Category: Water sports sex

I love being a big dick sucker!

big dick suckerWhat can I say? I love being a big dick sucker! I can’t help it, I have been this way forever there is no point in changing now right? Besides, what the fuck is wrong with being a big dick sucker anyway? Every man wants his dick sucked and someone has to be the one to do it right? As far as I am concerned, that person may as well be me! I love the way it feels when a guy grabs me by my hair and shoves his dick down my throat, I wanna gag on it, even choke a little! Plus, another benefit to being a big dick sucker is that I get lots of guys to take that big cock and piss all over me with it! I love the way it feels when you spray your hot piss all over me! I am a nasty freak and I never want to be anything else… are you a freak like me?

Trashy MILF Pissing Sex Lessons

trashy milfIn the summer time, I like to school my brats with some trashy milf lessons. They go to the best private schools in our community. I was not raised so well. But, I learned all sorts of things in my trailer park as a young school girl they just don’t teach in private school. It is important that my girls understand that men have varied fetishes and kinks. Today’s lesson was on toilet play. I explained to my daughter that some men enjoy being pissed on and some men enjoying being the Alpha dog and pissing on us. To explain this rather common fetish, I had my neighbor assist me. He has been paying me $100 a week for a few years now to piss in his mouth. That is easy money as far as I am concerned. He said he would double it if I could get my teen daughter to do it too, hence my little school lesson today. My brats are motivated by two things: pleasing their parents and money. Usually those things go hand in hand. I always share the money I get from loaning out my brats to dirty adults with them. Up until today, my bratty teen girl never realized there was any place else to piss but a bathroom. I squatted over the neighbor’s mouth and pissed directly into his mouth to demonstrate there are other places to pee. She laughed at him, called him piss boy. She didn’t hesitate to join in either. She squatted over his cock and pissed on it until he was hard. Now that is what I call a pee hard on. He was jacking his cock using my daughter’s piss as lube while gargling with my salty urine. We chugged big glasses of lemonade and covered him in our champagne for hours. She  is a total pissing sex whore now.

He loved golden showers as much as I did!

golden showers phone sexI love golden showers like so so much but sometimes it is difficult for me to find a man that loves them as much as I do. Until I met Brian… Brian loves golden showers just as much as I do! In fact, he asked me to pee my panties on our very first date! Now seriously what could be more romantic than that? He wanted to watch my panties get soaked, to become transparent and to see all the piss just running down my leg and who was I to tell him no? I was quick to strip off everything but my panties and pee as much as I could for him. He cleaned me all up after too, he licked up all of that hot piss and clean my pussy with his eager mouth too! God he had me cumming long before he actually fucked me but trust me I am not complaining at all! I hope we will see each other again soon, us golden shower lovers need to stick together!

I like it wet and nasty!

water sports sexI like it wet and nasty and kind of a little fucked up but that’s ok, because I know for sure that I am not the only one that likes it like that! I know that you like it wet too, why else would you be begging me to squirt all over you? We started with a little piss play, you gave me a nice hot drink and sprayed all that hot piss all over my tits just the way I like, and I pissed in your mouth too and you were such a champ, drinking down every drop like you were dying for it. It was hot as hell but then…! OMG then you started eating my pussy and fingering me so so so fucking good! I was feeling things I had never felt before and then BAM suddenly I was squirting everywhere and cumming so fucking hard that I thought I was going to die for a minute there! Best orgasm I ever had, all thanks to you!

My Nasty Little Boy Wants A Golden Shower

golden showers sexMommy’s nasty little boy wants a golden shower? You want to be coated in Mommy’s golden nectar? Having that warm, fragrant piss cover your face, neck, chest and flow down over your cock and balls gets you rock hard, doesn’t it? The thought of Mommy’s pale yellow liquid spraying into your mouth is almost enough to make you come, isn’t it? This nasty Mommy doesn’t mind giving you exactly what you want.

golden showers phone sex I have been holding it, waiting on your call. I’m ready for you to drink and wear Mommy’s nasty piss to show me just how committed to me you really are. Are you gonna be a good little urinal for Mommy? Are you going to proudly wear what Mommy gives you that you aren’t able to swallow? I want to be able to smell that pungent aroma every time I get close to you, just so that I am reminded you are just Mommy’s little boy. I love you being my little golden shower piss whore. You make an excellent toilet slave. Open Wide!

