This trashy milf went to get a new tattoo yesterday. I met with a cute young artist who was going to sketch out my tramp stamp. However, she kept suggesting what I needed were some pussy piercings. She could not stop staring at my breasts or my crotch. I have a couple tats already, but the only thing pierced are my ears. I think she had milf fever. She was a sexy young Goth girl. Great body. Tattoos all over her body. She had lots or piercings too. Sexy young bad girl. Not sure if she was gay or straight or simply curious. It did not matter to me. She ripped my panties off, spread my legs and buried her face between my legs. She told me how certain spots are heightened sexually with piercings. Had to peel me off the ceiling after she was done with me. That girl could lick pussy. I licked her back. I saw all the piercings she had and felt how hard she came. After some strap-on play with my sexy Goth girl, I wanted some things pierced too. My pussy was wet. Her pussy was wet. We were covered in sweat from our lesbian romp. We took a shower and went back to her shop. She gave me a Nefertiti piercing. Not going to lie, it hurt like a bitch, but she gave me some TLC she does not give everyone. Once the swelling went down, she tried it out. One of the hardest cums of my life. And she only used her tongue and fingers. Now, I feel like a real bad ass bitch. My army of sluts at home get to eat mommy’s cunnie tonight with her new piercing. My guess is I will be squirting all over their cherub little faces. I went for a tat and got a piercing instead. One of the best decisions I have ever made.
Category: Freaky phone sex
Trashy MILF Got a Nefertiti Piercing
Drunk Phone Sex: I Spill My Secrets
I got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin. Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin. Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.
Trailer Trash Whore Fuck Doll
I am known as the trailer trash whore of the little town I live in. I was joking with someone the other day about how I should just install a drive through fuck station. Maybe cut a hole in the wall of my bedroom so I can back up to it or put my head out to suck cock. Wouldn’t that be amazing? You just hear a ding and know that you’re about to get your cunt or face fucked? I know I’d have a line backed up around the trailer at all times. My fuck holes might never get a rest. But that’s okay with me. The more cock, the better.
The sexiest part of this for me would be that I am just getting fucked by any random stranger who needs a piece of ass. It could be anyone at all – even people I don’t like. I’d never know I was getting hate fucked. There’s just something about that that seems so sexy and satisfying. Do you think having a drive through fuck hole in my trailer is a good idea? Call me so we can talk about it. Maybe you can even give me some more ideas.
Breeding Phone Sex Sluts and Their Daughters
Do you like the notion of breeding phone sex sluts? What about their daughters? I loved being pregnant. I was pregnant over 12 times in my life. I am still fertile, but I am 42 now and that is not the best breeding age for a woman. I have three daughters, however, who have already started their periods which means anyone of them can get a bun in the oven. The only way our family is going to stay strong and grow is if my daughters birth daddy and I some grand angels. I am grooming my girls to be breeding whores. A fertile pussy is a terrible thing to waste. We need some much younger pussy to sell. None of my sweet whores are virgins anymore. My band of sexy prostitutes have some high mileage pussies for their age. Men want super tight. Men want virgins. Men want super young pussy. Daddy has started feeling out some of his contacts in the sex industry. It is his client list that keeps us rolling in the money. Thanks to modern technology, daddy and I can auction off fertile young pussy and we can even stream impregnation parties. We can profit so many ways. First, off selling the rights to knock up a young fertile girl. Second, off watching a young fertile girl get knocked up. We can also make money off pregnant girl porn. Guys pay more money to fuck a pregnant whore, especially one about ready to pop a brat right out of her pussy. Daddy has already secured three high rollers for our breeding bash party. I cannot wait until we have three pregnant teen sluts fucking. I am not sure I want to be called a grandma yet, but I am down for making more money off even younger little holes.


















