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Random acts of kindness for a whole week!

cum dumpsterWell apparently some day this week was random acts of kindness day…I personally am not the nicest girl in the world but I am feeling extra generous with my blowjobs! Only because I am extending random acts of kindness day into random acts of kindness week! It’ll do. I’ll be able to get in tons and tons of blowjobs in since I am making this last a whole week. I picture lots and lots of gangbangs, cum facials and of course lots and lots of ‘other’ juices too! My sex drive is limitless. I literally just keep going and going. I am constantly craving that rock hard cock to be in any one of my holes. I’m always thinking about all the taboo and nasty things I could be doing, which of course keeps me constantly wet… I am always horny and ready to fuck. I am addicted little slut! Addicted to the messier side of fucking that is…! So if you are like me and don’t mind getting dirty…and I mean completely fucking filthy then I would LOVE to talk to you. I would love to tell you how much I love shitting on you, pissing on you and being covering in your hot sticky cum. I can’t wait to be the one begging you to drop your load on me…mixing out shit and rubbing it everywhere. Allowing you to drink me sweet piss… I know I can even make you beg for it. I hope I’ve made it clear now that I am nothing like most girls, and I obviously don’t mind taking things to a more extreme level. All for this silly week of kindness!

My filthy fart fetish

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You liked your women dirty but I didn’t mind. I knew exactly what you needed. I dropped to my knees and spread your ass cheeks. It was smelly and I knew you hadn’t showered lately. I touched my tongue to that puckered rim and I could taste the flecks of shit that you had missed. I began with your rim job, slowly licking every wrinkle on that asshole, cleaning you. Then I delved deeply, tongue rolled, into the depths of your ass. You farted right in my face and I could smell the sweet stench of rectum. That’s what I love the best, when they fart right in my mouth. The blast of gas being pushed out of that asshole, watching it wink, as it blows into my face. I inhale the fumes and taste them, hoping for a shart, a little taste of heaven.  I tongue fucked you quicker as you stroked his own cock. When you were all clean, I moved around to the front, where you were holding a half-hard penis. “Open wide, whore” you grumbled. I opened my mouth-urinal, allowing him to spew hot urine into my piehole. I gulped to keep up with the never-ending stream as it overflowed my mouth and ran freely down my tits. Your cock was all ready to blow now. You jerked it furiously, shooting foul blobs of man mayo to run down my face and mix with the piss. Another fart from your gassy bowels sent me over the edge and I spasmed helplessly.
I am a human shithole, an outhouse, and a submissive scat queen. I know my place in this world and that is servicing you like a good slave. Please allow me to be your toilet tissue and fart eater. It makes my pussy so wet to please you.

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Big dick sucker for some tickets!

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I was listening to my favorite radio station when they announced they were giving away super bowl tickets to the sexist lady that came to the station. I got all ready in my daisy duke shorts my cow girl boots and a flannel top that exposed my breast’s and tummy. When I walked in to the station there was a huge line of women waiting anxiously to see if they were winners. There were two men who were judging the contest on the air so I took my top off and my shorts exposing my luscious tits and my tight ass hole as I bent over to fix the buckle on my boot. The two men gawked in disbelief as I stood naked before them unbuttoning their pants. I pulled out their hard cocks and began to stroke them hard and fast licking the head making sure there precum got all over my face! I was sucking their delicious cocks so good that they forgot they were on the radio so everyone could hear them moaning as I gave them the best fucking blow job of their life! On the radio all you could hear was the wet sound of there cocks going in and out of my mouth down into my throat, slurping and sipping all there delicious cum while they called me a dirty nasty whore! I guess the radio show was so good! That people called in telling them to fuck me in all my holes until they filled me up making me work for those Super Bowl tickets! It was worth it since who doesn’t like the Super Bowl?

GangBang Whore Mommy Loves Frat Boy Seed

gangbang whore lilibethI’m a dirty gangbang whore. By that I mean, I am more than just a slut who likes to take a ton of cock. Just entertaining a legion of dicks is boring to me. I want more than just cocks up my ass and cunt. I want to be coated in cum and piss. A sexy mature bitch like me knows where to go for raunchy sex. A frat house. College boys love a MILF gone wild. Frat boys are as raunchy as it gets, but the girls they fuck on campus want love and respect before they put out, so the boys can’t get as nasty as they want to with them. But, I don’t want to date a frat boy. I don’t need them to spend money on me. I just want to get nasty. I just want their cum and piss and whatever else they want to give me. So on Friday nights, I crash a frat party. Last Friday, it was the Sigma Chis.

trashy milfThey were having some mixer with some stuck up sorority house, so when this trashy MILF walked in, the coeds had to sit back and let a real woman show them how to party. I got on the dining room table naked while they boys lined up to skull fuck me and give me creamy facials. The coeds looked mortified that a woman their mother’s age would take so much cum to the face. I’ve been a cum whore since before they were born. I was rubbing that frat seed into my skin like it was a top line anti aging cream. As boys waited to cum on my face, others fucked my ass. They all know I’m a nasty freak at the Sigma Chi house, so they pissed up my ass. I have a very tight rosebud for all the big dicks I take, so I held some of the piss and exploded it all over the coeds behind me watching in disgust and jealously. For three hours those silly young girls didn’t exist. I was the only woman in the house that mattered. I took their cum and piss in all my holes and left one happy trailer park whore. Showed those coeds what those boys really want. I’m going back tonight with my daughters so they won’t grow up to be a stuck up coed.

