I am all for national holidays, believe you me. Especially today, it is earth day! And what do we do? We celebrate the many chemicals that come from nature. Even the ones that are toxic to nature! And what better way to celebrate the earth after you ingest or inhale the earth? Yes, you get high and then you fuck. Now I know it sounds like what I do every day, but who the fuck cares! On earth day I do so much more .. most of my guys make the herb really concentrated and dank for me. They know how to get me high and horny. When I get the special “Earth Day” special it really is an anything goes type of thing. Shit last year I woke up on a cum and urine soaked mattress with three thick black guys shoving their cocks in my mouth and cunt. I had no idea how long I had been there, and I had no idea how I had gotten there. Last thing I remember is being smoked out in the parking lot of the card room. And hours later being used and violated. I could feel cum being fucked out of my pussy as they rammed their dicks inside of me. Thinking back on that night, I could not wait to get my hands on another stash. I bet you would love to party with a whore like me! I’ll be up all night baby!Check our or menu of earth’s finest sluts!
Category: Dirty phone sex
Planting Seed for Earth Day
Today is Earth Day. As an environmentally conscious green mommy, I kept my brats home from school today, to plant a tree in our backyard and some flowers in our garden. I sat on the patio sipping on my Mimosa watching them dig around in the dirt. I found myself aroused by the fact that my offspring didn’t mind getting dirty. Neither do I, it’s one of my favorite things to do. Just my idea of dirty doesn’t involve actual dirt.
I called them over, suggested they clean off in the pool. I watched them take off their clothes and cannonball into the pool. I could only sit in my bikini for so long watching, before I stripped down too and joined them. As I was washing dirt off their little arms and legs, my dirty nature came out. I started rubbing puffy pussy mounds and stroking little pee pees. Earth day is about the environment, right? Planting seeds, watching things grow? I wanted to see my boys’ pee pees grow. I wanted to have some boy seed planted in my pussy, as well as my daughters’ pussies too. The best seed I know, is boy seed.
We went inside for some good old fashioned family fun. I sucked my boys’ tiny peckers, fingered my daughters’ little cunnies, licked and fingered tight little asses. Lots of things were growing too! I let my boys plant their seed in mommy’s pussy, then let my girls lick their seed right out of me. Soon my baby girls will be old enough to see how seeds make things grow inside their bellies. My teen daughter, who did not stay home with us today, already knows that lesson. Maybe for earth day you would enjoy planting some seeds inside my little ones, or even me!
Blonde phone sex
Have you tried Blonde phone sex? They say blondes have more fun, well fucking a blonde is way more fin that any other bitch. I’m a trashy blonde so what ever you want to do daddy we can do it all.
The kinky, freaky and maybe even illegal I am down for! I love to fuck for money and drugs but I still have a tight wet cunt that is waiting for you to fill it up! I want to suck your cock to get you going. Wrap your strong fingers in my blonde hair and start to fuck my throat.
I want it hard, I want to choke on your dick. Don’t hold back daddy! I’ll bend over and spread my ass cheeks open and help guide your cock into my tight asshole! I want to be your Anal whore!! Oh Daddy don’t you love fucking me? I’m a sexy hot Dumb Blonde who wants your cock in every hole! The nastier the better! Fuck me Daddy!!
Cum Hard For My Blonde Phone Sex
I am such a trashy cunt and I want do two things in this world. Make money, and have lots of cock. A friend of mine told me about this job that she has where she talks to guys on the phone. Like not just conversing with them like fucking them with her words. It took some convincing but I figured I would give it a try and see if I could make a quick buck. I went through an interview and then had the bitch from next door take some pictures of me for all the guys to gawk over. It was kind of hot really, picturing them drooling over my perky pierced titties. It turns out that blonde phone sex was pretty hot and guys loved that I was such a trashy slut. It was lots of fun and loved it when those perves would call in and pay me lots of money. I loved being their white trash cum dumpster who would sit on the other end of the phone and play with my pussy between my fingers envisioning all of the nasty things they would do to me and I would do to them. Of what a high I would get thinking about them striking their throbbing cocks on the other end of the phone. Mmm. Every time the phone rings my cunt gets excited and wets itself for my caller. I cannot wait for my next call and I hope it will be something nasty and fun.
