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      I am a crack whore anal, slut bitch,  that loves getting high and fucked in the ass.  I said, it we can get it off the table and get on to something else.The strangest thing happened I woke up today with a cock in my mouth and one stuck in my ass. The weirdest thing of them all was that I had a fucking migraine from hell. I don’t know what happened but I do know that there was some meth on the table and you were standing over me pissing on me. I couldn’t say in the least if that was supposed to be good or not but I do know that I was fucking high as hell and I couldn’t wait for the party to continue! I looked at all the empty liquor bottles on the night stand and scattered all over the room it was just so littered in there. I didn’t care though because the last thing I could remember from the night before was that you were fucking the shit out of my ass , calling me a low down white trailer trash whore and you were trying to do your best to not stomp all over me. I thought that us getting high together was the best thing because I didn’t want  to start feeling bad alone but maybe Momma was right maybe it was about time for me to go to rehab and get right!

Just at that moment I began to shake and I was shaking so god damn bad I knew I had better get right pretty quick. Looking at you stroking your cock, I knew you  were going to take my asshole with a bad addictive sort of need and I knew there was nothing I could do to stop you. I needed to get right and that fucking you and sucking you would give me that party edge again. I needed that to be happy that instant drive of being fucked in the ass! Taking out your cock and coming toward me I knew I was in for it and as my body began to shake  I knew the high after this shit was going to be the best ever!

Tight Slutty Pussy

freaky phone sexA customer named Bill took me to the VIP room at the club. He ended up paying me more than we agreed on because I wasn’t as busted as he thought. Can you believe that?! He was surprised that my pussy wasn’t all beat up and that was still very tight. Now that I think about it Bill did kind of have a point. I practically fuck all day and night so it’s an occupational hazard. I’m very thankful that my tiny pink kitty is still tight, clean, and pretty!

Before Bill left he told me about how everyone thought I was such a nasty slut. I thanked him even though that wasn’t exactly news to me and walked him to the door. It’s funny how people think that label bothers me because I actually don’t mind at all. Sluts have more fun and at the end of the night that’s who every man wants to be in bed with.

hot stripper sexI’m such a skank that I sometimes even take work home with me.There will be a hot guy that I want to play with at the club, but he won’t have enough money for my services. When that happens I either give him my number or tell him to pick me up once my shift is over. I hate waiting, there is just no other way. Fucking for free at the club is against the rules, but the manager can’t control me when I’m at home! A lot of the guys I bring home are actually paying customers too if he knew that he would probably fire me. That would be a big mistake because most of the other dancers have zero interest in sex, but I still do.

My pussy soaks through two, sometimes even three of my outfits ever day. I wish I could stop it, but I can’t. There have been times that I’ve had to rub my clitty while giving a lap dance just to get some relief. That’s against the rules too, but I’m very careful not to get caught doing that. It’s pretty easy to hide that because the customer’s enjoy it so they keep their mouths shut. If they tip me extra I even let them clean my fingers off. If they’re sexy or have a nice, big cock I give them my number and hope that they call so we can play later on.

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Roaming Charges

Drunk phone sexThere I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened.  I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me.  Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever.  A park is a park.  I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!”  Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner.  Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.

Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy.  I have seen him around town, but not that often.  He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.”  On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring.  It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff.  I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy.  The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door.  He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone.  I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles. 

Charles stared straight ahead.  The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on.  The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was.  Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it.  The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say.  Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.

Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass.  I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced.  The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting.  I’ll tell you something.  I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.

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Hookers for Hire: BJ and Hadley

I was at my regular watering hole hanging with some of the biker regulars when Hadley came in. These guys were whooping and howling for the fine piece of trailer trash ass. Once she was heading back to the girls room I followed her back and offered her some blow. As she was taking her line I asked how she felt like joining me as a couple hookers for hire to service the guys.

This whore was totally into me and was pretty wasted already, so the rest was easy. I conferred with her and coaxed her into coming back to the guys and set up a sweet deal for these horny fucks. We presented the idea to them and they were pulling out the green and shoving it down our shirts. We took off on the back of their bikes and headed off for some hot ass fucking fun.

