Category: Trashy milf

Incest Phone Sex Line

phone sex lineMy phone sex line is for dirty talkers. Guys who like non vanilla things. Let me tell you I was wicked busy on Valentine’s Day with no vanilla guys too. So busy, that I worked twice as many hours as I normally do, which meant my little ones were feeling neglected. So, what does a dirty whore mommy do? She sticks Hersey’s Kisses up her warm wet twat so her brats can eat some candy while she entertains the perverts. I use that term with love. No one is a bigger pervert than me. I had several really long calls yesterday. Like calls that went over a couple hours. It was fine while my brood was in school, but when they got home, they wanted to play with mommy. Once they heard me, however, talking dirty on the phone about them, they wanted to hang with me while I worked. They know to be quite while I am on a call. But they were having a hard time being good while I told a caller all about my life as a trailer trash whore for hire and about the slut parties we have for my little ones and some of daddy’s wealthy special clients. I was doing lines of coke with my callers all day yesterday because it makes me even more fucking taboo than I already am. I know that is hard to believe, because I am not one for limits of any kind. At one point, my son was fucking my ass while my daughter licked melted chocolate out of my wet mommy pussy. I was making gasps and moans so my caller busted me. He was not at all pissed off. In fact he thought it was hot that I was playing with my offspring  while we were partying and talking about my whore life. It is called live phone sex for a reason! Anything can happen.

Anal Cum Dumpster and Proud of It

anal cum dumpsterI’m such an anal cum dumpster. I love it in the ass. As an old whore, my pussy has seen a lot of action in between fucking daily for almost 40 years and  birthing some brats. It’s not exactly a tight snatch. My ass, however, can take a good hard fucking and still feel like a vice grip on your dick. The young boys in my neighborhood love ass fucking too. I think it is because so much porn on the Internet these days highlights ass fucking. Anything that brings the boys to my yard, I am all about. So this morning,  after I showered and had my cup of coffee, I did a line and got on my couch to show off my hot ass. I let all the boys and men going to the bus stop bright and early see that  I am an anal sex whore.  I took a beer bottle from the night before and fucked my ass for them. Would you believe that a beer bottle in my ass made all the boys come to my yard? Made them all cum in my ass too. They lined up to fuck this anal cougar. They didn’t care about being late to work or school. They just wanted to be a part of the anal gang bang. Young boys have cocks perfect for a good ass fucking too. Hard as a rock and not too big yet. Limp dicks or cocks at half mast don’t stay in a chick’s ass. But a teen boy’s cock? Now that is a cock that can fuck me all day long. I lost count of how many dicks I got this morning, but it was at least 20. I passed out in a pool of cum, woke up just in time to catch them on their way home. I’m ready for round two.

This Trashy MILF Loves a Brown Noser

trashy MILFI’m such a trashy MILF. My oldest girl is having some school issues. I told her to flirt with her teachers. She is a hot teen slut.  What male teacher doesn’t enjoy some Lolita sex? I told her to not wear panties to her English class and sit in the front row. I was betting her grades would improve. They didn’t. In fact I got called to a parent teacher conference with her English teacher. I dislike being on school grounds. I am not classy enough to act like a good concerned parent. I was never even in a public school until I started birthing brats. I got my GED. I wanted to home school my brood but I didn’t pass the home school teacher exam, so now I have to deal with teachers who don’t like jail bait pussy. I went to see her teacher. I was surprised at how young he appeared. We got to talking and it wasn’t just that he looked young, he was young. First year teacher. That explained a lot. Maybe I was more his type, I wondered. I dropped something accidentally on purpose. As I bent over to pick it up, my hot ass was in his face. Before I was even standing back up, I felt his hands grab my thighs as he pulled me into his face. He was sniffing my ass. Dirty boy. I knew how to get my daughter a passing grade in English. I ordered him to sit in his chair. I bent over his desk, hiked my skirt up and exposed my taint to him. He became a bowl of Jell-O, all weak in the knees. What a good brown noser the teacher was for a student’s hot mom. I let him fuck me in the ass. I even licked his shit stick clean for some added fun. I left his classroom an anal cum dumpster. All worth it to make sure my daughter graduates. Some guys like young girls, but some like a dirty old broad.