Blonde Phone Sex Fun with a Dirty Cougar
Blonde phone sex whores have more fun! I may be blonde, but I’m not dumb. I know when a young stud wants some cougar cunt. My daughter’s young buff boyfriend stopped by to see her, knowing she was at school. He acted like he had a blonde moment, but I knew he was there to see me, not her. My daughter is a hot blonde too, but let’s face it, a young girl does not have the experience of a cougar. Her boyfriend was in need of some down and dirty fun without games, snuggling or boring “how was your day honey conversations.” Turns out I was in need of no strings attached hardcore fucking and boy batter.
“My daughter and I share everything, even cock,” I informed Jason. That was all I needed to say before his pants were around his ankles and his hard thick shaft was in his hand. My pretty pink dress suddenly became just cloth around my belly, as I started blowing him with such expertise he thought my mouth was a vacuum cleaner. “You need to teach her this move,” he said. It was my “Python Blowjob.” I just very slowly swallowed his dick down my throat inch by inch—like a python swallows its prey—while massaging his cock with my tongue. When I reached the base of his dick, I flicked my warm wet tongue on his nutsack, like a snake. See I’m no dumb blonde, I scored an A in the art of fellatio.
My head techniques got Jason rock hard. So strong, he hoisted me up in the air to fuck me standing up. I bounced up and down his cock creaming all over his thick dick. My daughter is lucky to have a boy friend who can fuck like a porn star, and has a cock worthy of one too. He wanted to show off his sexual prowess, so we fucked in all sorts of positions. “You’re a blonde sex goddess,” he moaned as he fucked my ass reverse cowgirl style. He tried to have another blonde moment when he just slipped his dick in my ass by accident. Lucky for him, I love my backdoor pounded and my asshole can handle even his sizable cock.
We were fucking on the couch when my daughter came home early from school. I thought she would be mad that I had not told her I turned her boyfriend into my boy toy. She stripped naked and joined us. “Two blondes are better than one,” she said. Jason could not have agreed more. It was pretty hot sharing him with my baby girl. I taught her my Python move, and when he came in her mouth, we snowballed his seed. Jason was able to get hard again quickly. Young bucks like him rarely have stamina issues and they require such little down time. Why do you think cougars love the young boys? The highlight for me was eating his cum out of my daughter’s twat while he fucked my ass. She got to, of course, suck his seed out of my asshole.
Two blondes are double your fun. When they are a kinky mommy daughter duo, well, that’s just heaven. Give me a call and see why blondes have more fun. And check out all the other blonde whores available to get dirty with you.
Book Worms!
Boys in the sexuality section of the library are like bugs caught in my fly trap. The can just smell my sweet nectar and can’t help but be lured in. I’ve even set up a specialty wrack on the shelves in the section so I can have good handle bars for the eventually fucking I’ll get. They’re already hard by the time a show up so having quickies is perfect. They all say the same thing, too. “Ms. Hazel, I had no idea you…” and before they can even get the next words out of their mouth I’ve got their stiff cock in my hands. I’ve even arranged the aisles to make a perfect little fuck room and I think the boys know it. They’ll wait around “reading” for hours waiting to cum on this innocent looking young lady. “The smart type” they’ll say, and a smart girl is what they want. I handle dicks like a scientist.
Blonde Phone Sex With A Smattering Of Hardcore Anal Sex
Do you like Blondes? Do you enjoy phone sex? Do you like, fat, throbbing, throat blocking cocks? Then I am just what you are looking for. Blonde phone sex with that something extra. That is of course if you can handle the ass splitting that I will subject you to. I have a monster between my legs that just wants to plummet right on into your dark hole of faggotry. In other words, when I fuck someone it hurts. Not me of course, but them.
Sometimes I do not like to wait for the person to get ready. I just wanna pop this cock in and fuck them raw. Who needs lube right? Or I guess I could be nice about it, spit or piss on your asshole to get it ready. You would be yelling like a bitch in heat in no time. Ah, I love my dick. I also love my tits. I am the best of both worlds.
I think that is why the good ole boys around here always end up at my door. Sure they give me shit in town, but at night, I’m the one giving something to them. My big fat dick!
My new Gal Pal Is a Hot Pussy Licking Cum Dumpster!
