounds I was making were real or not. I certainly love having a drug dealer that makes emergency house calls. Of course he was rewarded well too. He got to listen this trashy MILF talk dirty, got his cock sucked and he got to fuck me. Who says crime doesn’t pay?
Tag: Nasty phonesex
Anal Cum Dumpster Takes It at the Park
Oh, man. I ran into Junior in the park today, and a good fucking was had. I was just strolling, enjoying the slow changing of the seasons, when he literally bumped into me. Once I saw who it was, I knew immediately that it was no accidental bump. Sure enough, he pulled me back into him, wrapping his arms around me and pressing his raging boner into my ass through my skirt. He walked us a little ways off the path, and the reached between us, undoing his pants and sliding his dick up under my skirt. Just as his cock penetrated my ass, one of his hands reached under the front of my skirt and latched onto my cock. For every thrust that he gave to my ass, his hand stroked my cock, long and hard strokes. It didn’t take long to build me up to a mind-blowing orgasm, and my cum shot all over the ground in front of me just as his own filled my sphincter.
Trashy Little Anal Sex Whore
I know you want some of this trashy little anal sex whore so come and get yourself some! You want to know how filthy I can get? Well, you filthy fucker, I’m a gonna give you a quickie of a fucking filth mongering goodness kind of preview here. Yeppers! I want to outline some of the basic kinky filth we can get raunchy with!
Period phone sex: I love to FUCK on my period, and if you haven’t already earned your wings on the blood trail of period fucking goodness, then you best ring me up! FACT: menstrual fluid is the BEST personal lube, so come on and get slippery in my sloppy wet pussy. I promise to suck all that cum and menstrual fluid from that fuck rod of yours.
Enema sex: Mmm… yes, just set me up with an enema full of cum and then fuck the Shit out of my trailer trash whore ass! I’ll defecate on your face, directly into your mouth or in a bedpan and then we can smear it all over my cunt and you can fuck my shitty kitty and cum as much as you want deep in this cunt.
That’s but only a taste, and we can get filthy in so many other ways also, and don’t forget that a hot bukake fest is always welcome! So what filthy fun is it going to be?
I can’t get enough ass to mouth!
I swear sometimes I am just too filthy for some people but I can’t help it, I was born to be a nasty freak! Take ass to mouth for instance, a lot of girls act like they are too good to lick their own ass juice off of a guy’s cock but I fucking love it! Mmmm fuck my ass until it’s raw… or better yet, fuck my ass when it’s dirty as fuck and filled with shit, I want to lick chunks of shit off your dick. What can I say? I need it nasty! My friend Mike understands my needs, he came over last night and fucked me the way I like it best. He licked my asshole and got me all primed up before he shoved his giant cock inside my dirty asshole! I could feel the shit lubing me up as he fucked me, we were making a huge mess but I didn’t even care, it felt way too good to stop. I came so hard when he filled my ass with cum… and cleaning off that filthy shit covered dick was total bliss!
Shemale Phone Sex – My Tiny Asian Lover
I have a tiny Asian lover, and he loves showing me his tiny Asian cock and balls. He really loves it when I compare my shaft to his, holding it close to my own, showing him how much smaller his is than mine. It really gets his little cock all hard when I tell him how much my big cock is going to stretch his little sphincter right out, and how it will probably feel like I’m all up in his spine when I thrust into him. He loves looking at my sweet tits, but his favorite thing is when I invite another lady to play, and I let her have her way with me, and then him. It doesn’t matter if she has a strap-on or not, his little, tiny Asian dick gets so hard for my fucking her in the ass. He loves watching me stretch a female, because it shows him how tight it’s going to be when I finally put it in him. I love bending him over in front of me to plow that tiny little Asian ass. Looking down at that tiny little Asian all hunched over for me just really gets my rocks off.
Phone Sex Sluts Stuck in the Woods
I rented a car the other day for a trip out of town for baby girl and me. We were going to rent a cabin at the state park and enjoy ourselves for a long weekend retreat. Along the way, though, an 18 wheeler ran us off the road in a wooded area, and there wasn’t another road or business for miles. We were officially stranded in the woods, in an area where cell service didn’t exist. However, it was maybe 20 minutes or so later that the truck that ran us off the road came driving by at a snail’s pace. I saw him through the trees as I was sitting on the trunk of my car, baby girl’s head buried between my thighs. I didn’t think he’d seen us, as he kept on by at his snail’s pace, but moments later, he walked in from just to the right, a lusty grin on his face. He offered to take us back into town for a tow truck, if we would just do him a little favor, first. He wasn’t the best-looking man ever, but he wasn’t terrible, either. Baby girl stayed on her knees and started sucking his cock off. I sat there on my trunk, rubbing my cunt as he watched my hand move in circular patterns over my clit before dipping into my pussy.
