Category: Water sports sex

Pissing Sex Stories with a Sexy MILF

pissing sex storiesDo you like pissing sex stories? I am a dirty woman. I have led a colorful life. No doubt I have done things most women would never consider doing. I wouldn’t have it any other way actually. So when my teen son brought home a boy who I caught spying on me in the bathroom, I decided to have some fun with him. I have been around the block a few times. I know what boys enjoy by their behavior. This boy was fascinated by me peeing. It had less to do with me being a sexy MILF and more with him being a budding toilet slave. A woman can never have too many of those around. I thought about how to bring his toilet slave side to the forefront. I went into the gym room, got a pitcher, called in the boys and did squats over the pitcher while pissing into it. My son was not shocked, he enjoys water sports sex. My son pulled his cock out to stroke. His friend followed suit until I beckoned him over.  He crawled over like a hungry dog. He started to lap at my pee stream. Oh yeah, most definitely a toilet slave. I sprayed him with my special champagne as he basked in the joy of tasting my warm hot piss. My son likes to watch me pee, even likes to pee on me, but he has yet to drink my piss. That all changed. Maybe it was jealousy? I don’t know, but I enjoyed the fact that I had two teen boys kneeling beneath me to drink my golden nectar like slave boys. Felt good to be the piss queen. My daughter brought me a big glass of lemonade and joined me in the fun. We pissed on those boys for hours. Are you jealous? I will let you listen to me pee on a call if you are into that sort of thing too!

Nasty toilet piss and shit sex

Is it reasonable to just want to find the nastiest and grungiest guy at the bar and have him do the nastiest things to me. I would love to find a guy and follow him into the mens room and be treated like a piece of trashy shit. I want to be pissed and shit on. I want to eat a raunchy sweaty smelly ass hole and give them a rim job that goes into their asshole and then lick the sweat from their balls as they jizz all over my hair. I want to be faced fucked so hard that I throw up all over their cock and then be told to clean it up like a good little bitch. I am a dirty little cum dumpster whore and I know what I deserve. I want to be treated like the trash that I am and be filled in every hole with smelly sweaty stinky greasy cock. I want my face to be so sticky from piss and cum that I cant even open my eyes.Scat phone sex Aurora

Golden Shower Sex

Golden Showers Sex CarrieI fucking love when a guy wants me to give him a golden shower, it’s one of my favorite dirty things to do! My urine is so warm and delicious, men love to drink it up while I pee on them! One of my fuck buddies is a little loser bitch with a huge fucking cock and he loves it when I take control of him and douse him with a yummy golden shower. He’s a real nasty mother fucker but I love it! I showed up to his house butt naked and a bladder full of liquid ready for him to devour me! He loves laying on the floor of his huge shower while I step on his cock and chest and give him a foot job with my pretty little feet! It doesn’t take much to make his big cock throbbing for me! Right as hes about to cum his huge load of dick juice, I squat over him and pee on him from head to toe! I know how to properly maneuver my pussy so that i’m able to hit every angle of his body while I give him the best golden shower of his life! I make sure to have a cup next to me as well because I always love to save some extra for him to drink after i’m done soaking his entire existence. It turns me on so fucking much to piss on such a submissive man! Drink up!

Scat phone sex whore Aurora wants a ShitPie

Fuck, I just got off work from had to take a massive shit. I felt the relief of it coming out my asshole and I smelled the stench of my own shit and then for some reason I had the urge to want to eat some shit. I really wish I had some one right now to feed me a big greasy ass turd that I could swallow after they just had a greasy meal at a truck stop. You would not need any toilet paper, I will lick your ass hole clean inside and out. While we are at it why don’t you give me something to drink too! I would love to have some warm piss running down the back of my throat. I love the musty stench from a nasty pair of balls in my face and a dirty dick just spraying me down with his urine. He and I both know that I am a dirty fucking whore and I love it.  I do  not know why but just taking that massive dookie made me really horny and now I need to go find some one to give me the dirty treatment I am craving right now! I need a big old shit pie, cause I am hungry.

