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Dirty Phone Sex Stories are all I Got

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex stories are all I got. Even when I was a young girl, nothing vanilla ever happened to me. I am glad in hindsight, because being a dirty woman is for more exciting. My oldest son is looking at colleges. He will be the first one in my family, outside of my husband, to have gone to college. I went with him on a campus tour recently. He is looking at UCLA as one of his schools. I have never been on a college campus, so I was excited to see what it was all about. My pussy was dripping wet looking at all the eye candy. I mean young studs barely legal everywhere. My son teased me because he knew I had lady wood in my panties for those studs.  We ended up getting a hotel for the night so we could go to a frat party. I wanted to be a gangbang whore for all those young studs. My son just wanted to drink beer and flirt with coeds. He had all the coeds to himself because the frat boys had milf fever. I was in the pledge room bent over a table getting my ass and pussy pounded. As load after load of cum was filling me up, I wondered how many other mothers partied with frat boys on college visits. My son came looking for me and discovered me covered in cum. The frat boys told him to join the fun not realizing I was his mother. When he called me mom mid fuck, he was promised a pledge bid next year if I would join a few parties a year. I think my son will definitely be attending UCLA in the fall and pledging the best frat on campus. I’m really going to love having a son in college.

My Phone Sex Line

phone sex lineIf you have ever called a phone sex line before, you know they are not created equally. Like anything else, there are good, bad and ugly phone sex companies. Guys tell me all the time that I am one of the good ones. This company only hires the best phone sex whores. Also, they put us whores where we belong in a manner of speaking. For example, we have a vanilla site, but I am not there. I bet you can guess why too. I am not exactly a vanilla woman. I wouldn’t know how to deliver vanilla sex. I am a trailer trash whore, so I don’t belong on a vanilla site. I am no young thing either, so a teen site is out too. When I got this job, I was asked what I enjoy. That was easy to answer. I enjoy fucking my son. I enjoy partying. I enjoy cum. I like being a cougar whore. Oh yeah, I like black cock and anal sex too. Eventually, I told the owner of the company that there isn’t much I don’t like. I don’t like vanilla sex or tiny dicks, but anything freaky and taboo, sign me the fuck up. So here I am on a dirty phone line talking about my sexual exploits and nasty fantasies. Are you game to talk and play with a dirty old whore?

White Trash Phone Sex at the Homecoming Dance

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is for men who like nasty, low class, no taboo kind of women. I clean up when I need to, but an elegant gown and fancy hair doesn’t mean I am a refined lady. It just means I can look the part when necessary. I was chaperoning my daughter’s Homecoming Dance last night. I was in a nice black cocktail dress. My hair was perfect; my makeup flawless. My daughter looked like a princess. She was so excited to be invited to the dance by an upper classman. I was so excited to be surrounded by teen boys. After some boring conversation about the community over the punch bowl with other parents, I excused myself. I went on the prowl of the school hallways looking for a young stud to play with. I found three. They were drinking out of a flask by the boys’ locker room. They thought they were busted and started scrambling until I grabbed one boy’s crotch and sipped out of his flask. I unzipped a couple pants and gave some teen boys head. I wear this lipstick that doesn’t smear, even when getting blow banged by teen boys. I showed them how a mature woman sucks cock. Went back to the dance with teen cum breath, but still perfect lips. I got into some more trouble too, but that is too naughty to blog about. I can look the part of a high class mother, but deep inside, I am nothing but a trash milf.

