I got caught up in having so much fun I forgot how the world shut down about 2 years ago; we all changed as well as the lives around us, or should I say- we were all exposed along with this filthy fucked up world. I’ve been making up for all the missed cock-I forgot my friend Kim needed to get tested with her munchkins and boy is her story deep. I thought I was the nastiest bitch in town, but turns out-she took all her shit out this week, literally. I took her in for an exam & waited for at least an hour- she came out with her youngsters glowing! Since she was so late on getting tested-her doctor needed to thoroughly test them with the help of his assistant. Kim had her ass cheeks spread out nice and wide by his assistant while her doctor stuffed his thick cock inside slowly, stretching that virgin ass. She never took cock so big in that tight ass of hers before, but my gosh did she love his! The way she still moans while describing that thick hard meat stick mmmm makes me want to eat them both! I knew I heard her moaning by the window of the exam room while I smoked my cigarette. I thought it was just memories from last night still lingering around my mind. Kim made sure to let him know NOT to stop fucking her until his dick was smothered in all of her shit. But it didn’t stop there-her little ones needed to be tested too she claimed. Kim and the assistant helped walk them through it very well. Holding their arms, rubbing their backs while both their tight assholes were stretched so nicely. Their doctor let his assistant and Kim slurp his cock up nice and clean after. She made sure they were well taken care of but of course keeping samples for the test was why any of this had to be done to begin with, according to Kim. Now I thought I could wait, but clearly I waited long enough. I set up an appointment with him next week, I can’t wait for him to fuck the shit out of me with that juicy cock. I want him to smack his assistant in the face with it while she smears her fingers through my shit. Now I’m proud of Kim for being a new anal whore, maybe I can take her out into town on the weekends!
Watch Drunk Sex Porn with Me
Sometimes I like to relive all the fun I’ve had down at the strip club, in bars, etc. How do I do that? Well, all I have to do is go online and look up some drunk sex porn. Now, those girls aren’t quite as wild as I am, so sometimes it leaves a little to be desired if you know what I mean. But I have all you sexy fucking perverts to call me and make it up to me, right? Maybe you’ll want to hear about some of my experiences of fucking while I’m drunk as a freaking skunk. I hope so.
I love telling like-minded horny people like me about the people, places, and things I’ve fucked. Yeah, I said “things”. I’ve put so many inanimate objects in my cunt that I’ve probably forgotten some, but I bet your dirty mind will jog my memory! I bet you’ve done some pretty fucked up stuff while under the influence, too! Why don’t you think of something good and then give me a call? I can promise that I’ll be fucking myself while you tell me your dirty stories. I hope that you’ll grab your cock and join me!
Fuck My Hairy Cunny!
I like to grow my pussy hair out so guys can fuck my cunt and cover my bush with their hot creamy cum! I usually keep my pussy nice and bald but occasionally I like to grow out a bush for the a few of my fuck buddies who love eating and fucking a nice hairy cunt. It takes a while to get it to the perfect length but once I have a full bush guys can’t resist the temptation to fuck my bushy wet pussy! It feels amazing to ride a guys face while he sucks on my sloppy wet hairy twat, I think the bush makes it more fun to cum all over their cocks as they are surprised at how sexy I am and how hard they cum with my wild hairy pussy.
Trashy Milf of the Neighborhood
I love being a trashy milf. But you know who loves it more? All the neighborhood boys. I have never cared what people think of me. Most of the women in my community want nothing to do with this once trailer park whore. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you cannot take the trailer park out of the girl. I am still a raunchy whore. When ladies in my community are mean to me or shut me out of some community event, I fuck their sons and their husbands. Subtle revenge. Over the weekend, there was a community BBQ. They do a few a year. I was shunned like I had the plague. I was in a tube top, cut off jean shorts and high heels. I was dressed to fuck. I wanted the attention. I mean I knew those stuck-up bitches were going to hate on me no matter how I dressed. I figured the least I could do was piss them off further by making their sons and husbands ogle me. They did too. Really, I had all eyes on me. The women had fire in their eyes. As if their stares could send me home. The men had lust in their eyes and that was exactly what this trailer trash whore wanted. I walked around chatting with men and flirting shamelessly. Because the men wanted me there, the wives swallowed their pride. I found one man who really made me wet. His son did too. The boy was actually 18. He was legal even if just barely. I whispered to the boy and the son to come back to my place. I made an exit for the party and walked home. The father and son arrived shortly after ready to fuck this dirty whore. They had never shared a woman before. They were a bit weirded out about it, but they gave in to their carnal lust for the hot milf in the neighborhood. I fuck my son and husband all the time. That is because I am a dirty phone sex whore. I took care of that father and son. Sent them home to the bitch wife / mother smelling like my pussy and ass. The sweetest revenge.
