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The Alabama Hot Pocket: Getting Filthy with Scat Phone Sex

scat phone sexScat phone sex introduced this dirty whore to something called the Alabama Hot Pocket. I had never heard of it before, but the phone call was so hot and dirty, I had to try it out for real. I just headed down to the local truck stop to pick up an equally filthy minded partner in crime. Leroy was from Mississippi, but he knew all about that sex act. He said I was the first chick to ask him for some bathroom fun who was  not strung out looking for a little cash for her next fix. He was surprised that I was down for a brown shower. Fuck, I am a filthy whore. I was gonna be high, but I don’t need to be fucked up to enjoy some dirty toilet sex for the record.  We drank some Mad Dog, did a few lines of my favorite party supply and got nasty. He actually took a bunch of poop pills to ensure he could take a major dump in my twat. Do you get it now? An Alabama Hot Pocket is when you shit in a girl’s pussy. A nice big pile of steaming crap in her pussy. I got on the couch, hung my body upside down, spread my legs so Leroy could squat over me and shit in my cunt. I crammed his shit pile into my pussy, then we fucked. It was a hot, dirty, smelly fuck. A nasty shit fuck is so taboo, which is what makes me want to try it. If you think that was nasty, you should have watched me blow him after his dick had been in my mud pie. I am not always such a dirty whore, but when I am, watch out.  I’ll try anything once and I never say, no way would I do that.

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I love some big black cock! Do not misunderstand me though- I love all cocks. However there is something special about a big black cock that’s full of creamy cum sliding in and out of my wet pink holes. It may be the color contrast or it may be the fact that they fill me up and make it hurt a little bit. I am on the hunt for some huge black dicks that I can suck and get nice and wet with my saliva. I want to face fuck it until I get a big nice mouthful of milky pre-cum. When that nice big black pole is throbbing hard and is on the verge of busting. I am going to shove it in my wet cunt. I want him to work it open and gape my slimy wet pussy hole. I am going to try taking those black cocks balls deep in my holes, I know it is going to be a challenge but I am determined to get those black cocks deep and hard in everyone of my holes. I want multiple black cocks. You can even watch while I fill myself up with those dicks going in and out of my mouth, and my pussy and ass getting stretched to the max. Just wait until they burst. Oh how I love big black cocks.

Anal Cum Dumpster Phone Sex

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As you can imagine we get some pretty nasty request here at the truck stop. Just the other night I had a trucker come in asking for two bitches that weren’t afraid to take it in the ass and who loved to guzzle nut. Of course that’s all my hoes but I rewarded the two top bitches because this fella was paying very generously. Part of the deal was that I could sit on the side lines and watch. Yeah I am a dirty whore myself and this sounded nice and nasty and I wanted an up close and personal show. Let’s just say I am quality control. He had both bitches lined up side by side and started spitting on their assholes. Then he would smear it around with the tip of his dick. Going back and fourth trading their tight little asses. Once he fucked their shit holes until they were gaping he made them go down on his nuts each slut would suck one at a time into their mouths stuffing their cheeks like chipmunks. You could see how engorged his balls were….he shared with us that he had not came in almost 3 months. So when he blew his load it was going to be massive. I lay spread eagle on the side lines playing with my cunt while I watched him fuck the shit out of their asses. It was not much longer and he let out a groan and right behind followed his cum show. He let it go deep in on of their asses and then made the other bitch get underneath of her and open wide as he instructed her to push all of his nut out of her gaping ass. It came rushing out and the hoe underneath did an amazing job at catching and swallowing it all down. Another satisfied customer. Unfortunately I hadn’t the chance to cum. Maybe you can help????

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She Joined Her Husband…and Me

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Oops. I’ve been caught! Some guys wife found out I was sucking him off and fucking him on the side and she was so pissed! But he convinced her to join in, can you believe that? I thought she was gonna kick my ass cus when she came in that room and saw her husband on top of me with his dick balls deep in my pussy she was pissed! But this smooth talker right here convinced her that she would have more fun fucking me instead and damn if she didn’t start stripping off her clothes right then! I’m not stupid so I just went along with it and started licking her pussy so her husband could see. She was totally loving it too, her pussy was dripping wet and I knew if I kept it up she would be cumming all over my face. Pretty sure she aint pissed no more now, in fact we may just do this again!

Kentucky Klondike Bar toilet sex

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Just when I thought I was getting better at being a crazy, dumb, and disgusting bitch, I always shock myself. I was at a friend of a friends house in Kentucky for a get together that was fairly small. We started doing some blow and getting fucking waisted. We were all so high and horny that we started coming up with created ways to have some Kentucky fun. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Remember that commercial? Well we thought to ourselves “why not make our own deliciously good “ice cream bar”. Well, you can bet your “bottom” dollar we didn’t use ice cream, oh no. Why would be do that? Instead I decided that I needed to take a big shit. Once my big turd came out of my ass hole, we went ahead and popped it in the freezer. Once my shit turd was frozen we stuck that ice cold rock solid chocolate turd ice cream back in my ass hole. And when everyone saw that I shoved it back into where it came from, you can only imagine their faces. I made some cocks swell up. The men took turns shoving their dicks inside of me pushing that shit bar into my ass deeper. They fucked me and pushed that turd further and further up me with every thrust. What wouldn’t you do for my Kentucky Klondike bar?!