Blonde Fucking Slut and Shop Manager

Blonde fuckingBaby girl and I were out for one of our walks, and as we were passing the mechanic shop, we heard raised voices, and clattering metal. I thought I’d better see if anyone needed help, so I pulled her with me to the open bay doors. It seemed one of the mechanics was arguing with the shop manager, and the manager was sending them home. After the mechanic finally left, the manager was still fuming, so baby girl and I decided that we needed to help. She called him over, and she took my skirt off while she did. By the time he got out to us, I was there, naked from the waist down, and baby girl was back away from the building a bit more, doing a strip tease. I’m telling you, she’s taken to stripping like a fish to water! He was hard as a rock, and I was all too happy to walk up on him and start rubbing his dick and balls through his pants and kiss on his neck as she showed off her tiny, tight little body. When she was completely nude, showing every inch of her little body off, she came over to help me, and pulled his fly down. We pulled his dick out together, and she started to stroke and suck on it while I reached back and started fingering her bent-over little puss. He watched every move my hand made on her body, and her little mouth going back and forth on his dick. Before we knew it, he was blowing a load down her throat. He brought us into the office after that, and we had a good time fucking each other for a good hour. I’m sure the rest of his mechanics enjoyed the show, and he was definitely in a better mood by the time we left!

BBC Big Dick Sucker

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I love being a big dick sucker. All the black guys know about the blonde whore in town who will gladly swallow their anacondas. Big D, my trucker dealer, sent me some business. He owed a few brothers a favor. I owed him a few favors. By sucking some nigger dick, all debts were settled. I wasn’t complaining. I love big black cock in my mouth. No better way to settle a debt than being a dirty cock sucker. Big D had texted me he sent me some presents, but I was still passed out from the night before. It was not until I heard banging on the door that I awoke from my cum coma. It was like Christmas. I’m standing there in a tee shirt with no panties and bed head staring at 6 black men. All they had to say was Big D sent us and I was ushering them inside my trailer. I saw Big Ds’ text after I was a cum guzzling slut. I was down on my knees fast. So fast, I got rug burn. I didn’t feel the pain surrounded by 6 big black dicks. They smacked my face, anointed me with their cum. They were impressed that I could swallow all their cocks, even a couple at a time because most women can’t handle one dick at a time. I am no ordinary woman, however. I am a trailer park whore who has been sucking dick and guzzling cum since before any of them were even born. I drained their big black balls. I was covered in cum. They were covered in sweat. We all worked up a sweat during that blow bang. I was happy to start my morning off with a gallon of black cum. Protein does a body good. It’s been doing me good for decades.

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I was an anal cum dumpster this weekend. What did you do?  My daughters had a party Friday night. It was a mix party which means boys and girls; varying ages too, but all in school still. I spiked the punch with some Spanish Fly. That gets everyone in the mood for my kind of party. There were some young girls there too, friends of my youngest daughter. I was in one of my wild moods. I wanted the boys to fuck the girls. I wanted young girls to get their anal cherries popped. My anal cherry was long gone before I was their age. You can send a young girl home with a violated ass and parents never notice. The ass is an elastic muscle that goes back into shape with an ice pack easily. At worst, the parents think she got constipated. The Spanish Fly mixed with Benadryl erases memories. I had fun being the dirty director of teen sluts fucking. Horny boys of any age will insert their dick into anyone or anything that feels tight. Any port in the storm as the saying goes. It was a wicked hot jail bait orgy. When little girl butt holes were worn out, this hot mommy was ready for some anal action. I bent over to take a horde of teen cocks up my well fucked ass. I showed those young girls how to butt fuck. Too bad I am the only one who will remember what a wicked hot time we had. My husband filmed it, so perhaps in the near future, I will remind them what dirty little fuckers they all were at my place.

Big Dick Sucker by Day

big dick suckerI love being a big dick sucker. I was hanging out at my pool on Friday. There were a few boys playing hooky from school. I woke up with an intense oral fixation too. Usually, I am the only one at the pool during the week. The boys were nervous when they saw me. I assured them I was not a truancy officer in a string bikini. Our pool is not supervised. It was just us. I tugged down the white boy’s trunks first. Impressive at almost 9 inches. He still was bigger than most boys his own age and much bigger than many men my age. I showed him why he shouldn’t waste his time on teen whores. I managed to get every ounce of him down my throat. His balls were spread across my face. Sadly, he didn’t last long, but I had a backup boy. This boy had the stamina I wanted. Later, he told me he was thinking of something unpleasant so he would not spray my face too quickly. I brought them back to my trailer for a little double penetration. I got my swirl on as the saying goes. I had a black and a white teen cock doing me from both ends, eventually both holes. They came buckets of jizz in and on my old cougar body. I told them the next time they skip school to just come over to my trailer.

