Fuck, I just got off work from had to take a massive shit. I felt the relief of it coming out my asshole and I smelled the stench of my own shit and then for some reason I had the urge to want to eat some shit. I really wish I had some one right now to feed me a big greasy ass turd that I could swallow after they just had a greasy meal at a truck stop. You would not need any toilet paper, I will lick your ass hole clean inside and out. While we are at it why don’t you give me something to drink too! I would love to have some warm piss running down the back of my throat. I love the musty stench from a nasty pair of balls in my face and a dirty dick just spraying me down with his urine. He and I both know that I am a dirty fucking whore and I love it. I do not know why but just taking that massive dookie made me really horny and now I need to go find some one to give me the dirty treatment I am craving right now! I need a big old shit pie, cause I am hungry.
Category: Water sports sex
White Trash Phone Sex with a GangBang Whore
White trash phone sex describes me well. I am the kind of woman with no limits or taboos. I am always the kind of woman who never says no to a good time. I get asked all the time what is the nastiest thing I have ever done before. That is so hard to answer because when you have no limits, nothing is too nasty for you. I have engaged in water sports. I have played in the barnyard. I fuck my son and his friends. I have fucked for drugs. I have pimped out my daughter. I have molested young boys. I have smeared peanut butter on my pussy for the four legged beasts. I have let men shit on me. I have been a gangbang whore. I have drank gallons of cum in a day. Maybe the problem is that I have not yet done anything I think is that nasty. Today, I let a friend of mine fill my pussy up with cum after several of man’s best friends had done that first. I shit all the cum into a cup, snorted a line of coke then chugged on the cum. I love being a nasty freak. Maybe you can help me get even nastier?
Poolside Cum Guzzle
I realized that I was a cum guzzling slut when I went to my friends birthday party. Her parent’s weren’t home and she threw a huge party, most of the party goers were men of course. So, I’m just casually laying next to the pool in nothing but my bikini bottoms, staring up at the stars. The pool lights glowed and shimmered as people skinny dipped in the huge pool. This really sexy guy swam towards me on the edge and asked If I was feeling a little frisky. Which, I’m always in the mood for whatever casual sex I can have with anyone. Back to the story though…So I find myself which his cock shoved deep down my throat while hes standing in the pool, and my head is slightly tilted towards the water surface over the edge. It was so fucking sexy! His hands were roaming down my body, Sinking beneath my bikini bottoms to finger at the little hard bean between my pussy lips. He busted the biggest nut he could give me all down my throat, and slid out to spray it all over my face! I held my eyes open, and my tongue out to catch every last drop! That hot cum tasted so fucking good on my tongue!
Poolside Pissing Sex
It is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.
Feeling pissy
I’m your favorite cunt on the side. You come over and let yourself in with the key I gave you. You like keeping it a surprise when you show up. I’m sitting in the tub when you pop in. That nasty snatch at home must have been nagging your ass again. You strip and climb in the tub, standing in front of me. I know what you want. I get up on my knees, the bubbles rolling down from my tits and dripping off my smooth pussy. You turn around and grab the tub. I shove my face immediately into your ass and start cleaning your nice poopy asshole like a good bottom bitch should, shoving my tongue all the way up your pulsing asshole. That gets your cock nice and hard for me. When you’re satisfied you turn around so I can clean your nice sweaty balls. You grab my hair, ripping some out and ram your dirty dick in my throat, ramming it into my dirty whore mouth, bloodying my nose till you jizz a fat load for me to swallow. I clean every bit of cream from your cock, and you surprise me and piss on my face, in my hair, all over me. You then flip me around, shove me over and fill my wet cunt with yummy cum!
I look up at you and smile through the blood, cum, and piss. It’s the first time you’ve marked me as your territory.
I love being your nasty cum rag on the side!
Water Sports Sex
My cunt is soaking wet and waiting for my nasty freak of a fuck buddy. His wife won’t do the things he loves to do. That is why he loves coming to see me so much. I love being his toilet whore. Warm, wet, flowing over my body as he stands over me holding his dick. As soon as the stream begins to flow from the tip of his cock my cunt get so fucking wet. Water sports sex makes my cum filled cunt fucking quiver with delight. The taste, the smell, the feel of hot, wet urine on my skin and I cum almost instantly.
Watching him under me as I squat over him to return the favor. His dick is dancing with delight and his eyes are twinkling. Using my kegal muscles I start and stop the stream, teasing him as I move along his body and up to his opened mouth filling it with golden goodness as he drinks every drop.
“Maid” for eating shit
I decided that I needed a second job so I took a position at a local No-tel Motel as a maid. I figured I might make a little extra on the side. I was hard at work scrubbing the bathroom when I heard the door open. I felt someone watching me and I looked up. You were standing there rubbing your cock through your jeans. “Mmmm mmmm, I do love to see a woman down on her knees.” I laughed, looking at the unimpressive dick you were holding. I continued working, ignoring you. “I’m really turned on by maids.” “And I’m really turned on by money and I’m trying to work.” I responded. “You forgot to clean something.” you continued to taunt me. You bent over right in front of my face showing me your dirty asshole. I couldn’t resist that tight puckered hole. I lapped it slowly with my tongue, cleaning out the dark crevasses and delving deeply. Hearing you moan, I licked faster, reaching for your cock so I could stroke you. It didn’t take long before you blew a load all over my clean bathroom floor. You grinned at me. “Better clean up that mess, too.” My head dropped and I began to lap the creamy mess from the tile floor. There are such perks to being a maid.