Category: Nasty phonesex

We were mud wrestling the nastiest way

scat phone sexI’m sure that most of you have heard of mud wrestling, maybe some of you have even watched a fight or two but I bet you’ve never seen it done my way! We had an inflatable pool, it was about six feet long, maybe four feet wide and instead of filling it with mud, we filled it with shit. Lots and lots of shit from about ten of us girls, we spent the whole day eating all kinds of yummy things and pooping in that pool until there way a nice thick layer of shit and piss in the bottom of it. That’s when the real fun could finally start! You should have seen it, we were all taking turns wrestling in our own filth and we all got so fucking horny from it that the wrestling around in shit turned to straight up fucking in shit! It was nasty as fuck and everyone in my neighborhood could probably smell that pool from from a mile away but I don’t give a single fuck at all. I was way too turned on to give a fuck about what my neighbors were thinking! Anyway… which of you guys want to wrestle me next?

Ellen is a Drunk girl fucking anything!

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Tomorrow is National Beer day and let me tell you how much I fucking love being a drunk girl fucking dick all night long. I am  dirty cock sucking whore who sells her pussy for drugs and beer all the time. So on National Beer day I love getting piss drunk, and fucking for beer all day long. If you’ve got a nice cold beer that I can shove up my pussy and cool my dirty hot cunt off with I will suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.

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I’ll take half of beer filled to the top with warm piss and I’ll drink that shit all the way down. I love selling my pussy, ass and mouth for drugs and beer. I’m a dirty fucking whore!  I would love to be your drunken whore you fuck with all your buddies. I can’t wait to drink your piss and wash it down with a nice cold beer after smoking a blunt. 

Freaky phone sex fun at the Nursing Home

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So, I took a job in a nursing home as an aide, just for a week, to see if I’d like it better than the truckstop. It was hard damn work and I knew right away that I hated it. The nurses were slavedrivers who didn’t do anything but bark orders. But there were perks.

The place reeked of piss so I liked it right away. Changing all of those dirty diapers made me want to lick those old asses. So many droopy old balls that got covered in shit could’ve used my attention. Forget those wipes. You know how much I love scat play.

I walked into my last resident’s room where an old man was known for his naughty behavior. It seems that he couldn’t keep his hands off the aides and he’d grab tits and ass. They were scared of him. He was always jerking off and made lewd comments to them. When I walked into the room, his eyes got big and a toothless grin spread across his face. He didn’t know that he had met his match with this truckstop whore.

I leaned over and gave him a great look at my tits. I saw his cock rise in his pajamas. He reached for my tits and I let him fondle them. He moaned and it turned me on. Hey, he’s male. he has a cock. I don’t discriminate against age. He slid his hand up under my uniform skirt and began to rub my pussy, expertly sliding his finger between my cunt lips. The old fucker had moves!!!

He stood up and forced me back on the bed. Dropping his pajama bottoms, he had a 10 inch cock and it was as hard as a young man’s. He kissed me hard as he pushed his cock into me. OMG, he felt so good that I wanted to scream. He pumped furiously, almost drooling on me, his toothless mouth wide open. I could tell that he was about to cum and I was too. His old cock exploded and I thought he was going to have a heart attack.

I walked out of the room, his cum dripping into my panties. The nurse barely looked up. “He give you any problems?” “Nope, no problem at all.” I said with a smile. I was horny and already wondering how many other old fuckers were packing the meat and needed my service. I was about to find out!!! I think I love this job.

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Toilet sex with Aurora

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I was waiting in the bathroom when you walked in. My desire for scat phone sex filthiness drives me to do this. You see, I have this craving for things that other girls find disgusting. The aroma of the toilet is like an aphrodisiac, flooding over me and making my pussy twitch. I lick the rim of it, tasting the urine of a hundred cocks lingering there. I dip my finger in the water and taste it, hoping for a little residue of what makes my engine purr. Eagerly, I lie in wait, hoping the next man to enter won’t deny me. I want to be his toilet tissue, lapping at the creamy deposits of his asshole, drinking in his cock nectar. Make me your human urinal. I’ll unzip your pants, holding your cock over my lower lip as you feed me. If your cock gets hard, that’s even better as I love semen and urine mixed together. Push out that mass in your rectum and then bend over, allowing me to service you. I will gently clean every wrinkle on your puckered asshole. I’ve been this way ever since I was a girl. One of my mom’s boyfriends introduced me to scat play. I hated it at first. It made me vomit and he would force me to lick it all back up. After retching in the toilet a few times, I found that I liked the taste of shit. At times he would fuck me in the ass and make me eat my own filth. My craving became a desire and then an addiction as I searched out ways to get the ass candy I wanted. I needed it like a drug. Soon after, my mom found out and kicked me out. I was forced to live on the street, still searching for that elusive shit lover who was looking for me, too. So here I sit on the toilet. I know you’ll be here soon and you’ll love this as much as I do.

