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Drunk sex porn Putting out Fires

Drunk sex pornHave you ever gotten so drunk that when you sit there and remember what you did last night you don’t know whether to laugh, be embarrassed, or just die? Well, I did that and then some. I got so drunk that I put on my Halloween costume and ran around telling people to put me out. You have no idea how many strangers are willing to piss all over a hot girl. I even held their cocks, giggling as I stroked and sucked on them. “I”m on fire Mister.” I’d look up at them as my tongue teased that head and I was slurring those words. They all grinned probably thinking I wouldn’t remember and told me to kneel back, spraying their hot and musky piss all over my tongue and tits. Filling up my mouth and stopping just long enough for me to swallow. Some guys even got so hard they didn’t want me to stop. They fucked my throat, cumming while buried in it. Then pissing down my throat making me either swallow or choke on it. It was so fucking hot at the time but waking up with a hangover and smelling like a urinal and an unused and horny cunt. Not so much.

Golden Showers and The Real Freak

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I’d just got through dancing and was backstage alone in the dressing room when someone knocked on the door. I opened the door and standing there was Mr. Doldalski. All the dancers gave Mr. Doldalski a special nickname “The Real Freak”. The Real Freak would pay dancers crazy amounts of money to go home with him and let him do all sorts of outrageous things. Tonight he chose me. He promised me $2000 if I went home with him. I hesitated at first because I’d heard about his strange requests. But $2000 is a lot of money and I couldn’t say no. His house was huge, I was impressed. He led me to a dark red room with sex toys everywhere. Sex swings, whips, vibrators and many other sexual contraptions filled the room. The Real Freak really was a freak. In the back of the room was a low mattress covered in plastic. He had me lay down naked on the mattress and pulled out his cock and pissed all over me. I was drenched in his warm urine and he loved it. He pulled out his cell phone and snapped a couple of pictures. I was soaked in piss, he made me get on my hands and knees and fucked me doggystyle. I felt completely humiliated but I was two-thousand dollars richer.

Water Sports Kinky Fun

Water sports sex CarrieI fucking love having sexy water sports fun! The wetter and nastier we can get, the better! It turns me on so fucking much to give and receive a nice and warm, delicious golden shower! I met this guy at the grocery store the other day, he was a total white trash hick but I was so attracted to him! I could see his big cock bulge through his dirty jeans and I knew immediately that I wanted his gross piss all over my sexy body! I asked him to come home with me for some naughty play time and he agreed! Once we got home, I stripped naked for him and spread out a big blue blanket on my couch to absorb all of the urine! I layed down and used my big blue vibrating dildo all over my tight little cunt while he stood there and watched while jerking his big cock! I gave him a big jug of water to drink and told him how badly I wanted his delicious golden shower all over me! He was moaning and said he was about to cum then wanted to piss everywhere, and that’s exactly what he did! He busted his fat load of creamy jizz all over my face and in my hair then washed it all down with a huge shower of piss squirting out of his cock! I was fucking drenched and it was so god damn yummy! He had never done something like that before, I fucking love corrupting the innocent ones!

toilet sex for drugs or money

toilet sex

I love trading my pussy for drugs. If you have Meth, coke, fake, pills, or weed I’ll let you fuck me. I’ll also fuck you for money. What ever you have to offer for my sweet fuck hole.  If your broke and clean don’t bother lol. If you have something to offer I will be all yours. I’ll be a damn good dirty hoe for you. I’ll suck your cock for hours. I love getting Fucked in my ass. That will cost you though. Lol. Maybe a quarter gram of dope? Or a quarter ounce of weed? What you got baby, cause I am ready to trade. I’ll let you fuck my tight wet cunt as hard and fast as you want. I’ll let you face fuck me and make me choke on that big veiny cock until I puke all over it. I’ll lick up my mess and make sure you love every moment of it. Would you like to Shit in my mouth? Of course it will cost you. Give me a nice golden shower after you have used me up like that nasty Fucking drug whore I am. When you are done destroying me just get up and leave. That’s the way I like it. Make me feel like a used up hoe. Use me , abuse me, then leave. Don’t forget baby, I get the drugs first. That way I know your not playing me.

Shit, piss and cum in my pie hole

I am a sucker for having someone shit in my mouth while I am being fucked really hard and fast. I love pulling my pussy lips wide open and having a nice stream of hot musty piss fill my pussy hole like the toilet I wish it was. I want my pussy to wreak of old sex, pissy vinegar smells and the stench of shit in my throat as I scream in delight. I want my ass hole to spout runny ass diarrheaScat phone sex Aurora as I shake my ass up and down trying to get every last ounce on the floor just  so I can lick it up and shove it down the back of my throat. I can rinse it down with a hot warm shot of chunky cum and some ammonia piss to clear my nostrils.  I want to take some shit and shove it inside my gaping pussy and be double stuffed, then I want those dicks rammed into the back of my throat, make me taste shit cum and piss as a triple shot for my dessert tonight.

