Category: Freaky phone sex

Drunk Phone Sex: I Spill My Secrets

drunk phone sexI got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin.  Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin.  Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.

You Can Dress A Stripper Up But She Is Still A Hoe

stripper sex storiesEvery so often I have wealthy clients that like me to attend outside functions with them. For a cost I will do just about anything. Anyways, he wanted me to help him host a small gathering of his colleagues and play the part of his partner. Sure, no worries, I like the dude and how hard can it really be. I arrived wearing a nice dress and helped him. I hadn’t seen him outside the club, and he was actually quite nice looking. I had fucked him sure, so I knew what he had beneath those khakis, but I kept it in check and continued on with the party. It was a success, and everyone left happy and none the wiser that I was in fact a paid stripper. I tried to be good, but I had had a few drinks and was feeling horny. As he walked back to the kitchen, I met him with my tits and juicy pussy fully exposed wanting his cock. He actually dropped the plates and headed right to me. He lifted me on the counter and started sucking on my tits as I hurriedly unbuckled his belt and grabbed his big cock. I laid back and he started sucking on my swollen clit making my quickly squirt in his face. Then he lifted me to the ground, bent me over the chair and pounded my pussy from behind. He was stroking so hard and his balls were rubbing against me that I came again. He filled my pussy with his warm creamy cum and then turned me around, pushed me to the floor and I blew him hard again. We fucked into the morning and I left with a big stack of cash and my holes full of his sperm. It was a hot night.

Pissing Sex in the Pool

pissing sexOccasionally, I enjoy pissing sex. It makes me feel even dirtier than I already am. When you are a P mom who pimps out her offspring, there really is not much you will not do. My oldest son had a pool party over the weekend. It was his birthday and daddy and I said he could have whatever he wanted. What he wanted was to have friends over. I wore a tiny bikini for the celebration. Not sure he wanted me at the party, but I crashed it anyway. I am a hot woman and a sexy mommy. His friends did not mind. I served his friends beer and let them smoke some primo weed. I had my motives. High drunk teens get freaky. I took off my bikini and pissed in the pool. Then teen boys pissed in the pool. Then boys pissed on girls. We were swimming in pee. At one point, we were all by the edge of the pool pissing into it. The girls were squatted down on the pool edge pissing right with the boys. It was kinky. It was something out of a freaky phone sex call. It was hot and liberating too. Being naked outside, pissing our cares away, partying and fucking. The boys all fucked me, and they fucked the teen girls at the birthday party too. I do not always participate in watersports, but when I do, it is with a bunch of teens.

Trailer Trash Whore Fuck Doll

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I am known as the trailer trash whore of the little town I live in. I was joking with someone the other day about how I should just install a drive through fuck station. Maybe cut a hole in the wall of my bedroom so I can back up to it or put my head out to suck cock. Wouldn’t that be amazing? You just hear a ding and know that you’re about to get your cunt or face fucked? I know I’d have a line backed up around the trailer at all times. My fuck holes might never get a rest. But that’s okay with me. The more cock, the better.

The sexiest part of this for me would be that I am just getting fucked by any random stranger who needs a piece of ass. It could be anyone at all – even people I don’t like. I’d never know I was getting hate fucked. There’s just something about that that seems so sexy and satisfying. Do you think having a drive through fuck hole in my trailer is a good idea? Call me so we can talk about it. Maybe you can even give me some more ideas.

Mr. Fix it

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It’s so hot in this house and nobody is doing house calls at the moment because well you know Corona. I need someone to come and fix this and it’s going to cost. And I don’t know anyone who will turn down this tight, chocolate, wet pussy, and of course this fat ass. So, I call up Mr. Fix it, you see I call him Mr. Fix it because well he fixes it all. You see his big black cock can fix every itch I never knew that needed to be scratched and his tongue will have you climbing up the wall. Oh yeah, he can fix my ac too. I call him up and say hey Jamal, its Alyssa I got some kush come through she misses you. He comes and of course, I answer naked because it’s too hot for clothes. He complains about the heat and I explain my ac went out he goes right to fixing it. Once it’s complete he comes back in and I go give him a hug and I notice he already hard. So, I drop and slowly put all 9.5 inches in my mouth, arching my neck so I can deep throat. As he moans, he lifts me up and puts me on his shoulders and begins to eat my pussy as it’s his last meal. After I cum he flips me over and starts hitting me from the back and he is punishing me because he hates when I go so long without calling him. You see I’m a fiend for a lot of things his cock being one but at least this one I can control.