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Gangbang whore with Extraterrestrials

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I had another gangbang whore experience. I am so fucked up it’s not even funny. I am sitting here like a dumb whore coked out of my head and drunk as hell. I popped some pills so you can only imagine that I’m completely in my right state of mind. Anyways there is a glowing light coming in my window. It sounds windy as hell, maybe there is a storm happening right now? Or maybe it’s my dealer/fuck buddy’s truck- after all I am the most well know trucker stop whore ever. Usually I go to him, maybe he was wanting some of my yummy cunt or something and he came to me.

I am in just a thong and a bra and I rush outside, you know not fucked up or anything. And I am completely amazed at what I see. I know I’m fucked up and a little crazy at times but there is literally a saucer in my front yard and there is a huge door opening from it. I can only see outlines of figures walking towards me. I know how this sounds okay, aliens? Really? Well out walks these 6ft tall aliens, and there must have been at least ten of them. They came towards me and escorted me back on the ship. I really didn’t have a chance to refuse.

Their strength was insane. I glanced up and down at them, observing what I was seeing. They had huge cocks. They had to have been at least eighteen inches long and literally as thick as a pole or coke can. Those dicks were sticking straight out to. I guess they were turned on and were wanting a fuck? They were not bad looking green creatures at all, I mean I have fucked way less and way grosser if you know what I mean. I started to float to a wall and I noticed I couldn’t move no matter how hard I tried. I was literally stuck and mount on the wall.

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The aliens came to me and inserted each of their cock inside of me. It hurt so bad I felt like they were touching every single one of my organs. The crazy part is I have never seen something go so fast. They were moving at the speed of light back and forth fucking my whore holes. It was like they were gyrating all over me going in and out with their huge dicks as fast as they could. That’s not even the craziest part.

When they came- it was like a gallon of sticky mess that busted through their dick holes. I was drowning in cum. Each of them kept busting their nuts in me and on me. Every single load was a gallon of cum. I started to pass out and I soon awoke later in my bed. I thought it was a dream, right? Um no, I still have  cum leaking from my ass hole and cunt. I saturate panties like nothing. They cum in peace alright.

Some Dirty Talking Lines With A Phone Sex Slut

phone sex slutsI had a friend visiting and we had a bit to drink. I generally don’t talk about my phone sex, but somehow the topic got brought up. Like most men, the first thing he wanted me to do was give him some dirty talking lines that I use when I do dirty phone sex. So, I began slowly describing to him how I love to suck a big fat cock. I tell him that I start with just teasing the head and begin flicking my tongue around the head and right up the slit before I close my mouth and begin pressing putting sucking pressure on that spongy mushroom head.

I didn’t talk long before he was rock hard. I told him to come over to me and let me demonstrate. He eagerly pulled his cock out with that pre-cum already beginning to ooze. I started coming out of my clothes at that point and he began rubbing my tits and pussy. Being drunk and describing a good blow job had gotten us both so hot. Wouldn’t you know it, that was when the phone decides to ring! Not too fond of being interrupted at that pint, my friend got the idea of doing some real phone sex and he worked that receiver right into my hot pussy, using it to masturbate me and make me cum. I never did find out who was on the line that evening, but I’m sure he had some interesting sounds coming over the phone line.

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Toilet Play for World Water Day.

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World Water Day is always a fun day for me. As you know, the bathroom is my favorite room in the house. Conserving water makes that even more fun. Why flush when you have a human urinal waiting with her mouth open for your liquid hydration. It’s much more fun to stick your cock in my hot, piss slurping piehole than some ceramic throne, isn’t it? Plus I lick you all nice and clean, right after I get a chaser of creaming cum!!!