Pissing phone sex with Ellen

Pissing phone sex

I remember the first time I got caught playing with my own piss and shit. My daddy walked in on me while I was in the bathroom. I should have been taking a shower, but he found me playing in the toilet bowl. He stuck my face into the toilet and ask me how I like to sit on my face. When I told him I like that he pulled me out of the toilet and smart and then I put my face back in.

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That’s when it clicked to me that I love getting hit by my daddy and having sit on my face. My daddy was so fucking drunk he kept my head and not toilet and he fucked my tight ass hole until I shit on his dick. He pulled me out of the toilet and made me suck his cock clean until he was ready to cum in my mouth. He asked me if I needed to drink to wash down the shit and cum that I ate. He made me pay for his warm piss. I begged him to piss in my mouth and let me swallow every drop. That is why I’m a piss and whore shit for now.

Cheap phone sex with Ellen

Cheap phone sex

It is so cold outside! I need a man who can take me in for the night. I am a dirty freaky nasty anal loving whore! All I need from you in a warm room and a big ass bag of drugs. Keep me high and I will keep you happy. I want your big thick cock deep inside of me. I have seen you pass me on the street four times now. We are both cold on this cold winter night. The storm is coming in so why not get together and use our bodies as heat. Lets get down and dirty. I want to be high as a mother fucker and when I am high I need so much cock. You can bring some friends along and make me your gang bang whore. On a cold night like this you need a nasty whore like me. I want to be your dirty cum filled toilet. Lets get fucked up and fuck all night long. I know you want to make me your bitch. I want to be your dirty whore. bring all of your friends and make fuck each and every one of them. I will do anything for drugs and money! 

Pissing Sex Under The Mistletoe

pissing sex evonneIt’s a naughty fetish filled Christmas here. The first caller this morning wanted me to give him a blow job while he sat on the john and took a nice healthy shit after devouring everything in site at a party last night. What a way for a trashy whore to wake up in the morning. Of course being the filthy slut that I am, my cunt was covered in cream by the time he unloaded his salty sperm in my mouth. Just as he left the door belle was ringing and another fetish favorite played out as I enjoyed water sports and pissing sex stories under the mistletoe. This cum eating phone sex whore can never get enough fetish fun so when my next caller wanted to enjoy an hour or so of fisting my already wet pussy, I was delighted. My guys have made sure that I have had a sloppy wet pussy all day long. happy holidays you horny fetish hungry lovers!

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You can also find me on tumblr!

pissing phone sexUnfortunately I have to be careful what I say on tumblr. Those people on there can get so easily offended by a scat and piss lover like myself. You want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You love it? You want more? You are such a nasty boy! And I sure do have more for you…mmm.

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More golden showers sex for you!

golden showers sexMore golden showers sex for you my darling, you’ve been a very naughty boy and someone that is bad like you needs to be taken care of in more than one messy way! Sure I started out shitting for him; it was a great fat shit by the way. He loved to listen and hear it come out and plop into the toilet. After that of course I gave him a nice golden shower, but he wanted more. And oh I know how he felt, I was craving it too. We needed someone else to share this experience with, someone nice and young. A sweet little virgin would do just fine. And finding a girl like this was not too hard either. We started humiliating this bitch, we shit on her, he peed in her eyes and I held them open for him. Her pretty little face wasn’t that pretty anymore, covered in our shit and piss. We had more in store for her though, she was crying and begging but we made her bend over and shit all over his dick. It was time to pop that cherry with her shit all over his big fat cock. Now imagine all these juices- pee, shit, puke, and blood everywhere. See how fun it is to get real nasty with me?