Tag: Freaky phone sex

Dirty Coke Whore

Druggy phone sexIt’s not hard to keep me happy. Just keep me high and I’ll do anything you want. When I snort a line of nose candy, I turn into a dirty slut. I’ll allow you to do anything you desire. Keep me high and I belong to you. I’ll be your sex slave and your wish is my command. You can fuck me in any hole because the word “no” is foreign to me. I’m a very dirty girl with a very tight pussy. Let me spread my legs and show you what belongs to you. Don’t you think I have a pretty pussy? If I’m a good girl will you put your face between my thighs and lick me out? It feels so good to have my pussy licked after doing a long line of coke. I’m a coke whore with a pot of gold between my legs. Call me and I’ll blow your cock and your mind.

Getting Rough with Rover

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My nasty sadistic pops is a motherfuking Shameless degenerate. My father the fucked-up individual in the head he’s also the sexiest man that I’ve ever known. Poppy I’m going to need you to mount my juicy spicy caliente cunt today but first round belongs to Rover or should I say second round. You should know I woke up this morning pussy throbbing wet so I gave the neighbor Jessie a pretty piece of slut slit. He was astonished by my no gag dick drag lol…

Anyway I’m all filled up with cum and I want Rover to mount me and drive that pink pulsating veiny fuckstick into my cum dumpster jizz filled fuckhole. I want him to hit my sluthole fast and strong while daddy watches and chokes his mad meat getting it ready for my used up stretched out alley cat cunt. Oh yes! I moan out in pure ecstasy, Rover is having his pawrrific way with my whorish skank twat.

My daddy loves to see his lot lizard furr freak take pink slimy big dicks. Daddy likes me to oink oink when the county popo’s alpo takes my fat beat up purr furr and drive fists and fucksticks deep inside. Daddy says I’m the smuttiest whore in the entire County daddy says that I could win a prize at the fair.

Now that Rover has had his turn with me and drained his wild cock juices inside of my already cum filled cunt I’m ready. It’s Daddy’s turn he’s got to get his girl ready Daddy has got to fill me up with his disturbingly huge cabbage head 10 inch mommy making jizz monster. I’m wide open and I want Daddy to feel every single one of my slut holes up with his madman juices.

Pay to play with my slutty cunt

Hooker phone sexBeing a hooker for hire definitely has it’s perks and I love meeting all of the horny pervert bastards that love to have a nasty fun time with me and my slutty fuck holes! Hooker phone sex introduces me to my customers that get so fucking horny by having to pay for some wild play with my sloppy wet cunt and mesmerizing body. The more hardcore the better, I love getting freaky as fuck. i can guarantee you that you will always get your moneys worth with me, and I am sure to be money well spent! What can I say though, I was born for this degrading life! I was blessed with my body to use it to my advantage and that’s exactly what I do. Eating cum, licking ass, sucking dick, having orgies, getting creampied by loads of cock jizz, I love it all! It’s so fucking hot to be such a slutty phone sex hoe, you’re not going to know what hit you once I am through with you! Open up your wallet and pay up babe, our wet and wild fun is waiting to be experienced!

Drug infused cum

Druggy phone sexFucking with a drug dealer is a guaranteed constant high, that’s why I fucking love having druggy phone sex! Snorting lines off of one another’s sexy body, taking shots of hard liquor like there’s no tomorrow, smoking cigarettes by the pack, the more fucked up I get, the hornier my cunt gets! I stay dripping fucking wet, just how I like to be! Spreading my legs open as wide as they can spread while slipping my fingers in and out of my sloppy pussy as my sexy dealer watches me turns me on so fucking much! Making my drug dealer’s cock explode with cum multiple times back to back to back only gets me higher and hornier since he has tons of drugs in his blood system! It carries over into his cock juice so the more cum that he dumps into me, the more fucked up I become! He tastes so fucking delicious, I can’t get enough of guzzling his dick cream down my throat! You could bottle up his cum and sell it as a drug all by itself, that’s how twisted I get off of it!

Getting Dicked Down

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One of my favorite things about the holidays is how all the wives are out shopping constantly which leaves their husbands all alone. With that new found freedom they are obviously all on Backpage calling my add to order a date and partying like a teenager with hot little ol me. The most fun I’ve had lately though was this literal neighborhood association of suburban daddies who wanted a hot piece of ass to be cum dumpster main event at their yearly holiday stag party. It was about 9 of you guys who were all wanting to blow off some steam. After doing a couple of rails of what was probably the best blow I’ve ever had (side note: rich guys always have good drugs) I was ready to perform. I had set up my stripper pole and did a few lap dances but I hadn’t agreed to be used like how you guys had in mind. Next scene I was choking on cock, laid out on a pool table while you and your neighborhood buddies had your way with me. Ripping me off the pool table and on to my knees like a slut should be treated, telling me to open my mouth and catch all of your cum shots was a perfect ending. You handed me a wad of cash and told me to be ready for New Years Eve when you guys really threw down. Can’t wait, honestly!

