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Ellen Loves Public Fucking

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I love being the enter of attention! I have no shame in my game. I am proud to be a cock loving cum whore and I don’t care who knows or sees me. I love to fuck in public! Customer service is key so  taking one of my guys down a dark alleyway used to be the way I did it. Fucking behind the dumpster was hot, but now I’ll lean over and suck a guy’s dick while he’s at a red light for 10 bucks. I don’t care who sees me as long as someone does! I love being a dirty fucking whore! It makes me so fucking horny knowing I could get caught. I get off when people see me do these dirty things for money. I love shocking the public. I love fucking in front of people. I guess that’s why I have always been a dirty fucking whore. I’m the bitch you come to when you want your dick sucked while you’re on your way to work. I’ll be waiting for you.

What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

What I did for a Klondike bar!!!

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We’d been fucking at his trailer all day when we took a break. Sitting in the kitchen drinking a Milwaukee’s Best beer together, I was feeling fine. I’d been trying to get with him for a long time but he had this girlfriend that he was obsessed with. Everyone in our small town had heard the stories about this gangsta freak. She wasn’t even allowed to go to the bathroom alone. She got tired of his weird ways and kinky sex, I guess, and took off with someone else.

“I’ve got a treat for you.” he said, reaching into the freezer as we smoked a joint.  He brought out a container filled with what looked like chocolate covered bananas. He carried it back into the bedroom with us. We were higher than kites and fucking like bunnies when he brought out one of the treats. I felt him rub it against my pussy and slide it into my battered asshole. It felt so good and cooling. I arched to take more as he alternately fucked my shithole with the frozen dildo and his hot cock.

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He grabbed me by the hair and forced my mouth to his dick. His Kentucky blacksnake was long and thick. One taste and I knew it wasn’t ice cream. It was shit. He was fucking me with frozen shit!!! I could feel the thawed shit sliding down the backs of my thighs as he rammed his dick into my mouth. I knew immediately that it was his girlfriend’s shit. He really was obsessed with her. I was getting my first taste of a Kentucky Klondike bar and I was loving it. A normal girl would be puking, but not me. I am the total potty play girl.  I slurped every bit of her poop off his cock as he creamed into my mouth, calling out her name.

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We are still together and we often enjoy one of Latisha’s tasty treats with a cold beer. It makes for some hot and sloppy sex. We’ve started freezing some of mine too, for later.  What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

We were mud wrestling the nastiest way

scat phone sexI’m sure that most of you have heard of mud wrestling, maybe some of you have even watched a fight or two but I bet you’ve never seen it done my way! We had an inflatable pool, it was about six feet long, maybe four feet wide and instead of filling it with mud, we filled it with shit. Lots and lots of shit from about ten of us girls, we spent the whole day eating all kinds of yummy things and pooping in that pool until there way a nice thick layer of shit and piss in the bottom of it. That’s when the real fun could finally start! You should have seen it, we were all taking turns wrestling in our own filth and we all got so fucking horny from it that the wrestling around in shit turned to straight up fucking in shit! It was nasty as fuck and everyone in my neighborhood could probably smell that pool from from a mile away but I don’t give a single fuck at all. I was way too turned on to give a fuck about what my neighbors were thinking! Anyway… which of you guys want to wrestle me next?

Ellen is a Drunk girl fucking anything!

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Tomorrow is National Beer day and let me tell you how much I fucking love being a drunk girl fucking dick all night long. I am  dirty cock sucking whore who sells her pussy for drugs and beer all the time. So on National Beer day I love getting piss drunk, and fucking for beer all day long. If you’ve got a nice cold beer that I can shove up my pussy and cool my dirty hot cunt off with I will suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.

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I’ll take half of beer filled to the top with warm piss and I’ll drink that shit all the way down. I love selling my pussy, ass and mouth for drugs and beer. I’m a dirty fucking whore!  I would love to be your drunken whore you fuck with all your buddies. I can’t wait to drink your piss and wash it down with a nice cold beer after smoking a blunt. 

Gangbang whore with Extraterrestrials

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I had another gangbang whore experience. I am so fucked up it’s not even funny. I am sitting here like a dumb whore coked out of my head and drunk as hell. I popped some pills so you can only imagine that I’m completely in my right state of mind. Anyways there is a glowing light coming in my window. It sounds windy as hell, maybe there is a storm happening right now? Or maybe it’s my dealer/fuck buddy’s truck- after all I am the most well know trucker stop whore ever. Usually I go to him, maybe he was wanting some of my yummy cunt or something and he came to me.

I am in just a thong and a bra and I rush outside, you know not fucked up or anything. And I am completely amazed at what I see. I know I’m fucked up and a little crazy at times but there is literally a saucer in my front yard and there is a huge door opening from it. I can only see outlines of figures walking towards me. I know how this sounds okay, aliens? Really? Well out walks these 6ft tall aliens, and there must have been at least ten of them. They came towards me and escorted me back on the ship. I really didn’t have a chance to refuse.

Their strength was insane. I glanced up and down at them, observing what I was seeing. They had huge cocks. They had to have been at least eighteen inches long and literally as thick as a pole or coke can. Those dicks were sticking straight out to. I guess they were turned on and were wanting a fuck? They were not bad looking green creatures at all, I mean I have fucked way less and way grosser if you know what I mean. I started to float to a wall and I noticed I couldn’t move no matter how hard I tried. I was literally stuck and mount on the wall.

