I am an anal sex whore and I’m not too fucking picky about what I shove up there either! Sometimes it’s a cock, sometimes it’s a baseball bat, sometimes it’s cucumber or a zucchini, what can I say? I love being stuffed to the breaking point… literally! I want my fuck holes stretched out to the point that it fucking hurts! Nothing less can satisfy me ever. That’s why today when I was bored I decided to see just how far I could get this big ass zucchini up my pooper. I had to warm up with my fingers, stretching my asshole until I could get my whole hand up there, then I lubed up my zucchini and shoved it right on it there! Oh it felt amazing, that fucking zucchini damn near ripped my asshole apart but I loved every second of it! God, it was so big and firm, I swear I have never felt anything like it before! What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever shoved up your ass?
Category: Dirty phone sex
I am one nasty anal sex whore!
Dirty phone sex
I just finished watching a home video I made of my self fucking this guy, and for some reason the quality is bad. I am so horny that my cunt is throbbing waiting for another cock to pleasure me. So I called my friend and told him how badly I wanted his big black cock inside of me along with any other friends or family members he wanted to bring with him to join in the fun. With in minutes a car pulled up where I was then greeted, by my friend and his two brothers and a cousin. I was quickly carried into my bedroom where I was stripped of my clothing and fucked like the whore that I am. My friend fucked my wet cunt while his cousin stretched out my shit hole, while I sucked and swallowed his brothers cocks. My pussy was really throbbing now as they all took turns fucking and cumming inside of my pussy. I couldn’t help but moan and beg them for more since I love black milky cum all inside of me me. I guess a true life lesson learned is always have good black friend since they know how to make a pussy feel incredible and they have lots of friends.
Daddy Issue’s With Henrietta
Dirty Period Phone Sex
The biggest whore in town needs a dick…or 12. I am feeling extra slutty on my period and I know all you horny fucks are into that…as much as I am into tasting my bloody cunt on your dick. You’re not afraid to get a little messy are you? Naw, of course you aren’t or you wouldn’t be here talking to a nasty little whore like me. You are a twisted little pervert… just like I am and just like me, you love feeling all those hot body fluids all over your skin. So lets get freaky, I want to taste my blood and my pussy juice mixed together on the end of your cock, I’ll even lick shit off it if you want to fuck this sweet little ass! So what’s it gonna be baby? You wanna come on over and get wild with me, or would you rather stay at home having boring stupid vanilla sex with your prude wife?
Happy National Jelly Bean and Scat Day
I just love leftover Easter Candy. My lover and I were getting high when he noticed the bowl of jelly beans on the coffee table. We were just fucked up enough to do something crazy. He pinned me to the floor and began to shove the candy up my ass. He’s a scat freak like me and we get into some nasty shit. When my poor rectum was full of the sweet things, he decided to fuck me. It was an amazing feeling, his sticky cock, the rolling of the beans, and the full sensation that I loved. I felt his balls slapping my pussy with the force of his thrusts and the warmth as he filled my candy coated shithole with cum.
“Now how I am gonna get them out?” I shrieked with laughter, high as a kite. “Shit them out, mama. Feed them to me.” he moaned. I squatted right there on the floor and began to bear down, feeling them popping back out of my turd canal. He was on his knees, eating them. “The pink ones are yours, lover. Eat them for me.” I was on my knees, sucking them right off the floor, dripping with shit and cum. And you know what? They tasted even better than Jelly Belly.”
So, what are YOU doing for National Jelly Bean Day?
stick up
You and I make a perfect team baby. That bitch deserved to get robbed the way she flaunted up and down the street with her fancy Michael Kors bags. You snatched her slender body into the alley as you covered her mouth. “You better not scream or this pussy is mines” you declare as you grab a hand full of her snatch to show her you mean business. With the strap against her temple you tell her, “Hand over all the shit, bitch! We know you’re loaded” I was dying for a fix and my hands were shaking as I tried to hold my gun steady. She handed me her whole purse with a wallet, keys to a BMW, and a few crumpled 20 dollar bills. None of this shit phased me because I wanted her pussy so bad and I had always had a rape fantasy. “Let me taste this pussy” is all I had say for you to step aside. I ripped her skirt off and pulled her panties down exposing pink lips that seemed ready to be kissed. The sweet smell of her panic was floating from her pussy. Her eyes widened as I began to finger her clit. I could tell she had never been with a woman before. You pushed her firmly against the brick as I lowered myself to get a taste of her. Her legs began to shake as I ate her pussy showing me she was giving into the pleasure. I wanted her to be nice and wet so when you rammed your cock into her the doctors wouldn’t see any sign of force. I saw you putting the condom on so I knew my time was running short. “Turn around cunt” you say as you threatened to hit her in the head with the gun. She whimpered but deep down she knew she wanted you. I anxiously played with myself as I watched you take her from behind. She was moaning so loud because your cock is so big! I watched in amazement as the cum trickled down her leg. That bitch was begging for us to do this to her. I knew it!! The next time she’s on our block I know she’s going to be on the lookout for us and I won’t hesitate to make her the most willing victim in the hood.
The Alabama Hot Pocket: Getting Filthy with Scat Phone Sex
Scat phone sex introduced this dirty whore to something called the Alabama Hot Pocket. I had never heard of it before, but the phone call was so hot and dirty, I had to try it out for real. I just headed down to the local truck stop to pick up an equally filthy minded partner in crime. Leroy was from Mississippi, but he knew all about that sex act. He said I was the first chick to ask him for some bathroom fun who was not strung out looking for a little cash for her next fix. He was surprised that I was down for a brown shower. Fuck, I am a filthy whore. I was gonna be high, but I don’t need to be fucked up to enjoy some dirty toilet sex for the record. We drank some Mad Dog, did a few lines of my favorite party supply and got nasty. He actually took a bunch of poop pills to ensure he could take a major dump in my twat. Do you get it now? An Alabama Hot Pocket is when you shit in a girl’s pussy. A nice big pile of steaming crap in her pussy. I got on the couch, hung my body upside down, spread my legs so Leroy could squat over me and shit in my cunt. I crammed his shit pile into my pussy, then we fucked. It was a hot, dirty, smelly fuck. A nasty shit fuck is so taboo, which is what makes me want to try it. If you think that was nasty, you should have watched me blow him after his dick had been in my mud pie. I am not always such a dirty whore, but when I am, watch out. I’ll try anything once and I never say, no way would I do that.
























