Hey Good Looking…..

phone sex line evonneThe question often asked is “Hey good looking, what you got cooking?”
My answer is “Bacon, wanna strip?”
The kitchen is my favorite room in the house to fuck in. i love having so many tasty options at my disposal to pour on and put in my body and yours.
Of course there is always the fact that you can add your own special sauce to the food I am cooking. Especially since it is a big meal I am preparing for a get together.
We are going to sit across from each other and we are the only ones that will know what we are serving the guests.
You know it is going to make us both so fucking horny as we eat and watch everyone enjoying the meal.
We will wait for the perfect time and we will slip off to the bathroom and fuck like wild animals while the guests are in the front room.
We love being in the kitchen together!

All Fun and Games Until…

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Around here at the truck stop we like to play some fun but nasty games. It keeps things exciting and everyone gets a chance to be equally involved. I came up with the truck stop version of a beer funnel. Oh yeah. I am sure you can just picture it now. Except only we don’t serve beer here. It’s skunky and yellow…and mostly served warm but in comparison to beer that is about it. Yeah, sure…we can chill it for you if you want. But what fun is that? Have you guessed what our choice beverage is for the funnel? Mmmmm Hmmm that’s right, piss! Warm, hot, stinky, piss. The golden nectar. Human Juice. So here is the just of it. It’s pissers choice of which bitch he wants to fill up. Once you have selected your pussy, she lays down and spreads em’. I have a nice thick hose that you insert into her cunt hole. Make sure you get a nice tight seal, otherwise you’re going to lose all of your piss, right to the floor. Unless getting on all four and licking it up off the floor is your thing? It’s up to you.Once you get the line in her you take your dick and start pissing down the hose. He is where the fun comes in. Obviously we want to test it out and see what cunt can hold the most. So each guy in the room is going to stick his dick in the hose and piss. Filling her up all the way until we start to see the hose backing up with the golden nectar. Now he is where the real challenge comes in. It was easy to fill that cunt. But is it easy to drain her? Wrap your lips around and suck. Start emptying that piss filled fuck hole. Don’t be stingy. Share the wealth. Drain that piss hole. The best part is you get filled up with all that golden nectar and have to release it all over again into a new juice box! It’s a never ending piss funnel.

Ellen fucks a bike for her next high!

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Don’t you know a dirty whore like me will do anything for money. I need to feel that rush, that high, that drug. One night this guy drove up and handed me a hundred dollar bill. He said I can have more IF and only IF I do anything he wanted me to do. I looked at the crisp hundred dollar bill. It felt so clean and new in my dirty cum covered hands. I told him to wait as I got my dope. I shoved the dope down my panties, if he was a freak I was going to be fucked up. We got in the car and drove off to his home. I have had many clients but no one like this fucking guy. He told me to get naked and he would get ready.

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He walks back into the room with his fucking bike! YES his fucking Bicycle! At that moment I thought to myself I should get even higher. As I crush up another rock to snort he is kissing his bike, telling how the two of us were going to ride the bikes big thick cock. I watched him sucking a big pink dildo and attached it to the seat. He told me to get on and ride the bikes cock. “My bicycle likes to be rode by other people, he thinks my cock is too tiny and my asshole is too lose!” I laughed as I started making fun of his tiny little cock. This freaky cuckold wanted me to make fun of his tiny cock. Watch me ride this big fat cock on your bike! What me cum as I ride your bicycle’s cock! He blew his tiny load in his hands! I will do anything for a high, even ride a bike cock!

Live Phone Sex with the Trashy Whore Next Door

live phone sexLive phone sex is the only way to fly. I don’t get spending money for recorded messages or stories, but guys do it all the time. I know phone sex isn’t cheap, but you get what you pay for. Spend a little more money to talk to a dirty mommy and you will see the difference. I talk to you and for you. Whatever kinky scenario we come up with is designed to get us both off. Guys ask me all the time what gets me off the hardest. That’s an easy question. Anything TABOO. I am not a vanilla girl. I wouldn’t even know how to fake being the girl next door. I could, however, pull off being the trashy whore next door. That is something I have thirty something years being naturally. You don’t have to ask me if I have limits. The answer to that question is always the same. NO. Limits are for credit cards not fucking. The more taboo something is, the wetter I get. I’m a dirty girl. Well, a dirty MILF technically. I am the kind of trashy MILF who knows brats are put on this earth to do as adults tell them to do. Whatever they tell them to do. I don’t give a fuck what the law says. I birthed them; therefore they under my law. That bodes well for you dirty old men who like little girls or even little boys. My brats do whatever I tell them to do, and that translates into whatever you want them to do. I personally have no limits for me either. I tend to be on the dominant side, but that’s with sweet young things. You have a nice cock and a thick wallet, you can make me your whore too. The possibilities are endless with this MILF tramp.

