I do more than just serve coffee at the truck stop, and you can order me up as one of your special desserts. We have those big bathrooms with showers. So you can always take me back there and we can get as kinky as you want. One of my favorite things is golden showers. Nothing makes this pussy wetter than getting to spread my legs and stand over you. Then squirting my hot pee out all over your chest and cock while you are stroking that big hard cock. I love feeling it splatter all over you and me. Plus you are getting quite the show of my smooth bald pussy. Then I will get down on my hands and knees rubbing that hot warm piss that smells like coffee and whiskey all over your hard throbbing cock. I then take that piss coverd cock in my mouth and start sucking on it like a lollipop.
Tag: no taboo phone sex
Dirty Phone Sex Fun with BJ
I’m your local trailer park whore that loves dirty phone sex fun. I bet your thinking of all sorts of things you could do with a filthy cum sucking ex-stripper druggy whore like me huh? I sure fucking hope you have some dirty milf desires and some hot roleplays your dying to beat off to with me.
I’m certain to be the perfect filthy slut to accompany you while you share your favorite porn videos and we watch them together and get raunchy as fuck. We can act out some of those scenes or I can go on about how fucking hot those massive cum shot cumpulations are and get all creamy as we discuss the thick gooey cum shots.
Whatever is your filthy pleasure, I will do my dirtiest damndest to appease.
Its a shitty situation
I kinda has a shitty day yesterday literally. I got called for a paid “date” and I couldn’t pass up how much he was offering me, and the only thing is he said he couldn’t really tell me what he wanted. When I got there he had a whole bunch of food for me and told me that he was going to pound my ass till I shit squirting out of my ass on his cock. I was very surprised but my cunt was dripping wet before he was done with his sentence. He bent me over and started pounding my ass over and over again until I felt the shit just building up and I just released all over his cock and balls. Then I couldn’t help but to turn around and suck all the shit off his big hard cock.
White Trash Phone Sex Fourth of July
White trash phone sex Fourth of July is what I am looking forward to. Young boys and fireworks go together like peas and carrots. I crossed the state line over the weekend to buy some weed and fireworks. I can get the bad ass kind by driving 30 minutes to the state line. I made sure some young lads saw my massive fireworks collection I purchased and my medicinal gummies. The word spread like wild fire. Soon boys were banging down my door to party. I didn’t really care about having any for the actual Fourth of July. I just wanted something to lure the young ones to my trailer. I bought them to get boy dick. Everyone knows a P woman or a P man needs a puppy or candy or something like that to get the little ones past the stranger danger. I passed around the gummy bears like they were candy; real candy. The boys got high, which made them horny and easy prey. We lit off fireworks for a few hours before I lit their rockets off. The gummies hit them quicker than liquor; harder too. I started sucking on their little pocket rockets like I would never suck dick again. I like making fireworks of my own too. Those boys didn’t know what hit them. This trashy milf can suck the chrome off a door knob. Fireworks hit my face and shot through the air like it was the Fourth of July in my trailer. White fireworks are my favorite any way. I sucked up the mess. Boy fireworks leave a lot of residue! I had them call their parents to tell them they were spending the night with a friend. I was going to keep them high and shooting their loads all night long. I woke up the next morning knowing I just had the best Fourth of July pre party ever.
I love being a human toilet
I got hired for some old guys cricket party last night, and my first thought was what the fuck is cricket? I only do four legged friends so I don’t know what the fuck this guy wants, but of course I did it anyway. He told me to dress very girly and make sure that I look for young. So when I got there I realized cricket was a sport and that I was going to have to fuck about 10 old guys tonight, but I need there money so I can hit up my dealer. One thing lead to another and next thing I new I was on the grass naked and touching my cunt for all these old perverts.
Then to my suprise they whipped out there cocks and started pissing on my like I am there human toilet, but honestly I don’t mind being a human toilet. I got on my knees and opened my mouth and enjoyed some warm piss filling my mouth and dripping down my titties. I even got lucky enough to have some from there other end that night too. Damn I am nasty!
Get Off With No Taboo Phone Sex
Let’s get fucked up real good tonight and get each other off with hot no taboo phone sex. You know you want some of this hot fucked pussy after I have been hooking all night and taking nigger cock is my sweet pink slit. Or well maybe slit isn’t the correct term as this pussy has been fucked hard and fucked loose. I bet the fact my cunt is gaping is getting your cock pretty damned fucking hard right now isn’t it?
We can have a filthy roleplay where you’re my daddy and I am your sweet slutty daughter that you walk in on getting fucked by five guys. You know this mother fucking turns you on and that dicklet of yours is so fucking stiff and throbbing I bet a touch with my lips, daddy, and your dick will spurt! I Totally bet on that.
Party Phone Sex Line
My phone sex line is a party line. Not the old fashioned kind of party line. Once upon a time, folks shared phone lines. Can you believe that? I mean actual party line. Summer is here and I have no responsibilities but to fuck, make money and get high. I don’t need to be responsible to anyone or be presentable. My family knows I am a coke whore. They are too. This family fucks and parties together. There is this neighbor boy I have been fucking. He is the nephew of our neighbors. We all have been fucking him. My daughters are very fond of his cock too. We have pulled him out of his shell with pretty white lines. He admitted his fantasy was to fuck a teacher. It’s called role play. I put on a sexy skirt and top, donned some glasses and told him school was in session. My sons and daughters helped fill the classroom to give his fantasy a real touch. He was hot for teacher. In the real world, I have taught my daughters that if they aren’t doing well in school, seduce their teachers or let me do it for them. Studying is not always conducive to a fun life, so often we make the choice to fuck for our grades so we can party on. Our new pupil needed extra credit, so I turned him into the class pussy eater. He had to eat the teacher’s pussy as well as every female student’s pussy too. He couldn’t wait to start earning extra credit. The other male students felt neglected, so they got to be teacher’s pet too. No female can ever get enough pussy licking, so every girl got her pussy eaten by several male students. The only learning that went on was how to give a woman a sloppy wet pussy. But that is such a valuable skill to have anyway. Roleplay is just as hot on the phone as it is in my house!
Trashy Milf Gives It to Him
He invited us to swim in his pool, and as hot as it’s getting, we did not refuse. We put on our suits and he drove us to his house. He led us through a gorgeous home and to a beautiful large pool with some sparkling clear water. I wanted to dive in nude, but I wasn’t going to do that just yet. Baby girl and I swam a few laps each as he sat to the side watching. I realized, after a few minutes, what was odd about his appearance. He was sitting there, looking all relaxed and disinterested, but his hand was in his swim-trunk pocket, and his swim trunks were bouncing a little. Well, that was all I needed. I swam to baby girl and told her to take her pretty little suit off and swim naked. I unstrung mine, and tossed it out. He came to attention at that, and his hand came out of his pants as he sat up. I walked up the steps that were near him, and I showed him that I was completely naked, and told him that we were ready for whatever he had to offer. He walked right over to me, glanced down at baby girl’s naked body in his pool, and he dropped those trunks to show me a beautiful thick cock. Baby girl came up and started sucking him as we both coaxed him into the water. As soon as we were in the water, baby girl climbed up him and slid her little tight cunt down around his big dick. He was startled, and he gasped at the sensation, but he quickly wrapped his big, strong arms around her and started fucking the ever-loving shit out of my daughter. He was thrusting so hard and deep, her head was rocking about, and her little tits were actually jiggling, tiny as they are. She came hard and her little body shuddered all around him. I watched as he came deep inside her then, feeling that tiny pussy convulse all around him as she shuddered in his arms. Oh yeah, we were going to have fun with him this summer!
