Breeding Phone Sex Sluts and Their Daughters

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Do you like the notion of breeding phone sex sluts? What about their daughters? I loved being pregnant. I was pregnant over 12 times in my life. I am still fertile, but I am 42 now and that is not the best breeding age for a woman. I have three daughters, however, who have already started their periods which means anyone of them can get a bun in the oven. The only way our family is going to stay strong and grow is if my daughters birth daddy and I some grand angels. I am grooming my girls to be breeding whores. A fertile pussy is a terrible thing to waste. We need some much younger pussy to sell. None of my sweet whores are virgins anymore.  My band of sexy prostitutes have some high mileage pussies for their age. Men want super tight. Men want virgins. Men want super young pussy. Daddy has started feeling out some of his contacts in the sex industry. It is his client list that keeps us rolling in the money. Thanks to modern technology, daddy and I can auction off fertile young pussy and we can even stream impregnation parties. We can profit so many ways. First, off selling the rights to knock up a young fertile girl. Second, off watching a young fertile girl get knocked up. We can also make money off pregnant girl porn. Guys pay more money to fuck a pregnant whore, especially one about ready to pop a brat right out of her pussy. Daddy has already secured three high rollers for our breeding bash party. I cannot wait until we have three pregnant teen sluts fucking. I am not sure I want to be called a grandma yet, but I am down for making more money off even younger little holes.

Freaky phone sex slut Quinn

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Everyone knows what a freaky phone sex slut I am! I had the hottest call ever yesterday! He wanted to have fun with a kinky little cum slut. I had already been playing with my cummy cunt for hours. I was snorting lines and teasing my clit all night long while I was on the phone with him! He listened as my dealer showed up and I paid him for more blow and for his hard dick! I had to get my fix and cum is my true addiction! I let him fill my pussy with cum before I made him call some friends over to fuck me. I needed to be packed and stuffed full of sticky cream to satisfy my cravings. Once they left, I started finger fucking my cummy cunt while I talked nasty to my caller. He loved hearing me talk about the warm cum gushing out of my wet pussy in waves and the sticky strings of jizz all over my hand. I spend every day getting fucked and stuffed and every night on the phone playing with my cum hole.

BBC Phone Sex

bbc phone sexI have a secret love for bbc phone sex. I am not like an exclusive black cock whore. I love all kinds of cocks. Variety is the spice of life, but I fucked this black dealer last night to score some coke. O M G. His cock was huge. It was hard to swallow it all and I think I have some awesome cock sucking skills. He made me work for my weekend party supplies too. He said he had a thing for blonde whores who party. Before I tried to swallow his cock, I had to snort a line off his dick. Let us just say that was the longest line of coke I have ever snorted. His cock was almost 13 inches long. He was hard to swallow even for a big dick sucker like me. He took a few pictures of the blonde whore gagging on his anaconda and shared it on his snap chat. Before long he had friends coming over to share the party girl’s holes. I could not say no. I wanted that coke. I wanted those big black cocks too. I needed their cum. Sometimes, a girl just needs to be treated like a whore. And no one treats me more like the whore I am than a black man.

Trailer Trash Druggy Whore

No Taboo Phone SexMy cunt gets so wet for crack. That’s right. I’m a trailer trash druggy whore who needs her fix. When I’m dripping wet all over your cock, it’s because I’m thinking about buying and smoking all that ice. I’ll do anything for a hit; anal cum dumpster, sucking big black cocks, even eating your asshole. That’s right, I’m a filthy fucking whore who will do literally whatever you ask. Yeah, there’s nothing I won’t do for a drag of that sweet dream. I’ll even rent out my offspring. I have eight, you know, so I can spare three or four. Do you know how much money I could make off of their young, hard cocks and sweet bald cunts? So much. I know what you’d pay as a PDaddy to be able to play with rugrats. You don’t have to be shy, I actually love to watch them work up on you and fulfill your every fantasy. You want my darlings, and I want my drugs. Let’s make a trade.

Big Dick Sucker and Proud

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I’m pretty well known on the lot lizard scene in my town for being a big dick sucker. Cocks that choke other whores slide right down my throat very easily. I guess it helps that I have been sucking cock for a really long time – probably even before I should have been. But I LOVE being a dirty whore and getting down on my knees to suck that trucker cock. I mean, they’ve been on the road for a while and need some relief. I’m very happy to be the one to provide it for them. Some truckers tell me they drive a little bit out of their way just to make sure they can get a blow job from me.

I love looking up and seeing a line of men waiting on me to suck them off. It turns me on so much and I always have to put my fingers in my cunt while I’m sucking those big cocks. Do you want to hear what it’s like for me on one of those nights? Do you want to hear about the way I would suck your fat cock and make you cum? Just call me and use me just like everyone else does. I love it.