Sunday Dirty Phone Sex

dirty phone sexI’m such a dirty phone sex whore. How dirty? I gave my little ones a gang bang show this morning. We went to church like a good family. The real reason I go to church is the little boys in Sunday school. I teach a class every Sunday in the basement of the church while the adults are having their sermon. But I am not teaching them scripture. I am teaching them life skills, like how to fuck. Cumming helps young boys more than Bible verses any day. My daughters came to the basement with me today so we could have some Sunday gang bang fun. We all stripped. Those Sunday school boys are always happy to see me, but today they were extra happy because my young daughters were in tow. It was a good anatomy lesson for the boys too. It is important that they can see the difference between a woman’s body and a little girl’s body. I have fur on my pussy, curves and round breasts. My daughters have bald slits, lean bodies and bee sting boobs. My daughter’s helped me blow those cocks so we had a good circle jerk going on. I stood in the middle of the room with my daughters and told the boys to take aim and fire. All three of us got doused in boy batter while their parents and my husband were in the rectory praising God. I was praising cum. Hot sticky cum. The parents of the boys in my Sunday school thanked me for taking time on Super Bowl Sunday to teach their sons God’s word. If they only knew what I do to their boys in God’s house. They would so die. A bunch of pious repressed women who don’t know what they are missing. My daughters and I went home, took a shower so we could be clean to get more cum on us. This time from daddy and his friends at a Super Bowl party.

No taboo phone sex with hot momma Caroline

No taboo phone sex

I woke up from a short nap to see my brat was flirting with the pool boy. I walk up to them and take off my tight little bikini. I make the pool boy take off my slut’s bikini. I bend down and start sucking his cock. I make my tight teen rub his engorged balls. I shove her wet mouth on his hard dick. I spread my legs wide and teach him how to eat pussy the right way. Oh my clit is so swollen! My sweet girl starts to lick my twat. She knows what she’s doing. I  make her get on her knees and I spread her ass wide. Her asshole is so tight. He fills her tight cunt with his huge cock. She screams, I shove my fingers down her throat and make her gag. He fucks her while she starts to lick my twat again. I’m so wet! She rubs my clit until I squirt all over her face. He yells that he’s going to cum, we sit on our knees waiting urgently. He stroaks his cock until he blows a huge load all over our faces. Oh it’s so hot, i lick the salty goodness off her lips and she licks mine

Trashy Milf Fucks Ice Cream Guy

Took baby girl to the ice cream shop this past weekend, and she ordered a damned ice cream pop instead of a bowl or cone. Silly girl. I had them create a cone with my favorite toppings folded in, I love watching them work that slab. The guy behind the counter was hot as fuck, and he worked that ice cream so well, my cunt started throbbing. I guess he knew, or maybe he smelled it, I don’t know, but he came from around that counter to hand me mine. He made me pay him with a kiss for his time, as he handed me that cone. No sooner had our lips touched than he was lifting me around him.Trashy milf His hands got a grip on my ass under my skirt, and the lack of panties made his dick jump in his pants between my thighs. I reached between us with my free hand and undid his fly, letting that monster free. He plunged hard and fast into my cunt, settling me on the table nearest us. Baby girl just happened to be sitting there already. He laid me back on that table, and I got the best view up baby girl’s skirt. I took her pop from her and rubbed her clit with it. Her sharp intake had my cunt flooding even more, making the squishing sounds even wetter. He was getting close, I mean, a sloppy wet cunt will do that. Baby girl stood and straddled my face, and the moment my tongue shot out and licked over her cold clit, he came inside me, hard. I just kept fucking baby girl with her pop and my tongue. I finally did enjoy my cone, but it was somewhat melty. SO tasty, though.

Pissing Sex Stories with a Sexy MILF

pissing sex storiesDo you like pissing sex stories? I am a dirty woman. I have led a colorful life. No doubt I have done things most women would never consider doing. I wouldn’t have it any other way actually. So when my teen son brought home a boy who I caught spying on me in the bathroom, I decided to have some fun with him. I have been around the block a few times. I know what boys enjoy by their behavior. This boy was fascinated by me peeing. It had less to do with me being a sexy MILF and more with him being a budding toilet slave. A woman can never have too many of those around. I thought about how to bring his toilet slave side to the forefront. I went into the gym room, got a pitcher, called in the boys and did squats over the pitcher while pissing into it. My son was not shocked, he enjoys water sports sex. My son pulled his cock out to stroke. His friend followed suit until I beckoned him over.  He crawled over like a hungry dog. He started to lap at my pee stream. Oh yeah, most definitely a toilet slave. I sprayed him with my special champagne as he basked in the joy of tasting my warm hot piss. My son likes to watch me pee, even likes to pee on me, but he has yet to drink my piss. That all changed. Maybe it was jealousy? I don’t know, but I enjoyed the fact that I had two teen boys kneeling beneath me to drink my golden nectar like slave boys. Felt good to be the piss queen. My daughter brought me a big glass of lemonade and joined me in the fun. We pissed on those boys for hours. Are you jealous? I will let you listen to me pee on a call if you are into that sort of thing too!