Dirty phone sex

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It has been really cold lately! I do not know about any other bitch out there but I am one that is not a fan of the cold. I am sure peppy bitches that hide that they are whores keep warm with clothing that is cute and that covers every inch of their bodies. Well do you know how a bitch like me keeps warm during this time of year? Well typically after my shift at work dancing my whore ass around a pole and on some guys sweet ball sack, I then find someone who will buy me drinks and fill me up with alcohol. I like that warm feeling when it all hits the bottom of your tummy and then you start getting dizzy. And of course I am not a bitch that does not say thank you, I have manners! What better way to thank someone for saving a cold damsel in distress? There is no better way to thank someone then to get on your knees and choke on a mouth full of cocks. As my tummy gets warm with alcohol my mouth and wet cunt hole will get just as warm as the friction of a cock pounds my whore holes. Oh and we must not forget the creamy cum that acts as a blanket when it’s coated all over your face.

What more could a girl ask for?

phone sex line carolineI asked for your stories and you have been so great about calling me. Now that I know I am not the only one with these feelings, things are so much better. I think about little pussies and cocks all day and I dream of them at night. I guess I am obsessed! I just love sucking on my girl’s sweet little pussy while she is doing the same for me. She has gotten so good at it, too. She knows just what to do to get me to that point and I gush all on her sweet little face. Best of all this week was when you brought your son over to play. He is so well hung for a young one! Lying side by side while she took care of your hard cock and he fucked my pussy with the energy only youth can have – oh my gosh, I didn’t know I could come so hard. I just wish it wouldn’t have ended when it did. If I could have gotten his little cock in my ass, and yours in my cunt, I know I would have been in heaven! You said you will be back this week. I can’t wait!

Make me break that Resolution.

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His cock tasted so good that I forgot all about my New year’s Resolution. What was I thinking? No more sucking strange cocks. Right!!!! That’s like asking me to give up air or water. I’ve been sucking cock since I was just a brat in a schoolgirl outfit. I wake up every day wondering what kind of cock life will be sending me that day. Cock juice is like caffeine. And I do love a good cup. Being on my knees, worshipping a thick, meaty jerky stick is one of life’s joys to me. My pussy aches when I see a bulge. I want it and I usually get it. I’m a shameless whore when I see one I want. I once blew a man in a dressing room while his wife waited outside. I’ve left my dates waiting in clubs while I got me some fuck sauce in the bathroom. And don’t get me started on BBC. I’m like a whore on crack when it comes to black!!!
Don’t you just love a dirty little cocksucker? Let me describe in detail how I would pull every last drop of jizz from your throbbing dick. You will almost feel my soft lips caressing your nuts as I rub my pussy and share my expertise with you. I have some great roleplays in mind to keep it hot. Bring me that hot, creamy load and make me break my resolution one more time!!! I’m open wide and hungry for you, lover.

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No taboo phone sex !!

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I’m a horny bitch Ill fuck everything and I don’t care if people see me fucking in the car or on the porch of my trailer. I do what I want when I want because I’m a nasty ass trailer park piece of trash and I’m proud of it. There is nothing more sexy to me then a group of men that let me ride the shit out them ! I can make groups of men scream like hillbilles the moment there  in my pussy fucking it like its supposed to be , making my pussy sore from  two dicks hitting my cervix and one in my asshole.

I love the sensation of feeling like a little whore when I have my ankles behind my head getting my cunt fucked like the nasty kinky bitch that I am with one man fucking my asshole high giving his friend while I give there daddies the best blow job of there lives and I want  my neighbors to see  it  and watch me getting fucked like a nasty whore it just shows how classy and great I am since I’m doing this all for a beer! Who wouldn’t want to fill my holes with cum when I’m a dick sucking anal begging whore who is in need of cigarettes?

Cum Guzzling Slut and Her Trashy MILF Friends Have a Merry Christmas

cum guzzling slutMy son and daughter were home for Christmas. We did the gift exchange thing this morning, then my daughter went off to score us some coke so we could have some family fun. Well, while she was gone a few of my girl friends stopped by with some cookies, but really they just wanted to give my son their MILF and cookies. He loves to play with my friends. He has been getting his rod sucked by cougar sluts for awhile now. He loves his cum guzzling slut mommy and his friends, so he stripped down to feed his favorite old bitches their favorite treat. My son has an amazing cock. He has enough cum to give his trashy MILF momma and her two trailer park whore friends. As he was spreading his seed all over our faces, my daughter came home with the party supplies so we could play all night. My daughter was jealous we slurped on her brother’s cock without her. We did a few lines while she took a turn, resuscitated his dick back to life so we could all fuck him. Coke and cock, the best Christmas gifts ever.

Pissing Sex Under The Mistletoe

pissing sex evonneIt’s a naughty fetish filled Christmas here. The first caller this morning wanted me to give him a blow job while he sat on the john and took a nice healthy shit after devouring everything in site at a party last night. What a way for a trashy whore to wake up in the morning. Of course being the filthy slut that I am, my cunt was covered in cream by the time he unloaded his salty sperm in my mouth. Just as he left the door belle was ringing and another fetish favorite played out as I enjoyed water sports and pissing sex stories under the mistletoe. This cum eating phone sex whore can never get enough fetish fun so when my next caller wanted to enjoy an hour or so of fisting my already wet pussy, I was delighted. My guys have made sure that I have had a sloppy wet pussy all day long. happy holidays you horny fetish hungry lovers!

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