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Drunk sex porn Putting out Fires

Drunk sex pornHave you ever gotten so drunk that when you sit there and remember what you did last night you don’t know whether to laugh, be embarrassed, or just die? Well, I did that and then some. I got so drunk that I put on my Halloween costume and ran around telling people to put me out. You have no idea how many strangers are willing to piss all over a hot girl. I even held their cocks, giggling as I stroked and sucked on them. “I”m on fire Mister.” I’d look up at them as my tongue teased that head and I was slurring those words. They all grinned probably thinking I wouldn’t remember and told me to kneel back, spraying their hot and musky piss all over my tongue and tits. Filling up my mouth and stopping just long enough for me to swallow. Some guys even got so hard they didn’t want me to stop. They fucked my throat, cumming while buried in it. Then pissing down my throat making me either swallow or choke on it. It was so fucking hot at the time but waking up with a hangover and smelling like a urinal and an unused and horny cunt. Not so much.

Sex and Shit

I know its a few weeks past Valentines day but I had to tell you about the special frenzy of shit I got to play with. My boss gives me extra money every once in a while for letting him pound my asshole, but this year he set something up on Valentines day. He had 3 of my favorite co workers and himself ready at the office because he though he was gonna have them all fuck me and offer me extra money. The thing is one of my coworkers let me in on the little secret and so I figured I would go with it. But first I slipped some diuretic pills to make them shit the whole time they were fucking me. It was raining shit hallelujah and I was in heaven. I got what I wanted and they got what they wanted. Sex and shit for me and easy used pussy for them. We all one and everyone can go home happy.

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Golden Shower Sex Stories

golden shower sex storiesDo you like golden shower sex stories? I am a dirty whore, so no surprise I like bathroom play every now and then. I find water sports to be an effective punishment for disobedient little girls. My middle daughter had some school girls spend the night Friday. Cute little things, but spoiled brats. No manners whatsoever. The little brats were sisters. They complained that all I had was instant lemonade. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade like their mother makes. I apologized sarcastically for not being a Stepford wife. They complained about me mocking their mother. I know their mother. She hasn’t been fucked since Clinton was president. She needs a stiff dick up her cunt and two up her ass to remove the sticks. I am sure you know the type. I decided her evil spawn needed taught a lesson. I am a dominant mommy. Little girls don’t sass or disobey me without consequences. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade? I gave it to them. Sent my oldest boy to the market to get the supplies. Then, I had all the folks in the house, which was three sons, one husband, one mommy and 3 daughters piss in a pitcher. I squeezed two lemons into the piss filled pitcher, added a ton of sugar and served it to the little whores. They guzzled down a family’s piss like it was the best shit ever. I just laughed inside and smiled at their stupidity. They got sassy with me after guzzling down the special homemade lemonade. “You see it is not that hard to be a good mom,” one of them smirked. Well, I am a good mom. Just ask anyone of my little angels. A good mom doesn’t slave in the kitchen making fresh squeezed lemonade. She slaves in the bedroom sucking cock, eating pussy and teaching her little ones how to fuck her and each other. I’m more than a good mommy. I am a trashy MILF.

Fetish fuck play be free

Scat phone sex AuroraI find it difficult to express just how much I am sick of hearing about how no one has a fetish. I am a fucking nasty dirty whore and I know what I like. There is no shame in my game and I am honest with it. I have been with so many men and I know  all of them have a dirty fucking little secret. Some like fucking eating shit, pissing on you, some wanna be fucked with a big black cock, some want to have you dress them up like a little whore and some want to fuck a family member. I do not judge, I like it all. My personal favorite is scat play. I like playing with shit and I love the smell of it too. I know who I am and what I like. You want to know why I am fun, because I do not judge, have no taboos and I will bring your fetish to life because I am a nasty little whore who loves to fucking play!

Pissing phone sex

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I was whoring around tonight offering up my services. I was running a special tonight. Whatever anyone wants to do for just fifty dollars. I ran across a couple of men that where horny and wanting to all chip in and have some fun with me!

There was four guys and man they were a kinky batch. I got on my hands and knees offering up all my holes. They each took out their cocks and started to piss all over me! I was getting saturated in their stinky hot piss. They told me to open wide.

I wasn’t sure what they wanted me to open wide so I kept my eyes open, my mouth, and I even spread my pussy lips and ass cheeks. They each shoved their cocks into my pussy hole and my ass and filled me up with their piss while the others pissed in my eyes and mouth.

Once they were finished they went ahead and blew their loads all over my face. It was like a spa treatment. Fuck a mud mask, I am perfectly fine with a piss and cum mask that I can not see out of!

