Might be kinda hard for me to post this blog today… I AM STILL FUCKED UP! Last night was super dope for me, I am still high and drunk and I don’t give a fuckkk what anyone thinks about that. My job is awesome because I am come to work fucked up as I want…Most guys are into it anyway. They like a girl like me that they know will suck their cock off for less than a 8-ball. Shit, I’d do it for free! I get off on being a whore, and once I’ve had a line or two… or even popped some molly I am horny and ready to do anything and everything. As long as I stay fucked up you can get me to do anything! I play with k9 cock, beg for gangbangs and get nice and nasty with shit puke and piss. I am always taking things to the extreme when I am fucking high and drunk!
Big Dick Sucker
I taught my daughter to be a big dick sucker, just like my mother taught me. Cock sucking skills are more important than math skills for women. We can get away with murder if we can give great head. Hell, most men will tell you even bad head is better than no head and so many men in this world are getting zero head. Seems like women get married and the first skill they forget is how to give a great blow job. Our cock sucking skills got us out of orange jump suits this week. I was speeding. We were jamming in the car with the sunroof down to some Lynyrd Skynyrd oblivious to the word. The speeding wasn’t the problem, neither was the open beer bottles we were sipping on. The real issue would have been the couple kilos of cocaine and the pound of weed in the trunk. Girls got to get through the holidays, right?
When I saw the sirens, I looked at my daughter and explained we could either pull a Thelma and Louise, or we could suck and fuck our way out of this trouble. We went with the latter. We tugged our dresses down to reveal some ample cleavage, pulled them up to show some sexy leg and applied pink lip gloss. The cop had an instant boner, so I knew we were safe. With one hand I gave him my license, with the other I unzipped his pants. That cop was packing more heat in his pants than in his holster. I started blowing him, he started moaning. My daughter got him in the passenger side so he could sit down so this trailer trash whore could come around to blow him off the highway. My daughter joined in. I know he saw the beer bottles and smelled the weed, but he never searched the car, nor did he give me a ticket. He just shot a big load in my mouth, ordered me to snowball his load with my daughter and let us off with a warning. If you can suck a big dick, you can get away with anything.
Always looking for some cock and money
When you are a whore, you need to be ready at all times to fuck. In my purse I always have condoms, lube, and some drugs. So when I went to this party I was already so fucked up I was just looking for some money. I seen this older guy sitting in the corner, so I already knew I could take advantage of him. When I got over there I sat on his lap and said, “You wanna good time”? He got this grin so I grabbed his hand and took him to the back porch where no one was and slid my dress up and pulled my panties off got some lube out. He said he wanted to fuck my ass so I lubed up my ass and he pulled his cock through his pants and stuck it in my ass. Before I knew it my ass was filled with cum and a hand full of cash.
Sexline Slut – Park-side Intimate Encounter
I have never before had someone walk up to me in public and just drop to their knees to suck me off, but it happened yesterday. I was walking through the park yesterday, enjoying the weather. No one else was around all morning, and I just kept walking. I came to the fork in the road where you can turn to go to the lake, or continue on the main walking trail, and decided to head to the lake. No sooner had I made that decision than someone came into view from the lake path. I didn’t think anything of it, just another restless soul looking at the beauty around us. But, the closer I got to the person, the more nervous I got. They seemed to have become intent on bumping smack into me, so I altered course a few times, only to have them do the same. About the time I would have turned to run, the person was upon me, and they dropped directly down in front of me, hiked my skirt up, and sucked my whole soft shaft into their mouth. I wasn’t even sure of the gender of the person I was dealing with, but they were sucking my head so hard and enthusiastically that I felt myself get hard fast. Then…they deepthroated me. They fucking deepthroat HUM jobbed me!! OMG, I felt like I had died and gone to heaven. It wasn’t long after that that I came directly down their throat. They smiled, got up, kissed me deeply, and continued on their original course away from the lake.
No Taboo Phone Sex with a Druggy Momma
No taboo phone sex with me is just that. I just can’t have limits in my life or on the phone. Let me share a secret. I am a party momma. I love coke. More importantly, I love what it does to me. It takes away all the shackles of restraint and morality I may possess. If I was not a druggy whore, I would never be able to pimp out my little angels. It is not like I need the money that their little pussies and asses bring me. It is just fun to be a home brothel madam. I am running a Pussy Cat Ranch out of my home, just with jailbait girls and boys. I am raising my brood in an open family dynamic. Clothes are optional to wear in the house. Anyone wants to play with themselves they can do so openly. Anyone wants to fuck a member of the family, they can. Anyone wants to earn some extra money the old fashion way, they can do that too. They are all greedy whores like me, so they want to be whored out. My husband had a party Sunday night for some of his big clients. I supplied the nose candy and the talent. All of my brats were in attendance working the room and earning money. I have something for everyone. Young boys with no hair on their cocks yet. Teen boys. Little girls with hairless cunnies and baby fat. Lovely Lolitas. My husband’s associates know they can fuck the boys and the girls in my house. I was getting high with the men while they made their selections on who to fuck. Big dicks penetrated little assess and cunnies all night long. Money exchanged hands and everyone was happy, especially my little babes who made big bucks being hookers for hire.



