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Back at a sleazy ass crack house the guys kept as their “club house” we smoked some blunts, snorted some crank and got fucked hard. Hadley and I started the guys off with a little two girl action making out and stripping each other while cooing the guys on. Well I was slipping my tongue up her sweet little slit as I felt a nice hard cock slam into my sopping wet snatch.

We fucked hard, sucked the cum dry from these guys and drained their fucking wallets and took off with a nice stash of their drugs. These guys were passing out left and right by the time we finished them off. I hailed us a cab and brought my new hooker phone sex buddy home where we divided up the goods.

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We made out like bandits.

Money Makes Me Smile

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“Music makes me dance and money money money makes me smile” my favorite line from a song…not only does it make me smile but it makes me wet as fucking hell. Nothing gets the pussy going into overdrive faster then a stack of cold, hard, green cash, excerpt maybe a huge fucking cock. You know the ones that are way above average. The ones that stretch your holes like a good fisting. Last night I hit the fucking jackpot and got both. Yep a twofer, a bogo, a bonus. He had a was of fucking dough that was all mine if I could take his cock. No one has ever been able to do it in any capacity. So if i could take all of it, balls deep in any hole, mouth ass or cunt, and endure the resulting pounding I would get until he shot his load, the cash was all mine. Thank fucking goodness for my lack of gag reflex, I knew I could take his cock no matter how big in my mouth at least. Little did I know just what he was fucking packing. When he pulled his cock out the gasp was and involuntary reaction and he laughed out loud. cum guzzling cock1

The very first thing I wanted to do was get a picture of that fucking thing, no one would believe this with out one. They would think it was like one of those fishing stories. You know I caught one “this big”. I wondered just how much bigger it could get once it was hard, I was about to find out. I wrapped my mouth around that huge cock and slowly worked it down the back of my throat. I inched it down little by little fearing that I wouldn’t be able to do it. After what seemed an eternity I had his entire cock down my throat. He was very patient with the process of me taking his cock all the way down, but no sooner did his nuts hit my chin did he start fucking my throat without mercy. It took me off guard and for a minute I couldn’t breath, but then I fell into his rhythm and let him have his fun. he shot his thick load down my throat and handed me the wad of cash happily.  Now it was my turn, I offered him a bet of double or nothing. I wanted that monster in my ass so bad I couldn’t stand it, the extra cash was a bonus. When he took me up on it I was so happy that I squealed! My ass is going to be sore for some time to cum but my wallet is loving it!

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Late night at Work!

cum filled cuntI was pretty PISSED at work on Friday. This was my party weekend my new boss, The Bitch, told me I had to stay late and do an inventory of the classics. Like that is what interns are for. AND nothing worth staying over on a fucking FRIDAY on a holiday weekend. It was late, I was almost done. And still pissed off when I heard someone in the building. I was pretty startled! So I slipped off my heels and tip toed into the other room to see what I could see. And I walked in on the new night guard, pants down, stroking his meat to a WEB CAM! This was an opportunity I could not pass up! I snuck in behind him … so the audience could see me.. but he could NOT! And then I dropped my tiny little dress! And slipped out of my tiny little thongs. I unhooked my bra and I could hear out of his speakers everyone telling him to turn around. It was funny seeing him jump like a little girl on camera! Then his balls dropped and the man took over. The new guard grabbed me and bent me over the front desk! It was so much better knowing he had an audience! I was getting fucked on camera! And fucked REALLY good and hard! I knew he was posing for the camera. And I did the same thing! I could hear his speakers. Everyone stroking off or giving directions. I never knew it could be so fucking hot! I made him cum all over me so we could give a good show! After I cleaned up I hurried right out to buy my first web cam! I am hooked!