Cum Dumpster
I had the freakiest nastiest sex at the bar. I bartend on weekends for some extra cash…. A girls gotta do, what a girls gotta do. Drunk sex with a group of intoxicated men… Paid me well!!
I drained not only those heavy thick balls but I drained those wallets too! They had me in every position you could think of. The sluttier I got, The more money I made! Looks like I got rent money for the next few months. All it took was my cock craving cunt to fill with creamy jizz and to fuck those juicy thick long cocks like a porn star! I milked the fuck out of his 10in throbbing dick! He creamed inside my mouth. I lathered the next guy’s asshole with leftover cum droppings on my tongue… The other guy rammed that mans asshole. Bisexual men are so fucking freaky! I got to experience breathe taking, jaw dropping sex. I’ve turned plenty of tricks but I have never gotten the chance to fuck a gang of men who were willing to fiddle with one another’s cocks, I orgasmed and squirted all fucking night while getting filled in every hole!
Be My Anal Sex Whore
Be my anal sex whore. You know you want this shecock to own your faggot pussy. My fucking baiting you at the club, getting you drunk. You are procuring my services as a hot sexy prostitute. The thing is, you seem to not realize that I am a special girl in more ways than just being a prostitute.
You are really into my nice tits. We kiss and you are kissing my neck and breasts. Really loving them. Thing is this is going to be embarrassing as you are making me hard. This is really hard to hide. So I slide your cock out and start to give your big dick a blowjob, after all you are paying me for pleasuring you. I hesitate when things come to getting in my panties. I wait til you are all worked up. I bend you over and to your surprise you are getting my special shecock in that faggot pussy.
I Need You
He walked in not even 10 minutes after I called and told him I was soaking wet. I didn’t waste anytime and pulled his pants down; I could already see his huge bulge. I got down on my knees like the good little slut I am and kissed the tip of his cock before putting him all in my mouth. I bobbed my head up and down on his cock taking him deeper and deeper each time before he grabbed my head and started forcing his cock all the way down my slutty throat. He threw me off of his cock and bent me over the arm of my couch. He started rubbing his hard thick cock between my pussy lips before shoving it inside filling my tight wet hole with his huge fucking cock. His cock felt so good in my tight cunt stretching me out for his thick cock. He fucked my soaking wet pussy hard and fast making me scream out in pleasure while he pounds my pussy like the good fucking slut I am. I love being called his dirty cum whore while he cums inside my tight cunt.
Eating My Daughter’s Cum Filled Cunt
I love a cum filled cunt. When my daughter has one, I cannot help myself. Her and I went out Saturday night. We dressed up sluttier than normal and hit this club in the good part of town. We wanted to fuck the other half. You know, party with rich boys with hard cocks. They look at women like me and my daughter as easy lays. That is because we are easy lays. We are the kind of women who will fuck you in the bathroom of a packed club and do lines on the bar. We found these rich frat boys down to party with two trailer park whores. They had coke too. They knew we were skanks. Just a trashy milf and her trashy daughter. We fucked them in the men’s bathroom. Did some bumps off their cocks then let them run a train on us on the bathroom floor. More guys came in the bathroom, but instead of peeing they joined the gang bang. My daughter and I started doing more lines off cocks while we got fucked. Our pussies were wet and dripping cum, but we just got filled with more cum. We are such nasty whores. I do not know how many cocks we took, but it was a lot. I was too drunk to drive home. Same for my daughter, so we called an Uber. It was a long ride home, so I ate her cunt in the back of our driver’s car. I mean if I didn’t do that, her pussy would have leaked all over his seat. He did not mind. In fact, he pulled over and fucked us both. I still think he should have comped us the ride. He did get some free sloppy seconds. His cock was big, but not as big as those college dudes we partied with. Just another wild night in the lot lizard sex whore chronicles.