White trash phone sex with Ellen

White trash phone sex

I’m the dirty whore at the party who takes the guys in the back and fucks them for some cash or dope. I’m a easy fuck and cheap too. I went to a party last night and got filled with so much cum! I showed up high as fuck already. Ready to get my holes fucked hard by lots of different cocks! It’s easy to find a cock to fuck at a party. Grind up against a half drunk gangsta looking dude. Rub my little white ass against his cock. Making him hard as a rock. Forcing him into a lustful fury. I dragged him to the back and pulled his cock out. Started sucking his cock, making him moan! Then stopping just as he is about to nut down my throat. That’s when guys are either gonna make you finish or pay you to finish them off! 

Golden Showers and The Real Freak

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I’d just got through dancing and was backstage alone in the dressing room when someone knocked on the door. I opened the door and standing there was Mr. Doldalski. All the dancers gave Mr. Doldalski a special nickname “The Real Freak”. The Real Freak would pay dancers crazy amounts of money to go home with him and let him do all sorts of outrageous things. Tonight he chose me. He promised me $2000 if I went home with him. I hesitated at first because I’d heard about his strange requests. But $2000 is a lot of money and I couldn’t say no. His house was huge, I was impressed. He led me to a dark red room with sex toys everywhere. Sex swings, whips, vibrators and many other sexual contraptions filled the room. The Real Freak really was a freak. In the back of the room was a low mattress covered in plastic. He had me lay down naked on the mattress and pulled out his cock and pissed all over me. I was drenched in his warm urine and he loved it. He pulled out his cell phone and snapped a couple of pictures. I was soaked in piss, he made me get on my hands and knees and fucked me doggystyle. I felt completely humiliated but I was two-thousand dollars richer.

Water Sports Kinky Fun

Water sports sex CarrieI fucking love having sexy water sports fun! The wetter and nastier we can get, the better! It turns me on so fucking much to give and receive a nice and warm, delicious golden shower! I met this guy at the grocery store the other day, he was a total white trash hick but I was so attracted to him! I could see his big cock bulge through his dirty jeans and I knew immediately that I wanted his gross piss all over my sexy body! I asked him to come home with me for some naughty play time and he agreed! Once we got home, I stripped naked for him and spread out a big blue blanket on my couch to absorb all of the urine! I layed down and used my big blue vibrating dildo all over my tight little cunt while he stood there and watched while jerking his big cock! I gave him a big jug of water to drink and told him how badly I wanted his delicious golden shower all over me! He was moaning and said he was about to cum then wanted to piss everywhere, and that’s exactly what he did! He busted his fat load of creamy jizz all over my face and in my hair then washed it all down with a huge shower of piss squirting out of his cock! I was fucking drenched and it was so god damn yummy! He had never done something like that before, I fucking love corrupting the innocent ones!

Bathroom sex is the hottest

Scat phone sex AuroraIs it just me or is the smell of the bathroom fucking hot. The smell of a public bathroom turns me on. The sweet stinch of hot musty piss and shit water is like a romantic perfume of roses to my nostrils. Its even hotter if you walk in and the bathroom is nasty and unkept There is something about fucking and masturbating in a dirty bathroom that makes you feel dirty and kinky in a good way. I love being fucked over a toilet full of shit water and toilet paper that has not been flushed or is even clogged. I love it when the trash has been thrown on the side of the trash can and sticks to my knees while I am sucking a cock or being fucked doggy style. It makes me so wet when there are puddles of yellow stains and glory holes with my phone number all over the mens bathroom walls. Call me for  good time is an understatement.

Live Phone Sex Means Anything is Possible

live phone sexLive phone sex is just that. Live, which means anything goes. You will likely hear me doing lines of cocaine. You most definitely will hear my wet pussy because I love to play with it when on calls. I play with my ass too. You may hear me pee if on a really long call or if you request such a thing. You may hear a furry beast or two also. I promise you though, you won’t hear me filing my nails or yawning because I love being a dirty whore. I was meant for the sex industry. My life has been sex since I remember. I am your partner in phone sex. We can get high together. We can role play together. We can share dirty experiences together. We can even explore fetishes together. Just the other day I got so drunk on a forced intoxication call with a regular, I got sick. That’s what he was wanting. I will admit that I do not enjoying puking, but I love dirty phone sex so much, I will go the extra mile to give my caller what they want whether it be listening to me puke, piss, shit, do coke, play with man’s best friend or my brats. I am usually high enough to push all the envelopes!