I like it wet and nasty and kind of a little fucked up but that’s ok, because I know for sure that I am not the only one that likes it like that! I know that you like it wet too, why else would you be begging me to squirt all over you? We started with a little piss play, you gave me a nice hot drink and sprayed all that hot piss all over my tits just the way I like, and I pissed in your mouth too and you were such a champ, drinking down every drop like you were dying for it. It was hot as hell but then…! OMG then you started eating my pussy and fingering me so so so fucking good! I was feeling things I had never felt before and then BAM suddenly I was squirting everywhere and cumming so fucking hard that I thought I was going to die for a minute there! Best orgasm I ever had, all thanks to you!
Live Phone Sex Fetish Line
Getting trashy with Live phone sex sessions offer instant gratification when you call this trashy hooker. It’s all gravy when the price is right, and I will say there’s a price for everything! My latest venture with a “client” made me a G-spot and not referring to my love button either. What was required of me for this Grand one may ask…. well… if you REALLY wish to know….
My “client” wanted to take a crap in my spread pussy lips and then fuck it. That’s all once he came he was good and done and thanked me… I can’t quite express the strangeness I felt when I was getting my shit coated cunt fucked hard that I even squirted before that sick fucker shot me full of his jizz.
So, there you have it. Yes, anything goes with me. Don’t be shy bring that twisted shit my way.. or IF we are not extreme enough for you on this site then swing over to our Snuff Phone Sex site for something more sinister.
Happy Holidays with Ellen
Today anything goes. I want to see, smell and have all kinds of weed today. I am selling my dirty whore pussy for some greens. 420 to me means Ill be making some serious greens. I will do anything to stay fucked up all god damn day. Bring me around town with your friends. Guarantee me that good lush green shit. Not only will you get to fuck me, but you can split these trees with me! I know you want this pussy.
You want this dirty pussy filled with cum before you fuck me. You always joke around about sex. You never make your move and you know I Am a dirty fucking whore. Take me to all your dope boys and tonight I swear to god I will suck and fuck all the cum out of your balls. I know you want to blow smoke up my gaping asshole and pussy. Then you wanna suck it all out including the cum up my dirty holes!! Lets get fucked up!
Happy National Jelly Bean and Scat Day
I just love leftover Easter Candy. My lover and I were getting high when he noticed the bowl of jelly beans on the coffee table. We were just fucked up enough to do something crazy. He pinned me to the floor and began to shove the candy up my ass. He’s a scat freak like me and we get into some nasty shit. When my poor rectum was full of the sweet things, he decided to fuck me. It was an amazing feeling, his sticky cock, the rolling of the beans, and the full sensation that I loved. I felt his balls slapping my pussy with the force of his thrusts and the warmth as he filled my candy coated shithole with cum.
“Now how I am gonna get them out?” I shrieked with laughter, high as a kite. “Shit them out, mama. Feed them to me.” he moaned. I squatted right there on the floor and began to bear down, feeling them popping back out of my turd canal. He was on his knees, eating them. “The pink ones are yours, lover. Eat them for me.” I was on my knees, sucking them right off the floor, dripping with shit and cum. And you know what? They tasted even better than Jelly Belly.”
So, what are YOU doing for National Jelly Bean Day?
stick up
You and I make a perfect team baby. That bitch deserved to get robbed the way she flaunted up and down the street with her fancy Michael Kors bags. You snatched her slender body into the alley as you covered her mouth. “You better not scream or this pussy is mines” you declare as you grab a hand full of her snatch to show her you mean business. With the strap against her temple you tell her, “Hand over all the shit, bitch! We know you’re loaded” I was dying for a fix and my hands were shaking as I tried to hold my gun steady. She handed me her whole purse with a wallet, keys to a BMW, and a few crumpled 20 dollar bills. None of this shit phased me because I wanted her pussy so bad and I had always had a rape fantasy. “Let me taste this pussy” is all I had say for you to step aside. I ripped her skirt off and pulled her panties down exposing pink lips that seemed ready to be kissed. The sweet smell of her panic was floating from her pussy. Her eyes widened as I began to finger her clit. I could tell she had never been with a woman before. You pushed her firmly against the brick as I lowered myself to get a taste of her. Her legs began to shake as I ate her pussy showing me she was giving into the pleasure. I wanted her to be nice and wet so when you rammed your cock into her the doctors wouldn’t see any sign of force. I saw you putting the condom on so I knew my time was running short. “Turn around cunt” you say as you threatened to hit her in the head with the gun. She whimpered but deep down she knew she wanted you. I anxiously played with myself as I watched you take her from behind. She was moaning so loud because your cock is so big! I watched in amazement as the cum trickled down her leg. That bitch was begging for us to do this to her. I knew it!! The next time she’s on our block I know she’s going to be on the lookout for us and I won’t hesitate to make her the most willing victim in the hood.
The Alabama Hot Pocket: Getting Filthy with Scat Phone Sex
Scat phone sex introduced this dirty whore to something called the Alabama Hot Pocket. I had never heard of it before, but the phone call was so hot and dirty, I had to try it out for real. I just headed down to the local truck stop to pick up an equally filthy minded partner in crime. Leroy was from Mississippi, but he knew all about that sex act. He said I was the first chick to ask him for some bathroom fun who was not strung out looking for a little cash for her next fix. He was surprised that I was down for a brown shower. Fuck, I am a filthy whore. I was gonna be high, but I don’t need to be fucked up to enjoy some dirty toilet sex for the record. We drank some Mad Dog, did a few lines of my favorite party supply and got nasty. He actually took a bunch of poop pills to ensure he could take a major dump in my twat. Do you get it now? An Alabama Hot Pocket is when you shit in a girl’s pussy. A nice big pile of steaming crap in her pussy. I got on the couch, hung my body upside down, spread my legs so Leroy could squat over me and shit in my cunt. I crammed his shit pile into my pussy, then we fucked. It was a hot, dirty, smelly fuck. A nasty shit fuck is so taboo, which is what makes me want to try it. If you think that was nasty, you should have watched me blow him after his dick had been in my mud pie. I am not always such a dirty whore, but when I am, watch out. I’ll try anything once and I never say, no way would I do that.