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Toilet Play for World Water Day.

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World Water Day is always a fun day for me. As you know, the bathroom is my favorite room in the house. Conserving water makes that even more fun. Why flush when you have a human urinal waiting with her mouth open for your liquid hydration. It’s much more fun to stick your cock in my hot, piss slurping piehole than some ceramic throne, isn’t it? Plus I lick you all nice and clean, right after I get a chaser of creaming cum!!!

And if you need to take a steaming dump, allow me to service you afterward. It takes gallons of our natural resources to flush that filthy toilet tissue when it is so easily solved by letting me gently but firmly lick every wrinkle on that puckered ass clean. Mmmm, I love the taste and I bet you get a stiff cock from my tongue probing your sensitive poop hole and the back side of your nut sac.

Every Day is World Water Day for me!!! You’ll find me waiting in that public restroom. All you gotta do is ask me for my help. Make a girl wet and the whole world a little wetter!!!

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Period Phone Sex with Amara

Period Phone SexI seem to be getting offers these days that I cannot turn down. Last night at the diner an unfamiliar face came in. He was a big burly trucker. Honestly he did not look the type to order anything more than our greasy spoon special. Much less the request he had. So he proceeded to tell me he wanted the monthly pussy special. I gave him a look of uncertainty like I said he definitely did not fit the profile of a lot lizard John. I went on to tell him about all my girls and asked which one may satisfy his craving. He smiled at me with a chuckle ans went on to tell me that I was not understanding his request. He said baby I have had women of many types, I’ve had the pleasure of smothering my face with the pussy of big women, petite women, brunette women, blonde women, women of many ethnicities, even a midget gal, all of them in which I earned my red wings. But you know honey, he says…I have not had the pleasure of burying my face into the pussy of a fiery red headed woman such as yourself during that special time of the month. He reached in his front pocket of his overalls and fanned out hundred dollar bills in front of me. He said for $2000 will you let me lap up your bloody pussy juices for the night. I am sure my eyes lit up with me being the nasty bitch that I am this did not shock me. What shocked me was he is willing to shell out that kind of cash. When the truth is I probably would have done it for a fraction of that price. I felt like I just hit the lottery! I wondered how he’d known it was my time of the month, so I asked him. He said sweetie I have the nose of a blood hound, no pun intended. I smelled you as soon as I hit that door. I just giggled and told him I’d meet him at his rig. I climbed up in his truck and he had towels spread out on his bunk. He laid me back and I spread my legs. He started to stroke his dick, which was hard for me to see over that belly. He took his other hand and rubbed it all around my lips then slid a finger into my tight red cunt hole. As he pulled it out he took that hand and began stroking his cock with that slippery hand all lubed up with a combination of my pussy juices and blood. He just couldn’t resist any longer as he dove face first into my messy cunt. Lapping up my wetness right straight from my cunt hole. He was mumbling how delicious I tasted as he buried his tongue even deeper inside of me. He was so proud to earn his fiery red headed, red wings. And I was just happy that I made two grand laying on my back.

Big Dick Sucker Lessons on Some Dirty Talking Lines

big dick sucker bevI’m a big dick sucker. I taught my daughter how to be one too, just like my mother taught me. I guess you could say I have some dirty talking lines for phone sex. I love talking about all sorts of non vanilla topics like drugs, incest, gangbangs, toilet play, four legged friends, breeding sex, cum eating… I guess you get the picture? Want to know how I taught my daughter to suck a big dick? I used our four legged friend. He was a big beast so he had a big dick for a little girl. She loved him, so it was easy to get her to do it. I was high as kite that day, so that may have added to my choice of cock for her first head lesson. She complained at first that it was slimy. But once she realized Thor loved it, she sucked harder and faster. Her brother busted us. I thought for sure he would be disgusted with us both, but quite the opposite. He was so turned on he started stroking his dick watching.

some dirty talking linesI wasn’t going to be the only girl without dick in her mouth, so I sucked my son off while my daughter toyed with Thor. Thor locked his red rocket in her mouth and thrust like a beast until he came.  I was so proud of my little whore; she swallowed  his nasty spunk like a dirty old cougar. Like her mamma actually! My son jet blasted his load in my mouth watching his sister take spooge from the family beast. My daughter and I made out, swapping our loads of cum. My son got hard again and decided to give his sister his big bone in her ass. Well he was humping her like an animal, so Thor got jealous. I smeared a little peanut butter on my ass so he could lick me to a hard cum. As his reward, he got a pat on the head and the chance to shove his red rocket inside my puss. He hooked that barbed fuck stick in me until he busted his nut too. It was a fun for the whole family kind of day, white trash style.