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The aliens came to me and inserted each of their cock inside of me. It hurt so bad I felt like they were touching every single one of my organs. The crazy part is I have never seen something go so fast. They were moving at the speed of light back and forth fucking my whore holes. It was like they were gyrating all over me going in and out with their huge dicks as fast as they could. That’s not even the craziest part.

When they came- it was like a gallon of sticky mess that busted through their dick holes. I was drowning in cum. Each of them kept busting their nuts in me and on me. Every single load was a gallon of cum. I started to pass out and I soon awoke later in my bed. I thought it was a dream, right? Um no, I still have  cum leaking from my ass hole and cunt. I saturate panties like nothing. They cum in peace alright.

Throw em Back Fresh From the Sack

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I keep nut on tap like a fountain drink machine. All different flavors to suit ones palate. My whores love to get their tight little assholes filled and serve that warm sticky drink to some of our best customers. We even have a special package where you can watch your beverage being brewed, from start to finish. If watching a big dick thrust a tight spider until it bursts inside of her makes your cock twitch and grow then you surely would want to purchase this delight. Nothing like watching it being made from farm to mouth. Watching that creamy white goodness begin to leak out of that tiny pink asshole…you’ll be certain to drink it fresh from the spout. Making your mouth water as you get in position wedging your face beneath the source, mouth hanging wide open just waiting for that first drop to hit your tongue. If you want something different….give our fuck hole fermented package a try.  You must order this particular package deal ahead of time. Able to pick the cock of your delight right down to that chosen barrel it is going to lay and ferment in. Oh yeah having that hot nut sit inside her tight warm sweaty backside for a couple hours up to a couple days….just bubbling and churning to a nice tang so that when it hits your mouth you can feel the fizz and taste the jizz which at this point has curdled. It no longer leaks a steady stream…. oh no this is for a special kind as it is a nice lumpy gooey consistency ready to plop into your pie hole. Come on down and make your own con”cock”tion. I think we’re on to something here. Be the first to throw back a couple loads, fresh from our fine brown barrels.

All natural titty fucking

Nasty phonesexSure those big fakes tits can beautiful with their nice perky nipples all perfectly places and erect. But they can’t be comfortable to squeeze or most importantly to slide that cock through when you want nothing more than a nice sloppy titty fucking. No…what you want are some big soft squeezable real titties. Titties like mine. So that when you push them together they create the most perfect slit for you to ride that cock into. Feeling the soft fleshy skin as you squeeze them nice and tight making them hug that big dick of yours. Nice and flexible able to manuever them in any direction you need customizing that valley to fit your throbbing cock. Every time you stroke that dick upwards towards my mouth I am able to bend my head forward opening my mouth eager to suck that cock head in unlike them over sized fake tits restricting a girl from reaching a cock with her mouth as he titty fucks her. These fun bags will feel almost like a tight wet pussy wrapped around that fuck rod. Hell if you closed your eyes you’d think you had that dick in my sweet little fuck hole. Come one…give these all natural titties a try. They are hanging here waiting to be pounded with your hard meat so that I can swallow hot wad that you are sure to blow!

Lot lizzard lessons

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Tonight at the truck stop I decided to hold a little meet with all my hoes. Seems that business is down a bit lately and I must get to the bottom of it. If there is punishment to be had you best believe I will be giving them out.
I had a recent complaint that some of my little lot lizards are not going down far enough while giving head. This is not how they were trained and I must put them to the test once again. They cannot be costing this bitch money. I made sure to have with me the biggest rubber cock I could get my hands on. I had plans on making these bitches line up one by one as they took this monster in their mouths and if they needed help I would be there to push their heads down on it making sure they knew how to suck some cock the right way. This would never be a complaint again from any of my Johns.

Jessica was first up and I must say she did quite well swallowing that cock down her throat. I knew she wasn’t doing our clientele wrong. Next was Ashley and she had a bit of a struggle. No worries though I grabbed her by that pretty little blonde ponytail and made sure she got it down to the point of her nearly puking on this over sized dong. I don’t think we will be having any cock sucking issues with Ashley. I could see Anna trembling as she walked up to our little test prick. I knew she was going to need a great deal of guidance. I lifted this limp rubber dick up and gave her lips a thud with it. She was hesitant on opening up so I grabbed her tit and gave it a little twist. Oh yes just as she squealed out I shoved that prick down her throat. This will be the last time she refuses to slob on a knob. Bringing tears down her cheeks as I slide this rod in and out of her mouth she finally gave in and took it like the nasty little lot lizard she is.

All girls passed after seeing Anna’s struggle and for that I gave them the reward of eating my pussy. After all my cunt was nice and primed up after I watched all my whores suck this cock. What better way to take care of my wet mess than to have them lick me clean. It’s nice having my little clan of whores, not only are they at my truckers beck and call more importantly they service me well when I need it.

Phone Sex Line For Trashy Fun

A phone sex line for trashy fun is what you have stumbled upon guys. I assure you this trailer park cum dumpster is the perfectly filthy crack whore anal slut you have been seeking out. I’m addicted to cock, drugs and alcohol and any given night will fully feed all those addictions, and more!

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Having the time of my life is how I live and since they retired me as a stripper I am allowed to work the backroom of the club as the no taboo hooker. I will take on a group of college guys or a bachelor party for the right amount of cocaine and alcohol. Hell keep me going with the glass dick of crack and I will take as much dick as humanly possible. A real gangbang slut like me will do nearly anything for her fix.

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One night I was force fucked by three huge nigger cocks and manhandled, slapped, pissed on and stretched to fuck knows and that was one of the best nights for me. I’m a hardcore no taboo phone sex whore always ready to take on whatever comes my way.