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Never Too Old for Hot Stripper Sex

hot stripper sexI am a little old for hot stripper sex, or am I? I was at the local strip club last night for Manic Monday. Cheapest beer in town, plus an amateur contest. I was just there for the beer and to pick up some young college boys. The cheep beer and $3 cover bring out the younger crowd. I knew the strippers would ignore the broke ass college boys, but since I didn’t want their money, I figured they would want some pussy. Old pussy is still pussy. I ended up partying with four frat boys in the club. They encouraged me to enter the amateur contest. I didn’t have much competition. Monday nights are slow in strip clubs once football is over. My frat boys were like my cheerleaders. I think they are the reason I won the $500 prize. They screamed so loud for me. I was happy to use my prize money to get us all a VIP room for an hour. This young stripper came with the room, but the boys wanted to see me dance instead. I suggested we both dance. She didn’t seem to mind that idea. She worked the pole better than me, but I drained those frat boys’ poles a few times each.  In the end, I was the best gal on the pole. That is because I am a trailer trash whore.

Freaky Phone Sex Midget Fucking

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Freaky phone sex  is what i love best! I had a midget at the club last night and he and some of his dwarf friends wanted to party. I had never had a midget/ dwarf cock before. It was exciting for me. It was hot to have 3 midgets bang me with their surprisingly big cocks. I have been fucking for over 3 decades and man oh man this gang bang with three midgets was fucking hot. These little bodies with nice fat and hard fucking dicks protruding from them like pussy searching divining rods was damned near the hottest fun ever. These guys knew how to please a hot stripper. I felt like an amazon standing over them as they begged me for my golden showers on their dicks. I had the best fucking time with these guys.

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Creampie Slut and Soccer Mom

creampie slutI am such a creampie slut. I trolled the park this morning where the schoolboys play soccer on the weekends. I know, right? I have underwear older than those boys. It was a warm day for this time of year in Florida. I put on short shorts, a tank top and high heels. I was going for the trashy look. Those boys stopped kicking the ball around once they saw me. I looked for adult supervision and saw none, so I felt safe in leading the boys into the wooded area for a gang bang. I was like some sort of lot lizard sex pied piper. The boys followed me in unison into the woods. I didn’t even bring a blanket. I just got on the cold ground, tugged my shorts off and let them fuck me. They couldn’t believe their luck. I let each one nut inside me. I am too old to get knocked up and who makes schoolboys wear condoms? I wanted to feel their young hot seed inside me. I wanted to go home with a sloppy cunt. Those boys were so grateful that I came by. Some of them were even virgins. I told them this could be a regular Saturday thing. I mean I do love fucking young boys. They have so much energy. They don’t last long, but they need no foreplay and they fuck faster than the Energizer bunny. I went home to start my phone sex shift and my pussy is still leaking boy cum down my legs.

The Caramel Hotel

trashy milf  So one fabulous weekend I decided to do some prostituting in a cheap sleazy motel. It was my nice little spot I set up and I put my add online that weekend. I knew I’d be running through about 5 different customers In that hotel. So needless to say we did a lot cocaine and drinking. I was fucking and sucking all weekend long. Having the time of my life really being a whore. So much fun. But oh my gosh. We tore the shit up in that hotel. Spilled wine all over the bed ripped out some wallpaper. Trashed the lamp, cut the wire off a telephone. smashed in the TV. Everything we got so crazy that week. I doubt they’ll even let me back in but that’s just what I love to do. Trash hotels for fun. Since I’m in the big city, I know I can always find another with the trash. I like living in the fast lane for sure.

A Trashy MILF is Always Popular with Her Son’s Friends

trashy milfThis trashy milf can clean up when she must. I would love to wear hot pants and a tube top to school functions. One time I showed up looking like bad ass Sandy from Grease and I was sent home. Me. A mother of 4 students at the school was sent home by an angry mob of soccer moms. They were just jealous they couldn’t pull off the look. I was a little rough around the edges then. Not that I am not still; it is just now I know how to smooth my edges for the right occasion. I put on a sexy dress and went to my sons’ high school to piss off jealous soccer moms. The moment I made my fashionably late entrance, all eyes were on me. The jelly moms, the lustful dads and the horny boys all looked at me. That was what I wanted. Hell, even the teachers had their eyes glued to me. When a few of the schoolboys realized whose mom I was, they started befriending my sons. The boy with the hot mom is usually the most popular boy in school. I did my mom duty attending the boring PTA meeting. I told my sons to invite some of the boys over afterwards to go swimming. We have a small indoor pool. About an hour after we got home, schoolboys arrived ready to do cannon balls in our pool. I wanted to be a gangbang whore. While about 8 boys were goofing off in the pool, I was undressing to join them. They all gazed at my hot milf body as I got in the pool with them. I showed off my great lung capacity by blowing boys under the water. I ended up holding on to the ladder in a semi floating position while teen boys fucked me one after another. I drained teen balls and made my two older sons the most popular boys in school.