The creampie slut that I am!

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 I went to a party last night and I had such a good time. I didn’t know who anyone was. It was next door and I initially went to go ask them to quite down since I had no more coke left and was trying to seriously come down off of my high. As they open the door I am greeted with an excited whale of a noice and before I could even get my mouth to open they grabed me around the waist and escorted me to the couch where they began to give me more coke and some warm vodka. How could I say no, right? Next thing I know- I am fucked up and a horny wet mess. I look to the guy next to me and I slip my hand into his jeans to whip out his massive cock.

I start stroking it up and down, making it swell in my hand. I get off the couch and get on my knees, putting his cock towards my lucious lips. I give it a nice kiss and then start to shove it to the back of my throat. Not caring who is watching me, it all the sudden occurs to me that there are several different dudes watching me, and I am in public jerking some guys dick off with my mouth. I give them all a wink and take my clothes off, getting on all fours. I am getting filled up with cock and they keep busting their creamy cum loads deep inside my ass and cunt hole. I squeeze my holes tighter around their shafts as I let them jerk their dicks off inside my slimmy wet holes. Creampie my slutty whore ass please! Give me more milky cum in all of my holes! Glad I came over!

Coed Cock

phone sex line evonneI love hitting the local college on the weekends. Strolling the grounds f the campus, wondering over to the dorms, casually walking in front of the frat houses that line the streets. I always dress like the slut that I am so that there is no doubt about what I am looking for. College guys are so fucking horny and my wet cunt is ready for all the action they want to give me. Fucking one at a time or an entire room full of hot young studs, makes no difference to me. By mid afternoon my pussy is so full of sticky cum that it drips down my thighs as I walk to my car. I will be back next week end boys don’t you worry.

Throw em Back Fresh From the Sack

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I keep nut on tap like a fountain drink machine. All different flavors to suit ones palate. My whores love to get their tight little assholes filled and serve that warm sticky drink to some of our best customers. We even have a special package where you can watch your beverage being brewed, from start to finish. If watching a big dick thrust a tight spider until it bursts inside of her makes your cock twitch and grow then you surely would want to purchase this delight. Nothing like watching it being made from farm to mouth. Watching that creamy white goodness begin to leak out of that tiny pink asshole…you’ll be certain to drink it fresh from the spout. Making your mouth water as you get in position wedging your face beneath the source, mouth hanging wide open just waiting for that first drop to hit your tongue. If you want something different….give our fuck hole fermented package a try.  You must order this particular package deal ahead of time. Able to pick the cock of your delight right down to that chosen barrel it is going to lay and ferment in. Oh yeah having that hot nut sit inside her tight warm sweaty backside for a couple hours up to a couple days….just bubbling and churning to a nice tang so that when it hits your mouth you can feel the fizz and taste the jizz which at this point has curdled. It no longer leaks a steady stream…. oh no this is for a special kind as it is a nice lumpy gooey consistency ready to plop into your pie hole. Come on down and make your own con”cock”tion. I think we’re on to something here. Be the first to throw back a couple loads, fresh from our fine brown barrels.