Pissing Sex Stories with a Sexy MILF

pissing sex storiesDo you like pissing sex stories? I am a dirty woman. I have led a colorful life. No doubt I have done things most women would never consider doing. I wouldn’t have it any other way actually. So when my teen son brought home a boy who I caught spying on me in the bathroom, I decided to have some fun with him. I have been around the block a few times. I know what boys enjoy by their behavior. This boy was fascinated by me peeing. It had less to do with me being a sexy MILF and more with him being a budding toilet slave. A woman can never have too many of those around. I thought about how to bring his toilet slave side to the forefront. I went into the gym room, got a pitcher, called in the boys and did squats over the pitcher while pissing into it. My son was not shocked, he enjoys water sports sex. My son pulled his cock out to stroke. His friend followed suit until I beckoned him over.  He crawled over like a hungry dog. He started to lap at my pee stream. Oh yeah, most definitely a toilet slave. I sprayed him with my special champagne as he basked in the joy of tasting my warm hot piss. My son likes to watch me pee, even likes to pee on me, but he has yet to drink my piss. That all changed. Maybe it was jealousy? I don’t know, but I enjoyed the fact that I had two teen boys kneeling beneath me to drink my golden nectar like slave boys. Felt good to be the piss queen. My daughter brought me a big glass of lemonade and joined me in the fun. We pissed on those boys for hours. Are you jealous? I will let you listen to me pee on a call if you are into that sort of thing too!

I love brushing my teeth with shit

I was in the bathroom getting ready for work, I still needed to brush my teeth when all of the sudden  I had the urge I needed to take a massive dookie. I sat down to take a shit and was thwre for a bit trying to push it out when I realized I was running short on time, still had to do my hair and brush my teeth. But I was not done shitting and my stomach was upset. I then got this crazy notion that my tooth brush bristlesScat phone sex Aurora would probably feel good rubbing on my clit while I had a massive terd coming out of my asshole. I decided to put my theory to the test. I took my tooth brush and softly rubbed the hairs along my clit as I gave a shudder of delight. I did it a little harder as my terd fully came out. I then thought maybe it might feel good putting that toothbrush up my ass and pumping it in and out a bit, I was right it felt phenomenal. I did it til I cam all over, then I brushed my teeth with that tooth brush, combed my hair and went to work.story.

Golden Shower Sex

Golden Showers Sex CarrieI fucking love when a guy wants me to give him a golden shower, it’s one of my favorite dirty things to do! My urine is so warm and delicious, men love to drink it up while I pee on them! One of my fuck buddies is a little loser bitch with a huge fucking cock and he loves it when I take control of him and douse him with a yummy golden shower. He’s a real nasty mother fucker but I love it! I showed up to his house butt naked and a bladder full of liquid ready for him to devour me! He loves laying on the floor of his huge shower while I step on his cock and chest and give him a foot job with my pretty little feet! It doesn’t take much to make his big cock throbbing for me! Right as hes about to cum his huge load of dick juice, I squat over him and pee on him from head to toe! I know how to properly maneuver my pussy so that i’m able to hit every angle of his body while I give him the best golden shower of his life! I make sure to have a cup next to me as well because I always love to save some extra for him to drink after i’m done soaking his entire existence. It turns me on so fucking much to piss on such a submissive man! Drink up!

White trash phone sex slut Ellen needs some help this year.

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It’s only the 3rd of January and I already have something wrong with my pussy! It’s not getting fucked enough! I need my tight little bald cum dumpster filled up with cum. Come on I know you have few horny friends. We could all get together and get fucked up. I know a few nigger cocks you guys could watch me suck for some coke and a few blunts. We get a hotel after and you spend the night fucking a dirty nigger cock loving whore. Piss on me, shit on me. Make eat the shit out of your dirty asshole. Use me like the worthless piece of shit that I am. It’s a New Year and I am just going to be honest with myself. I am a nasty druggy cum dumpster. I am embracing it this year. Who wants to help me?!

Golden showers phone sex

golden showers phone sex

I went to a friends to score some shit and when I got there he was already pretty much gone. He was so fucked up and so fucking horny. I asked him for some shit and he told me I was going to have to work for it. I am down for anything because I really want to get high right now.

He tells me to follow him. He leads me into the bathroom and tells me to get on my hands and knees. I am thinking he wants me to suck his juicy cock which I was ready to do. That was until he decided to stick his fat cock head into my throat and piss in my mouth.

I started chocking on is his piss and before I knew it he had his cock head on the top of my head and he was drenching me in his piss. My hair was getting soaking wet and all that urine was running down my face and my body. I was literally getting lathered and saturated in his warm hot pee.

If I wanted my drugs I was going to have to work for it. I opened my mouth and I started drinking that piss down. I was gulping it, letting it fill my tummy up. I love golden showers almost as much as golden baths. Maybe next time he can fill up his tub for me.