And if you need to take a steaming dump, allow me to service you afterward. It takes gallons of our natural resources to flush that filthy toilet tissue when it is so easily solved by letting me gently but firmly lick every wrinkle on that puckered ass clean. Mmmm, I love the taste and I bet you get a stiff cock from my tongue probing your sensitive poop hole and the back side of your nut sac.

Every Day is World Water Day for me!!! You’ll find me waiting in that public restroom. All you gotta do is ask me for my help. Make a girl wet and the whole world a little wetter!!!

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The creampie slut that I am!

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 I went to a party last night and I had such a good time. I didn’t know who anyone was. It was next door and I initially went to go ask them to quite down since I had no more coke left and was trying to seriously come down off of my high. As they open the door I am greeted with an excited whale of a noice and before I could even get my mouth to open they grabed me around the waist and escorted me to the couch where they began to give me more coke and some warm vodka. How could I say no, right? Next thing I know- I am fucked up and a horny wet mess. I look to the guy next to me and I slip my hand into his jeans to whip out his massive cock.

I start stroking it up and down, making it swell in my hand. I get off the couch and get on my knees, putting his cock towards my lucious lips. I give it a nice kiss and then start to shove it to the back of my throat. Not caring who is watching me, it all the sudden occurs to me that there are several different dudes watching me, and I am in public jerking some guys dick off with my mouth. I give them all a wink and take my clothes off, getting on all fours. I am getting filled up with cock and they keep busting their creamy cum loads deep inside my ass and cunt hole. I squeeze my holes tighter around their shafts as I let them jerk their dicks off inside my slimmy wet holes. Creampie my slutty whore ass please! Give me more milky cum in all of my holes! Glad I came over!

Throw em Back Fresh From the Sack

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I keep nut on tap like a fountain drink machine. All different flavors to suit ones palate. My whores love to get their tight little assholes filled and serve that warm sticky drink to some of our best customers. We even have a special package where you can watch your beverage being brewed, from start to finish. If watching a big dick thrust a tight spider until it bursts inside of her makes your cock twitch and grow then you surely would want to purchase this delight. Nothing like watching it being made from farm to mouth. Watching that creamy white goodness begin to leak out of that tiny pink asshole…you’ll be certain to drink it fresh from the spout. Making your mouth water as you get in position wedging your face beneath the source, mouth hanging wide open just waiting for that first drop to hit your tongue. If you want something different….give our fuck hole fermented package a try.  You must order this particular package deal ahead of time. Able to pick the cock of your delight right down to that chosen barrel it is going to lay and ferment in. Oh yeah having that hot nut sit inside her tight warm sweaty backside for a couple hours up to a couple days….just bubbling and churning to a nice tang so that when it hits your mouth you can feel the fizz and taste the jizz which at this point has curdled. It no longer leaks a steady stream…. oh no this is for a special kind as it is a nice lumpy gooey consistency ready to plop into your pie hole. Come on down and make your own con”cock”tion. I think we’re on to something here. Be the first to throw back a couple loads, fresh from our fine brown barrels.

All natural titty fucking

Nasty phonesexSure those big fakes tits can beautiful with their nice perky nipples all perfectly places and erect. But they can’t be comfortable to squeeze or most importantly to slide that cock through when you want nothing more than a nice sloppy titty fucking. No…what you want are some big soft squeezable real titties. Titties like mine. So that when you push them together they create the most perfect slit for you to ride that cock into. Feeling the soft fleshy skin as you squeeze them nice and tight making them hug that big dick of yours. Nice and flexible able to manuever them in any direction you need customizing that valley to fit your throbbing cock. Every time you stroke that dick upwards towards my mouth I am able to bend my head forward opening my mouth eager to suck that cock head in unlike them over sized fake tits restricting a girl from reaching a cock with her mouth as he titty fucks her. These fun bags will feel almost like a tight wet pussy wrapped around that fuck rod. Hell if you closed your eyes you’d think you had that dick in my sweet little fuck hole. Come one…give these all natural titties a try. They are hanging here waiting to be pounded with your hard meat so that I can swallow hot wad that you are sure to blow!