Trashy Milf Caroline Is A Gangbang Whore

gangbang whoreEver since my first gangbang, I had fantasized about having more. I wanted to be used as a gangbang whore. The thought of being pounded by all that hard cock makes my pussy gush. Last night I finally had the chance to be in another gangbang. I went to your house to take back a movie I had borrowed from you. I knew you had company, but I pretended to be surprised when I saw the 5 guys in your living room. I apologized for interrupting, but you insisted I stay and play a couple of hands of poker with all of you. I pretended to hesitate, put eventually told you to deal me in. The beer was flowing. Someone started passing a joint. After a couple of hits, I relaxed and lost count on how many games I had played through. Being stoned I quickly lost all my money and offered up pieces of clothing in lieu of money. Everyone at the table happily agreed. After a few more hands, I was down to nothing but my boots. I knew I was about to act out my fantasy of being a gangbang whore, but still, I tried to feign a little modesty. I started to move from the table, saying I had nothing else to give when someone came up with the idea of sexual favors as a bet. Being stoned and a bit tipsy, I was happy to comply. My pussy was soaked and I needed some satisfaction. After losing one hand, I gave a hand job. The next hand was a blow job. After a few more hands, I was placed on top of the table, the poker game forgotten. I had cocks and hands all over me. I loved being the center of attention and was happy to take on each and every one of these men in any way they wanted. I was fucked in my pussy, mouth, and ass. Sometimes I was giving hand jobs. I was even double penetrated in the pussy and then in my ass. These sexy men had my holes stretched to capacity. Then they started cumming one by one, each in a different place – my pussy, my ass, my mouth, my face, between my tits. I was covered in cum and had never felt sexier. I had truly become a gangbang whore. i wonder now if one lonely cock will ever satisfy me again?

make me get on my knees

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 Are you ready for some fun ? make me get on my knees and show you how its done.

I want to show you my sloppy wet pussy, hear it ,and smell it. I’m a blonde and yes baby blondes do have more fun.

 This evening I was watching some porn because of how horny I was, and I always get soaked. One of my boyfriends came over and we watched together . He told me he knew I was watching before he arrived. My wet pussy gave it away. I’m obsessed with how he makes me get on my knees asks for a blow job every time I’m around him I know I’m getting the job done. I rub it all over with my long tongue and start throat fucking him so fast ,While I play with his balls and finger his ass hole.

 He gets so hard and then flips me over and I rub that soaking juicy wet pussy all over him while we watch some porn. My night went so great and ended with some liquor and weed. Getting high makes my orgasm last so much longer .

I’ll be your anal sex whore!

anal sex whoreI am an anal sex whore, for real, I just can NOT get enough! Shit,  I had two guys over last night just so I could have a cock for both of my fuck holes! I was sandwiched between them, both of their rock hard dicks buried balls deep inside me and it felt so incredible that I came over and over. And you know that this nasty whore right here cleaned both those dirty dicks off after they filled me full of cum too… I just love the taste of my own juices off a man’s cock. Especially when that cock has just come straight from my asshole because sometimes there is some of my shit on there and that gets me hot as fuck! I love all the nasty shit like that, don’t you? I want to be your nasty ass to mouth whore, your cum dumpster, your filthy piss drinking slut! Are you ready to get nasty as fuck with me?

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I love a good load of cum more than a fresh milkshake. The thick and warm load I get shot into my mouth is both a treat and reward for my hard work. When a guy needs his cock milked I just wrap these luscious wet lips around his cock and slurp and suck until he can’t take it anymore. Your dick will be my Popsicle so I won’t stop until you melt all the way down my throat. I love being a filthy cum dumpster because having a stomach full of your spunk is what makes this horny slut need to survive. I live to have all of my dripping holes stuffed and plowed by solid prick. When I am getting pumped up don’t take any mercy on me! Grab a fist full of my weave and skull fuck the shit out of me as a drool all over you cock and my tits. Before you cum I’ll trap your meat in between my tits and suck the tip until you give me a jizz facial. I’m a cum guzzling slut and I admit it! Give me your cock and I’ll get the cum all by myself.

Freaky phone sex with my bike!

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I am high as a kite and I was just thinking about how I love fucking. So I thought why not when I was in my garage, staring at my bike. I took my bike seat off and I put a nice flesh covered cock where the seat use to go. I know I am a nasty bitch.

But this way I can fuck myself as I workout. I go ahead and get on the bike, I straddle as best as I can that solid dick. It is so huge. I am going to ride it around the neighborhood and fuck my pussy hole.

I know I am going to catch a lot of stares. I do not even care. I will pull down my pants, or wear a skirt and bounce up and down on that cock seat of mine. I am really trying to keep my balance as I slide up and down the shaft. I keep squirting on it and down my thighs.

I never knew it would feel so fucking good! I am such a freaky bitch! The drugs get me so creative sometimes!

From Just an Anal Cum Dumpster to a Fisting Whore

anal cum dumpsterI have always been an anal cum dumpster. Even before I got out of school, I was letting guys fill my ass up with their hot seed. It was mutually beneficial. Boys hate to wear a condom and girls at a certain age do not want to get knocked up. Ass fucking is the perfect win win solution for both. My mom was a hooker, so when I was young I saw her get a hardcore ass fucking often. Guys paid her to do what their wives refused to do. I’m no hooker, but I am a slut; I let men fuck my ass for free.  I love it up the ass. I think it feels just as good to have a cock up my cunt as it does my ass. Anal sex is still considered taboo for whatever reason. People act like gay guys are the only ones who butt fuck. Women have been getting reamed in the ass forever. I am always looking for a nastier anal experience. I think my ass has  bottomed out lol; I needed something more intense to get me off.  So, I decided to try being a fisting whore.  You tell a guy you want him to fist your ass, he creams his jeans. Face it. Guys are dirty creatures, but some of us women can be even dirtier. I am an old cougar who says fuck to whatever people think about me. I want to have fun. So I got fisted this weekend by a couple of young studs who live in my trailer park. They showed up with a big jar of Vaseline for some weekend fun. I did lines of coke off their cocks, they took turns fisting my cougar ass. I got so high at one point I begged to be double fisted. They gave it to me too. I was cumming all over the place with two big hands rammed up my ass. Sure, my ass is still sore and gaping open, but it was worth the pain. I’m such a nasty freak.

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