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Druggy phone sexNext door the son is home from college and he brought me a nice clean crack rock from his campus. He knows the deal his parents think he is coming over here to help tutor my daughters but that’s all bullshit. He is here to fuck my way too young daughters as payment for crack. He comes over early in the morning so that my daughters would still be sleeping. He is a brutal young man and likes to make my girls cry in pain in agony. He throws me the rock and precedes to the bedroom. I follow behind him. He rips the covers off and tears the clothes off my youngest daughter. She tries to resist as she knows what is going to happen but he punches her right in the gut and bitch slaps her across the face. She looks over to me for her mommy to help her but I am too busy getting my high on. I look at her and laugh. She may not know it but I get turned on by her screams as much as he does.

BBC Phone Sex Whore Struggles with a Monster Cock

bbc phone sexI am a BBC phone sex whore. Born and raised. There is an adult dating site called blondes on blacks. It is my favorite dating app. The first picture is my profile picture. It brings all the big black cocks to my fuck holes. Last night this blonde was on Tyrese’s big black cock all night long. He is a 45-year-old construction worker with a 13-inch cock. I had to lower myself slowly down on his monster shaft. He had what I call a king kong dong. I am used to big cocks, but this was a monster cock. I had to go slow. Even a seasoned black cock whore like me struggles sometimes. I fucked Tyrese all night long and I am paying for it today. A cock that big stays hard all night long. Holy fuck, even after a few cums he was still erect. Either I never drained his balls completely or his cock was just too big to go limp ever. He was the biggest dick I have found on this app thus far. I am a great big dick sucker, but I got maybe half of his cock in my mouth. Tyrese gave me a workout and he challenged me too. I don’t think I have been this sore since I lost my virginity. I don’t think I have ever been full of so much cum either.

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You do such a good job at teaching the little brats how to lick on my mommy cunt properly.  That’s exactly what they need. An education on proper pussy licking. Before long I expect them to be connoisseurs of mommy cunt as well.

I don’t possess whatever that characteristic is that makes some mommies and grannies think that the little ones are not supposed to be their sex toys. Personally, I think that’s the whole reason that I pushed them out many years ago. Not only so they could be my sex toys but so that their offspring could be my sex toys. Not just my toys but the toys for whomever I so choose to share them with.

So, you teach them. Typically, I’m not in my right mind anyways. You know what the best kind of a drug addict is? An educated one. People for some reason assume that just because I get high that I must not be very smart. I’m a fucking genius. I figured out years ago that I could party as much as I want and fuck as much as I want and still survive and have a good time. I don’t do without anything. You may have a fancier car than I have but I guarantee you I probably orgasm more than you do. 🙂

I think after you get done teaching these brats how to eat me out properly, I’m gonna let my landlord come over for a little visit and pick which one of their little tight holes he wants to violate. Now tell me that isn’t genius? 

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Trashy Milf Madam

trashy milfYou know what is better than a trashy milf? Two of them. My friend Darla and I decided to wreck some havoc last night. She has a teen daughter. A teen virgin daughter. Hard to believe with a mother like Darla, a teen girl would still be a virgin. Her mom is as big of a whore as me. She is an ex-trophy wife who made it rich when her husband violated the prenuptial agreement, the one he assumed she would break. She was just a smarter cheater than he was. Anyway, she told me she wanted to find a lover for her daughter. An older man who would fuck her right. She came to the right woman because when you are the madam of a big brood of young sexy prostitutes, you know men dying to fuck young pussy. I had just the guy for her too. One of my husband’s clients pays top dollar for teen virgin pussy. I told Darla not only could I get her an older lover for her daughter, I could get her a big bag of cash too. Not that she needs the money, but honestly, who turns down money ever? Xander came over right away. Darla got her daughter ready. I dressed her in a baby doll nightgown. It was pink with matching bikini panties. She looked sweet and innocent, yet seductive too. I know Xander’s type. He took three of my daughters’ cherries. Xander likes to be watched by the mother. Darla and I had ringside seats to her daughter’s cherry popping ceremony. The girl cried even though Xander was gentle. It always hurts the first time. We played with our pussies watching a much older man fuck a teen girl for the first time. Afterwards, we cleaned up her cum filled cunt with our tongues. Every girl should lose her virginity with  her momma watching.

Masturbating for the Groom to Be

Freaky Phone SexSome high baller had rented out the entire club for a bachelor party. Bachelor parties are great. They typically throw around lots of cash and buy lots of booze. If you’re lucky there is also lots of pot and coke too. The night started out as they always do. The entire bachelor party was shit faced and throwing money around to the girls to get lap dances and some private room action as well. Bottles were being tossed around and lots and lots of shots. As the evening went on one of the groomsmen asked if he could buy the groom a little one on one action behind closed doors. Hell, yeah, he can, just pass me that credit card honey. So, me and another girl headed into the private area with him and a few of the guys. As we prepared to start some dancing the groom said he had a special request. Sure honey, it is your money after all. He didn’t want a blow job, not a hand job, not a titty fuck, not an ass fuck, nor a pussy fuck. This guy wanted to watch me, and the other girl masturbate while he watched. That was new and different but hey it was easy. So, we each took turns stripping down and masturbating with our hands, dildos and vibrators until we orgasmed. He never touched us, not once. When we were through, he handed out a nice tip and they left. Only bachelor party I have ever been to that I haven’t left as a complete cum dumpster.