Wild Weekend

drunk phone sex cleoLast night was no different then any other Friday night. Lots of fucking and lots of drinking. This morning my eyes were red, my pussy was sore, my clothes all wrinkled and I am missing my panties. Kudos to the lucky bastard that has them. I am sure he is somewhere sniffing them and jerking his cock. Driving home I catch a glance at a sign on the side of the road and I think I must still be very fucked up. That couldn’t possibly have said what I thought it did. I had to turn the car around and look again. sure enough it said exactly what I thought it did. Really? We had just been talking about what the hell we would do tomorrow for Easter. It is really such a lame ass holiday. Now I knew what we were going to do. I took a picture of the sign on my phone and went home to call every trashy whore I knew. Male and female.We were going to crash this party and do it literally. We were going to make this fucking Easter Egg hunt one that these church going fuckers would never forget. It was an open invitation and they extended it….drunk phone sex easter

Ink

cum filled cunt zoraWhat most people don’t know about me is that I love tattoos.  From the outside I look like a sweet, hot Asian chick. On the inside I am a spicy, hot little ink slut. I have been dreaming up all sorts of tattoo designs that I wanted to get, and even found the perfect studio to have it done.  I called the artist, Cory, and made an appointment to meet and talk about the art.
I drove over the next day to Studio 13 Tattoos.  They are located in a college town, filled with one ways streets and hip coffee shops. It took a while to find a parking place, so I called Cory and told him I was running a few minutes late. I asked him if he wanted anything from the coffee shop as I was right in front of one. He said sure, would I please bring him a chai.  I love chai lattes so I got two to go.  I arrived to the studio about 10 minutes later, excited and out of breathe. I was ready to make my tattoo dream a reality!
I stopped at the front desk, and a handsome, tall, bald, stocky man with a long beard told me that he was Cory!  I handed him a chai and apologized for being late. He smiled and showed me to his room in the studio. He showed me several photographs of previous tattoos he has done and some sketches of possible designs for me. I loved them all! I told him that I wanted a traditional Asian dragon going up my leg done in black and grey.  He asked to see my leg to get an idea of how large of a design to make and set the placement. I had not thought about that part, and was wearing jeans instead of a skirt!
He gave me a knowing glance and said “I have seen it all before, I am a professional. It’s ok”. So I hurriedly kicked off my shoes and peeled off my jeans. I looked at Cory and watched him look me up and down. My pussy twitched in delight at the thought of this man assessing my figure.  He had me turn around and asked me to point where I wanted the tattoo.  I seductively bent over and pointed to my outer leg.  He smiled and said I would make a fine canvass for his art. He went to make a copy of the dragon and said he was going to place the outline on me to see if I liked the placement. When he came back he sprayed some kind of cool liquid over the copy of the design to make the outline stick to my skin. My body exploded in goosebumps as it was cold. “Sorry about that, I should have told you it was cold”.  I laughed and asked if it was ready.
Cory walked me over to a mirror so I could see the outline.  I loved it!  It was larger than I pictured but Cory said it would lose too much detail if we went smaller. Let’s do this! I jumped up and down in excitement.  Cory looked at the clock and said it would take about 4 hours to do – but that the shop closed in two hours. My eyes welled up with tears.  I wanted this tonight.  Cory saw my face and smiled. “Don’t worry, I will stay late so we can get this finished. Let’s get ready”.
Cory had me sit on a special table that looked like the kind they have at doctor’s offices. He put my leg into a stirrup and told me to relax. I took several deep breaths and told him I was ready. He turned on the tattoo machine and I felt the first bites of the needle.  It did not hurt but it did sting a bit. I tried to ignore it and just think of the outcome. About an hour into it, Cory said that he needed to take a quick break and stepped out of the room. I looked over in the mirror and could see the progress he was making on the tattoo. I overheard Cory telling his boss that he would lock up tonight as he had a special client he needed to finish.  I was so grateful for his kindness that I had to think of a way to thank him.