Training My Baby to be a Gangbang Whore

gangbang whoreNot only am I a gangbang whore, so are my daughters; even the littlest one. Fucking is not only fun, but extremely profitable. My parents made good money making me their little whore, selling me to the highest bidder and keeping me knocked up. Unlike my folks, however, I let my girls keep the majority of the money they make . Personally, I think girls are far better whores when something is in it for them too. That is why when one of my fuck toys offered me 5 grand for my baby for a bachelor party, I told my daughter there was $4,000 for her to be nice to some old guys for a few hours. I of course chaperoned. I dressed her like a beauty pageant girl. Guys who like young girls, love that look. I explained to her that $4,000 would buy her all the princess clothes and dolls she could imagine. She beamed and said would make those men so happy. She had no idea how hard she was gonna work for that money. We arrived at the address I was provided. I slipped her a Benadryl cocktail to make her less feisty. When  guys shell out that kind of money for a few hours, they want anything goes, even hardcore anal sex. They were going to ruin her. A bunch of dirty old perverts wanting to dip their fuck sticks into the tiniest, tightest holes for a night of debauchery, were not going to make love to her little fuck holes.  They did a number on her baby girl pussy and virgin ass. She looked like a midget porn star taking cocks at both ends. Eyes rolling back in her head, she was in some pain. I gave her some of my blunt, which seemed to help. She was a pro though. Never cried, never said no, was always gracious. She  was a cum coated doll by the time she was done, but a rich one.

Ellen Loves Public Fucking

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I love being the enter of attention! I have no shame in my game. I am proud to be a cock loving cum whore and I don’t care who knows or sees me. I love to fuck in public! Customer service is key so  taking one of my guys down a dark alleyway used to be the way I did it. Fucking behind the dumpster was hot, but now I’ll lean over and suck a guy’s dick while he’s at a red light for 10 bucks. I don’t care who sees me as long as someone does! I love being a dirty fucking whore! It makes me so fucking horny knowing I could get caught. I get off when people see me do these dirty things for money. I love shocking the public. I love fucking in front of people. I guess that’s why I have always been a dirty fucking whore. I’m the bitch you come to when you want your dick sucked while you’re on your way to work. I’ll be waiting for you.

I Instigated It

phone sex line evonneI knew what I was doing when I wore my little black dress to the club. I also knew what I was doing when I choose what to wear under it. I know he is jealous as hell. I also knew that the way I looked and the way I was dancing on the dance floor I was attracting slutty ass attention, I watched him get madder as the night wore on and he got drunker. Every time a man looked at me with that I could fuck you look in his eyes, Steve would get the look of hall and damnation in his eyes. I get off on watching it, instigating it. It wouldn’t be long before he would be beating the shit out of some poor slob all over me and this shit drove me crazy. My cunt would get nice and wet as I watch him beat someone down When it is all over with and the dumb ass is on the ground, bleeding, barely conscience, I will stand over him and let my cunt cum while laughing at him and telling him this is the pussy he just got fucked up over.

What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

I’m Damn Proud to be a Big Dick Sucker and Trashy MILF

big dick suckerA big dick sucker who is a total bimbo whore, will suck anyone off at anytime, anywhere. The pool is open now in my trailer park since it is warm again. I love to sun my hot body. Mostly I like to flaunt it, but I do look better with a tan. This young stud was at the pool too. I didn’t ask his age. I believe in don’t ask, don’t tell when it comes to age and marital status. Neither matter if you have a big dick. I started flirting with him. Discovered he was playing hokey from school as it was some sort of walk out day. I didn’t care if he could drive, vote or drink. As long as he could fuck. Do you know what happens to a young boy when he puts sunscreen on a dirty old cougar’s back? He gets hard. Rock hard. I squirted some sunscreen in my palms, smeared it on my hands, then  worked my hands under his swim trunks till I found his throbbing shaft. I jacked his dick until it was in an upright position. His pre cum was leaking between my fingers. Felt pretty amazing. Tasted finger licking good too. I bobbed my head up and down his rod, slurping up anything that oozed out of  his swollen cock. Yes I slurped up some piss too. I’m a dirty whore. I lick up anything. I was tonguing his taint, jacking his dick and rubbing my pussy. As I was buried between his legs, I heard someone say, “You gonna share your trashy MILF friend, Todd.? I turned around and 4 boys had their cocks out waiting their turn. I took turns blowing and jacking them. At one point, I had one in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my ass and one in my puss. This old cougar can entertain a troop.