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Toilet Sex

toilet sexI was arrested for public intoxication last night. I had to sit in the drunk tank all night long. The officer on duty is a bitch. She made me strip down naked and sit on the cold metal bench. She was in my face screaming at me. She is also a lesbian because she kissed me hard and grabbed my tits. She made me spread my legs open and lay down. I didn’t have a choice but to listen to her. Plus I’m always ready to fuck haha. She took her baton and shoved it into  my snatch. She left it deep inside me as she stripped down naked. It was stretching my pussy open but was actually turning me on. She got on top of me and pissed on my stomach. She smacked me and told me I was a trashy slut. I spit at her face. She took the baton and started ramming it into me over and over. I hurt so bad. I screamed in pain and pleasure. She sat on my face and made me eat her cunt. I gave it all I had. Eating that pussy until she came all over me. She removed the baton and hit my ass with it a few times. I was drunk so the pain didn’t affect me. I love how even getting arrested I get my sex fix.

White Trash Phone Sex with a GangBang Whore

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex describes me well. I am the kind of woman with no limits or taboos. I am always the kind of woman who never says no to a good time. I get asked all the time what is the nastiest thing I have ever done before. That is so hard to answer because when you have no limits, nothing is too nasty for you. I have engaged in water sports. I have played in the barnyard. I fuck my son and his friends. I have fucked for drugs. I have pimped out my daughter. I have molested young boys. I have smeared peanut butter on my pussy for the four legged beasts. I have  let men shit on me. I have been a gangbang whore. I have drank gallons of cum in a day. Maybe the problem is that I have not yet done anything I think is that nasty. Today, I let a friend of mine fill my pussy up with cum after several of man’s best friends had done that first. I shit all the cum into a cup, snorted a line of coke then chugged on the cum. I love being a nasty freak. Maybe you can help me get even nastier?

Poolside Cum Guzzle

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I realized that I was a cum guzzling slut when I went to my friends birthday party. Her parent’s weren’t home and she threw a huge party, most of the party goers were men of course. So, I’m just casually laying next to the pool in nothing but my bikini bottoms, staring up at the stars. The pool lights glowed and shimmered as people skinny dipped in the huge pool. This really sexy guy swam towards me on the edge and asked If I was feeling a little frisky. Which, I’m always in the mood for whatever casual sex I can have with anyone. Back to the story though…So I find myself which his cock shoved deep down my throat while hes standing in the pool, and my head is slightly tilted towards the water surface over the edge. It was so fucking sexy! His hands were roaming down my body, Sinking beneath my bikini bottoms to finger at the little hard bean between my pussy lips. He busted the biggest nut he could give me all down my throat, and slid out to spray it all over my face! I held my eyes open, and my tongue out to catch every last drop! That hot cum tasted so fucking good on my tongue!

Poolside Pissing Sex

pissing sexIt is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.

No taboo’s with Quinn the Young piss and shit whore!

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The best aroma on a woman’s body is the smell of fresh piss and shit all over her bouncy little breasts. If you agree, hop on the phone chat line right now and come experience the sexiest fucking golden shower you have ever had. My bald pussy is also ready to be pounded and then shit on by you.  I only want the thickest, steamiest shit you can give me. Rub your cock as you watch me smear it all over my ivory silky skin between my titties and all in my navel. I love a hot steamy shit on my skin, it feels so good and so right. Then you can top it off with a steady stream of piss baby. Splatter my pussy and stomach all in that delicious golden shower, I’ll even hold my mouth open to get a good shot of piss on my tongue. That golden shower is so sweet and hot. Just cover me up in you babe! Are you willing to do what it takes to make my fantasy come true?

Defecation Dedication

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Will you let me be your human toilet? Ill get down real nice and low on the ground and curl my arms around my knees as I pull them to my chest. You’ll hover over my arms and release a big fat, steamy shit all over my abdomen and pussy. I’ll be your good little sexy girl as long as you promise to drop a fat load of poop on me after you fuck my tight little bald pussy. I want you so badly baby! Mm, I’m squirming with excitement at the mere mention of being defecated upon. I know how badly you want to piss on me baby. Lets just get it over with already! No one has to know about our little fun session big boy, just between you and I. Remember, there is no such thing as “too taboo” with a nasty fucking slut like me. I’ll fuck you just right then let you smear all of your shit on my naked body just for you to admire.