I have my own personal cum dumpster to have fun with now! She’s my new gal pal! My little cousin got kicked out of her house again. I guess her mamma don’t take kindly to her getting high and fucking her boss. Apparently her bosses wife came to the house and just about thew a bitch fit. So needless to say the little drug whore is much like her big cousin! My loser husband of course got way excited, but my new sidekick did not want anything to do with his drunken limp whiskey dick. So I told her when his ass fell asleep we would just have fun me and her. I had some gutter glitter for our entertainment tonight!
Right on queue dick-less fell passed out cold and we had the den to ourselves. I have a great glass coffee table that makes chopping up our dinner perfect. We got so fucking wired that our sex had no intention of letting us cum easily. We licked each others cunts for hours. It felt so good just feeling our warm tongues go in and out of our juicy box. I kept my fingers so wet with her twat cream that it looked like I had prunes for fingers! I love having a gal pal around the house, I think I am going to keep her! Wanna party with some hot druggy phone sex?
We both kept saying how fun it would be to have a nice thick cock to suck on while pumping our fists in and out of each others cunts. I want to lick all the hot steamy cum that oozes out of her tight teen pussy while I get fucked from behind with your hot meat. We even decided to make some pop corn, extra butter! And now we are just laying here sucking all those nice buttery kernels out of each others cunt! Oh what a sweet hot mess we are! All we need is you!
Tight Slutty Pussy
A customer named Bill took me to the VIP room at the club. He ended up paying me more than we agreed on because I wasn’t as busted as he thought. Can you believe that?! He was surprised that my pussy wasn’t all beat up and that was still very tight. Now that I think about it Bill did kind of have a point. I practically fuck all day and night so it’s an occupational hazard. I’m very thankful that my tiny pink kitty is still tight, clean, and pretty!
Before Bill left he told me about how everyone thought I was such a nasty slut. I thanked him even though that wasn’t exactly news to me and walked him to the door. It’s funny how people think that label bothers me because I actually don’t mind at all. Sluts have more fun and at the end of the night that’s who every man wants to be in bed with.
I’m such a skank that I sometimes even take work home with me.There will be a hot guy that I want to play with at the club, but he won’t have enough money for my services. When that happens I either give him my number or tell him to pick me up once my shift is over. I hate waiting, there is just no other way. Fucking for free at the club is against the rules, but the manager can’t control me when I’m at home! A lot of the guys I bring home are actually paying customers too if he knew that he would probably fire me. That would be a big mistake because most of the other dancers have zero interest in sex, but I still do.
My pussy soaks through two, sometimes even three of my outfits ever day. I wish I could stop it, but I can’t. There have been times that I’ve had to rub my clitty while giving a lap dance just to get some relief. That’s against the rules too, but I’m very careful not to get caught doing that. It’s pretty easy to hide that because the customer’s enjoy it so they keep their mouths shut. If they tip me extra I even let them clean my fingers off. If they’re sexy or have a nice, big cock I give them my number and hope that they call so we can play later on.
I am one nasty chick!
So the other day I was on the phone with one of my more regular callers and I was doing what he loves best – taking a fat shit with him on the phone. Well I was holding my phone real close to the toilet of course so he could hear it pushing out and plopping into the toilet…well I guess I was clumsy or something and it dropped right into the toilet! I stared in the toilet for only a moment, I’m no prude so I grabbed it right out. It of course was covered in the hot shit I had just pushed out but surprisingly seemed to still be working. My caller was even still on the phone! I knew he would love to know what I was doing so I let him know I had dropped my phone in my shit but I was going to lick it clean so not to worry. I knew this would drive him crazy! I began to slowly lick it up tasting it and making sure he heard me doing so. This was definitely not my first time tasting my shit, and it wouldn’t be my last either. I moaned and told him how it tasted, how it was still warm too. He told me to take some and rub it on my chest and my nipples so I did what he asked then put the phone back up to my ear – with shit still on it nonetheless. This was probably the best toilet play experience my caller had ever had, and I was having fun too hearing him rub his hard cock and taking his orders through each moan. I knew it wouldn’t be long for him to explode! So I hurried up and peed in a cup holding the phone so he could still hear but of course not dropping it this time…and I took a couple sips and poured it all over my already filthy body. At the same time he came hard and I smiled, I did tell you after all that I’m known as the nasty girl.