He came back to the room and asked if I was ready for more. “I am always ready for more” I said coyly. He went back to work and I zoned out to the sound of tattoo machine’s buzz. My mind wondered and I found myself fantasizing about fucking Cory. I imagined all sorts of scenarios and before I knew it, I let my fingers play with my excited clit. I sank two fingers into my wet hole and pleasured myself. Suddenly I noticed that the room was quiet. I opened my eyes and Cory was watching me with a wry smile. “You want some help there Zora?” he asked in a husky voice.
I looked at him with wide eyes and noticed that he had put down the tattoo gun. “Would you like to see your new tattoo?”  I smiled and said yes. I pulled my fingers out of my pussy and Cory reached down to grab my hand. He licked my fingers and said I tasted sweet. This wasn’t a dream! I let out a small moan and reached up to grab Cory’s growing bulge. He pushed me down onto the table and unzipped his pants. I hiked up my top and pulled down my underwear.  Cory wasted no time and quickly grabbed my legs and put them over his shoulders. I felt his hard dick enter my aching, wet pussy. He fucked me hard, fast and deep. I met all of his thrusts with equal passion until I exploded in a juicy orgasm. Cory pulled out of my twat and stuck his cock into my accessible ass. I thought I had died and gone to heaven! Deeper and deeper he fucked my tight ass until he shot his hot load. Mmmm I love the feel of hot cum in my ass! As he got himself zipped up, he came back over to the table.
He picked me up and carried me over to the mirror. I looked at my new tattoo and was thrilled! I jumped up and hugged Cory and told him that I loved it! Cory picked me up and carried me back to the table. He gave me a handout on how to care for my new tattoo and wrote his personal cell phone number on the sheet.  Now I can’t wait to get my next tattoo!

Home Schooling the Brats in the Art of Masturbation

trailer park whore dirty p mommyI can be so naughty sometimes. I get bored when my husband is away at work and that usually leads to trouble. My older brats were at school, but I have two still at home with me during the day. They make me so horny. One of each at that tender age. Just ripe for corruption. My baby girl is a cock tease already. She shakes her little bubble but at her daddy and her brothers. Sits on their laps and bounces her sexy little bottom on their throbbing cocks. Even plays horsey on their legs. I know what she is doing. Same thing I did at that age. Rubbing her pussy trying to get off!

I thought it was time to show my babies the art of masturbation. Give them a sexy little show. I got my older daughter’s pink little baseball bat she uses in little league. Not so little when it’s up a fuck hole. I sat on the couch and fucked my cunt, then my ass for them to watch. I instructed them to touch each other. My little girl grabbed her brother’s pee pee and yanked on it. It was cute. She just tugged at it. He put a finger up her little bald cunnie. It got me so wet seeing them masturbate like that. They didn’t know what they were doing, but that was fine. They were giving me a visual as I impaled my cunt with that pink bat.

hardcore anal sex trashy mommyI came so hard. I fed them my cream. They sucked it right off my fingers like it was candy. Well I guess it is liquid candy. Then I gave them a hands on lesson in masturbation. I showed my daughter just how to play with her brother’s dick. And I showed my son just how to rub his sister’s clitty. Then I showed them both how to eat mommy’s very wet cunt and ass. It is amazing how fast a day goes by when you home school your youngest brats in the art of masturbation. Every little one needs to know how to please adults properly. Don’t you agree?

April Fools You Cheating Bastard!

Shemale phone sexTonight is going to be one of the most amazing fucking good times ever.  Today is April 1st, which means it is April Fools Day.  Usually I’m the one who gets pranks played on me by back wood hillbilly idiots, but tonight will be different!  I have a twin sister and she recently found out that her boyfriend has been fucking around on her.  I can’t blame him much because Stella is a piece of work.  I’m surprised anyone would dip their dick in her, but hey, when the pussy is just thrown at you like she wields hers around, you take it!

Now as I said, her boyfriend has been fucking around on her.  She phoned me this morning to see if I could help her out.  I told her sure, what did she have in mind?  She wants me to drive into the city and be at a certain bar and pick her man up.  I told her that if that happens I will not be held accountable for what happens once we get back to my room.  She said, “GOOD! FUCK HIM ELLA, MAKE HIM BLEED!”  Well alrighty then.  There are a couple of rules though. 

If I manage to catch his eye; which shouldn’t be hard since he is dating Stella after all. HA!  The rules are as follows: 1) I cannot let him know that Stella is my sister; 2) I cannot let him know before hand that I have a nice juicy dick; 3) When I finally reveal this glory between my beautiful thighs I have to yell “APRIL FOOLS FROM STELLA YOU CHEATING BASTARD!” Then basically force myself on him and ride him until he is raw and crying. 

I told her that I would do it, not because he cheated on her but because for once, it will not be me on the receiving end of an April Fool’s joke.  PLUS, I get to fuck hard, fast and make it hurt! What a fabulous April 1st I will have!

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