Jizz Lover

Cum dumpsterI love cum!! I love how it feels, smells, and tastes. I like men with really big balls because they usually have lots and lots of cum. I get on my knees and suck cock like a mad woman because I want you to explode on my face. Semen is great for my complexion, my skin is flawless because of daily cum facials. I’m a stripper because it gives me easy access to men. I take a lucky man into the Champagne Room and suck him off like a porn star. I try to suck the skin off because I want the cum so bad. Men at the club call me, The Cum Dumpster because I crave cum like an addict. Call me and together we’ll get so nasty you’ll cum all over the place. I’m a very freaky girl with a very dirty mind. Cover me in jizz and I’ll be your best friend.

Family Furry Friends Phone Sex

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Furry friends phone sex? We just got a new addition to our family. He has four legs, came from the pound and has not yet been fixed. He has been humping everyone’s legs. He is worse than a teen boy. He is set to be neutered next week. My daughters begged for a pet for Christmas. We all were ready for a new addition. As a family we went o the pound to save one from death row, we saw this face and fell in love. The face we fell in love with, however, was in the girl’s section, but turned out to be a boy placed on the wrong side. We knew he had to be a horny devil in with all those girls for a few days. This morning, I was woken up by moaning sounds from my middle daughter’s room. My husband was not in bed with me, so I thought perhaps he was getting some baby girl pussy to take care of his morning wood. I was shocked but aroused to see our daughter on all fours of her bedroom getting fucked by our newest family member. My husband had heard the noise too and got up to see what was going on. He had his dick out and was stroking his morning wood to some furry friend action. Soon the entire family was watching as my daughter was being a nasty freak on her pink shag rug with our four legged family member. He nutted inside of her, but he was clearly still horny. Maybe he found the right home. Lots of insatiable girls in this household. We all took a turn with our new best friend while the men enjoyed watching. We are rethinking having him neutered. I think everyone in this family, wants our newest addition horny all the time.

Party Whore

Druggy phone sexI’m a party girl and there are three things in this world that make me a very happy girl… sex, drugs, and rock&roll. I love getting high while listening to The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, or Led Zepplin. It puts me in the mood to fuck like an animal. I like it rough, so rough that we fuck the sheets of the bed and move the headboard a few inches from the wall. I’m a very wild girl and I like to do wild things. I can fuck like a porn star and if you bring me some nose candy I’ll let you film us. Right now as I write this blog, I’m high as hell and I need to be fucked. Nothing is too taboo, and I’ll never tell you no. Call me and let me be your party girl. I won’t stop until you make a mess all over your hand.

Gobble Gobble mother fucker

Furry friends phone sexFurry friends phone sex? More like naked turkey with a big cock phone sex. Before we cook this mother fucker and invite people over, why don’t you and I have a little fun with this dead mother fucker. I want to stroke that big thing that looks like dick with my mouth. Then I’m going to squat down on it and penetrate my tight cunt with it. Oh it feels nice and thick and hard in my fuck hole. I’m dripping all my pussy broth juice all over it. Oh now now big boy, don’t you fucking forget to stuff the turkey with your load of cum. I want to share your cum with all our guest! Grab that turkey and fuck it till you cum in it! Lets not forget to butter the fucking biscuits. Before we put them in oven, let me suck you off to make you cum all over those Delicious biscuits. Don’t you love when we cook Thanksgiving Dinner for our friends? Love watching them savor the buttery biscuits and the delicious stuffing with all that cum of yours. I love it. They asked what kind of broth we used ha ha. The best part was the white gravy.

Stuff my Thanksgiving pussy

Sloppy wet pussyThe only thing that I want stuffed this Thanksgiving is my filthy, sloppy wet pussy! Forget about the actual stuffing that’s served up fresh on the dinner table, my sexy twat is all you need to fill you up on this special holiday! My dirty cunt is very thankful for all of the monster cocks that have been in and out of it all year long, stretching me out and ripping me open like the filthy cum slut that I am! It feels so god damn good to be penetrated by a thick, throbbing dick, especially on the most thankful day of the season! Some people like to eat turkey and all the fixings on Thanksgiving and the only thing I want to be eating is a big fucking cock while your face is shoved between my thighs, licking all over my turkey, hehe. I am so fucking beat up from fucking all night long, my cunt juices taste like some chunky gravy in your mouth as you guzzle me down. You get a real good taste of all the cocks that have busted their loads of cum deep inside of me prior to you eating me as your holiday feast. I’m better than any type of meal that you could possibly be indulging in today, and you fucking love it! Use your long wet tongue to lick all up inside of me, make me squirt hot sticky fluids all over your face! I am so grateful that you’re such a good turkey licker, you make me orgasm so fucking hard!