Every year I get to organize the adult Easter festivities for the trailer park. This year I went to the dollar store and bought a whole shit ton of those plastic eggs. Some of them will have little bottles of alcohol and some will have slips of paper in them which will entitle the owner to what ever sexual favor the paper has printed on it. These range from a simple kiss to a blowjob to anal fucking and fisting. You name it and it is in an egg. I am not only the Easter bunny with a fuzzy cotton tail and big bouncy tits but I am also the Easter egg cunt that will be hiding the eggs and passing out the goodies to the lucky winners. And that Golden Egg, well you will have to wait to find out what the lucky one that finds that will get…I love making the holidays kinky and naughty fun for everyone!
Category: Cum dumpster
We’re Having An Easter Egg Cunt
Let’s have dirty phone sex!
I’m a nasty one. Maybe that’s why I get the dirtiest calls…the ones that are downright filthy! There are no boring vanilla calls with me! I have a certain set of standards and things that keep my pussy satisfied. One…your cock can’t be small. 8 inches minimum! If your cock is dark…black or mixed then you’ve already got me! I mean…who am I kidding? I will take ANY cock thrown my way! Well unless it is an itty bitty sissy cock…then I can’t help but laugh and laugh at that. Those are always fun because I get to get gangbanged by some huge black cocks while some loser sits back and watches me havin a damn good time! He’ll even be begging to suck their cocks too…maybe just maybe we’ll both be on our knees sucking the cum right outta a nice juicy cock…I don’t know I guess we’ll see what this kinky day leads to! All I know is I am HORNY as fuck and need a nice big dick to fill me up!
Coed Cock
I love hitting the local college on the weekends. Strolling the grounds f the campus, wondering over to the dorms, casually walking in front of the frat houses that line the streets. I always dress like the slut that I am so that there is no doubt about what I am looking for. College guys are so fucking horny and my wet cunt is ready for all the action they want to give me. Fucking one at a time or an entire room full of hot young studs, makes no difference to me. By mid afternoon my pussy is so full of sticky cum that it drips down my thighs as I walk to my car. I will be back next week end boys don’t you worry.
Throw em Back Fresh From the Sack
I keep nut on tap like a fountain drink machine. All different flavors to suit ones palate. My whores love to get their tight little assholes filled and serve that warm sticky drink to some of our best customers. We even have a special package where you can watch your beverage being brewed, from start to finish. If watching a big dick thrust a tight spider until it bursts inside of her makes your cock twitch and grow then you surely would want to purchase this delight. Nothing like watching it being made from farm to mouth. Watching that creamy white goodness begin to leak out of that tiny pink asshole…you’ll be certain to drink it fresh from the spout. Making your mouth water as you get in position wedging your face beneath the source, mouth hanging wide open just waiting for that first drop to hit your tongue. If you want something different….give our fuck hole fermented package a try. You must order this particular package deal ahead of time. Able to pick the cock of your delight right down to that chosen barrel it is going to lay and ferment in. Oh yeah having that hot nut sit inside her tight warm sweaty backside for a couple hours up to a couple days….just bubbling and churning to a nice tang so that when it hits your mouth you can feel the fizz and taste the jizz which at this point has curdled. It no longer leaks a steady stream…. oh no this is for a special kind as it is a nice lumpy gooey consistency ready to plop into your pie hole. Come on down and make your own con”cock”tion. I think we’re on to something here. Be the first to throw back a couple loads, fresh from our fine brown barrels.
Orgy phone sex
I love that I can have a good time no matter what I do or where I go. Today was a very awesome day. I had a city offical come to my home to do an incpection because I had a complaint filed against me. I guess you can just call me a sneaky bitch, I filled the complaint against myself! I am so sneaky, but what better way to have a man in uniform show up at my house and basically just offer cock to me without me leaving my home! He came and knocked on my door and I invited him in.
I offered him something to drink as I was dressed up sexy, expecting his arrival. Needless to say he thought nothing was wrong except for the fact that I didnt have a dick in my mouth. He called some of his friends up for back up. I was naked when they arrived and already taking a huge meat stick up my ass. They came right in with raging hard dicks and did not even hesitate to give me what I was begging for so badly. They shoved their dicks in every hole that I have.
I took a cum bath in their massive loads. They could not get enough of me and they even scheduled a follow up to make sure “I stay on track.” I know I am a pathetic walking fuck hole. I just love the feeling of a cock getting ready to rupture all over my body and deep inside my holes. The more cocks the better and the more cum the happier I am.
A Cum Filled Cunt is a Whore’s Badge of Honor
I love a cum filled cunt. You know who also likes cream filled pussies? My brats. They saw that when my old cougar fuck holes are running over with cum, that is my whore badge. It makes them proud to have a slutty mommy who likes to fuck. My mother was a prostitute. The oldest profession in the world was how she supported me and my brother because my dad was stingy with his money. When I was knee high, I would spy on her fucking strangers in the same bed she slept in with my daddy when he was home from the road. He was a truck driver, so he was rarely home, but she got use out of that bed several times a day. As I got a bit older, she had me help her with certain clients. Some men wanted a hot young thing sucking their cocks, along with a seasoned whore. I became the anal sex whore I am today because one of my mom’s johns paid her $1000 extra to fuck my virgin ass. It hurt like hell the first time. I cried and I bled, but I just focused on the money. I grew to love anal sex. It is my favorite way to fuck now. My mother made more money with her jailbait daughter than she ever did solo. I didn’t become a hooker like my mom, but I did grow up to be a dirty old whore who plays with her brats and never says no to cock. I raised my son and daughter in an open family dynamic. They watched me fuck men when they were wee ones. My daughter often joined in on the fun. My son almost always watched and waited patiently for his sloppy seconds. I just believe a family that plays together, stays together. My brats are legal age now, but we still have dirty fun together.