Creampie Sex Stories: Locker room Cougar

creampie sex storiesDo you like hearing about creampie sex stories? I am a dirty old cougar. I always have a creampie. because I am always fucking. Just some days it is creamier than others, like this morning. I can’t get knocked up anymore, so I let anyone cum inside me. I was in rare form last night. I went to a high school basketball  game at the local high school. One of the boys I fuck in the trailer park invited me. He is on the team. To be around a bunch of horny high school boys,  I said hell yes.  I put on a tight low cut dress and  high heels and went on the prowl. My fuck toy invited me into the locker room. Actually, he snuck me in. I saw all those young boys naked. Hot and sweaty. Black and white. They got hard at the sight of me. Well, I am not cock tease. I am, however, a gangbang whore. I was a locker room cougar. I bent over a bench so the boys could do a MILF train. I was snorting lines of coke off the hard cocks of teen boys and getting fucked by them in the pussy and ass. I was fucking living the dream. There were about 25 boys including the second string and assistants. That was a fucking lot of cum. Young teen boys cum a lot too. I had one messy pussy. I knew just who to call to help clean up my massive creampie. My daughter! She met me back at the trailer. She eagerly cleaned me up too. We snowballed cum, fucked each other with the strap on and did lines of coke all night and most of today. But I am not tired yet. I still feel likely partying and fucking. Who’s in with me?

Black Phone Sex with a Black Cock Whore

black phone sexBlack phone sex doesn’t just mean phone sex with a black girl or guy. It also means phone sex with a black cock whore. As far as I am concerned, black guys are the best fucks. Not only do they have really big fat dicks that can stretch a pussy out, but they always have the best drugs too. And, they are nasty freaks. Big D, my trucker fuck buddy and dealer, paid me a visit this morning. Normally, I march my trashy ass down to the truck stop for his nigger dick and some blow, but he was wanting some cougar cunt this morning. Cougar ass too. Not just for himself either. Big D has a son. His son is younger than my boy and has never had himself some old white pussy. Men use to bring their sons to my whore momma when I was little to make then men. Big D’s son is no virgin. He just  a cougar virgin. When I saw how hung he was, there was no doubt that Big D was his daddy. Between the two of them, they had almost 2 feet worth of big black cock for this trailer trash whore. I always wanted a father son combo like my momma use to get sometimes. I bet you have thought about a mother and daughter once or twice before. My daughter and I have shared guys before; often actually. I got on all fours to blow young Big D, while daddy Big D rammed his foot long up my ass. Hot damn. I had a sword up my ass and a sword down my throat. I looked like a circus freak. The hung twins shredded my holes and left me with so much cum, my pussy and ass looked like I got gang banged. On the way out, Big D. tossed me a bag of joints and a couple bumps. Now I’m partying and craving a bit of  the hair of the dog that bit me.

Extreme Phone Sex – Punishment

Baby girl brought home a bad report card. After last report card and its punishment, I thought that surely we had gotten her straightened out and on the right path. Apparently that punishment either didn’t take, or she enjoyed it too much. So, it was time for mama to get downright nasty about it.Extreme phone sex

I invited over 3 of my biggest, strongest male friends. Between us, we got baby girl all bound up and spread on the floor. I let them all take turns spanking that ass until she was gasping for breath between sobs. Her little ass was so red by that point. Then, Jake took an anal hook and shoved that up inside of her before he started fingering her little cunt hard. By this point, I was really turned on, and I had settled back on the floor and started to finger myself. As I watched, the Jake started to push his cock into her, and Drew found his way to the front to shove his through that ring in her mouth. I listened to her gag as she cried out at the pain from having her cunt pounded while his lower abs repeatedly thrust against that hook and tender ass. I watched as Jake came deep inside her, and as that cum started to ooze back out of her when he removed his cock. Alan came up about then and shoved his dick up into her hard, and she cried out louder when he started pummeling that little puss. I was so close to cumming, I could feel it, and Jake came over and helped out by tonguing the fuck out of my cunt. That was around the same time that Drew finally came all up in her mouth. Most of it stayed in, but watching some ooze down the side of her face really just did it for me. I watched as Drew scooped up all that cum that dribbled out, and forced it back into that waiting mouth. Oh, I had fun with this punishment, but here’s hoping she learned her lesson!Trashy milf