Just when I thought I was getting better at being a crazy, dumb, and disgusting bitch, I always shock myself. I was at a friend of a friends house in Kentucky for a get together that was fairly small. We started doing some blow and getting fucking waisted. We were all so high and horny that we started coming up with created ways to have some Kentucky fun. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Remember that commercial? Well we thought to ourselves “why not make our own deliciously good “ice cream bar”. Well, you can bet your “bottom” dollar we didn’t use ice cream, oh no. Why would be do that? Instead I decided that I needed to take a big shit. Once my big turd came out of my ass hole, we went ahead and popped it in the freezer. Once my shit turd was frozen we stuck that ice cold rock solid chocolate turd ice cream back in my ass hole. And when everyone saw that I shoved it back into where it came from, you can only imagine their faces. I made some cocks swell up. The men took turns shoving their dicks inside of me pushing that shit bar into my ass deeper. They fucked me and pushed that turd further and further up me with every thrust. What wouldn’t you do for my Kentucky Klondike bar?!
Category: Taboo phonesex
I’m The Girl 4 U
You say you don’t want me but you know I am the girl for you. You know that I am the only girl that will get down and dirty with you. The only one that helps you fuck those precious little bitches faces. You know what I mean…you know that you have dark desires. What do you think I do every weekend? Well besides the usual gangbang, and partying… you know I am there babysitting those perfect angels. Lucy, Tiger Lily, and little baby Sky. All are perfect and ready to be used. Their stupid cunt Mommy’s never know that what we are really doing during all that babysitting is far from playing with dollies! We are playing with their faces, their holes too. They will never tell…we can play with them like this for hours and days. We can always play…so don’t stay mad baby. I can be the one who you can beat around, slap and spank and the one who helps you turn those fantasies into reality.
This Trailer Trash Whore is a Cum Dumpster
This trailer trash whore has a morning ritual. I get my coffee, take my clothes off, sit on the couch, spread my legs and wave at the folks who walk by. I am a good neighbor. I know that men of all ages need properly drained in the morning. When cum is left in balls, guys fuck up at work. They get into fights with random strangers. Boys can’t focus at school. Built up sperm is bad for everyone. I’m the local sperminator. Those men going by my place to work or school with cum filled balls, know when they see me on my couch drinking my coffee that they can make a deposit. I take deposits everywhere. In my face. Up my pussy. In my ass. On my tits. Sometimes I am taking cum in all those places at once. What can I say? My reputation as a dirty old cum dumpster is quite legendary in my community. Even wives who don’t want to fuck their men, or can’t fuck them because they are on the rag or something, will send their men to me for a good ball draining. I love guzzling sperm. I like to be body painted in it also. Cum is full of protein. No calories either, which is how I stay so slim in my old age. One day last week there was a small army of men waiting to give me a deposit. Time was of the essence as they had buses to catch, so my son helped out. He put a funnel in my mouth and had them all circle jerk around me. I practically drowned in cum. My son loved seeing his whore mommy covered in so much jizz that he whipped out his dick and started fucking my ass. This made my horny army hard again. That funnel filled with so much jizz my face was cum covered. Never too much for this cum guzzling slut.
Anal Sex Whore Temps For The Doctor
I had agreed to help you out in your Pediatrics office while you searched for a replacement for your regular receptionist. Since you are my brother, I couldn’t leave you without help. It was my second day on the job. I had taken all these cute little ones to the back to see you, even helped some of them to get undressed an into gowns for their exams. Having so much contact with these little ones was getting me so turned on. My cunt was constantly staying soaked. I had removed my panties earlier in the day because they were wet completely through. My mind just kept straying to what fun I could have with those sweet young bodies if we weren’t in a professional setting. It was during one of these fantasies that I went into an empty exam room and started masturbating, thinking about those cute little pussies and cocks.
Thinking I had locked the door, I was completely lost in my fantasy when you walked in. You watched me for a moment before you came over to me. You buried your face between my legs, sucking and tonguing my pussy and then moving to my ass. When I felt your tongue probing my ass, I knew I was gonna get that big cock in my back door today. Taking the KY from the cabinet, I began to lube your cock, sliding my hand back and forth over the shaft and the head. I moved onto my knees, spreading my ass cheeks for you. You work your cock into my ass and begin fucking me in long slow strokes. My ass aches for you every time you pull out and I rejoice each time you send it back in deep. It had been so long since I had my big brothers cock shooting off deep inside me, but each time we get back together, it is as good as the first. You are one of the few people in my life I can share my fantasies with and I know it is just because you share those same fantasies.
Gangbang whore with Extraterrestrials
I had another gangbang whore experience. I am so fucked up it’s not even funny. I am sitting here like a dumb whore coked out of my head and drunk as hell. I popped some pills so you can only imagine that I’m completely in my right state of mind. Anyways there is a glowing light coming in my window. It sounds windy as hell, maybe there is a storm happening right now? Or maybe it’s my dealer/fuck buddy’s truck- after all I am the most well know trucker stop whore ever. Usually I go to him, maybe he was wanting some of my yummy cunt or something and he came to me.
