I am a dirty phone sex slut. The no limits, no taboo kind of dirty slut. I took my oldest daughter to the local strip club last night. She is not 21 yet, but she was with me and no one would card her. If they did, I could bribe them with money or head. Either works every time. We had no problem waltzing right into the club. My plan was to sign her up for amateur night. I wanted her to get some stripper moves. The amateur night was not what I was expecting. It was a nude wrestling competition oiled up. I was game and so was my daughter. Neither of us have wrestling experience. I did watch Ronda Rousey when she wrestled because she is hot as fuck. I was hoping I would be paired with my daughter, but they had some random pairings. I was the hottest trashy milf in the place. What I lacked in skill, I made up for in spunk. I took 6 strippers down. My daughter was out her first round. That was a little disappointing. I, however, was a well-oiled machine. I ended up winning the entire thing and the $1,000 prize. That was a shock to me and the strippers. To show no hard feelings, I booked the VIP room for a couple hours with five of the hottest strippers in the club. I spent more than I won but I didn’t do it for the money. It was just something to cross off the bucket list, I guess. My daughter and I made hardcore orgy porn with some of the strippers I defeated. Lots of scissor moves in the VIP room! Lots of pussy eating too. My daughter even learned how to pole dance. One of the stripers is going to give her lessons. Girls need to have many skills to succeed in life nowadays.