Before much longer, he had both of us sitting on the trunk of the car, his big dick buried deep in my cunt as he fingered baby girl out hard and fast. He pounded into us, and I swear, he made me feel things so deep inside of myself that I wasn’t sure I’d ever felt them before. I was about to hit heaven!
Nasty Phonesex with a Trashy MILF
Nasty phonesex is the best kind of phone sex. This is a site for guys who like trailer trash kinds of girls. You know, the kind of women who not only have dirty minds, they have dirty lifestyles too. We had a Halloween party over the weekend. My husband invited a lot of business guys. Guys with penchants for young girls and boys. I of course had my brood on hand to enjoy the festivities. My brats range in age from knee high to teens or as I refer to it, something for everyone. I have a teen daughter. She is very popular with a few of my husband’s associates. Some P men love a girl who looks much older than her actual age. My little lovely Lolita was going to make the family money by being a breeding whore.
Now, she didn’t realize I fucked up her birth control pills months ago, in preparation for this very party. Saul made us the offer months ago. His fetish is knocking up teen girls. He also is obsessed with vampires. He came to the party dressed as Count Dracula. He had real looking vamp teeth too. My daughter loves vampires. She grew up watching Twilight films and True Blood with me. She thought she was just being a fang banger. She didn’t know that I knew she was ovulating or that she has been taking sugar pills daily for months. I escorted Count Dracula and my fang banger Lolita to a room with a nice pimped out big coffin bed. I watched as he bit her neck and drew some blood. I even donned a pair of teeth and bit her thigh.
I sucked his cock so I could guide it in my daughter’s ripe womb. As he came deep inside her pussy, I thanked him for making me a grandma. My daughter looked horrified. I just told her that Vampire Saul was paying for more than her tight teen pussy. He paid to put a bun in that oven. We would keep the little one though. Saul just likes to leave his legacy in young girls. He pays well for the privilege and my grand brat will make me money, so I see it as win win. My daughter was not at all happy, but when I told her how much money she was getting for being a pregnant slut, she said 9 months would be no problem. Live phone sex with me is always no taboo. I have a small growing army of young ones for you too.
White Trash Phone Sex with a GangBang Whore
White trash phone sex describes me well. I am the kind of woman with no limits or taboos. I am always the kind of woman who never says no to a good time. I get asked all the time what is the nastiest thing I have ever done before. That is so hard to answer because when you have no limits, nothing is too nasty for you. I have engaged in water sports. I have played in the barnyard. I fuck my son and his friends. I have fucked for drugs. I have pimped out my daughter. I have molested young boys. I have smeared peanut butter on my pussy for the four legged beasts. I have let men shit on me. I have been a gangbang whore. I have drank gallons of cum in a day. Maybe the problem is that I have not yet done anything I think is that nasty. Today, I let a friend of mine fill my pussy up with cum after several of man’s best friends had done that first. I shit all the cum into a cup, snorted a line of coke then chugged on the cum. I love being a nasty freak. Maybe you can help me get even nastier?
Who knew that gas station bathrooms could be sexy?
Who knew that gas station bathrooms could be sexy as fuck? Not me that’s for sure! Shit, all I wanted to do was get high, I had my last rock with me and I had to smoke it right then cus I felt like I was gonna die so I went into the crappy little bathroom behind the gas station. I was shaking so hard I could barely get it lit and as soon as I pulled that first hit deep into my lungs a few big thug looking men came busting in there. One of them knocked the pipe out of my hands and I just wanted to cry when I saw it shatter into a million pieces, I was screaming at them but they just laughed at me. The biggest one slapped me across the face and said that if I wanted to get high that I had to let them all fuck my ass… what was I gonna do? Say no? Fuck that shit! I just pulled down my pants and bent the fuck over! They fucked my poor ass so fucking hard that I could barely walk when they were done but you know what? It was all worth it cus they gave me a fucking 8ball to go home with!