Dirty Phone Sex Spring Break Fun

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex stories are what I am creating this Spring Break with my little darlings. I love having my brood home with me 24/7. They are such good little soldiers. They do whatever mommy tells them to do. We played a naughty game of Simon Says this morning. Funny, Simon said lick mommy’s pussy a lot. Simon even said tongue mommy’s asshole a few times too. No one in my incest army said no either. As we were having game time, someone knocked on the door. It was my husband’s friend Dave. He had stopped by per my husband’s request to check out what we need to get the hot tub working again. My littlest angel came out of the bedroom naked to see who had paid us a visit. I saw Dave pitch a tent in his pants before my eyes. He cock was hard instantly. I bet yours would be too. Alice is just a little over knee high. Blonde, blue eyed, all smiles. No boobies yet, not even bumps. Little bald cunnie. Just a slit really. You know what I mean? No pussy lips hanging down yet. Just an intact mound with a slit. I instructed my little cock tease to say hello to Uncle Dave properly. She giggled then pulled his zipper down and put her tiny hand in to pull out his cock. He gave me a confused look. That look of I want to be doing this, but should I? I put my hand on his shoulder, gave him a wink and said, “What happens on Spring Break , stays on Spring Break.” He let a loud sigh as Alice wrapped her tiny lips around his dick. He was as big as daddy, and she struggles with his wood. But, she likes to impress guests, so she sucked him dry. Of course have such a cute young thing caressing your cock makes it hard not to cum quick. I think we will have lots of visitors for the school break. Maybe even you.

You’re gonna love how nasty we are!

2 girl phone sexNasty as I am Sybil is the trashy slut addition to our toilet sex. She’s a little slut in training, trying to be as disgusting as I am. She wants to be like me – covered in piss and cum and shit. All the messy kinky fucking mess that makes your cock throb hard and my pussy want to drip. Why not make it a threesome? You can have us two girls that will do anything to please you ready to get down and dirty with you…literally. Two girls and one cup, right? Yes! Cum and more cum. Piss and more piss! I want to be a total nasty fucking mess with my little slutty friend by my fucking side. Getting nasty and dirty all together it’s going to be as hot as you can imagine…since Sybil and I will let you do anything you want to us! We have no limits or taboos…we’re nasty filthy whores that are ready to please!

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Two Whores for Momma’s Friends

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I finally met someone who is a total whore just like me. Her name is Cassandra and she works on Fuckaliciousfreaks. We love hanging out together because we know we are going to have so much fun. Cassandra’s daddy was the one who showed her how to be a complete whore. My momma doesn’t even know who my daddy is so I had to learn from her. But our family taught us well! Now we are well trained whores. I asked Cassandra if she wanted to come over to my house. All my mom’s friends were coming over and I knew all her friends would be all over us. Momma always had a taste for tall men with huge cocks. When Cassandra and I walked in, we were in cock heaven. Of course, Momma welcomed us in and we immediately got down on our knees and starting sucking. Momma told us that she had eight more guys coming. Cassandra and I couldn’t wait to meet all of Momma’s friends!

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Teaching Fun

phone sex line cleo1I am not big on the younger ones but when a friend of mine called and asked if I could sit with her class while she took some time to go vote today I figured what the hell. She gave me an assignment for them that she thought would keep them busy until she returned. What she didn’t count on was the lines at the voting polls.
Assignments were done and the Indians were getting restless. I had to think on my feet
In her desk drawer she had several fruits and vegis that she kept for snacks. I decided to play a game with the class.
I would hold a fruit or vegetable behind my back and they had to guess what it was by my description.
Holding the first one behind my back I began.
“It’s long and yellow, you have to peel it before you eat it…”
Hands were up and the “I know’s” were resounding.
I picked a cute little girl named Mary.
Standing up she said, “It’s a banana!”
I showed the class.
“No it’s a squash. But you sure were thinking hard about what it could be. Good job! Let’s try another one.”
Again my hands were behind my back.
“It’s round and red and has seeds….”
Hands were flying and the class was ready to answer.
I picked a young freckle faced boy named James.
“It’s an apple!”
“No it’s a tomato, but good job James, you sure thought that one out!”
About this time a boy with the twinkle of mischief in his eyes said he had something for everyone to guess at.
I let him come to the front of the class and try to stump his class mates.
Pushing his hand deep into his pocket he said “It’s long and hard, it has a head and can be called a tool.”
My mind went to the gutter, my pussy got wet as hell. Yet I had to tell him not to be naughty and to sit down.
Pulling his hand out of his pocket he smiled at me with a twinkle in his eye.
“No lady it isn’t bad, it’s a nail. But you sure was thinking hard about what it could be Miss!”
I think I am taking this boy home with me….