I am in just a thong and a bra and I rush outside, you know not fucked up or anything. And I am completely amazed at what I see. I know I’m fucked up and a little crazy at times but there is literally a saucer in my front yard and there is a huge door opening from it. I can only see outlines of figures walking towards me. I know how this sounds okay, aliens? Really? Well out walks these 6ft tall aliens, and there must have been at least ten of them. They came towards me and escorted me back on the ship. I really didn’t have a chance to refuse.
Their strength was insane. I glanced up and down at them, observing what I was seeing. They had huge cocks. They had to have been at least eighteen inches long and literally as thick as a pole or coke can. Those dicks were sticking straight out to. I guess they were turned on and were wanting a fuck? They were not bad looking green creatures at all, I mean I have fucked way less and way grosser if you know what I mean. I started to float to a wall and I noticed I couldn’t move no matter how hard I tried. I was literally stuck and mount on the wall.
The aliens came to me and inserted each of their cock inside of me. It hurt so bad I felt like they were touching every single one of my organs. The crazy part is I have never seen something go so fast. They were moving at the speed of light back and forth fucking my whore holes. It was like they were gyrating all over me going in and out with their huge dicks as fast as they could. That’s not even the craziest part.
When they came- it was like a gallon of sticky mess that busted through their dick holes. I was drowning in cum. Each of them kept busting their nuts in me and on me. Every single load was a gallon of cum. I started to pass out and I soon awoke later in my bed. I thought it was a dream, right? Um no, I still have cum leaking from my ass hole and cunt. I saturate panties like nothing. They cum in peace alright.
Surprise Party with Henrietta
I was asked to take the virginity of a 35 year old man. His friends approached me with a lot of cash. They told me he was turning 35 and they were not sure if he liked cock or pussy! So they thought they would get him a sexy shemale prostitute! I was honored that they picked me to take his virginity. I got all dressed up for his big surprise party! They wanted him to know I was a tranny whore. They wanted him to know that they paid for the party and for this tranny bitch to fuck him! I love getting a man hooked on anal sex. Who would not want to lose their virginity by fucking a tranny in the ass and making her suck your cock after? I bet he has always wanted to rub his cock up and down a nice big set of titties. I would love to suck your virgin cock! Make your body shake as I suck you close to the point where you are going to blow your load! Let me slow down and let you suck on these nipples. I would love to slide my asshole up and down that cock while you suck my titties! I love fucking virgins!
Dirty Phone Sex Spring Break Fun
Dirty phone sex stories are what I am creating this Spring Break with my little darlings. I love having my brood home with me 24/7. They are such good little soldiers. They do whatever mommy tells them to do. We played a naughty game of Simon Says this morning. Funny, Simon said lick mommy’s pussy a lot. Simon even said tongue mommy’s asshole a few times too. No one in my incest army said no either. As we were having game time, someone knocked on the door. It was my husband’s friend Dave. He had stopped by per my husband’s request to check out what we need to get the hot tub working again. My littlest angel came out of the bedroom naked to see who had paid us a visit. I saw Dave pitch a tent in his pants before my eyes. He cock was hard instantly. I bet yours would be too. Alice is just a little over knee high. Blonde, blue eyed, all smiles. No boobies yet, not even bumps. Little bald cunnie. Just a slit really. You know what I mean? No pussy lips hanging down yet. Just an intact mound with a slit. I instructed my little cock tease to say hello to Uncle Dave properly. She giggled then pulled his zipper down and put her tiny hand in to pull out his cock. He gave me a confused look. That look of I want to be doing this, but should I? I put my hand on his shoulder, gave him a wink and said, “What happens on Spring Break , stays on Spring Break.” He let a loud sigh as Alice wrapped her tiny lips around his dick. He was as big as daddy, and she struggles with his wood. But, she likes to impress guests, so she sucked him dry. Of course have such a cute young thing caressing your cock makes it hard not to cum quick. I think we will have lots of visitors for the school break. Maybe even you.
taboo phonesex with my nephew
It’s confession time. I found myself at a new church. I loved it, it is the perfect church to enroll by cousin. I told my sister and she let me take him to the head priest and enroll him. He said they were full on spots but one could open if we showed him how much we wanted him to attend. He came and grabbed my tits and placed my hand on my nephews little dick. I asked for some wine. I had my son drink some and I also partaken from the glass drinking it dry. I started to undress my nephew until he was completely naked and I had him lay on the floor completely naked. The priest liked this very much. He started playing with my nephews dick making it stand straight up. I got naked and placed my mouth on his little cock showing him how hard I could make him. I put my pussy right on his dick letting him slide in and out of my whore cunt. I motioned for the man in charge to join in as I put my nephew on his back and spread his little ass cheeks open for him. He started to take his dick out and shoved it right into his virgin ass stretching it out. As he was doing this I decided to muffle his cries by having him tongue fuck my wet cunt. He is taking it like a champ being a good little whore like his aunt. His tongue felt so good in between my cunt lips.
The priest stretched his ass so good and took his dick out to bust all over my face. I guess this means we finally found his place in the school!