Cum Eating Phone Sex with an Old Cum Whore

cum eating phone sexCum eating phone sex is one of my favorite type of calls. I love being a cum slut for you. I don’t know why so many women won’t swallow jizz? Most guys who call me, do so because they know I am a cum whore. They tell me their wives won’t let them cum in their mouths. That just means more for me. I crave spunk like most women crave chocolate. I guess that is why I am skinnier than most women. I have salt cravings versus sweet cravings. I was getting low on my freezer stash of jizz, so I went down to the truck stop to give head. The truckers line up when I am on a cum mission. One trucker, Ted was traveling with his teen son. He got in line too. That boy had more cum in his balls than his own daddy. Ted said it was because his son had never had head before.  Virgin teen boys are my favorite. After I had a pitcher full of jizz, I headed over to Ted’s truck to fuck his son. I sucked his cock, tasted his sperm, why not fuck him and make him a man too. I have fucked his daddy countless times. Ted had no problem with his favorite trashy MILF putting hair on his son’s balls. Poor boy didn’t last long, not even with the second ball draining, so daddy fucked me. Ted can go all night long. I rode his cock and jacked off junior at the same time. Ted’s boy had a few more loads in his young cock for my pitcher of jizz. I got fucked, collected a pitcher of cum to snack on and made a boy a man. Not a bad night’s work for a cum guzzling slut. Wouldn’t you agree?

This Trailer Trash Whore Loves Adult Babies

trailer trash whoreI love being a trailer trash whore. I promise you, I have more fun than many women. I talk to guys day in and day out with wives who bitch about sucking cock. You know if a woman won’t give head, she won’t do a shit ton of other things. I was raised for sex. While girls my age were in school making friends, I was naked in the back of a van making my parents money off my young body. Thirty some years later, I am still making money off my body. Just now, I oversee who I fuck and who my offspring fucks. My husband has a say too, but ultimately, if I don’t want to fuck someone, I don’t fuck them. My husband has a big international client who likes a trashy MILF. He is willing to pay for it. He must pay for it because he is not attractive at all. You know if Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp were pumping gas, they would still get all the pussy they wanted because they are handsome. Some guys only get tail because of their money. My husband told me Jacques wanted my time this past weekend, but he told me I didn’t have to meet him. Looks aren’t everything to me. He pays very handsomely and he is nice as far as Johns go. He likes me to pretend to be his mother. He is older than me, but I love age play. This visit with Jacques, we age regressed to his breastfeeding years. He got the adult baby experience. He is a big man, but I found cloth diapers that would fit his full grown ass. In his diaper, he sat on my lap and suckled from my breasts. Even my own offspring were watching my big baby Jacques nurse and wanted to suckle on mommy too. We had a family affair with my young ones pretending he was their baby brother. He made a huge mess in his diaper, so my little ones shamed him. That just gave Jacques a hard dickie in his diaper. Changing his poopy diaper was gross, but we had so much fun shaming him. Not to mention the fun we had spending the money he paid me to be the youngest member of my family.

I’ve got some stripper sex stories for you

stripper sex storiesI’ve got some stripper sex stories for you now cus I got myself a little side job. I’m not working at some strip club tho, I do private parties where things can get a little nastier. Last night I went to this nice house in a real classy neighborhood and stripped for a bachelor party. They were drunk as fuck and real fucking horny so as soon as I started to get naked they were all over me! I knew it was gonna happen tho, hell they even paid extra to be able to fuck me so who am I to complain? I just started sucking and fucking those hard dicks like a pro! Y’all know I’m just a whore that loves to fuck and if I can make some money on it too why not right? May as well use this sexy body while I still got it! Anyway, I went home sore as fuck but they tipped me well for being their whore for the night… a couple of them even slipped me their cards so I could call them again!